Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

• jennypenny1014 member

  March 2014

  HAHAHAHA @deidremaria! Jerk. Tell him if you're expected to clean up the yard that you're gonna need his help with the mowing so you don't miss a spot.

  
    

   

  Report6 Reply
• Loading the player...
• Ashleypixie member

  March 2014

  Some guy at the car wash checked out some girls butt and I flipped out at my husband about how all men are horny pervs and only care about how women look. Neither of us really know what the hell just happened.

   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

                                                                 

  
  

                   

  Report10 Reply
• katieharpiceland member

  March 2014

  deidremaria said:

  So my bf and I like to pull little pranks on one another when we have reminders written on the board. Check out what he added to my deep clean list while I was in the bathroom. Guess what "purse" is

  Yea! That's his job now if he wants it clean. LOL. So funny though!

  

  Report2 Reply
• Lindsay808 member

  March 2014

  Do naps make anyone else nauseous? Not necessarily pregnancy related. It has always happened to me. So sleepy, wanna nap, but I always regret it. (

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  jennypenny1014 said:

  HAHAHAHA @deidremaria! Jerk. Tell him if you're expected to clean up the yard that you're gonna need his help with the mowing so you don't miss a spot.

  He did it for me on Friday actually lmao. I told him we needed to get rid of my bush because my midwife is gonna be checking my stuff out at my next appointment. The last time he had a shopping list up I added "special shampoo" to it. He's bald so it was pretty funny.
  

  Report1 Reply
• mrscrcalli member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  aronie82 said:

  I hope all if the hair my belly grew during pregnancy goes away. That's just weird

  This!
  Its like James and the giant fuzzy peach
  
  Eta I just got the taste of "fuzzy navel" boones farm in my mouth

  September Siggy Challenge: What I Sing in the Shower: Little Mermaid "Part Of That World"

  
  

  Report5 Reply
• katieharpiceland member

  March 2014

  I would kill for a toaster strudel. However, I have no toaster and this country has no toaster strudels. Not fair. 

  

  Report2 Reply
• katieharpiceland member

  March 2014

  aviola329 said:

  katieharpiceland said:

  I would kill for a toaster strudel. However, I have no toaster and this country has no toaster strudels. Not fair. 

  Great...now I want toaster strudel....but that would involve getting my ass to the grocery store. Easier than for you, but still  

  Yea, those things are pretty freaking good. If you do go, have one for me!! :-D

  

  Report3 Reply
• mrscrcalli member

  March 2014

  katieharpiceland said:

  I would kill for a toaster strudel. However, I have no toaster and this country has no toaster strudels. Not fair. 

  I eat yogurt from your land every morning.. And it makes me think of you.

  image.jpg 1.7M

  September Siggy Challenge: What I Sing in the Shower: Little Mermaid "Part Of That World"

  
  

  Report10 Reply
• katieharpiceland member

  March 2014

  mrscrcalli said:

  I would kill for a toaster strudel. However, I have no toaster and this country has no toaster strudels. Not fair. 

  I eat yogurt from your land every morning.. And it makes me think of you.

  yay! Skyr :-D 

  

  Report2 Reply
• snmetz7 member

  March 2014

  H and I just got caught in a freak hailstorm!

  June Siggy Challenge
  
  
                               
  My little Princess
  BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
  

  BFP#1 6/29/12 LTMC 10/20/12 (20 weeks) induced delivery 10/22/12

  
  

  
  
  

  Report0 Reply
• mrscrcalli member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  snmetz7 said:

  H and I just got caught in a freak hailstorm!

  How do you know it was a freak? Does it like it from the back? Whips and chains? S&M style?
  
  Eta I got "were gonna get freakay naughty" stuck in my head right away when reading your hail storm was a freak

  September Siggy Challenge: What I Sing in the Shower: Little Mermaid "Part Of That World"

  
  

  Report7 Reply
• Bluebird2318 member

  March 2014

  I wish more regulars than randoms would AW. Not in a "get off my lawn" kind of way; I just legitimately find joy in the AWs of people I recognize. First world Bump problems.

  March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
  
  
  
  

  Report23 Reply
• snmetz7 member

  March 2014

  mrscrcalli said:

  snmetz7 said:

  H and I just got caught in a freak hailstorm!

  How do you know it was a freak? Does it like it from the back? Whips and chains? S&M style?

  Whips and chains for sure I've got a welt to prove it!

  June Siggy Challenge
  
  
                               
  My little Princess
  BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
  

  BFP#1 6/29/12 LTMC 10/20/12 (20 weeks) induced delivery 10/22/12

  
  

  
  
  

  Report3 Reply
• Bluebird2318 member

  March 2014

  snmetz7 said:

  mrscrcalli said:

  snmetz7 said:

  H and I just got caught in a freak hailstorm!

