I fucking hate when people take selfies and they think their facial expression is sexy when it really is just ugly and creepy. YOU ARENT SEXY STOP!!!!
Because I'm obnoxious when I group pictures or take selfies I always make myself have multiple chins because im awkward and cant just smile. When I'm drunk I make strangers take chin pictures with me. I have a folder of chin pics on my phone. It's definitely not sexy and its probably not even funny except to me
But this is funny. I'm talking about when people legitimately post pics that aren't sexy and think they are. I'd totally take a chin selfie with you
My back has nearly given out after running errands and cleaning yesterday. My natural response to this? Hobble out to the kitchen, plate up some cookies and fruit for breakfast and go back to bed. Valentine's Day is starting off with a bang!!
I'm sure you all saw that Ralph Waite died...I've been trying to figure out where I know him from most recently and finally figured it out....Bones! He was Hank/Pops, Booth's grandfather now they're gonna have to write him out ... Sad day, we keep losing great actors!
He's also Gibb's father on NCIS... I had a sad when I found out they'll have to write him out of that one too...
Getting my hair done today for probably the last time before LO gets here. And tomorrow I'm getting a prenatal massage and a pedicure. I may even stop at the hibachi place on the way home and get fried rice and not tell DH about it....
@mamamonzo she just so cute though!!! That face. She'd have me wrapped around those little claws
Yep! If I told you all the things she gets away with you would think I am going to make a horrible mother! It's her blue eyes that kill me every time! She is also the biggest snuggle bug in the universe!
I wouldn't doubt it. She just looks like she knows that once she snuggles you after doing something bad you'll forget what it was that she did. I know that'd happen if she were my cat.
The white kitty is slightly better behaved then our brown kitty, unless you are talking about the water bowl, then the little twerp is a demon. He has to splash the water out of the bowl onto the floor before he'll drink out of the bowl. Half the time his bowl ends up three feet away from where it started, which then means the dog can drain it and subsequently pee all over the house... :-w
The brown kitty, on the other hand, pushes all my buttons, and knows it. He also knows that he is my baby, and will come back over to snuggle and "apologize" after he gets yelled at for misbehaving. This is also the cat that is preparing me for children by never letting me pee alone. Seriously, he's in my lap 10 seconds after I hit the toilet most afternoons. #-o
I must admit I love the few "we're expecting" announcements I've seen today. Not because of what they say but who was posting them. Excited for all the soon to be mommas in my news feed!
DH was feeling LO move around and came across my belly button.
DH: "Holy crap, your belly button's way the hell up there now??" Me: "Yup." DH: "That is just not right." (He's a little weird when it comes to belly buttons, lol.)
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All of you ladies and your awesome DHs kinda make me wish my DH and I celebrated Valentines Day. But we mutually agreed on our first Valentines Day as a couple that it wasn't worth it. (
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This baby... My goodness. Heartrate was perfect today, but she was sleepy, they had to bring out the sound buzzer a few times as well as bump shakes. After an hour, she finally passed. Now, she is retaliating...i think she would punch me in the face right now if she could.
In other news, my fasting blood sugar was 93 this morning. I can't even tell you the last time that happened, but it's been at least a month.
Also drove by the elementary school out kid will be going to at bus time. Disappointed in the lack of organization in the parent pick up. I know I'm a ftm but they better have a new system in 5 years, that's going to drive me nuts!
Ok, I'm done whining for the day. Thank god I have yoga tonight and can get rid of this crankiness!
Don't even get me started on the assholes in the school pick up line. It must be universal, it's shitty everywhere.
My Facebook feed today:
Women bragging about what their husbands bought them (with pictures of course) and pictures of people's babies, naked and covered in lipstick kisses with the caption 'Happy Valentine's!'
Is this a thing now?
I'm staying away from Facebook today, my snark is out of control.
All of you ladies and your awesome DHs kinda make me wish my DH and I celebrated Valentines Day. But we mutually agreed on our first Valentines Day as a couple that it wasn't worth it. (
We don't celebrate it either. Thought about celebrating this year, but why ruin a perfect near 13 year record of not celebrating
I'm laying on the couch, watching my stomach. I have no clue what baby is doing in there...but, I feel like she's making pancakes and doing cartwheels!
My little girl isn't moving a whole bunch today I was so worried this morning because she was quiet last night too, but she's a pretty good listener so whenever I say "hey, kick or something and let me know you're ok!" She'll do a little something. It's just weird that I'm so used to being prodded and poked all day, I'm not used to my tummy not rolling around!
Why do my boobs look so good? Then I peed on a stick...
Also drove by the elementary school out kid will be going to at bus time. Disappointed in the lack of organization in the parent pick up. I know I'm a ftm but they better have a new system in 5 years, that's going to drive me nuts!
Ok, I'm done whining for the day. Thank god I have yoga tonight and can get rid of this crankiness!
Don't even get me started on the assholes in the school pick up line. It must be universal, it's shitty everywhere.
Yeah, the school can be organized as hell, but super entitled assholes will still always fuck it up.
I was just so amazed at how many parents were willing to just walk into traffic with their kids. I mean I get you don't want to wait in line for them But that's totally safer! Clearly the school is trying because their sign has said for months you need a car tag to pick up a kid.
I mean safety and making sure my kid doesn't get abducted because you can't follow the rules is kinda important.
I'm a teacher, and I dread dismissal duties because of the pick up lines and rude parents/ guardians. I feel like I take my life in my hands every time I have to be out there. Almost been hit by their north jersey land yachts, I mean SUVS, more times than I can count.
