Melissa & Doug Cutting Fruit Set - Wooden Play Food
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This play dough mold thing would be super fun.
Melissa & Doug Shape, Model and Mold
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Naturally I can't find the lacing cards.
I was kind of a tomboy/girly girl mix when little and I would have loved lacing cards. I thought they were the coolest ever.
Just thought I'd catch up on here while on bed rest. The creative and adventurous swing my engineer husband built for us came crashing to the floor last night and my doctor has ordered bed rest in order for my stitches to heal. The pull up bar dislodged and surprisingly found its way up inside my ass. My husband tried to dislodge it but seeing as he was still inside me I figured it would be rude not to let him finish- he DID just make this awesome toy for us. So while he finished i dialed 911 since it was pretty obvious I needed medical attention. Somehow the bar had made a hole so that when my husband ejaculated the semen flew out my ass. However this really made the EMTs happy- they used the lubrication from the semen to dislodge the pull up bar from my rectum.
Thankfully the sheets were red so there isn't much damage there. I wish I would have read your warnings before hand...obviously I just didnt know what I was getting into!
April 2014 May Siggy Challenge: Funny Animals- Kangaroo Mating Ritual
Just thought I'd catch up on here while on bed rest. The creative and adventurous swing my engineer husband built for us came crashing to the floor last night and my doctor has ordered bed rest in order for my stitches to heal. The pull up bar dislodged and surprisingly found its way up inside my ass. My husband tried to dislodge it but seeing as he was still inside me I figured it would be rude not to let him finish- he DID just make this awesome toy for us. So while he finished i dialed 911 since it was pretty obvious I needed medical attention. Somehow the bar had made a hole so that when my husband ejaculated the semen flew out my ass. However this really made the EMTs happy- they used the lubrication from the semen to dislodge the pull up bar from my rectum.
Thankfully the sheets were red so there isn't much damage there. I wish I would have read your warnings before hand...obviously I just didnt know what I was getting into!
You win at all the things and at LYFE.
Fell in Love: January 2003
Married: May 2006
Baby Girl Born: April 2014 If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
My son hasn't seen my DH since Wednesday morning, and that is only because he had a very important dr appt. Without the dr appt, it would have been since Monday night. My DH goes to work at 5am and has been working until about 8-830 at night. Next week he will be in the field from Monday-Thursday. I hate his unit and I hate the army somedays.
I will be devouring these in A14's honour this evening!
Love, Your A14 French Canadian Representative
Have you tried the new Doritos ketchup chips?? My husband LOVES them.
On another note, I thought of you ladies during supper tonight while having a convo with DS: Me: finish your supper, okay? DS: cake?? Where cake?? Love how he thinks! Lol
Wife to A; Mama to C (2009), N (2011), H (2014) & baby F due 09/16/16
Holy shitballs. I have had mad cravings for sour patch kids, but my pancreas will not cooperate enough for me to eat them. Look what the husband found at Target. He needs to get home now! Hopefully he got more than one pack...
Let me know how it is! I'm obsessed with sour patch kids..pregnant or not.
Not as good as the candy, but it will do to satisfy the craving
Well my plan of vegetables went out the window. My kitchen smells funny and the last thing I want to do it cook. So DH is bringing home Dominoes. Woot woot for ham and green olive pizza. Wait, green olives count as a veggie right??
I thought green olives were a fruit...?? Have I been lied to all these years?
My dinner tonight consisted of a loaf of French bread straight out of the oven and a nutty buddy. I'm pretty sure it's safe to add me to the fail column for GTT tests...
My son hasn't seen my DH since Wednesday morning, and that is only because he had a very important dr appt. Without the dr appt, it would have been since Monday night. My DH goes to work at 5am and has been working until about 8-830 at night. Next week he will be in the field from Monday-Thursday. I hate his unit and I hate the army somedays.
Let's have share time... I know this sounds like a joke, but it's not. This actually seriously happened to me today.