  How do you know it was a freak? Does it like it from the back? Whips and chains? S&M style?

  Whips and chains for sure I've got a welt to prove it!

  It is very difficult to picture a hailstorm in bondage gear but, god help me, I'm trying!

  March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
  
  
  
  

  Report5 Reply
• natpirt member

  March 2014

  I am actually in a good mood today and have energy. Cleaned off the patio and washed the kid's furniture down for my soon to be 3 yr old party in two weeks. But after reading through the bump I've come to realize I don't have the patience for a lot of what is being said these days. Opened and closed the class pet thread and won't touch the social group thread. 

  
  

  
  

        

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  Report4 Reply
• katieharpiceland member

  March 2014

  Bluebird2318 said:

  I wish more regulars than randoms would AW. Not in a "get off my lawn" kind of way; I just legitimately find joy in the AWs of people I recognize. First world Bump problems.

  Yea, I don't even open them. I'm not interested. 

  

  Report6 Reply
• cgoldian member

  March 2014

  Had my shower yesterday. This baby now has more clothes than I do! Here are my favorite photos from the day... (And it was carrot cake, yum)

  image.jpg 747.4K

  image.jpg 853.7K

  

  

  Report28 Reply
• fourthnlast member

  March 2014

  Crazy pregnant dream last night, started off having a c-section, but instead of using stitches to close me up, they used an iron.   

  
  

  Next thing I know I turned into a lesbian and the last thing I remember before waking up is that Dr. Bailey from Grey's Anatomy was a member of this board and put the smack down on the dumb asses. 

  
  

  Dafuq did I eat last night?

  
  

  
  

  Report9 Reply
• baileymama3 member

  March 2014

  @cgoldian-- those are great!! LOVE the cookies and the lil lady bugs on the cake! Glad the shower went well!

   

  May the Fourth Be With You: Our 5-4-14 Baby: Andrew Joseph

  

  Report1 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  Don't the random attention whores who only show up to brag about maternity pics, showers and nurseries have fb, twitter or Instagram pages to AW? Sometimes I wanna comment on their posts "THIS CORNER'S TAKEN, HAG!!!!"

  Report6 Reply
• fourthnlast member

  March 2014

  LoriMc12 said:

  celticlullaby said:

  Wait - I thought the social groups weren't even a thing yet. Just a plan? And people are GBCBing over the hypothetical scenario of being excluded from hypothetical groups that don't even exist?

  Exactly this.  I have no idea why people are getting so worked up over this idea.  The GBCB girl has been around awhile on A14 so I'm surprised she doesn't understand the culture by now.

  
  

  More importantly, I want to make coconut banana bread and don't know if I should bother making the healthy one or go all out with the absurd amount of butter and sugar one.  

   

  ETA:  Left out a word because I don't like to proofread.

  Coconut banana bread? Recipe??

  
  

  
  

  Report1 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  I think very violent thoughts when Glynn coco comes around. I can't wait to find out who it is

  Report15 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  Tasha575 said:

  Just a few pics of the details from my shower yesterday. The teapot cake and cupcakes were made by my friend. The teapot was chocolate, my favorite. And the cupcakes were lemon flavored with this lemon goodness inside. Guests gobbled them up an took some home. By the time I got there, I was so sad because I saw no more cupcakes. But luckily my mom hid some in the pantry for us.

  Everything looks so nice. I bet you had the best time!

  Report3 Reply
• Lindsay808 member

  March 2014

  My cousin was going to send me her breast pump. She only used it a couple of times and I was going to buy new tubing.
  
  Well, she and my mom are now feuding and now doesn't want to give it to me. wtf.
  Is this real life.
  
  

  
  

  Report0 Reply
• kseccomb17 member

  March 2014

  Glenn beck makes me so fucking irritated. I'm writing a paper that I have to cite him in. Grrr!!!

  Report3 Reply
• cgoldian member

  March 2014

  @celticlullaby @baileymama3 thanks! I actually made the cookies myself they were really easy!

  

  

  Report3 Reply
• RocksInTheWater member

  March 2014

  fourthnlast said:

  LoriMc12 said:

  celticlullaby said:

  Wait - I thought the social groups weren't even a thing yet. Just a plan? And people are GBCBing over the hypothetical scenario of being excluded from hypothetical groups that don't even exist?

  Exactly this.  I have no idea why people are getting so worked up over this idea.  The GBCB girl has been around awhile on A14 so I'm surprised she doesn't understand the culture by now.

  
  

  More importantly, I want to make coconut banana bread and don't know if I should bother making the healthy one or go all out with the absurd amount of butter and sugar one.  

   

  ETA:  Left out a word because I don't like to proofread.

