FFFC

oscarwao · January 2014

It's Friday! Let's hear 'em!

hfooter · January 2014

I woke myself up last night because I drooled all over myself and my pillow.

Kind of a dumb one but that's all I got at 5:30am.

oscarwao · January 2014

My FFFC is lame: I hate the words "potty" and "poopy". Apparently, I'm going to have to use an alternative lexis for all of the motherhood that is coming my way in May.

awc1986 · January 2014

My FFFC is that I'm feeling pretty miserable today and its entirely pregnancy related. My back hurts, my sides ache, I can't stop peeing, I constantly feel like I need to poo but can't, I'm tired even though I had 8 (restless) hours last night and my nausea seems to have reared its ugly head again these past 3 days. Oh and my body temp will just not regulate. I'm either boiling hot and driving with the window down in a tank top, or freezing my buns off.

I know it all comes with the territory of being pregalicious, but give me a break! I have to work late tonight, but I got paid today so will probably waste half my time online shopping.

ebox322 · January 2014

I totally had a dream about @camrynnsmommy last night. I think I ran into her and her girls at the pool and we were all like

Yeah...I'm a creep

andoll8 · January 2014

my FFFC this week:

with all the shinnanigans in the SE due to "snowmegeddon," I'm embarassed to be from Georgia. Our d-bag of a governor refers to the storm as "unexpected" in a press conference where he was flayed for unpreparedness. seriously" "unexpected"? everyone else had checked the weather channel, and we knew good and well there was a storm on it's way. WTF? does the governor not have access to reliable weather information?

this happens to us every time there's a major snow event. why don't we learn and improve? i ashamed to say it, but maybe we really are as dumb as everyone else says we are. why else don't we learn from our past mistakes?

Cupcakes89 · January 2014

Last night i decided to shave my "nether regions" one last time (maybe?) before i get too fat. Someone decided to throw away my shaving cream! OR steal it... I live at the inlaws so you never know!

I about cried, my DH was already in the shower, we like to shower together, always >.> (dont judge!) He hands me his shaving cream and says it should work. Me being already upset pouted and eventually gave in.

Now my lady parts smell like a freshly shaven mans face. Sexy.

runningyogimama · January 2014

Other than DD's diapers, I apparently didn't do any laundry all week. Oops. With being sick, I didn't even realize it until last night. My laundry room is now a giant mountain of laundry....

gutsysneakers · January 2014

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

Cupcakes89 · January 2014

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(

awc1986 · January 2014

Jenvadnais89 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(

Hold up. You always shower with him and he won't let you have coffee. Is there anything you do without his input?

carissa32581 · January 2014

"Now my lady parts smell like a freshly shaven mans face. Sexy"

This made me laugh so hard I peed a little!

kramja01 · January 2014

I think someone mentioned hating them on an earlier thread this week, so it reminded me:

I love a good accent nail/statement nail. I'm all for avoiding tacky bedazzling/character nails, but a little something flashy on my ring fingers makes me happy. I'm current sporting a "wet cement" (gray) manicure with dull gold krackle on my fourth fingers.

Cupcakes89 · January 2014

awc1986 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(
Hold up. You always shower with him and he won't let you have coffee. Is there anything you do without his input?

Withhold sex from him when im not up for it lol

Chellbell20 · January 2014

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

I like McDonald's iced coffee better than starbucks, and it's also way cheaper.

ABColeslaw · January 2014

ABC was here

pistolpackinmomma · January 2014

I lied about DS having a dirty diaper so I could get off of the phone and watch my DVR shows. DH gets bored driving home and always calls me. I don't want to spend 12 hours on the phone. Sorry dude.

pandadair · January 2014

Jenvadnais89 said:

awc1986 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(
Hold up. You always shower with him and he won't let you have coffee. Is there anything you do without his input?

Withhold sex from him when im not up for it lol

MrsZ0811 · January 2014

Jenvadnais89 said:

Last night i decided to shave my "nether regions" one last time (maybe?) before i get too fat. Someone decided to throw away my shaving cream! OR steal it... I live at the inlaws so you never know!

I about cried, my DH was already in the shower, we like to shower together, always >.> (dont judge!) He hands me his shaving cream and says it should work. Me being already upset pouted and eventually gave in.

Now my lady parts smell like a freshly shaven mans face. Sexy.

