Can we talk about sex?

robinsokj · January 2014

Eventually they're going to be Benjamin button

Ratpasta · January 2014

LauraT25 said:

::off to have sex::
So. Jealous.

x1000

RichardSlap · January 2014

mbenit4 said:

---------------- Back up @dickslap any asshole can say anything but it takes a big person to come back deal with all the comments and admit being wrong. Maybe you have never been wrong about anything?

Yes, and I apologize and I try not to do it again. This is Lisa's MO, and she hasn't grown from being wrong in the time I've known her. She comes in guns blazing and says awful shit. It's not, "oh I don't sugar coat", it's telling people they are awful parents and they don't deserve skittles because they are poor. I'M POOR BITCH. I have way too much baggage here. I can't even.

robinsokj · January 2014

I like learning new things.

RichardSlap · January 2014

oops I didn't realize we had cycled back into sex talk again. My bad, carry on.

robinsokj · January 2014

I'm really into education

Ratpasta · January 2014

robinsokj said:

robinsokj said:

HilarityEnsued said:

I would say robin is the classic dominant woman in her everyday life that just wants to be thrown around and owned in the bedroom.

/projecting

NOW this thread gets interesting.....

)
It's obvious you're new here. That's ok. We don't bite, unless you're into that sort of thing

if I told you what i liked, you probably wouldnt believe me

Try me. And by me I mean anyone on the Internet who could possibly be reading this right now

ummmmmm..... lemme see. Im incredibly adventurous in all aspects of life and seek challenge. If I'm not challenged, Im bored.
The things that hold my interest usually require endurance, strength, focus, lots of practice and being taken out of my comfort zone.

robinsokj · January 2014

Ratpasta said:

robinsokj said:

Ratpasta said:

robinsokj said:

Ratpasta said:

HilarityEnsued said:

I would say robin is the classic dominant woman in her everyday life that just wants to be thrown around and owned in the bedroom.

/projecting

NOW this thread gets interesting.....

)
It's obvious you're new here. That's ok. We don't bite, unless you're into that sort of thing

if I told you what i liked, you probably wouldnt believe me

Try me.

And by me I mean anyone on the Internet who could possibly be reading this right now

ummmmmm..... lemme see. Im incredibly adventurous in all aspects of life and seek challenge. If I'm not challenged, Im bored.
The things that hold my interest usually require endurance, strength, focus, lots of practice and being taken out of my comfort zone.

Sounds like my bootcamps

robinsokj · January 2014

@ratpasta you need to be more specific

robinsokj · January 2014

justAphase said:
Feels like a hate fuck in here. Fighting and humping.

I'm game

Ratpasta · January 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

Are you going to tell us what kind of freaky shit you get into @ratpasta?!?!!? If you look up old FFST (freaky Friday sex threads) you will see that really very little will phase us.

unfortunately, Im going to have to be very vague because my wife and I have an agreement that the things we do in the bedroom will forever stay between her and I - but I can promise you that it stretches what most people are comfortable discussing

robinsokj · January 2014

You're no fun

Next

Ratpasta · January 2014

robinsokj said:

You're no fun Next

Oh, I'm a lot of fun

Monkeybabe · January 2014

@laurat25 back atcha.

Well, if nothing else, this thread has me thinking about sex. Maybe my H will get lucky.

Monkeybabe · January 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

Also.... Fwiw... If I had that same agreement with DH I wouldn't give a fuck about him telling randos on the Internet. It s about protecting that info from people who know me IRL... Not randoms. Like if you knocked on my door right now I wouldn't know who you are

I guess I shouldn't knock then, huh?

Ratpasta · January 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

Ok... @ratpasta.... Tell us about the weird shit your FRIEND likes to do.

.....don't you find that mystery is much sexier than the obvious?

so do i

robinsokj · January 2014

Ratpasta said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Ok... @ratpasta.... Tell us about the weird shit your FRIEND likes to do.

