Can you fake a pregnancy test?

misstrish521

salt78:

I may still have a FRER somewhere that I could sell her for $1,000. She sounds about that desperate. ETA: WTF was Diaper Pale doing over here?

Hi Salt! How're you and miniSalt?  

mrsadamc 05

Sweets11:

kkusn:

I have nothing good to add; I just wanted to be a part of this epic post.

Sweets11 was here.

P.S. 12,215 views?! Holy shnikey!

P.P.S. Cherokee has migrated from BOTB to TTGP? Things just got a little bit more interesting around here (by 'interesting' I mean more drama and an inevitable GBCTTGP post).

We like to run them off!  Have fun with her. 

melissa721

Sweets11

misstrish521:

Sweets11:

kkusn:

I have nothing good to add; I just wanted to be a part of this epic post.

Sweets11 was here.

P.S. 12,215 views?! Holy shnikey!

P.P.S. Cherokee has migrated from BOTB to TTGP? Things just got a little bit more interesting around here (by 'interesting' I mean more drama and an inevitable GBCTTGP post).

Think we'll get a "this is her husband, I'm deleting her account cause you're all big fat meanie heads" post? 

One can only hope...

salt78

misstrish521:

salt78:

I may still have a FRER somewhere that I could sell her for $1,000. She sounds about that desperate. ETA: WTF was Diaper Pale doing over here?

Hi Salt! How're you and miniSalt?  

Hi Trishy! We are good so far as I know. I have an appointment tomorrow morning. Thanks for asking!

misstrish521

melissa721:

That is quite possible one of the most disturbing PIPs I've ever seen.

melissa721

misstrish521:

melissa721:

That is quite possible one of the most disturbing PIPs I've ever seen.

Do you not approve of this post? 

holsomback6510

foxxy1:

 

Love it! Can we get to the good part?

LaraValentine

nregazzi:

ClaireOtoms:

LaraValentine:

I THINK I FOUND IT!

Geez it took a long time for TB to let me post this reply, but I bet this is the same girl... Even if the OP was from 2009, maybe she gave up before and is trying again?

"I want to know that my fiance will choose pro-life. He's talked about not having kids before but when it comes down to it, I just need to know he won't make me do what I don't want to. And I also want to see him squirm for abit. Atleast get a foot rub out of this. Lol."

https://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?2486509-Girl-tries-to-trick-fiance-with-fake-pregnancy-test-epic-thread-content 

This girl is sick. 

1million Internet points for Lara. I love this thread!

 

Finally an explanation!!!! I was trying to read this from my phone where the Internet reception was SUPER spotty but it was totally worth it!!! Laughed all afternoon long! 

I googled so long my husband started to wonder what was going on and I had to explain the post so he wouldn't read the google search screen and think I'd gone off the deep end.

This was my favorite pip in response to the earlier post I found... (It uses a bit of Photoshop magic involving a pic of her face from Facebook)

lmsherwo

So I should have gone to bed over an hour ago, but instead I ended up reading all eight pages of this thread! This is just crazy! o_o

annabelleev

This thread made my commute home fun.

mrsz2008

kkusn:

melissa721:

misstrish521:

melissa721:

That is quite possible one of the most disturbing PIPs I've ever seen.

Do you not approve of this post? 

Mmm, crazy-ass Christian Bale.

MiniSteph

btaylor19:

pinkflipflops44:

this is the thread that keeps on giving.. yes it gives on and on my friend.. some people started the crazy and they dont know how to stop and it will keep on giving forever because this is the thread that keeps on giving..

 This was worth the 3 hour wait 

  This is keeping me very entertained. Oh the entertainment keeps on coming.

amanda079

lmsherwo:

So I should have gone to bed over an hour ago, but instead I ended up reading all eight pages of this thread! This is just crazy! o_o

...LOL - I was "supposed" to be doing work..but I just couldn't pass up reading this thread....epic.  OP is a lunatic, plain and simple.

misstrish521

melissa721:

misstrish521:

melissa721:

That is quite possible one of the most disturbing PIPs I've ever seen.

