Niece Advice

NotSharknado · February 2014

"Heyyyyy smelly tramp" rolls off the tongue quite nice.

missyishere · February 2014

Considering we had a troll using the term wifey, it's not exactly the most favorite around here.

Ratpasta · February 2014

missyishere said:

Considering we had a troll using the term wifey, it's not exactly the most favorite around here.

that a bummer..... how would I have even known that though?

RondackHiker · February 2014

Holls2011 said:
DH occasionally calls me wifey... what's wrong with that? I am just glad he's not calling me shit head.

Dh will occasionally call me "hey! Woman!" when we're alone. He slipped up once and did it in public and got all the side-eyes. I laughed.

WasNotWas · February 2014

I'll just start calling you a dick and we can call it even.

missyishere · February 2014

Ratpasta said:

missyishere said:

Considering we had a troll using the term wifey, it's not exactly the most favorite around here.

that a bummer..... how would I have even known that though?

Now you do. This is your first warning. Three offenses and you're banished!

Ratpasta · February 2014

WasNotWas said:

I'll just start calling you a dick and we can call it even.

thats fine. I completely understand if you dont like. So just add me to your ignore list and stop projecting your anger. Easy.

Ratpasta · February 2014

missyishere said:

missyishere said:

Considering we had a troll using the term wifey, it's not exactly the most favorite around here.

that a bummer..... how would I have even known that though?
Now you do. This is your first warning. Three offenses and you're banished!

noted.

LuckyDad · February 2014

Anyone else remember "Be My Wifey" by NEXT?
(Yes, I had to google to figure out who NEXT was).

ShakeyJakey · February 2014

Wifey is as annoying as hubs or hubby. Vomit.

missyishere · February 2014

Ratpasta said:

WasNotWas said:

I'll just start calling you a dick and we can call it even.

thats fine. I completely understand if you dont like. So just add me to your ignore list and stop projecting your anger. Easy.

The content of your OP is you projecting anger, sooo...

Ratpasta · February 2014

missyishere said:

WasNotWas said:

I'll just start calling you a dick and we can call it even.

thats fine. I completely understand if you dont like. So just add me to your ignore list and stop projecting your anger. Easy.
The content of your OP is you projecting anger, sooo...

this is true, and I have to say I have made some progress. Anger is my biggest demon and Ive spent a long time trying to get a handle on it. In fact its one of the reasons I joined this site.
I havent broken anything for months! Weekly therapy is helping but not as much as I hoped it would.

WasNotWas · February 2014

Ratpasta said:

WasNotWas said:

I'll just start calling you a dick and we can call it even.

thats fine. I completely understand if you dont like. So just add me to your ignore list and stop projecting your anger. Easy.

Seems like you are the one with the expressed anger issues, so perhaps you are projecting your projections? And "easy" might work with your "wifey", but it generally isn't looked on kindly in these parts.

[Deleted User] · February 2014

Is Ratpasta similar to Mousepasta? Because I have a mouse in mah house.

Also, I used to read your name as Rastapasta. Like pasta with dreads.

WasNotWas · February 2014

CTGirl30 said:

Slow your roll, Turbo.

That awkward mom moment when this ^^ reminds you of Wreck It Ralph

Ratpasta · February 2014

WasNotWas said:

Ratpasta said:

WasNotWas said:

I'll just start calling you a dick and we can call it even.

thats fine. I completely understand if you dont like. So just add me to your ignore list and stop projecting your anger. Easy.

Seems like you are the one with the expressed anger issues, so perhaps you are projecting your projections? And "easy" might work with your "wifey", but it generally isn't looked on kindly in these parts.

yes I have anger issues. I have never hidden behind that. For the record I do not have anger issues with other people

Ratpasta · February 2014

getting back to topic for a moment for an update on real life. i just had a long email stream with my sister and we are agreed that we all need to spend more time together so we are planning to try and have a regular movie day. For these things in life we need to make time

LuckyDad · February 2014

pobrecita said:

LovelyRitaMeterMaid said:

Jesus. Dick is going a little far. Bc he said wifey? Pms or something ? What's with this board lately?

Women.

Feeeeeemales?

No wait. Different board.