So this morning at work a boy that is very recently 12 years old turned and goes "I know how you snort cocaine." And a coworker goes "what?!" thinking he heard him wrong... He says "yeah, you make a line, take a dollar bill and snort it. I saw it on Eastbound and Down."
[-(
And in case that's not bad enough, his 4 year old brother said the n-word today too.
Just let that sink in for awhile.. Some A+ parenting of the year right there.
Ive been getting really bad headaches and shoulder pain. This is nothing new and happened a lot pre pregnancy and the only thing that helped was a chiropractor. I know several of you ladies go regularly, even now, but I have this irrational fear. Last time I was pregnant I got an adjustment and the baby stopped growing a couple days later. Deep down I know one didn't have anything to do with the other... but PGAL makes me very very cautious about indulging..
June Siggy Challenge My little Princess BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
Oh, mother-in-laws! I made myself some homemade french fries for dinner and pulled them out to cool off. This chick starts eating them and says I shouldn't because they are fattening. Excuse me? 1) I made those for myself, not you. 2) you're the one getting a tummy tuck because you eat terribly and don't exercise. So who really needs to lay off the fattening food? What a jerk.
Holy shitballs. I have had mad cravings for sour patch kids, but my pancreas will not cooperate enough for me to eat them. Look what the husband found at Target. He needs to get home now! Hopefully he got more than one pack...
Let me know how it is! I'm obsessed with sour patch kids..pregnant or not.
Ditto here! O.O
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
I'm so hungry! I think we've settled on pizza, but haven't figured out from where yet. My wonderful husband is very easily distracted and probably won't come back around to trying to figure out food options until I'm starving and it's 8 o'clock or so...I get tired of having to make all the decisions!
The Panamanian side of me insisted on tortillas and empanadas today. Enough to where to drove to three different stores trying to find the correct ingredients. So worth it!
For dinner I had shrimp, steak, mushrooms, asparagus, ravioli, bread and banana cream pie. I am so stuffed I might literally explode. It was worth every bite.
On another note, it's very bittersweet knowing my due date was this week. I was sad for a few days but then I decided to stop and be thankful that I have one due in April.
So far: two pieces of pizza, three breadsticks, a piece of cookie pie and two glasses of Pepsi.
I never drink soda so my teeth feel like they are about to fall out but I am going to get another glass as soon as I have to pee bad enough to get off the couch.
April 2014 May Siggy Challenge: Funny Animals- Kangaroo Mating Ritual
A decision has been made! Round table it is. In other news, we are finally getting a Cheesecake Factory! At some undetermined point in the distant future, I'm sure, but still exciting!
Oh no @aviola329! I hope you find it! A few years ago I lost the necklace my DH got me (first jewelry gift he ever gave me). It turned up a few months later behind the dresser hanging up on a hair clip and the cable cord... The cats must have knocked it around and pushed it off the dresser - longest two months of my life!
Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )
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Something like this?
Thankfully the sheets were red so there isn't much damage there. I wish I would have read your warnings before hand...obviously I just didnt know what I was getting into!
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
On another note, I thought of you ladies during supper tonight while having a convo with DS:
Me: finish your supper, okay?
DS: cake?? Where cake??
Love how he thinks! Lol
I before E...
Something like that
olives are fruit! but that is still in the good column.
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
So this morning at work a boy that is very recently 12 years old turned and goes "I know how you snort cocaine." And a coworker goes "what?!" thinking he heard him wrong... He says "yeah, you make a line, take a dollar bill and snort it. I saw it on Eastbound and Down."
[-(
And in case that's not bad enough, his 4 year old brother said the n-word today too.
Just let that sink in for awhile.. Some A+ parenting of the year right there.
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
Then I peed on a stick...
I never drink soda so my teeth feel like they are about to fall out but I am going to get another glass as soon as I have to pee bad enough to get off the couch.