.....don't you find that mystery is much sexier than the obvious?

so do i

I don't plan on fucking you, so...no

robinsokj · January 2014

ThisIsBrea said:
I bet it's something really vanilla. That's why he won't spill. @ratpasta's favorite position is missionary, with the lights off and his socks on.

Ill put money on that

wiggyslilsis · January 2014

Oh man DH is super tired from work but I think I might need to jump him.

A little dominance would be nice.

taggiecb · January 2014

So this thread is still going... is it still about sex? I really don't want to read 14 pages, but I want to participate.

robinsokj · January 2014

I really need to get laid

wiggyslilsis · January 2014

@laceyjean1 a lot has been going on in this thread sex, confessions, fighting, more sex, some gtg/pm stuff, more sex

NotSharknado · January 2014

No sex for me. Too tired to stretch.

LuckyDad · January 2014

Bondage, spanking, light dominance and hair pulling.

Other stuff before DW.. .

Ratpasta · January 2014

ThisIsBrea said:

I bet it's something really vanilla. That's why he won't spill. @ratpasta's favorite position is missionary, with the lights off and his socks on.

Ratpasta · January 2014

robinsokj said:

I bet it's something really vanilla. That's why he won't spill. @ratpasta's favorite position is missionary, with the lights off and his socks on.
Ill put money on that

just so you know, the last vacation I went on consisted of a month in baja on a dirt bike.....exploration

Monkeybabe · January 2014

SandyClam · January 2014

I have NO IDEA WTF happened in here but I see there is talk of the SoCal GTG. Come one, come all to the Devil's Butthole! @Gwinnygirl @dicksplash @missyishere @anuspancake @luckydad @jap @yourmom

SandyClam · January 2014

My siggy needs updating. Someone give me a topic.

tamararachel2 · January 2014

I'm so sad I missed this thread when it started!! Damn you sickness. I guess I should've at least been on here while I was laying in bed the past two days...

FWIW, DH and I still had sex while I was sick...I tried giving him a bj, but my throat hurt so bad I just climbed on top of him instead. We just can't go a day without it and it's been like that since day one of dating. We're horn dogs though. DH is totally an alpha male so it's even better because I like being dominated.

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LuckyDad · January 2014

Jack9 said:
@ratpasta when it comes to sex there is really nothing you could say on Parenting that would result in pearl clutching, I could be wrong, but I don't think so

I can think of a few things off the top of my head.

LovestheLou · January 2014

Sundae13 said:

justAphase said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/8252113/fffc-but-let-s-flame-if-we-want-to/p1

I think the poster must have deactivated, but it's still quoted in there.

I was a member on Pregnancy.org several years ago. There was a mom there who talked about having sex while she was nursing. It was seriously fucking gross. She was chatting about how it was so nice to involve her husband in the intimacy of it all. *hurk*
[-(

I used to hang out over there too, and I remember that shit. Sadly it's not something you can ever forget.

LuckyDad · January 2014

There was some pearl clutching in this thread about both choking and feet. What level of clutching are we looking for? Men who like to wear ladies lingerie?

LuckyDad · January 2014

I agree on feet. Smelly and too ticklish.

bennybatch · January 2014

WOW just read through this thread. That woke me up on Friday afternoon!!

Ratpasta · January 2014

LauraT25 said:

Ratpasta said:
just so you know, the last vacation I went on consisted of a month in baja on a dirt bike.....exploration

I am 99.9% sure this is a reference to anal.

you've drank the water in Mexico too??

Ratpasta · January 2014

OneDLuvr said:

ew @ anyone with a sn like ratpasta.. :-&

sadly, the water is worse in Vietnam...... as well as its effects......

just sayin

LuckyDad · January 2014

WHY DOES THIS BOARD ALWAYS GO BACK TO POOP?!?!?!

Ratpasta · January 2014

OneDLuvr said:

its all @ratpasta's fault.

I feel responsible! Then again I haev a three month old, poop is pretty much my entire world right now. Its certainly not sex

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