Do you not approve of this post? 

Oh, I definitely do! 

RequiresExalted

For the Record, only the KaydensMommy thread, and the Newbie link have more views than this one.

misstrish521

RequiresExalted:

For the Record, only the KaydensMommy thread, and the Newbie link have more views than this one.

Pssst...what's the KaydensMommy thread? I keep hearing about it but I don't think I've seen it. I'm so behind on the times. 

RequiresExalted

misstrish521:

RequiresExalted:

For the Record, only the KaydensMommy thread, and the Newbie link have more views than this one.

Pssst...what's the KaydensMommy thread? I keep hearing about it but I don't think I've seen it. I'm so behind on the times. 

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/48131242.aspx

YWIA.  

itsmegin

kclg10:

Kelly5580:

Raggedy1:

Why? Who are you trying to con?

I think the only way to convince a pee test is to either have HCG in your pee or get some for it via a scrip or a pregnant woman.  A.) if you're thinking about faking a pregnancy test: don't.  B.) if you know someone else who is trying: question why you'd want to be their friend.  C.) if you know someone who you believe has faked a pregnancy test: seriously? That's some kinda psycho behaviour.  

 

Is HCG something you can buy? I am googling but there's too many links about it.  I don't know how to talk the doctor into writing me a scrip for it. I don't know any women who are pregnant to get their urine.

 

For the right price... I can over night you my urine!

This, LOL. Just kidding.

I'm sure you could find someone on Craigslist. Asking there will incur less wrath than on the bump.

PhoxySteph

yall are all just big meanie heads and b!tches!!! Why can't you all be nice for a change! If you dont like it... dont reply! This is a place for women to learn! Stop being insensitive and rude!

....... I just thought I would add more drama since there wasn't enough. 

 

 

 

                                    

 

SamSam31

I can't believe I read all this.  This post is amaze-balls. 

AMAZE-BALLS.

reinstone

misstrish521:

Also, Kita is that you??

Nope, the HCG is running thick through Kita's veins. Apparently she's due 4/9/12. https://www.thebump.com/profiles/kitaangel/community/forumposts

ChavayJakov

jenk84:

Kelly5580:

I found that one on Amazon but it looks like it already shows positive. If anyone has a link to one that is not already positive but turns positive please let me know.

Please serious comments only. I am going through something really horrible and I need to take care of this ASAP! 

 

Well I have no idea what your situation is and I probably don't agree with your reasoning. However, it appears you live in or near LA, which does have its own Craigslist page. It's very dangerous to meet someone on the CL ads if you are young. So be careful, but you can buy a pregnant woman's urine from there if she is desperate for cash. You just wouldn't be able to actually let the guy see YOU pee on it. Just tell him you need your privacy while you pee. Show him the test before hand, and let him dip it in the cup of her urine if he wants to. 

Then you will probably rot in hell for having taken part in such a scam... in fact, he can probably sue you for this if you get caught... who knows. 

Seriously?  Giving her advice, especially this advice is just as bad as asking the original question expecting real advice. 

misstrish521

RequiresExalted:

misstrish521:

RequiresExalted:

For the Record, only the KaydensMommy thread, and the Newbie link have more views than this one.

Pssst...what's the KaydensMommy thread? I keep hearing about it but I don't think I've seen it. I'm so behind on the times. 

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/48131242.aspx

YWIA.  

Oh my. LOL

Actually, it turns out I've seen some of that mess before. But there are so many places where someone points out another thread...it was making my head spin.  

SheenaNash1

kimliza:

well i took 2 kinds of pills that are metformin and zymoquim something like that im not sure witch one turned my test positive but i got a positive blood test then i retested and turns out the hormons for the pills are the ones who made it turn positive wich sucks because ive been ttc for 9months now

I'm sad that this reply on page 6 didn't get more action. I feel a potential for some extra drama was missed here.  

misstrish521

SheenaNash1:

kimliza:

well i took 2 kinds of pills that are metformin and zymoquim something like that im not sure witch one turned my test positive but i got a positive blood test then i retested and turns out the hormons for the pills are the ones who made it turn positive wich sucks because ive been ttc for 9months now

I'm sad that this reply on page 6 didn't get more action. I feel a potential for some extra drama was missed here.  

