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StickStickly · March 2014

etoille said:

somerandomchick said:

OMG @StickStickly needs to troll 1st tri and the endless "am I pregnant?!?!" Posts

I don't troll, I advocate.

That is a regular stop as well. Like I said feel free to drop me a PM or a page since I'm only one stick and can't see it all.

Maybe I should make you honorary StickStickly badges.
I was told by the populars badges aren't cool though.

Fuck parenting. You have StickStickly's "Stick of Approval".

reallylongusername · March 2014

Asbromle said:

Lately I've been thinking I might be perfectly happy w/just Penelope (and probably a dog later, l.o.l.), but then I also worry about her dealing w/her aging parents alone like has been mentioned on here before.
I'm not worried about that for Haddock. He's going to be all set and I'll make sure everything is set up for my SO and I when we get old so he doesn't have to deal with it.

I already know the senior living place I want to be in if we're still in Mass. or come back here when the time comes. When the commercials come on for it, I am oddly excited...then I remember I'll be 80 or so.

StickStickly · March 2014

etoille said:

etoille said:

somerandomchick said:

OMG @StickStickly needs to troll 1st tri and the endless "am I pregnant?!?!" Posts

I don't troll, I advocate.

That is a regular stop as well. Like I said feel free to drop me a PM or a page since I'm only one stick and can't see it all.

Maybe I should make you honorary StickStickly badges.
I was told by the populars badges aren't cool though.

Fuck parenting. You have StickStickly's "Stick of Approval".
is that like the south park sword of truth?

Would you like to find out?

coco2787 · March 2014

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@mamasighs I can start working out again on Monday after 3 weeks. So, I need to start eating better again, too.

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StickStickly · March 2014

somerandomchick said:

OMG @StickStickly needs to troll 1st tri and the endless "am I pregnant?!?!" Posts

@somerandomchick is this the thread?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12219554/what-does-a-positive-pregnancy-test-really-look-like/p4

Oh the humanity! All those sticks! I need a moment...

reallylongusername · March 2014

mermomo5 said:

Asbromle said:

Lately I've been thinking I might be perfectly happy w/just Penelope (and probably a dog later, l.o.l.), but then I also worry about her dealing w/her aging parents alone like has been mentioned on here before.
I'm not worried about that for Haddock. He's going to be all set and I'll make sure everything is set up for my SO and I when we get old so he doesn't have to deal with it.

I already know the senior living place I want to be in if we're still in Mass. or come back here when the time comes. When the commercials come on for it, I am oddly excited...then I remember I'll be 80 or so.
We are looking into brooksby.. I will be there soon but the night life looks fantastic

I like the look of Linden Ponds.

lancomechica · March 2014

I truly believe I am the busiest person in the world.
No other is busier than me.

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jackson290721 · March 2014

LadyBlue07 said:

You guys can have your Big Berthas and Skinny Minnies. My baby wins grossest day at daycare/worst mom in the class award.
Two blowouts requiring both a diaper cover change and a change of pants, and finally a call for me to pick her up because they ran out of both
Pink face from reacting to her pimento cheese and crackers (my husband told them "that happens all the time at home" when they called him *facepalm*)
Burst eardrum and yucky gunk in her crib
Had to go home in daycare's pants because all of the clothes in her cubby were 3-6 months (they sent all of those home with her)
My baby left daycare in a navy and white polka dot shirt and leopard print pants.

Oh geez. You need wine. Lots of wine.

I got pooped on today. But not regular baby poop. Nope. It was straight poop water that shot out on to my lap. YWIA for that mental image.

blairwitch · March 2014

When we would have to send kids home in daycare clothes...we found the craziest stuff. At least, for the most part, it got returned

Although we still had the families that would just add the stuff into their kids usual rotation...even with the daycare name written on them in black marker.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

I'm drinking cheap beer and just went through my whole closet looking for non mom clothes for tomorrows outing.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

I love my chunky Baby. DD Has 4 rolls Going up each arm, a pot belly, chunky thighs. Her feet are fat enough to keep socks on. The other say I gave her some fries to see if she would eat them. I found them later in her neck, probably saving it for later. She is startingbto slim down and I don't know how to feel about that.

valstulas · March 2014

maryannespier said:
Hello, all. Giles here, and I have a confession. As you know, I used to be a black belt nap ninja, but lately I've been going to sleep very easily. I still won't nap in the crib, but mommy has come to terms with that and has started to enjoy our thrice daily nap times. She said she's happy she gets a chance to read her book.

But I could tell mommy was getting bored and complacent, so I decided today was the day to mix things up! I will not be taking an afternoon nap. In fact, I decided the best course of action would be to cry hysterically every time mommy tried to rock me to sleep. I just want to keep things interesting for mommy! Boredom is no fun.

Eventually mommy gave me up and let me crawl around on the nursery floor and play with a paper Trader Joe's bag. That was way more fun than a dumb old nap anyway.

ETA: I forgot to add that I strategically chose the day that I knew daddy would be coming home late! I figured this would maximize the effect.

