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aLsMay24

kirotea said:

aLsMay24 said:

kirotea said:

Speaking of boobs (I didn't want to make another post... ok, maybe I did for a second) but mine are SO DAMN ITCHY tonight. WTF, boobs?? 

Growing??

They already grew during 1st tri... maybe they're shrinking haha

That's got to be it!!

katieg314

We just ordered jimmy johns (yes, lunchmeat) and it was delivered in 9 minutes. I'm pretty sure I live more than 9 minutes away... I'm Impressed.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

Welp, thanks to my MIL unintentionally (I hope) pushing my buttons over the last couple of days, on top of me being sick, I am no longer able to bottle up all my snark. Let's see if I can catch up to FBW, bandteacher, and AriaAmante143.

katieg314

I am full of random thoughts today...

I hate milk. But yesterday I got a random craving for milk and I drank a ton. On the same day, my boobs started leaking for the first time. DH is convinced those things are related.

aLsMay24

I got a damn splinter in my foot and I can't get it out. Partially because its in there pretty good and partially because I can't keep my foot up long enough.

Also, I just scheduled a play date for tomorrow afternoon so it forces me to clean my house tomorrow morning. I have zero motivation to do it otherwise.

CruiseGirl28

bandteacher said:

When people from the South get winter weather...

So cute!!

CruiseGirl28

In the middle of last night, I got up to pee, and I heard my pelvis bone crack. This may be a normal pregnancy thing, but it freaked me out.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

When the FUCK did I mention brownies, woman? -___-;; My MIL drives me up the freaking wall. And I can't even tell her how upset she makes me because 1. she's so dumb it will literally go in one ear and right out the other, 2. in the process of telling her, she'll ramble until I want to strangle her, rendering the entire conversation pointless, and 3. I've been so very good about keeping my bitchiness to a minimum with her, since I know she's not the sharpest tack in the cork board.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

@FBW Even my mother isn't this excessive, and this is her first grandchild. .____.

Although... I am about two seconds away from slapping her next time she decides it's okay to just greet my bump and then say hello to me.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

@FBW I have repeatedly told both my mother and father that they can eff off when they start saying things like "Hello, Incubator!" and generally acting like I'm nothing more than a vessel for their grandchild. I've recently starting declining visits with them because they do it alllll the time now that we're getting close to my EDD.

Not to sound like a bumpkin or anything, but what is your "Karen?" 

AnonymousMotherOfOne

@farmboyswife

Ahhhhhhhhhhh okay. I'm glad she was there to help you stay semi-calm while your mom drives you up the wall. ^__^

AriaAmante143

You guys...someone is trying to overthrow my 3rd place spot on the leaderboard. Help.

karacakes98

Stupid contractions are so uncomfortable now that I can't walk through them, but they've slowed to 4-5/hour instead of every 3-5 minutes like they were all day yesterday. This crap blows.

Also, this is a pic of DD shopping with me at Target tonight. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous.

karacakes98

And! I had a really rough contraction tonight that made me nervous. I got instant butterflies in my stomach and I haven't been able to shake them. WTH!

AriaAmante143

karacakes98 said:

Stupid contractions are so uncomfortable now that I can't walk through them, but they've slowed to 4-5/hour instead of every 3-5 minutes like they were all day yesterday. This crap blows. Also, this is a pic of DD shopping with me at Target tonight. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous.

We went to the grocery store yesterday and I asked DH if we could get one of the race car kiddie carts so I wouldn't have to walk. He laughed like it was a joke, but seriously. I'd rather smash myself into the front of a race cart shopping cart than walk the entire store.

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mamamia866

I'm nauseous and hungry at the same time, and smelling pizza as I lay in bed, farting. We haven't had pizza in weeks! It seriously smells like supreme pizza.

Why is that even though my thermostat is set to 65, I'm still hot?!?

amdecker1016

If throwing up is part of labor then i'm in it. This is so stupid--i mean i almost tripped over my cat to get to the bathroom.

Okay whine over.
This child needs to come now.
I'm done.
=]

Missfunball

@chalephoto I'm awak

CHalePhoto said:

If I lay in my side I have contractions. If I lay on my back I have back spasms. If I manage to fall asleep in either of these positions a contraction will wake me up. They're like a 3 on the pain scale, so not super painful. Just a pain. And I've been timing them for the past hour just in case. They're not regular. Just annoying.