  Coconut banana bread? Recipe??

  
  

  @fourthnlast Do you want the healthy one or unhealthy one?  I haven't gotten around to making it yet since we had neighbors drop by and now are working on taxes.  

  

  

  MC #1 January 2013
  DS born 4/06/14
  MC #2 August 2015
  CP November 2015
  MC#3 January 2016
  BFP 5/11/16  EDD 1/19/17

  Report1 Reply
• jennypenny1014 member

  March 2014

  Bluebird2318 said:

  H and I just got caught in a freak hailstorm!

  How do you know it was a freak? Does it like it from the back? Whips and chains? S&M style?

  Whips and chains for sure I've got a welt to prove it!

  It is very difficult to picture a hailstorm in bondage gear but, god help me, I'm trying!

  It's raining ball gags and gimp masks!

  
    

   

  Report3 Reply
• Stace0616 member

  March 2014

  Just got the new contract from our health insurance provider and apparently they only cover a manual breast pump. No rentals, and no electric pumps. Are manual pumps worth it? Or should I just say screw it and use my sister's pump?

  Report0 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  @jellysparkles I think if it's someone that most of us are find of that person should provide us all with something edible that we unanimously vote upon.

  Report12 Reply
• avidkeo member

  March 2014

  deidremaria said:

  I think very violent thoughts when Glynn coco comes around. I can't wait to find out who it is

  God I thought I was the only one!! I always think of really snarky things to say to her, but just cant be bothered, and since I agree that she is someone here playing a joke, I don't want to be rude to them!!!

  
  

  Who ever you are, you are an evil genius and you HAVE to tell us once your babi is here, and hubbi has paid for your vag rejuvenation!

  Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016

  Report7 Reply
• jennypenny1014 member

  March 2014

  Stace0616 said:

  Just got the new contract from our health insurance provider and apparently they only cover a manual breast pump. No rentals, and no electric pumps. Are manual pumps worth it? Or should I just say screw it and use my sister's pump?

  Manual pumps are fine if you want to increase hand strength and have the patience to sit there and pumppumppumppump for 30 straight minutes. Or if you just need some relief really quick. Personally, I'm lazy as hell and want use of my hands, so my double electric pump is my BFF.

  
    

   

  Report2 Reply
• Bluebird2318 member

  March 2014

  deidremaria said:

  @jellysparkles I think if it's someone that most of us are find of that person should provide us all with something edible that we unanimously vote upon.

  Restitution in the form of baked goods... I like it. 

  March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
  
  
  
  

  Report9 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  dani+california said:

  @LoriMc12 - Read your comment about coconut banana bread earlier and looked up a recipe. I dedicate the next 5 pounds to you!

  Show off
  

  Report11 Reply
• deidremaria member

  March 2014

  dani+california said:

  deidremaria said:

  dani+california said:

  @LoriMc12 - Read your comment about coconut banana bread earlier and looked up a recipe. I dedicate the next 5 pounds to you!

  Show off
  

  Don't hate, appreciate! Make some, we can eat the whole loaf together in solidarity.

  I literally have everything except bananas (

  Report0 Reply
• Bluebird2318 member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  jellysparkles said:

  deidremaria said:

  I think very violent thoughts when Glynn coco comes around. I can't wait to find out who it is

  God I thought I was the only one!! I always think of really snarky things to say to her, but just cant be bothered, and since I agree that she is someone here playing a joke, I don't want to be rude to them!!!

  
  

  Who ever you are, you are an evil genius and you HAVE to tell us once your babi is here, and hubbi has paid for your vag rejuvenation!

  Maybe it's Ashton Kutcher

  If it's Ashton Kutcher I say we forego any pleasantries and just go back to @lia619's idea of throwing tomatoes.

  March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
  
  
  
  

  Report12 Reply
• JessieAlbin member

  March 2014

  I need all the banana bread.

  Report3 Reply
• jennypenny1014 member

  March 2014

  dani+california said:

  @LoriMc12 - Read your comment about coconut banana bread earlier and looked up a recipe. I dedicate the next 5 pounds to you!

  Show off

  Don't hate, appreciate! Make some, we can eat the whole loaf together in solidarity.

  I literally have everything except bananas (

  Coconut loaf it is! Heh

  With chocolate chips.

  
    

   

  Report6 Reply
• BiggerinRealLife member

  March 2014

  kcp913 said:

  LO has the hiccups and it feels like my vag is vibrating.  This is not my definition of fun.

  
  

  Careful! The vibrations can make scrambled baby brains.

    

    

    

  Fell in Love: January 2003 

  Married: May 2006
  Baby Girl Born: April 2014
  If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you: 

  I am here to live out loud!

  Report12 Reply