Woohoo! So excited! Have my first visit with my new OB scheduled for March 5th. It's about a week later than I would have liked (I'll be 33 weeks then instead of 32), but I'll take it and have BP checks in the meantime. The last OB I tried to switch to was acting like a butt about VBAC, but I've heard good things about this practice!
ETA: That reminds me. @mamamonzo What are you doing March 5th?! I'll be in GR that afternoon, so just a stone's throw from you.
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Woohoo! So excited! Have my first visit with my new OB scheduled for March 5th. It's about a week later than I would have liked (I'll be 33 weeks then instead of 32), but I'll take it and have BP checks in the meantime. The last OB I tried to switch to was acting like a butt about VBAC, but I've heard good things about this practice!
ETA: That reminds me. @mamamonzo What are you doing March 5th?! I'll be in GR that afternoon, so just a stone's throw from you.
Um having lunch/cake/coffee with you!?!?
Gahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I just got ridiculously happy! Not even a stones throw you're in my town lady!!! Seriously doing a happy dance right now.
ETA: I shit you not if I go into labor on March 5th we're having a lunch date at the hospital.
Can someone update me on Beth. I can't keep up with the sticky'd thread.
@ColleenSwerb Serenla is talking to the seller of the necklace, but as far as I know no purchases yet (special ordering). I believe St. Judes has already been contacted about the donation in Isla and Fiona's names. Fiona has been extubated (taking her away from the ventilator and on to less invasive breathing aids) and is doing quite well.
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Can someone update me on Beth. I can't keep up with the sticky'd thread.
@ColleenSwerb Serenla is talking to the seller of the necklace, but as far as I know no purchases yet (special ordering). I believe St. Judes has already been contacted about the donation in Isla and Fiona's names. Fiona has been extubated (taking her away from the ventilator and on to less invasive breathing aids) and is doing quite well.
True, I am waiting on donating to jude until I've paid for the necklace, I did just get an email from the seller today but I can't look at it while I'm at work .
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@Mamamonzo I technically live in Ludington (about 1.5 hour drive), but I wasn't feeling a positive VBAC experience from these smaller, less staffed community hospitals so I wanted to make the change to an OB that goes through either St. Mary's or Spectrum (went with St. Mary's because it's in the same medical group as my old hospital from Ann Arbor). But as long as the new practice keeps me on I'll be visiting GR quite a few times between now and delivery. As long as nothing changes I'll PM you sometime closer to 3/5 and we can plan coffee or lunch or something.
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@Mamamonzo I technically live in Ludington (about 1.5 hour drive), but I wasn't feeling a positive VBAC experience from these smaller, less staffed community hospitals so I wanted to make the change to an OB that goes through either St. Mary's or Spectrum (went with St. Mary's because it's in the same medical group as my old hospital from Ann Arbor). But as long as the new practice keeps me on I'll be visiting GR quite a few times between now and delivery. As long as nothing changes I'll PM you sometime closer to 3/5 and we can plan coffee or lunch or something.
Spectrum stresses me out! We go there for our MFM appts, the hospital is literally 4 city blocks, there are skywalks and all that crap! I get lost every time! I'm hoping I don't have to deliver there, but they do have the only NICU in GR.
It was funny trying to convince DH that the larger hospital was worth it. With the 1.5 hour drive, I had to 411 him on the fact that most births don't include your water exploding and then you're holding your baby an hour later. He gave in, but he told me that he reserves the right to laugh at me when I'm whining about being in pain while I'm stuck in the car for an hour and a half. Fair enough. It's worth it to my stubborn ass. [-(
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@Mamamonzo It's probably a good thing I didn't go with Spectrum then! Even their website was more difficult to navigate. My sense of direction and navigation is horrendous.
From what I can tell St. Mary's does have a Level III NICU in their main hospital building, or so their website says. Either way, I'd feel so much more comfortable knowing there was a NICU nearby rather than 1.5 hours away from me over here in the boonies.
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@colleenswerb I'm hoping St. Judes will send us some sort of certificate or plaque with the girls name on it. Once we have all that info and we have the necklace in hand I'll make a new post just to show everyone everything. Since the necklace had to have an extra gem on it, it had to be special ordered/made!
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I'm feeling very selfish lately. :-\"
DH: "Holy crap, your belly button's way the hell up there now??"
Me: "Yup."
DH: "That is just not right." (He's a little weird when it comes to belly buttons, lol.)
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Then I peed on a stick...
Meet Lorkin (that's what we've told everyone the baby's name actually is)
We thought it was fitting to name his bear that!
I was just so amazed at how many parents were willing to just walk into traffic with their kids. I mean I get you don't want to wait in line for them
But that's totally safer! Clearly the school is trying because their sign has said for months you need a car tag to pick up a kid.
I mean safety and making sure my kid doesn't get abducted because you can't follow the rules is kinda important.
ETA: That reminds me. @mamamonzo What are you doing March 5th?! I'll be in GR that afternoon, so just a stone's throw from you.
Gahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I just got ridiculously happy! Not even a stones throw you're in my town lady!!! Seriously doing a happy dance right now.
ETA: I shit you not if I go into labor on March 5th we're having a lunch date at the hospital.
True, I am waiting on donating to jude until I've paid for the necklace, I did just get an email from the seller today but I can't look at it while I'm at work
I've heard wonderful things about St. Mary's!
ETA: I told her all my girlfriends on the bump sent birthday wishes her way. She sent thanks and kisses for you girls