Can you fake a pregnancy test?

Kelly5580

RequiresExalted:

This post just shot way down on the epic-ness scale, now that we know it really was AE MUD.

See: "Does Temping Really Work?"  We've got a 2 for 1 AE fail.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56796540.aspx

The performance art post in this thread itself didn't give that away first? Here I thought I was being Captain Obvious by outing myself.

brookelynpaisley

pinkflipflops44:

must have last word.

Neener

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neener

pinkflipflops44

SLORES.

brookelynpaisley

pinkflipflops44:

SLORES.

Hussy

BallSox

Kelly5580:

RequiresExalted:

This post just shot way down on the epic-ness scale, now that we know it really was AE MUD.

See: "Does Temping Really Work?"  We've got a 2 for 1 AE fail.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56796540.aspx

The performance art post in this thread itself didn't give that away first? Here I thought I was being Captain Obvious by outing myself.

I love that you think that after page 5, this post really had anything to do with you. 

Mrs.Umm

pinkflipflops44:

SLORES.

There is no need for name calling on this blog. If you can't be nice, shut your trap. 

pinkflipflops44

OKAY THIS REALLY IS THE LAST POST STOP IT GUYS STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Mrs.Umm

pinkflipflops44:

OKAY THIS REALLY IS THE LAST POST STOP IT GUYS STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

You can't end my blog! This is a public board, I can post whatever I want!!!

U dont kno my lyfe!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ouch...that was painful to type.

brookelynpaisley

BallSox:

Kelly5580:

RequiresExalted:

This post just shot way down on the epic-ness scale, now that we know it really was AE MUD.

See: "Does Temping Really Work?"  We've got a 2 for 1 AE fail.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56796540.aspx

The performance art post in this thread itself didn't give that away first? Here I thought I was being Captain Obvious by outing myself.

I love that you think that after page 5, this post really had anything to do with you. 

As far as I know, this whole post was about... um... wait, I don't know.

bostonbluejay

 

Signed,

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

reinstone

Mrs.Umm

reinstone:

Holy carp!!! How did I forget Sharpies 4 lyfe!?!

 

ETA: Dude, spellcheck failed me! CRAP!

MrsAggie

Well...I'm from the Nest and I've spent most of my day, on and off, reading this post. Thank you everyone. Now...I have many other threads from this post to catch up on.

 

For the record, if someone told me that my future child looked like a baby doll, I would totally take that as a huge compliment.

loveypants

reinstone:

Rein FTW. 

Viasatalyte

hecka,,,you must be from the Bay! Hey neighbor.

PenelopePond

MrsAggie:

Well...I'm from the Nest and I've spent most of my day, on and off, reading this post. Thank you everyone. Now...I have many other threads from this post to catch up on.

 

For the record, if someone told me that my future child looked like a baby doll, I would totally take that as a huge compliment.

 

Milliways

Now this blog can officially be over.

 

 

btaylor19

Penguin1318

Kelly5580:

Banker&BSN:

Unless you took one of these:

then, no, you can't fake a HPT

This is a gag gift? So no matter what, when you pee it turns pos? 

THANK YOU THANK YOU  I'm going to look for this online. I can put it into the box of a real one or something.

Is this moron for real?

JUSTBEYOURSELF

yes you can buy it off my Etsy page, it is right next to the bridges I sell. 

there can be NO good reason to FAKE a pregnancy test. No one here would tell you. 

melissa721

JUSTBEYOURSELF:

yes you can buy it off my Etsy page, it is right next to the bridges I sell. 

there can be NO good reason to FAKE a pregnancy test. No one here would tell you. 

 

I love when people comment who clearly haven't read the entire thread. It's hilarious. 

Mrs.Umm

melissa721:

JUSTBEYOURSELF:

yes you can buy it off my Etsy page, it is right next to the bridges I sell. 

there can be NO good reason to FAKE a pregnancy test. No one here would tell you. 

 

I love when people comment who clearly haven't read the entire thread. It's hilarious. 

