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• missnacholover member

  March 2014

  WTF did I miss today?  I really want to go back and read all this, but I'm lazy and GoldRush is on.
  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  katnhiding said:

  nikiz628 said:

  It took awhile, but I finally waded through it all... what a hot fucking mess.
  
  And this overused gif really works for this situation...
  
  

  @Peledreamsofrain, can we replace the original gif with this?
  

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• missnacholover member

  March 2014

  katnhiding said:

  @missnacholover YGPM I gave you a quick cliff notes of everything from the chat last night to today.
  

  Thanks, yo!
  

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  Original reaction: (that for some reason didn't post when I hit 'post reply'.

  
  

  
  

  What. The Ever Living. Fuck. 

  
  

  
  

  Second reaction:

  nikiz628 said:

  It took awhile, but I finally waded through it all... what a hot fucking mess.
  
  And this overused gif really works for this situation...
  
  

   @nikiz6628 wins the best GIF reaction of the day. This is perfect. 

  
  

  
  

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• nikiz628 member

  March 2014

  WolFox said:

  Original reaction: (that for some reason didn't post when I hit 'post reply'.

  
  

  
  

  What. The Ever Living. Fuck. 

  
  

  
  

  Second reaction:

  nikiz628 said:

  It took awhile, but I finally waded through it all... what a hot fucking mess.
  
  And this overused gif really works for this situation...
  
  

   @nikiz6628 wins the best GIF reaction of the day. This is perfect. 

  **bows** thank you. thank you
  

                                      
                                 
                                          
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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  wickedsugar said:

  What the everloving fluck happened today ?!?  #-o

  My understanding from recent summations: 

  
  

  Girl A: Girl B said something terrible, here's 'exhibit A'.

  Us: RABBLERABBLERABBLEPITCHFORKRABBLERABBLETORCHESRABBLERABBLE

  Girl B: Uh, no, here's the real proof (proves exhibit A is fraudulent)

  Us: ........... whoops. 

  Girl A: *crickets*

  
  

  
  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  WolFox said:

  wickedsugar said:

  What the everloving fluck happened today ?!?  #-o

  My understanding from recent summations: 

  
  

  Girl A: Girl B said something terrible, here's 'exhibit A'.

  Us: RABBLERABBLERABBLEPITCHFORKRABBLERABBLETORCHESRABBLERABBLE

  Girl B: Uh, no, here's the real proof (proves exhibit A is fraudulent)

  Us: ........... whoops. 

  Girl A: *crickets*

  Ahhahaha!  This is perfect!

  
  

  

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• nikiz628 member

  March 2014

  WolFox said:

  wickedsugar said:

  What the everloving fluck happened today ?!?  #-o

  My understanding from recent summations: 

  
  

  Girl A: Girl B said something terrible, here's 'exhibit A'.

  Us: RABBLERABBLERABBLEPITCHFORKRABBLERABBLETORCHESRABBLERABBLE

  Girl B: Uh, no, here's the real proof (proves exhibit A is fraudulent)

  Us: ........... whoops. 

  Girl A: *crickets*

  Cliff Notes should totally hire you!
  

                                      
                                 
                                          
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• nikiz628 member

  March 2014

  LilMonk said:

  I'm stuck mobile and jumping around on all these boards-threads-posts is killing me. What the fucking fuck happened here?

  @lilmonk- read wolfox's comment above yours. best summary ever.
  

                                      
                                 
                                          
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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  nikiz628 said:

  WolFox said:

  wickedsugar said:

  What the everloving fluck happened today ?!?  #-o

  My understanding from recent summations: 

  
  

  Girl A: Girl B said something terrible, here's 'exhibit A'.

  Us: RABBLERABBLERABBLEPITCHFORKRABBLERABBLETORCHESRABBLERABBLE

  Girl B: Uh, no, here's the real proof (proves exhibit A is fraudulent)

  Us: ........... whoops. 

  Girl A: *crickets*

  Cliff Notes should totally hire you!
  

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  15yoBoy: OMG my soul mate went to a nunnery to get away from me. I'll never recover...

  14yoGirl: Hey stud.

  15yoBoy: Hey...

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  Families and Friends: NOOOO!!!!

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  Wuthering Heights: 

  
  

  Catherine: I love you but I'm shallow. 

  Heathcliff: I love you but I'm angsty. I'm running away.