Same....Its why I'm awake right now (3:30am)

mamamia866

amymheidecker said:

If throwing up is part of labor then i'm in it. This is so stupid--i mean i almost tripped over my cat to get to the bathroom.

Okay whine over.
This child needs to come now.
I'm done.
=]

I was wondering about that too... Something about "emptying everything out"?

BethRN1987

So I can't breathe if I lay on my sides but I can breathe if I lay on my back- f it I'm sleeping on my back the rest of the pregnancy

SomersIsles

BethRN1987 said:

So I can't breathe if I lay on my sides but I can breathe if I lay on my back- f it I'm sleeping on my back the rest of the pregnancy

Every. Single. Night. I wake up on my back BUT it's sooooo comfy ... Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

SomersIsles

I usually never fight or argue with DH.... But lately I've been having DREAMS where he is doing something so irritating and stupid that I get so enraged and I am screaming at him and he's barely listening... Then I wake up in the worst mood. lol

ProudMommy030614

Finally going baby shopping today! H is off so I am leaving him with the puking exorcist child. I got 2 hours of sleep and I need a break!

amdecker1016

I'm going to have this baby on the side of the road because i don't want to be the girl who cried wolf with every weird contraction.

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karacakes98

Laura8388 said:

Yep @kirotea. Hope you have your bag packed...

Everyone- get ready for kirotea'a "mucus plug" / "am in in labour" / "I checked my own cervix - is this normal" threads tomorrow....

Wait, that is really a thing? Cuz I've been running around cleaning like crazy today.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

Darn you, woman, now I want to have a Harry Potter marathon. I was totally gonna do stuff today... ::gigglesnort:: No I wasn't.

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SomersIsles

LW78 said:

My husband has never ever seen a Harry Potter movie, and refuses to ever. It really pisses me off.

I think I've seen the first all the way through... but I'm not too sure.  Aside from that I've never read one of the books or seen any of the other movies...

jessher

Laura8388 said:

I had a big day.

Just wokeup and it's dark. Clock says 6.45.
Was thinking of what I need to do today..... Maybe I should sleep in until Ryker's next feeding which will be 9.45am.
Thought about skyping my husband and worked out what time it is where he is....

Then I went to the bathroom and noticed I had tights on, not pajamas. The tights I wore yesterday. ....realized I don't remember feeding Ryker at all through the night......

Slowly came to realize it's 6.45PM and it's still yesterday. I lay fine after his 345pm feeding.

SO TIRED AND CONFUSED

This is epic. Perhaps best thing I've ever read in M14.

aLsMay24

I want an u/s machine for my house. I hate not being able to figure out the position of this baby. My biggest mind f so far.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

Someone tell the landlords for this apartment to get their shit together. -__- I am so sick of waiting on a phone call. X(

AriaAmante143

Apparently my baked goods have made DH quite popular around the office. They're having a Valentines Day potluck tomorrow and he asked if I would make cupcakes.

I'm considering intentionally making entirely too much frosting so I can just take a spoon to it when I'm done. I will take any excuse to bake so I can eat frosting.

knittinlins

Most random thing for me today - I keep smelling red vines.  Not necessarily a bad thing, because I love red vines but annoying because I don't have any.  I blame the four I ate on Sunday for lingering in my mind and causing me to smell phantom licorice.

theluckiest9

@farmboyswife here you go

SomersIsles

So I started sorting all the clothes I got from my baby shower... holy shit there's a ton of clothes... and then my OCD kicked in and I started comparing the length of clothes from crotch to neckline and realized how the sizes vary SOOOO MUCH.... so then I had to go through all the piles and compare length...

I have 2 huge trash bags of hand me downs to work on next. 

As a FTM this is not a good sign...

kaking78

FarmBoysWife said:

After dr googling, she deff did a sweep. Oh, and I'm soft, baby is low (about a 0) and I'm at *least* 2 cm.. I forget which kind of doughnut it is.. And I want one...

I think that's a small Timbit.

SomersIsles

OH and on another note... someone talk me into cloth diapering... I go back and forth every week.  Here's a sad confession...

really the main reason I want to do it is because I've heard how it prevent blow outs .. but the main reason I don't want to is because they take up so much space in a diaper bag ...

lol

I understand those are pathetic reasons. 

All the other reasons kind of even out... I don't care about the costs, the cleanup with disposables seems easier but I'm sure I'll get into a routine, I honestly don't care about the impact on the environment (eh, at least i'm honest), and really I don't even care about the cuteness lol...