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  • NeneCakiesNeneCakies member
    LexiLupin said:

    NeneCakies said:

    Good vocabulary =/= dick

    FTFY. Fewer letters/syllables.
    "Big words" would be even shorter but now the meaning has changed, see?

    Using large (or more precise) words in context is not something to be ashamed of doing, like pp said she was.
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    justAphase said:
    This is why I hate hockey. WHERE IS THE PUCK? I can't see it.

    GET OUT OF MY MIND.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    I'm personally down with some David Banner.


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    HilarityEnsued said:
    DragonBlood13 said:
    I love the Olympics.  I'm planning a trip for 2022.  

    Where are they being held in 2022?  I'm not even planning shit for 2015... I can't imagine thinking that far ahead.
    It's between Stockholm, Oslo, Krakow and Kazakhstan.  
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  • ReeseFoxReeseFox member
    missyishere said:
    I'm personally down with some David Banner.
    Real girls get down on the flo'. On the flo'.

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    ReeseFox said:


    missyishere said:

    I'm personally down with some David Banner.

    Real girls get down on the flo'. On the flo'.

    Let me see you drip sweat. Work that...


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    missyishere said:
    missyishere said:
    I'm personally down with some David Banner.
    Real girls get down on the flo'. On the flo'.
    Let me see you drip sweat. Work that...
    Have youever seen a Chevy with the butterfly doors?

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    ReeseFox said:
    LoisLayn23 said:
    Put it in your mouth, in your muthafuckin' mouth.
    You can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it. I'm talking every drip-drop, don't you waste it.
    Baby slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup, it's finger licking good and I'm wishing that you would go down nice and slow, or even fast...
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    Now that song is going to be in my head all day long.  

    Dammit.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member

    laceyjean1 said:
    Team Canada just won Gold in women's curling!!!  

    Is CANADA ROCKS!!! an UO?
    Go Canada!

    (Except at hockey today)

    USA! USA!

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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    MrsBadKat said:
    I think it's really weird that as a society, we celebrate fathers for doing every day shit they should be doing with their kids.

    Yup. It's pretty ridiculous that by taking my kid for a walk by myself and giving DW time to herself, strangers want to hand me a trophy.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    HilarityEnsued said:
    omg why does making a baby require so much secks.  boo.
    Post-It.

    All The Secks was the best part of babymaking and prepared me for the long, cold dry spell of pregnancy.
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    MrsBadKat said:
    Do they have mommy/son dances? I really want to buy my kid a bow tie. or a skinny tie. Or any tie really.
    What about his birthday? Family portraits? DS has worn a tie on many occasions.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    Post snip secks is better than baby making decks, because there is sleep to follow for months to come after. SWIDT?


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  • ReeseFoxReeseFox member
    MotherOfPearl85 said:
    slob on my knob, like corn on a cob.
    Check in with me, and do your job.

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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    ReeseFox said:
    LuckyDad said:
    "Your breasteses is my breakfast", rapped by Jay-Z on Beyonce's Drunk in Love, is one of the funniest lines in a song, ever.

    I don't think he was trying to be funny though.
    Speaking as someone very, very familiar with the works of Sean Carter, I respectfully disagree. I listen to a lot of Jay Z, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
    So he was trying to be funny?
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    LuckyDad said:
    ReeseFox said:
    LuckyDad said:
    "Your breasteses is my breakfast", rapped by Jay-Z on Beyonce's Drunk in Love, is one of the funniest lines in a song, ever.

    I don't think he was trying to be funny though.
    Speaking as someone very, very familiar with the works of Sean Carter, I respectfully disagree. I listen to a lot of Jay Z, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
    So he was trying to be funny?
    Yes, he often inserts humor into his lyrics. 

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  • EVA116EVA116 member

    I think it is ridiculous when people cut the grass out of the part by the sidewalk.

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    ReeseFox said:

    LuckyDad said:
    ReeseFox said:
    LuckyDad said:
    "Your breasteses is my breakfast", rapped by Jay-Z on Beyonce's Drunk in Love, is one of the funniest lines in a song, ever.

    I don't think he was trying to be funny though.
    Speaking as someone very, very familiar with the works of Sean Carter, I respectfully disagree. I listen to a lot of Jay Z, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
    So he was trying to be funny?
    Yes, he often inserts humor into his lyrics. 

    Is this the same song that Kanye has a verse in because, if so, Kanye says something along the lines of "You're a MILF and I'm a motherfucker," and I just think that's brilliant. Kanye is the best.



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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    LexiLupin said:

    missyishere said:

    What's funny is, as I'm participating in today's thread, I'm cleaning, feeding my kid, and caring for my sick husband. I'm totally winning at gender role right now.

    Please come live with me.
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  • ReeseFoxReeseFox member
    Little Jerry said:
    ReeseFox said:

    LuckyDad said:
    ReeseFox said:
    LuckyDad said:
    "Your breasteses is my breakfast", rapped by Jay-Z on Beyonce's Drunk in Love, is one of the funniest lines in a song, ever.

    I don't think he was trying to be funny though.
    Speaking as someone very, very familiar with the works of Sean Carter, I respectfully disagree. I listen to a lot of Jay Z, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
    So he was trying to be funny?
    Yes, he often inserts humor into his lyrics. 

    Is this the same song that Kanye has a verse in because, if so, Kanye says something along the lines of "You're a MILF and I'm a motherfucker," and I just think that's brilliant. Kanye is the best.
    Kanye did a remix of it, but I haven't heard it so not sure if it's the same song you're talking about.

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    susanb887 said:
    Bubble Guppies is the shit.
    I heart bubble guppies. DD1 calls them bubble cuppies. I heart that too. And I also heart that anytime I ask her "what time is it?" (Usually meaning bath or dinner) she says "it's time for lunch!"
    So does my DD.

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    LauraT25 said:

    Late to the conversation as per usual but I actually have a UO: I like wearing pantyhose.

    I am not against them either. I prefer colored tights, though.


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  • colliebabecolliebabe member
    Then it's back to my room, she come out her dress. Slob on my knob...think you know the rest.
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    MotherOfPearl85 said:

    Jesus is hot!

    I'd do him.


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    laceyjean1 said:

    Team Canada just won Gold in women's curling!!!  


    Is CANADA ROCKS!!! an UO?
    Come on, spoiler alert!!
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