  (several years later)

  Catherine: Subpar, early victorian obstetrics care and an entire life spent being overly dramatic leads me to weaken and die... I'm sorry I married the handsome rich guy who is nice to me. (dies)

  Heathcliff: I'm going say some shit that makes Edgar Allen Poe jealous. Years and hundreds of pages from now I'll have our kids fall in the love and then hate each other because I'm miserable and don't want anyone to be happy. Hopefully some stranger comes by and writes down our story one day. 

  
  

  
  

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• Gargita member

  March 2014

  @wolfox, DED.  Wuthering Heights is the only book on tape I ever listened to, and it completely engrossed me.
  

  
  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  haha!  My Cliff's Notes:

  
  

  Moby Dick

  
  

  Author:  I know everything about whaling ever.  Oh, and here's a short story.

  

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• mommy2C member

  March 2014

  I read all of this thread and all of the other one. I even ignored DH at dinner to read this shit show. It is telling that MallardDucky stuck around to defend herself yet Jocelyn has all but disappeared.....

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  Gargita said:

  @wolfox, DED.  Wuthering Heights is the only book on tape I ever listened to, and it completely engrossed me.
  

  To be honest.... I hated it. I am a Jane Eyre girl myself... No dramatic ladies for me! Both heathcliff and Catherine enraged me. I got angry at a lot of fictional characters when I was young though....

  
  

  
  

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• MrsG713 member

  March 2014

  What the hell.
  
  I was gone all day and this was a total cluster to log on to and try to comprehend. Do we know if J is real?

  
  

  

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• sister13 member

  March 2014

  Well, the worst thing I said was that that duck is an illiterate fuck, which is actually still pretty accurate. I couldn't understand half of what Ducky wrote! 

  
  

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• HBirdie member

  March 2014

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12275703/jocelynb0911-made-the-whole-thing-up#latest

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• PrimRoseMama member

  March 2014

  WTAF? I feel awful if the PM was faked?! Holy shit. Was it all a lie? I'm so confused. This blows my mind.
  
  I'm truly sorry MD. Geez. What a brain fuck.

  
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• HBirdie member

  March 2014

  Yep. She was in our Facebook group telling us that when she clicked on the name in the PM, it took her to a different MallardDucky's profile, one that only had 40 replies and 10 discussions (IDK what exact numbers she said). When a few of us asked her to post the link to that profile (our mod was ready to look up IP addresses), she refused.

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• BabyCowbell member

  March 2014

  Whoa, this was the most epic bump day in my time here so far.
  
  It feels like it was some sort of social experiment, and I think it worked.

  
  

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• HBirdie member

  March 2014

  Loppy19 said:

  HBirdie said:

  Yep. She was in our Facebook group telling us that when she clicked on the name in the PM, it took her to a different MallardDucky's profile, one that only had 40 replies and 10 discussions (IDK what exact numbers she said). When a few of us asked her to post the link to that profile (our mod was ready to look up IP addresses), she refused.

   I think it was like 3 messages and 29 replies if I remember correctly. And she was going to send it to Beej. Just for clarity, I don't want anyone thinking our mod can look up IPs. 

  Gotcha, thanks for clarifying.

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• Pookieson member

  March 2014

  We'll I get back from dinner plans and am sitting here baffled. Who the ever loving fuck does that????

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• mmb248 member

  March 2014

  
  

  CLECyclist said:

  Well this is as good a place as any to say
  
  
  

  Congratulations! So did I. We're bringing things to a knew awkward level of close here on tb.

  
  

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• MallardDucky member

  March 2014

  Repost from Sept13
  I know there are some of you who feel betrayed and hurt and honestly you have every right to feel that way. But now I think it's time to let it rest and leave Jocelyn alone.
  
  Grief is a horrible emotion and sometimes people can not get passed the process of dealing with it. After thinking about it for a while I truley believe that she used this whole thing as a type of healing to try to move on. People do some crazy things when they are hurting. I understand that now.
  
  Give her time and space to clear her head. As stated before she has given great support to others and have really help a lot of you.
  
  I have forgiven her and put it behind me, also I want to apologize for some of the things I said in that thread to @JocelynB0911 it wasn't nice and I am sorry.
  