It was a sad day a few weeks ago when DH and I realized that due to my pregnant belly, we no longer fit in the shower together. We almost always shower together - No shame!

Empireceo · January 2014

awc1986 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(
Hold up. You always shower with him and he won't let you have coffee. Is there anything you do without his input?

Further explanation/link needed please.

sheriot · January 2014

I drive through Burger King every morning on my way to work and get a sausage/egg/cheese on an english muffin. The same guy works there everyday and after three weeks of seeing me every.single.morning, he decided to introduce himself. My FFFC is that I am now on a first name basis with Paul, the drive thru guy at Burger King, because I eat a sausage/egg/cheese everyday.

pistolpackinmomma · January 2014

Empireceo said:

awc1986 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(

Hold up. You always shower with him and he won't let you have coffee. Is there anything you do without his input?

Further explanation/link needed please.

The poster said that she always showers with her H then a few comments down said that he won't let her drink coffee. It's all in this thread.

busterbeagle · January 2014

I got irrationally angry at DH yesterday because he had Chipotle for lunch without me. It pretty much ruined my night.

Empireceo · January 2014

My FFFC: Yesterday my dog ate a bunch of turds in the yard because she's a gross ass bitch. Then she came in and threw up in three different rooms. I pretended to only find the one in the kitchen on tile and clean it up so that DH had to clean up the other two spots on rugs. I felt kind of bad but not really. Vomited shit is a little beyond.

pistolpackinmomma · January 2014

sheriot said:
I drive through Burger King every morning on my way to work and get a sausage/egg/cheese on an english muffin. The same guy works there everyday and after three weeks of seeing me every.single.morning, he decided to introduce himself. My FFFC is that I am now on a first name basis with Paul, the drive thru guy at Burger King, because I eat a sausage/egg/cheese everyday.

I worked at subway in HS and college and was on a first name basis with a few customers. It's better to be on a first name basis than to be the one they make up a nickname for. The nicknames normally aren't very nice.

Cupcakes89 · January 2014

MrsZ0811 said:

Jenvadnais89 said:

Last night i decided to shave my "nether regions" one last time (maybe?) before i get too fat. Someone decided to throw away my shaving cream! OR steal it... I live at the inlaws so you never know!

I about cried, my DH was already in the shower, we like to shower together, always >.> (dont judge!) He hands me his shaving cream and says it should work. Me being already upset pouted and eventually gave in.

Now my lady parts smell like a freshly shaven mans face. Sexy.

It was a sad day a few weeks ago when DH and I realized that due to my pregnant belly, we no longer fit in the shower together. We almost always shower together - No shame!

That probably will happen soon. Our shower is tiny, our bellys touch almost

and hey hey no shaming my husband has good reasons for no coffee... i drink too much soda lol... my caffeine intake is at its limits.. plus if i had to choose one ill choose the soda i guess! Though ive been craving a mocha lately.

pandadair · January 2014

Empireceo said:

My FFFC: Yesterday my dog ate a bunch of turds in the yard because she's a gross ass bitch. Then she came in and threw up in three different rooms. I pretended to only find the one in the kitchen on tile and clean it up so that DH had to clean up the other two spots on rugs. I felt kind of bad but not really. Vomited shit is a little beyond.

Grossssss. My dog did that one time, but thankfully it was on the front porch. I dumped an entire bag of sand on it and then ignored it until it had slowly blown away.

pistolpackinmomma · January 2014

kitchencolors said:

Jenvadnais89 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(

Logistically how does this even work? I mean say you're away from him for the day... do you run all food choices by him ahead of time? Or does he give you a list or something? I just don't get it.

DH requested I cut back on my dew but he's not always around. I'm a grown ass woman and I make my own decisions on what goes into my body.

CamrynnsMommy · January 2014

ebox322 said:

I totally had a dream about @camrynnsmommy last night. I think I ran into her and her girls at the pool and we were all like

Yeah...I'm a creep

I would die if this happened! (by "die", I mean LOVE!)

Empireceo · January 2014

pistolpackinmomma said:

awc1986 said:

Jcrewgirl85 said:

This is lame, but I think a 7-11 French vanilla cappuccino (if you want to call it that) tastes better than Starbucks and its also $3 cheaper.

mmm i love their coffee, loved their peppermint one they had too but DH wont let me drink anymore coffee ;(
Hold up. You always shower with him and he won't let you have coffee. Is there anything you do without his input?

