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amdecker1016 · February 2014

I have another. Although this can go on Bitchfest Monday, which it probably will too...
Tomorrow it will be in the 70's (yay!) and then two/three days later its going to be freezing.
I'm stocking up on vitamin C now because how do you not get sick with roller coaster weather.

amdecker1016 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
I can feel lo's head in my vag.. Between that and my ankles I went from wanting to fake needing DH home to jump his bones to sending him a text asking him to sleep on the sofa.. I have no idea how all three are connected.

Wait. Serious question. When baby drops its normal to want sex all the time? Because my lo has dropped and all i want is to jump on my H.

Is this normal? Or am i just weird?

amdecker1016 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

amymheidecker said:

FarmBoysWife said:
I can feel lo's head in my vag.. Between that and my ankles I went from wanting to fake needing DH home to jump his bones to sending him a text asking him to sleep on the sofa.. I have no idea how all three are connected.

Wait. Serious question. When baby drops its normal to want sex all the time? Because my lo has dropped and all i want is to jump on my H.

Is this normal? Or am i just weird?

Hmm...

This did happen with DS.. I'm going to say... I don't know.. But I'm now worried.

I didn't mean to worry you! Your post just made me connect some dots in my pregnancy brain! Sorry!

CruiseGirl28 · February 2014

My adult beverage of choice is wine and DH's is Jack Daniels. However, together we like to make Mai Tais yum! He hasn't been drinking Mai Tais at all this pregnancy, since they're something we make together. But he's making one now, and I'm sad

I did have a mocha chip muffin and vanilla milk for a snack today, and now I'm having pizza and vanilla coke..But I want a cupcake now haha

lazyreader · February 2014

I ate a whole bag of Lays chips with uncle dans ranch. I also currently have a square of TP shoved up my nose in both sides (like a "U" shape). and I proudly rocked my borrowed Big Red Bryant jersey for blue friday today... with just leggings on. it does not cover my butt. lol

#noregrets #hatehashtags #gohawks

BethRN1987 · February 2014

My random today maybe more of a FFFC, but I work this weekend so two shifts. I only have one clean set of maternity scrubs and needed to do laundry SO I will either be rocking the non maternity pants and hoping they stay up OR wearing a pair of maternity pants twice before washing them all because I couldn't get myself off the couch today to do laundry.

And we are getting 7 inches of snow between now and tomorrow night. I'd love to call into work one of these days this weekend but I live so close to the hospital that I can't justify it despite how miserable I feel because they will already have call offs for people who live far away- I sometimes hate being responsible!

lazyreader · February 2014

kirotea said:

My H is currently washing the floor again (I've never seen him wash the floor so often as he has lately!) while I'm on the couch eating. I kind of like it this way.

Except the smell of the pine sol is WICKED strong for some reason and is bothering me.

does the H know that pinesol needs to be diluted? lol....

kls33145 · February 2014

One of my dogs just vomited on my bed. I jumped up and whipped the top layer off. Thank god it didn't go through the top, protective pet blanket layer!!!
Just spot wiped all the grossness off, sprayed with antibacterial cleaner, and threw in washer.

I'm back in bed (yes it's only 8:15) and my pups are enjoying the replacement, fleece blanket I threw on our comforter. They are also enjoying watching the office....

LoveMoose85 · February 2014

I housed a Chipolte burrito in under 5 mintutes today, my cat just sat there looking at me in disgust..

LoveMoose85 · February 2014

WoodShopGirl said:

I am so happy to finally be home and on the couch. Now I am listening to Howard Stern birthday bash. I love him.

Me too! I'm so happy it's finally going to be over though, I've been so sick of all the callers for months now calling in and begging for tickets

babylimas · February 2014

theluckiest9 said:

babylimas said:
I am arguing in front of my state Supreme Court on Tuesday. I'm so amped.

I'm going to eat at the same restaurant for the second time this week. I am going to stuff my face with chips and salsa. I really want a margarita.
1. Good luck!
2. Now I want a margarita. Peach margarita. Ugggh

I'm glad I'm not alone. My H actually suggested that he order it and I drink from it. Haha, that's not my worry buddy. I am way more lax than most people but even I draw a line at tequila and pregnancy.

karacakes98 · February 2014

I have decided that birthday parties are a necessary evil in motherhood. We have 6 1st graders here right now playing video games. And we hyped them up on pizza, soda and cake. Shoot me now.

I love planning parties. I love making decorations and getting everything set up. But I usually hate the actual parties.

nickied143 · February 2014

It's 20 degrees out and we are about to get 9+ inches of snow but that didn't deter me from having DH go get me some ice cream that I ate while sitting next to the fire place. Clearly my brain and body work separately.

Pinecone21 · February 2014

I went grocery shopping after work, and I left my wallet in the cart. Thank goodness someone had turned it in to customer service by the time I realized and went back. It still had all my credit cards and everything. So screw you, pregnancy brain!

Oh, and cupcakes always look better than they taste.

PerkyErky · February 2014

The smell if fart just hit me in the face. I asked DS if he farted and he said no, the baby did and the smell was getting out through my belly button. Hmm, already blaming his little brother for stuff.

