If you open this thread you get FFFC

dliz87 · December 2013

etoille said:
mikes first sushi night is tonight.

That's my fffc!

Have a great time! I bet Pants will be able to write his own restaurant blog soon!

My parents fed me sushi as a babe. I always loved it. DS has a shellfish allergy so it scares the crap out of me to even consider feeding it to either of my kiddos. Total bummer.

jegoffin · December 2013

I got gas while wearing my slippers this morning. On purpose. LO and I were on our way home from a very unrestful sleep study and I didn't want to wear shoes.

jegoffin · December 2013

anr02 said:
@rondokye LOVE the smell of Cabbage Patch Dolls! Definitely takes me back to childhood. I hope E enjoys hers!

DH made fun of my for sniffing DD1s cabbage patch Christmas morning.

Pink724 · December 2013

I've been a lurky loo occasionally this week but I am at my parents' place until next Friday. They take the baby, I sleep. No time for bumping

To those having problems with DHs/SOs: hugs. I'm sorry.

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Married071709 · December 2013

mimi4347 said:

Here's my real FFFC: A few days ago I finally felt comfortable leaving Lucas with our nurse so I took my laptop and left the house to grab lunch and try to do some work. But I didn't want to sit at the same place all day, so I thought maybe it would be nice to go somewhere else and have a glass of wine while I did a little more work. Only I was having anxiety about not being at home, and I couldn't decide where to go - I have to make so many stressful decisions for Lucas each day that I frequently feel incapable of making other small, insignificant decisions. So instead of sitting in a swanky wine bar with my laptop, I grabbed a tallboy from the grocery store and drove home and drank it in our alley while I sort of worked in the parked car but mostly bumped because I was anxious and couldn't concentrate and maybe I'm a little trashy and a lot pathetic

@mimi4347 You are my hero!!!!

Married071709 · December 2013

FFFC: We got DD a few toys for Christmas that were made in the USA without lead paint and stuff. . . She only likes to chew on the ones from China. Fail!!

sparkymcgeee · December 2013

@fayga I don't want this to come out bitchy. Not at all my intention. So please read this in a loving but firm tone. Violence is NEVER ok. I feel like your decision to not get the help you need is selfish. You aren't really thinking about your DH, DD, or coworkers. You know what you need to do and to not get help is not ok. Please please please go to your doctor. If a man said that he needed meds and was turning violent because he wasn't on them we would flame the holy hell out of him. It's just as bad if it's a woman. Please get help.

Mom2bois85 · December 2013

My confession: after staring at my roots for days, I've nearly decided just to dye my hair dark grey with streaks of white because that's what color I'm looking at people...Goodness Sakes!!! I'm only 28!!!!!

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jegoffin · December 2013

Mom2bois85 said:
My confession: after staring at my roots for days, I've nearly decided just to dye my hair dark grey with streaks of white because that's what color I'm looking at people...Goodness Sakes!!! I'm only 28!!!!! (

This is me. Exactly. Hair appt tomorrow to get those bad boys taken care of. I'm also only 28...

coco2787 · December 2013

This is totally selfish, but I hate that my LOs first Christmas has such a dark cloud hanging over it because of my BIL suicide. We spent Christmas with my BIL's mom and sister as well as my sister and nephews. We tried to keep things cheery for the kids sake and I know my LO won't remember it but it just sucks. I wanted to have happy memories of his firsts, and I feel like a shithead for feeling any disappointment because my feelings are nothing compared to what his family and my sister are feeling. Ugh. This whole thing just sucks.

jackson290721 · December 2013

CDumovich said:

I don't know if this is a FFFC or not but I only dress DD in one layer. She sleeps only in her swaddle sack and gets hot if I put more on her, but my mom thinks she should have a onesie under everything? I feel special right now but I like to think baby clothes come thick enough I don't need to constantly have her layered.

My mom put a white onesie under every out fit my brother and sister wore. I thought it was so weird. Well guess what, now I do it. I have no idea why. There is no reason or anything. Now it is just some weird habit, I feel like she is incomplete if I don't. Thanks mom, now I'm a weirdo.

ljs4117 · December 2013

@cfreymc -

That is a bad situation.. Nothing wrong with being disappointed, don't feel bad. You recognize what's going on and are being considerate of your family members' feelings.. I'm sorry LO's first Christmas wasn't what you would have hoped.

@fayga - I'm sorry you're going through hell right now.. When you are in the midst of feeling like shit it's sometimes hard to recognize what you're putting your family through.. I hope you decide to seek help because your LO is depending on you and YH to set an example and to provide a stable home life. This isn't meant to sound preachy, only to be one more nudge in the right direction from a fellow bumpie

My FFFC: I think I've finally realized why I never feel like I have any F-worthy Cs... I do a lot of shit on the daily that is flameworthy and I don't even realize it is F-worthy! I regularly hit up the gas station and Target in my jam-jams and the only shoes that fit my giant feet comfortably are my slippers

(don't worry... I got Christmas money can can buy some more appropriate shoes soon!)

I didn't know stuff like that was flame worthy.