I came so close to commenting on that one. I have to be honest though, the stupid kind of scared me. I mean, I can only handle so much. 

misstrish521

reinstone:

misstrish521:

Also, Kita is that you??

Nope, the HCG is running thick through Kita's veins. Apparently she's due 4/9/12. https://www.thebump.com/profiles/kitaangel/community/forumposts

Eh. She still has free time on her hands, and it's so much fun to post MUD here. 

ChavayJakov

dimitjm1:

Are you one of those crazies who wants to fake pregnant and steal someone's baby? 

Holy crap.  I thought MUD, stealing/keeping a man, blackmailing for money and even the suggestion about building up sympathy for a "miscarriage" later on were all dirt-low possibilities of why someone would do this....

your suggestion is stupid scary....turned this very real rather than train wreck entertainment.

SheenaNash1

misstrish521:

SheenaNash1:

kimliza:

well i took 2 kinds of pills that are metformin and zymoquim something like that im not sure witch one turned my test positive but i got a positive blood test then i retested and turns out the hormons for the pills are the ones who made it turn positive wich sucks because ive been ttc for 9months now

I'm sad that this reply on page 6 didn't get more action. I feel a potential for some extra drama was missed here.  

I came so close to commenting on that one. I have to be honest though, the stupid kind of scared me. I mean, I can only handle so much. 

Very true. It may have pushed the thread into drama overload, if such a thing is possible.

 

RequiresExalted

SheenaNash1:

kimliza:

well i took 2 kinds of pills that are metformin and zymoquim something like that im not sure witch one turned my test positive but i got a positive blood test then i retested and turns out the hormons for the pills are the ones who made it turn positive wich sucks because ive been ttc for 9months now

I'm sad that this reply on page 6 didn't get more action. I feel a potential for some extra drama was missed here.  

Psycho looking to trap somebody with a fake +HPT? check

People taking pills like candy and being completely clueless? check

Cherokee?  Check

KaydensMommy? Check 

 

This might just be the most epic thread ever. 

misstrish521

RequiresExalted:

SheenaNash1:

kimliza:

well i took 2 kinds of pills that are metformin and zymoquim something like that im not sure witch one turned my test positive but i got a positive blood test then i retested and turns out the hormons for the pills are the ones who made it turn positive wich sucks because ive been ttc for 9months now

I'm sad that this reply on page 6 didn't get more action. I feel a potential for some extra drama was missed here.  

Psycho looking to trap somebody with a fake +HPT? check

People taking pills like candy and being completely clueless? check

Cherokee?  Check

KaydensMommy? Check 

 

This might just be the most epic thread ever. 

This should be made sticky. 

Kelly5580

You people are so mean.

MrsHteaching4life

Kelly5580:

You people are so mean.

 

Winning

bostonbluejay

misstrish521

Kelly5580:

You people are so mean.

 

 

ETA: Fixed quote fail. 

bostonbluejay

misstrish521:

Kelly5580:

You people are so mean.

 

 

ETA: Fixed quote fail. 

LOL I think it is doubly hilarious that you used this gif because this face Ross is making is due to just finding out that Rachel is pregnant and that the condom didn't work.  I imagine the guy who OP wants to fake out with a + test having a similar reaction. Hahaha!  

citychicks

I was here 2011!!!

kry&rud09

wow!!!! the best post ever!!!! I'm lost for words who in the right mind would think that faking a pregnancy test is SMART!! I take that back you have to be out of your FREAKING!!! MIND!! this is not ok on sooooooo many many levels!

NJMom050911

Wow epic post. Good job Kelly, you have made the bump history.... No, it's not a good thing because you're an idiot..unless this is MUD, in which case you're a MUD legend.

ccam

Is this why I couldn't get on the Bump all night?!