Andreabills · February 2014

@PerkyErky, I love your kid! That is one of the best responses to a fart question that I've ever seen!

amdecker1016 · February 2014

CaseAndDave said:
I was watching Cooks Country and they made an "eclair cake" which was homemade vanilla pudding, graham crackers, and a homemade chocolate ganache in a big casserole dish. I was shaking I wanted it so bad. We have ALL the ingredients except for the dairy (heavy cream), and the roads are solid packed snow and ice. Arg. I'll settle for Girl Scout cookies I guess!

We have a woman in our church who makes this every time we have a gathering after church to eat.
ITS DELICIOUS!

AshleyO925 · February 2014

I'm a public school teacher and I have to work tomorrow (today) for snow day make ups. That's right, ON A SATURDAY. Pretty sure I ugly cried when I found out we are doing this every other week for 2 months to make up snow days. Of course I'm up at 3 am and now want cupcakes...thanks guise!

AKPuffin · February 2014

All the talk of cupcakes is making me want to say a big F you to GD! I could seriously eat an entire pan of brownies by myself. Chocolate chip cookies, cheesecake, chocolate cake with chocolate frosting or Oreos would also do. God I can't wait for this kid to vacate my body so I can binge eat.

VanessaBee · February 2014

Katiemjung said:
Getting a prenatal massage tomorrow and I am counting down the minutes!!

Oh my god I had my first one earlier this week. I don't even have words for how good it was. I might've booked one a week for the next five weeks. I've decided I NEED them.

Kewii · February 2014

AshleyO925 said:

I'm a public school teacher and I have to work tomorrow (today) for snow day make ups. That's right, ON A SATURDAY. Pretty sure I ugly cried when I found out we are doing this every other week for 2 months to make up snow days. Of course I'm up at 3 am and now want cupcakes...thanks guise!

That's awful. We had to work one Saturday last week and I thought that was the end of the world. Do they expect the kids to actually come in?

And also, here we never make up cancelled school days. They're just gone forever.

KTdid81 · February 2014

I ate breakfast before going to work yesterday. Someone brought in donuts. I had 2, but totally would have had more if I wouldn't have looked like a piggy.

KTdid81 · February 2014

LW78 said:

Ghjinn said:
@LW78 H has always given a super disappointing massage.. You know the one-handed attempt while playing angry birds, you familar? 2 tennis balls in a sock is a total game changer... Almost completely impossible to mess this up. He can even use his arm to roll it around instead of exerting all of that hand effort!!
Yup, one handed while watching tv. It's really light and sometimes they involve his nails. Like I'm getting a really lame back scratching. I think we should try the balls!

This is the same with my husband. He does it for five seconds, forgets he's doing it, sits still with his hand on my back, and then acts like he's been doing if forever and is tired. Uggg. Guess we'll have to try the tennis balls too.

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SomersIsles · February 2014

legallyginger said:
One more- while I was at the hospital for my test, I was reminded that the snack bar downstairs sells Starbucks AND slices of Cheesecake Factory cheesecake. Score.

@legallyginger this is amazing. I WAS impressed with my hospital that has a Dunkin Donuts ... but then you said Cheesecake Factory.... jealous

SomersIsles · February 2014

AshleyO925 said:
I'm a public school teacher and I have to work tomorrow (today) for snow day make ups. That's right, ON A SATURDAY. Pretty sure I ugly cried when I found out we are doing this every other week for 2 months to make up snow days. Of course I'm up at 3 am and now want cupcakes...thanks guise!

@AshleyO925 how many snow days have you had so far?? Where do you teach? That sucks tho...

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AshleyO925 · February 2014

SomersIsles said:

AshleyO925 said:
I'm a public school teacher and I have to work tomorrow (today) for snow day make ups. That's right, ON A SATURDAY. Pretty sure I ugly cried when I found out we are doing this every other week for 2 months to make up snow days. Of course I'm up at 3 am and now want cupcakes...thanks guise!
@AshleyO925 how many snow days have you had so far?? Where do you teach? That sucks tho...

NC. We had 4 this week for ice. So that's every other Saturday for the next two months. Thankfully one of them is after I am on maternity leave.

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dannie2011 · February 2014

@CaseAndDave I made the eclair cake before didn't really care for it.

bingbongsmama · February 2014

I hate stairs, they are the enemy. I feel like I'm trying to crawl up them and I'm so out of breath and sore once I get to the top. I avoid going downstairs, knowing I'll have to force myself back up eventually. 8 more weeks of this, ugh.

legallyginger · February 2014

Laura8388 said:

My husband is leaving for a month this afternoon and I don't know how I'm going to not cry.

@Laura8388 ((hugs)) That sucks. You're one strong lady.

benevolentforce · February 2014

I bought diapers yesterday. This is noteworthy because it's the first baby thing I've purchased.

Also, between a new job and just moving, I don't want to do anything but lay here and bump.

Also, I just bought a steam cleaner online. I had one in the states and loooved it.

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southerncharm24 · February 2014

I want to eat an entire pizza. I won't. But I want to.

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saisongbird · February 2014

I ate cheez-its for breakfast. I may have also eaten them for dinner last night. With a piece of leftover shower cake.

SurpriseAt39 · February 2014

bingbongsmama said:

I hate stairs, they are the enemy. I feel like I'm trying to crawl up them and I'm so out of breath and sore once I get to the top. I avoid going downstairs, knowing I'll have to force myself back up eventually. 8 more weeks of this, ugh.

I have to take a rest break when I get to the top of the stairs.

If I'm carrying my 14 month old, I'm resting for at least a half hour.

Actually, I get winded just talking for more than 5 minutes at a time.

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