I was just about to post the same thing. 

reinstone

JUSTBEYOURSELF:

yes you can buy it off my Etsy page, it is right next to the bridges I sell. 

there can be NO good reason to FAKE a pregnancy test. No one here would tell you. 

Isn't this a bannable post, since solicitation is against the TOS?

Kelly5580

JUSTBEYOURSELF:

yes you can buy it off my Etsy page, it is right next to the bridges I sell. 

there can be NO good reason to FAKE a pregnancy test. No one here would tell you. 

THANK YOU off to look at your etsy page and buy 2 of them!!

6to82010

MandyBrownNoser:

My guess is she enlisted in the military and is nearing her ship date. She no longer wants to go and she is going to try and get out by faking a pregnancy test.

My first thoughts exactly, especially since I work in Employment Law, I immediately assumed it had something to do with work.

Or told boyfriend she is pregnant and now has to prove it.  Stupid. 

I really can't think of any situation where coming clean sooner than later will not help you. The more you lie here, the less likely things will smooth over in the long run. Just saying.  

 

EDIT: Ba ha ha - ignore me. Though that would have been an awesomely scandalous reason. 

Guess I should have refreshed and seen FIFTEEN PAGES of post had happened! yikes! LOL 

Kelly5580

Does anyone know what it means for a pregnancy test to have 2 1/2 lines? It sort of looks like a half line after the second line. I used FMU and I'm 23 DPO.

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deleted User]

Holy..crap..

thehunterswife

Sometimes I wish there were "shocking updates" on some of these oldies (like they do on the Maury show--lol!!) because I would really like to know what happened to some of these special snowflakes

Lola52911

What the hell is this!!!

AngeliaG8

Hello I lurk here sometimes. I just wanted to say that on was on page 8 or 9 before I realized that this thread is 2 YEARS OLD!! Lol wow I really need to look at dates more.

nicole mackenzie

Kelly5580 said:

BFab11:

You could always get KU.

I might be able to but I just stopped the pill and there isn't enough time, plus I don't really want to be pregnant so that's not a good answer in the long run.

Is someone dying? And they always wanted a grand baby?

This is a bad reason to fake a test. All reasons are. Your last moments with someone you love should not be a lie.

Whoever it is will find out. And in certain situations could sue you.

KNemo

nicole mackenzie said:

BFab11:

You could always get KU.

I might be able to but I just stopped the pill and there isn't enough time, plus I don't really want to be pregnant so that's not a good answer in the long run.

Is someone dying? And they always wanted a grand baby? This is a bad reason to fake a test. All reasons are. Your last moments with someone you love should not be a lie. Whoever it is will find out. And in certain situations could sue you.

I hope you didn't read all 15 pages and then decided to respond. ::look at the date::

rtv3

BrazilianPeach said:

Funny, I started reading and literally said out loud "I've seen this shit before". Lo and behold it's from 2011. A blast from the past!

Definitely did the same exact thing, lol

nicole mackenzie

@knemo

No I didn't I made it through 5ish... Then skipped ahead. Who bumped this thread up? And was an explanation ever given?

KNemo

nicole mackenzie said:

@knemo No I didn't I made it through 5ish... Then skipped ahead. Who bumped this thread up? And was an explanation ever given?

Lots of threads have been bumped today. Lots of funny, funny threads. Make sure to check the dates!

amberhoothoot

Dang... can't believe I read this whole thread and still didn't find out why she wanted to fake the HPT!! Oh well, got some good laughs. But that fisting one? That one gave me laughs for years to come.

aubslice21

I think my sister faked two pregnancy tests. She is only 17 and still in school but she wants so badly to move out that I believe she is faking pregnancy in hopes to be kicked out of the house.

janda426

Ew @ "aubs lice"

BankerBSN

I still stand behind my fake pregnancy test.

RazzyRN

after reading most of this thread i am

a) shocked (jaw on the floor)

b) confused (WTF just happened)

c) curious (i need her reasoning its gonna make me wonder for days.)

d) pissed (that this took valuable time out of my day)


ETA: *just* realizing this is an old thread. oops :-S (((embarassed)))