  I know it's hard but I hope you can forgive her too and give her support now more than ever.
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  I don't get the point of lying to that extent. Exaggerate something a bit to be funny or make a point? Okay, but admit to it if you get called on it. As an adult I just don't understand this point of all this at all. 

  
  

  
  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  WolFox said:

  I don't get the point of lying to that extent. Exaggerate something a bit to be funny or make a point? Okay, but admit to it if you get called on it. As an adult I just don't understand this point of all this at all. 

  I kind of get it. It escalated out of her hands unexpectedly when I put up this thread. I know I personally didn't ever dream this would invade several boards, so I can't imagine she did either. I think it was eating her alive that MD (in her mind) claiming to be pregnant.
  
  Lies work like that, compounding until you're saying ridiculous shit to try to prop up the original lie.
  
  

  

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• Ducktale member

  March 2014

  Gawd I freaking love the the bump. I mean this whole thing is one big clusterfuck, but it's the cluster fucks that make this place so irresisible.

  
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• BananaPancakes02 member

  March 2014

  I totally read all 20+ pages and fell asleep on the couch cuddle up with my laptop.  It certainly was entertaining, even if it was 1000 levels of fucked up.

  
  

  
  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  Ducktale said:

  Gawd I freaking love the the bump. I mean this whole thing is one big clusterfuck, but it's the cluster fucks that make this place so irresisible.

  Haha, I know, right?  All of the girls on the other boards being like "omg no drama, I hates it!" make me go:

  
  

  
  

  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  Gawd I freaking love the the bump. I mean this whole thing is one big clusterfuck, but it's the cluster fucks that make this place so irresisible.

  CLECyclist said:

  mmb248 said:

  Congratulations! So did I. We're bringing things to a knew awkward level of close here on tb.

  Feel free to join my group "We just had sex" when the chance is available. We'll have daily check-in threads like "Waiting to Bone" and weekly features like "Facial Fridays" and "New Position Thursdays"!
  

  New private group?  Just sayin...

  

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• MallardDucky member

  March 2014

  Peledreamsofrain said:

  Ducktale said:

  Gawd I freaking love the the bump. I mean this whole thing is one big clusterfuck, but it's the cluster fucks that make this place so irresisible.

  
  

  CLECyclist said:

  
  

  
  

  mmb248 said:

  
  

  Congratulations!
  
  So did I. We're bringing things to a knew awkward level of close here on tb.

  
  

  Feel free to join my group "We just had sex" when the chance is available. We'll have daily check-in threads like "Waiting to Bone" and weekly features like "Facial Fridays" and "New Position Thursdays"!
  

  
  

  New private group?  Just sayin...
  
  Im in!

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  Question:  I'm seeing on other boards there are drama 'bat signal' threads put up all the time for stuff happening all over TB.

  
  

  Why the hell don't we have that on TTGP? 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• Lomcmuffin member

  March 2014

  I'm the gullible one here and all I want to know is are you guys really going to make groups? I can barely keep up with this board let alone god knows how many things I will miss

  
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• ilovedesi member

  March 2014

  Wow, the lengths that Jocelyn went to are just sad.  Whether for entertainment or attention the whole thing is just sad.  Also, the fact that she had us all standing up for her and ganging up on Mallard just shows total lack of character.
  

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• amberhoothoot member

  March 2014

  Woah, really glad I just skimmed before getting emotionally invested.

  
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• icaughtfire member

  March 2014

  I'm still just baffled..I keep thinking back to the night she let everything out and how angry I felt on her behalf, even though I don't even know her personally. Who knew a support thread would turn into this?!

  
  

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  NRyan55 said:

  @Wolfox moar cliff notes! Do the Odyssey!

  The Odyssey:

  
  

  The Crew: You're a cheap asshole. You have no idea what you're doing.

  Odysseus/Ulysses: Yeah, well if you fuckers hadn't opened that bag of wind like I told you, we would have been home nine years ago. 

  
  

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• mmb248 member

  March 2014

  WolFox said:

  NRyan55 said:

  @Wolfox moar cliff notes! Do the Odyssey!

  The Odyssey:

  
  

  The Crew: You're a cheap asshole. You have no idea what you're doing.

  Odysseus/Ulysses: Yeah, well if you fuckers hadn't opened that bag of wind like I told you, we would have been home nine years ago. 

  
  

  The End. 

  I love this. A lot. 

  
  

  Now do Anna Karenina. 

  
  

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