Giles, I'm not going to flame you bc you are super handsome, but not cool. Not cool at all.

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Pink724 · March 2014

somerandomchick said:

(And make sure she understands loans for private college = stupid).

I disagree completely with this. I went to an expensive private school and it was worth every penny that I will be paying back for the foreseeable future. It is not a decision to be taken lightly, but I knew what I was getting into and would not change my decision at all. My parents did what they could, and I took on the rest (along with some scholarships/financial aid). My husband is the same way. The schools we went to opened doors that wouldn't otherwise have been open. Love it or hate it, a lot of companies are still school snobs.

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@Pink724 my private school loans should be paid off this year. F all that money

it's been almost 8 years of payments. I loved every second of the time those loans paid for, though <:-P

[Deleted User] · March 2014

maryannespier said:
Beats a dead horse: you can have just as many loans from a public school!

True.

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cuterusaurus · March 2014

@ncchnat said:
I was giving my husband a pity beej last night (period finally showed up, almost three months post milk drying up) and I farted. Period gas is so stanky.

Because it was cold, I was underneath the blankets.

You guys, I DUTCH OVENED MYSELF!

That's worse than swallowing! Lol!

KikiCohen · March 2014

maryannespier said:
Beats a dead horse: you can have just as many loans from a public school!

To continue to beat it, it's absolutely true. I found that many private schools offet more financial aid. My college had several endowment based scholarships. I never would have gotten those at a public school. DH's 4 years at a state university were far more expensive.

heatherbrownm · March 2014

FFFC: remember that sleeve of thin mints that I found in my cupboard the other day? The ones that have been there for at least a year?

Eating them right now.

Bkuhman · March 2014

Mine is that I feel so bad that I haven't kept up with you ladies while on the road and with family. I am so lost now as to what is going on on here.

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emandia · March 2014

mermomo5 said:

Meimsx said:
I can't wrap my head around the fact that there is someone actually body shaming a baby. Have you seen @emandia and her gorgeous baby boy? The cheeks on that baby could be nommed on all day long.
Oh my goodness he belongs on a commercial.. Sweetest little face

Aw thanks guys. :x You made my day! @meimsx @mermomo5

Greyson said "Whaaa???"

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cuterusaurus · March 2014

Soooo I just told mr.Ames to look at my pictures on my phone, and when he unlocked the phone it opened to my comment on ncchnats post. I said "haha she Dutch ovened herself!" He said "I want to know more about this thing called a sympathy beej."

I said "she's on her period. Next time I get mine you're totally getting a sympathy beej!"

)

jackson290721 · March 2014

When I can't find a match for a sock when I take it out of the dryer, I throw it back in the hamper in the hopes that its pair shows up the next round. I have been washing the same orphan socks for years, I'm sure.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this.

coco2787 · March 2014

livvyx said:
When I can't find a match for a sock when I take it out of the dryer, I throw it back in the hamper in the hopes that its pair shows up the next round. I have been washing the same orphan socks for years, I'm sure.

That's genius! I think it's a better solution than my little pile of orphan socks on the dresser.

Mommy1stTimer · March 2014

I usually just end up wearing mismatching socks

such a badass.

emandia · March 2014

Mommy1stTimer said:
I usually just end up wearing mismatching socks such a badass.

Yup

Mommy1stTimer · March 2014

@emandia they actually match, but they look like the same ones you're wearing in a different color! Damn, pic didn't work. See below lol

Mommy1stTimer · March 2014

Sock pic that should've been above

[Deleted User] · March 2014

I dust with orphan socks

[Deleted User] · March 2014

@juliedave151 where have you been? Have I missed you?

shara3333 · March 2014

etoille said:

Mike may or may not be wearing a yellow onesie with bowling pins on it that says "the Wesley crushers". And harem (mchammer) star sweatpants.

@etoille Bazinga!!! Oh and Sheldon playing the bongos. (Big Bang reference, my son is not Sheldon). I may or may not have a knock knock knock penny onesie also.

summerchild · March 2014

#teamchunkybaby
#teammentalhealthlawreform
#isodon'tgetthewholehashtagthingonfacebook

ljs4117 · March 2014

hplusb said:

elyse05 said:
Oh, and I'm irrationally mad at the salesperson that kept showing me the cheapest kitchen ranges when I kept wanting to look at the double oven, 5 burner ranges with the griddle in the middle. I feel like he was judging me, assuming I couldn't afford it. Confession: I was a little 'scrubbed out' since we just left the swimming pool.

So, I'm going back today and buying the really nice one that I wanted, is it bad if I want to use another salesperson to stick it to him?

Definitely use a different sales person! What a dick.

Or maybe he just tends to go to the less expensive items because he is either a- frugal or b- lower income. It's not as effective of a sales method as top down selling but I found myself doing that when I worked in retail sales.

cuterusaurus · March 2014

I'm only on page 6. Ugggggh you guise.

Re: big babies - when people ask how old he is, I say "You guess, this is my favorite game!"

it's fun and takes the edge off.

My fffc: dammit I forgot.

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