Further explanation/link needed please.
The poster said that she always showers with her H then a few comments down said that he won't let her drink coffee. It's all in this thread.

Reading fail.

pistolpackinmomma · January 2014

I realized last night that I'm screwed if I'm ever being chased by anything. Even running in my sleep gave me leg cramps. I woke up from a dream in which I was being chased and collapsed with leg cramps. I had cramps when I woke up.

Miles2Go · January 2014

Every night, usually around 4 am (sometimes earlier, sometimes later, occasionally not at all), dd comes into my room and asks to get in bed with me and nurse. It is easier on my sleep to just oblige than take her back to her bed, so she always finishes the night we me.

My FFFC is that I don't see anything wrong with her sleeping with me and I don't really plan to do anything about it. When LO gets here, he'll be in a bassinet in the room, so dd being in my bed won't affect his sleeping arrangements. I'm considering trying to break her of this habit before he's born, but I like cuddling with her so I might not bother.

ABColeslaw · January 2014

CamrynnsMommy said:

ebox322 said:

I totally had a dream about @camrynnsmommy last night. I think I ran into her and her girls at the pool and we were all like

Yeah...I'm a creep

I would die if this happened! (by "die", I mean LOVE!)

Sure sure

RachelCA29 · January 2014

sheriot said:

I drive through Burger King every morning on my way to work and get a sausage/egg/cheese on an english muffin. The same guy works there everyday and after three weeks of seeing me every.single.morning, he decided to introduce himself. My FFFC is that I am now on a first name basis with Paul, the drive thru guy at Burger King, because I eat a sausage/egg/cheese everyday.

I used to go on the coffee runs with our interns to McDonald's all the time in the Fall and we all fell in love with one of cashiers named Toni. She was the nicest, friendlies, more caring than a fast food employee ever needed to be person. We don't go as often anymore, but she's always a joy to see!

CamrynnsMommy · January 2014

busterbeagle said:

I got irrationally angry at DH yesterday because he had Chipotle for lunch without me. It pretty much ruined my night.

I'd be so pissed, seriously.

whimsy515 · January 2014

I'm not close with any of my 4 nieces and nephews. They are a terror, and if they are at my house and I have to set rules, I get the "Just wait until you have kids." remark.

At Christmas, my youngest (5) nephew broke my dog's feeding dish. I was more upset that no one said sorry, instead I got "Oh no! She's gonna get angry." spiel. The other day, that same nephew came over and I watched him as he went over to my dog's new dish, and lifted up his foot to smash it, but I stopped him in time. And now I know he meant to break the dish and I'm still pissed I didn't get a sorry!

My revenge? Raising an awesome kid who has manners, so that everyone won't mind being around him, unlike my nieces and nephews who everyone thinks are heathens or whatever...

Xath · January 2014

I have an irrational fear of eating Chipotle in my 3rd trimester because every time I went into PTL with my daughter I had just eaten Chipotle. The nurses at the hospital said they're amazed at how many people say that and they think that Chipotle has some sort of labor magic.

Also, I was going to use the phrase "labor juju" but as I typed it I realized that juju might be one of those colloquial phrases that you just use without realizing how offensive it is in origin. That led me to this bit of enlightening reading for your morning edification/entertainment: https://www.phillymag.com/news/2012/03/13/pop-language-quiz-racist-racist/

I was unaware of most of these.

pistolpackinmomma · January 2014

gertiebarden said:
I have an irrational fear of eating Chipotle in my 3rd trimester because every time I went into PTL with my daughter I had just eaten Chipotle. The nurses at the hospital said they're amazed at how many people say that and they think that Chipotle has some sort of labor magic.

Also, I was going to use the phrase "labor juju" but as I typed it I realized that juju might be one of those colloquial phrases that you just use without realizing how offensive it is in origin. That led me to this bit of enlightening reading for your morning edification/entertainment: https://www.phillymag.com/news/2012/03/13/pop-language-quiz-racist-racist/

I was unaware of most of these.

Sorry I can't get on board with half of those as being bad. The phrases are so far removed from the original meaning it's ridiculous. Maybe I'm just a horrible racist...