Ratpasta · February 2014

LovelyRitaMeterMaid said:

Jesus. Dick is going a little far. Bc he said wifey? Pms or something ? What's with this board lately?

you know what is actually amazing about this board is that every time someone takes a shot at me, I get PMs from other people telling me to hang in there. So balance is built into the system!

Ratpasta · February 2014

in all honesty I genuinely want to be a better father, uncle, person every single day and for as much as a whirlwind as this thread has been, there has been a good amount of constructive criticism to consider and from which to learn.
Getting real advice is invaluable for me so those of you that have contributed, thanks.
For those of you that hate me, Im sorry it worked out that way but that is what's going to happen when passionate people interact.

WasNotWas · February 2014

Look ma, not indentions!

Ratpasta · February 2014

WasNotWas said:

Look ma, not indentions!

I would have hoped that by now you would have something better than that.....

WasNotWas · February 2014

Ratpasta said:

WasNotWas said:

Look ma, not indentions!

I would have hoped that by now you would have something better than that.....

Happy to disappoint.

Mrs.adambabycakes · February 2014

Ratpasta · February 2014

WasNotWas said:

Ratpasta said:

WasNotWas said:

Look ma, not indentions!

I would have hoped that by now you would have something better than that.....

Happy to disappoint.

now we're making progress

Ratpasta · February 2014

Jack9 said:

And now, for a musical interlude

https://youtu.be/byEGjLU2egA

(not directed at anyone)

heh - small world. Those guys lived in the house my wifes family rents in Goleta for years. Supposedly good guys

Ratpasta · February 2014

actually, they remind me of Faith No More a lot.....oh I miss the 90's

https://youtu.be/1rcYBP0FdL8

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missyishere · February 2014

Oh hey @jack9 is here to not say anything relevant!

Ratpasta · February 2014

haygurlhay said:

This is a weird fucking thread.

thats because it doesnt have enough gifs..... here, this one is apropos

SpaceGirlSpiff · February 2014

Well if we're posting music videos and all.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ

Mwahahaa

robinsokj · February 2014

I don't understand the immediate vitriol against this guy. Seems silly

shadypines · February 2014

Fucking yellow flag!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

missyishere · February 2014

LovelyRitaMeterMaid said:

robinsokj said:
I don't understand the immediate vitriol against this guy. Seems silly
It's odd.

Your mom's odd.

myatala · February 2014

ShakeyJakey said:
Wifey is as annoying as hubs or hubby. Vomit.

I've seen Hubbins/Hubbens. NMS fo' sho'.

TiffanyBerry · February 2014

Ratpasta said:

and if my Son ever calls his mother or his grandfather by their first names, instructing them to do something for them.....

Hahaha! This is so going to happen. 'Cause, ya know... kids!

Monkeybabe · February 2014

TiffanyBerry said:

Ratpasta said:

and if my Son ever calls his mother or his grandfather by their first names, instructing them to do something for them.....

Hahaha! This is so going to happen. 'Cause, ya know... kids!

My 22 month old already calls me by my first name occasionally, because that's what her daddy calls me. She's be like, "Huh?" if I tried to tell her she can't do that, lol.

TiffanyBerry · February 2014

Ratpasta said:

WasNotWas said:

Look ma, not indentions!

I would have hoped that by now you would have something better than that.....

To be fair to the "no-indenters", this is the internet. Indentation wasn't generally supported (outside of some very annoying methods) when writing in html, so the standard on the internet is to skip the indentations and to use extra line breaks (white space FTW!) to denote paragraphs. That is totally different than printed text, where indentations are supported and white space comes at a premium.

So, yeah. No indentations. Know your media!

TiffanyBerry · February 2014

Monkeybabe said:

TiffanyBerry said:

Ratpasta said:

and if my Son ever calls his mother or his grandfather by their first names, instructing them to do something for them.....

Hahaha! This is so going to happen. 'Cause, ya know... kids!

My 22 month old already calls me by my first name occasionally, because that's what her daddy calls me. She's be like, "Huh?" if I tried to tell her she can't do that, lol.

DD's funny - She usually says "mommy!" to start her sentences. But if she remembers to be super polite, she says "Mommy, may I <insert whatever she wants> please, Mommy, Tiffany?"

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