:-O

ETA: wording

sparkymcgeee · December 2013

Audrey1787 said:

Meimsx said:

Audrey1787 said:

I have a bump crush on @meimsx. What is that called again? A bump boner? @citrusfamily is also on the list

Mom2bois85 · December 2013

jegoffin said:

Mom2bois85 said:
My confession: after staring at my roots for days, I've nearly decided just to dye my hair dark grey with streaks of white because that's what color I'm looking at people...Goodness Sakes!!! I'm only 28!!!!! (
This is me. Exactly. Hair appt tomorrow to get those bad boys taken care of. I'm also only 28...

I do my hair myself, it's a huge PITA but I go to Sally's and get the bleach, dye, and toner and only end up spending about 20-30 bucks to do my roots. Sometimes less if I have leftover stuff

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emandia · December 2013

Cfreymc said:

This is totally selfish, but I hate that my LOs first Christmas has such a dark cloud hanging over it because of my BIL suicide. We spent Christmas with my BIL's mom and sister as well as my sister and nephews. We tried to keep things cheery for the kids sake and I know my LO won't remember it but it just sucks. I wanted to have happy memories of his firsts, and I feel like a shithead for feeling any disappointment because my feelings are nothing compared to what his family and my sister are feeling. Ugh. This whole thing just sucks.

I've been thinking of you guys a lot. Hugs to you...

theuntaggablek · December 2013

I forgot two things on our trip to see family: the gifts for 3 year old's stocking and my yoga pants/ PJs. While I was most disappointed at forgetting the gifts at first, now I just yearn for the yoga pants. I can't wait to be reunited.

emmanemm · December 2013

I'm banging my head at some of the memes that are being made. Know what your meme is, people! Don't just take a random meme picture and write whatever the hell you want on it, at least tailor it to fit that meme.

Is this bothering anyone else, or am I the only weirdo here?

dliz87 · December 2013

mermomo5 said:
@ljs4117 these are them,they call them slippers but they are shoes!

https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/ugg-australia-dakota-slipper-women/3510571?origin=category-personalizedsort&contextualcategoryid=0&fashionColor=Espresso&resultback=1051&cm_sp=personalizedsort-_-browseresults-_-1_3_B</

There is a Target version!!! I have a house pair and a wearing out of the house pair. $20!

emmanemm · December 2013

@maryannespier you have not. Congratulations, you know your memes!

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emmanemm · December 2013

Oh, FFS...

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Man, I go shopping and miss FFFC. But...I did get some cute shirts so I'd say it was worth it. My FFFC is that my son screamed in his car seat for 20 minutes... so I pulled over and turned the back seat overhead light on, it helped (he cried less) but is that illegal? I drove that way for 20 minutes. Whatever, I'm drinking wine now so I don't care.

dontgiveupnomatterwhat · December 2013

@mainerocks
If he doesn't hold out and wants to eat, I'm going to have DH on standby to meet along the run and take him to feed him. I'll have my phone with me. I will stop to feed if need be... I'm not worried about run time, just completion

dontgiveupnomatterwhat · December 2013

@mermomo5
Hahaha I love to run! I don't know how running a marathon with a jogger will be yet. It may be a no go.

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emmanemm · December 2013

mermomo5 said:

Hey, it would have been fine to say mermomo5 your meme's suck,I didn't think they were good! I don't plan to make a habit of them,it was a one day thing! No flaming at all just direct it at me so everyone knows and doesn't think it was them. It's all good I know they sucked!

Honestly, I don't even understand why this is being blown this far out of proportion. You weren't the only person that used meme's badly, but for some reason are the first to say, 'Yup, it was me.' No, it wasn't only you, so I don't think I should have to say, "her, mermom, your meme's suck." Not only that, but that's a very harsh way of telling someone something and I would never say something like that. I was just pointing out that the meme's weren't being used right, I even pointed out that I was probably being weird about it. Calm your tits, ffs.

I also don't understand why you're telling me to call you out and direct it at you so other people don't think it's them. I remember when you posted for 3 weeks straight about someone you thought didn't like you, but you never would post who that was, instead you had a bunch of people wondering if it was them. Why should I have to say, "Yeah, mermom, it's you."

I had no intention of flaming you, I haven't had a problem with you and I don't think a problem needs to be started because of something as stupid as using a meme wrong. I mean, c'mon. lol

jackson290721 · December 2013

Dude, almost 90% of this group over meme's and gifs. It's nauseating. A well placed meme or gif is hilarious, the meme/gifsplosions that have happen here lately are just obnoxious.

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jackson290721 said:

CDumovich said:

I don't know if this is a FFFC or not but I only dress DD in one layer. She sleeps only in her swaddle sack and gets hot if I put more on her, but my mom thinks she should have a onesie under everything? I feel special right now but I like to think baby clothes come thick enough I don't need to constantly have her layered.

My mom put a white onesie under every out fit my brother and sister wore. I thought it was so weird. Well guess what, now I do it. I have no idea why. There is no reason or anything. Now it is just some weird habit, I feel like she is incomplete if I don't. Thanks mom, now I'm a weirdo.

I thought everyone did this.. My daughter wore a onesie under every outfit until she was like 2!