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ChuggingWater · December 2013

@bethughknee maybe! Did he also one time get up and literally run away during sex? Because, you know, he heard police sirens and thought they were after him...

DITCH AND RUN!

See also the $20 bill story. He was an amazing lay.

bethughknee · December 2013

megngregk said:

@megandgregk -- FWIW, the reason why I sometimes I get the two of you (you and @bethughknee) mixed up in my head is because I think of the two of you as the two cute blondes.
That just made my day! Thank you @peanutmuse

Yep, made my day too! I have a total crush on @megngregk's boobs in her siggy pics. I = stalker.

bethughknee · December 2013

ChuggingWater said:

@bethughknee maybe! Did he also one time get up and literally run away during sex? Because, you know, he heard police sirens and thought they were after him... DITCH AND RUN! See also the $20 bill story. He was an amazing lay.

Damn, must have been a different one. This one was a good lay, though. But we never got to add law enforcement drama to the mix! And I never made any money off of our encounters. Well, maybe in hindsight that's okay since getting arrested is pretty much the ONLY mistake I did not make in high school/ early 20's and prostitution wouldn't have helped there...

Hkula · December 2013

MrsGraham06 said:

I have never found Brad Pitt to be sexy. Ever. But especially now.

WHAT??? Come on, how about in A River Runs Through It? That face doesn't get you the least bit tickled?

bensmommy518 · December 2013

I have two today.
1. I haven't given DS a bath in 5 days. Normally I do every other day but I have just been so tired at night and by the time I get the energy to do it, he is getting all sleepy and snuggly so I change my mind and say I will do it tomorrow.

2. Last night DH came to bed when I did (which is unusal becasue he is a night owl) and we snuggled for a bit watching TV. Then when I said I was going to sleep he said okay, I will go back downstairs and watch TV a little longer. I was really happy becasue I am getting very used to falling asleep without him in the bed and was wondering in my head how to ask him to leave so I could fall asleep in peace.

peanutmuse · December 2013

Oooooh, I just thought of one.

Late last night, my husband came up to me (while I was sewing) and told me that he wanted to let me know how amazing I am for everything that I have been going through and how strong he thinks I am and how proud he is of me.

Being my blunt self, I almost smirked and said, "you're only saying that because we just watched Love Actually a couple of hours ago." (If you've seen it, you can recall the part where Liam Neeson says that he should have told his wife how amazing she was every single day.) But then I figured that at least it kind of registered to him and sank in. And that's the important part.

So I guess my confession is that my gut reaction was to tease him, but I'm glad that I didn't. It was very sweet, no matter where the inspiration came from.

MrsGraham06 · December 2013

MrsGraham06 said:

I have never found Brad Pitt to be sexy. Ever. But especially now.

WHAT??? Come on, how about in A River Runs Through It? That face doesn't get you the least bit tickled?

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Quote tree fail

Nope. Good movie...don't care for his looks.

ScarlettDahlia · December 2013

I spent about $1000 on handguns this week

sugarland726 · December 2013

ChuggingWater said:

I ruined a pool table during sex once. Also, a water bed. Two different instances, fwiw.

We broke a ping pong table early on in our relationship. And by relationship I mean when I was still dating my old boyfriend but spending time with the new guy who is now my husband. Hussy!

CeeJC121013 · December 2013

megngregk said:

I'm pretty confident I will have an ugly infant. DH and I were not cute babies. I'm sure LO will grow into his looks, but I'm psyching myself up to tolerate being lied to when people tell me "how cute" he is. Worst mom-to-be ever.

Don't sweat it!

Winnieella · December 2013

There was a spider in the bathroom. I am afraid is spiders....I woke H up to kill it so I can pee. He is back asleep now, and my bladder feels better.

MamaP19 · December 2013

DD got a hold of the baby monitor the day before Thanksgiving and hid it. DH thought that because of PB I misplaced it and he has been giving me a hard time about it. I never let her into the kitchen unless she's in her highchair because there is way too much for her to get into. H let her in there with him last night when he was cleaning up. The first place she ran to was the drawer where we keep tools and batteries and *shock* there sat her monitor!

So, not only was it not my fault for misplacing it... I know DD hid it on H's watch because I don't let her roam around in that room. I may have done a lot of gloating last night...

casholmes · December 2013

I wear the same pair of jeans over and over without washing them until I have to. Same with bras. Noshame.

peanutmuse · December 2013

sapatel1 said:

I'm still wearing pre-pregnancy underwear. Not the cute kind mind you, but still bikini cut. I'm not sure if that says something bad about my underwear or something good about my ass.

Why the hell didn't you join us sooner, @sapatel1?!

OSUWifey09 · December 2013

I'm stressed the fuck out and am trying to keep myself in check mentally. I'm so ready for this weekend to be over already.

H asked what I wanted for our wedding anniversary [guess he's planning ahead since he won't be here for it in March, and it will be our 5-year anniversary]. I half-jokingly told him a vibrator. Pretty sure he didn't think that was funny.

megs12914 · December 2013

I took TWO wheelchair rides yesterday even though I am only allowed one. It's the night nurse's fault though because she was a bitch and also didn't check my chart.

PreDempsey · December 2013

I had a confession and totally forgot it while reading all of the rest.

salsamommy · December 2013

I changed my desk around at work purposely so my computer screen is away from everyone and I can bump all. Day. Long!

ccip82 · December 2013

Just got back from running errands (because you really needed to know this).

1. DD's lunch today consisted of samples from Costco.

2. I wrapped all of DH's presents and put them under the tree...I did this for no other reason then to "remind" him that I have finished all his Christmas shopping and he has yet to start mine...

PreDempsey · December 2013

I REMEMBER NOW.

Our maternity pictures are Sunday and I'm really worried that I'm going to hate them. Between looking 50 weeks pregnant and my hair cut last week I'm not feeling the prettiest.

fredtheredhead2 · December 2013

I stayed home all day Tuesday and told DH I had all these plans to get stuff done. Instead I took a 4 hour nap and then visited with my neighbor. It was awesome!

MiaMyPuggle · December 2013

I haven't gotten a charley horse this pregnancy. When I feel one coming on, I flex my foot immediately. This makes up for the million I got with DS. I woke up so many times in agony grabbing onto my leg and screeching in pain while pg with DS.
Now, I'll get my share, I'm sure. Damn it!

*knocking on wood...real or laminate*

Although I like SOME names celebrities choose for their chitlins, I would never use a modern celebrity baby's name. I feel like people would assume I'm reading USWeekly or Seventeen mags trying to come up with a trendy name. I don't want my child associated with them.

ccip82 · December 2013

I can also stick with the sex theme for the day.

In college I got caught having sex reverse cowgirl style on the floor of a frat house bathroom....Klassy.

*I might have been so drunk that I didn't even care until we both finished....

MiaMyPuggle · December 2013

BMReid said:
@moosebaby2011 -- I LOVE Eloise!
When we were still just dating, H always tried to get me to do anal. I told him I was saving my ass for marriage. We still haven't done it, and I don't intend to.

That was H's final wedding present. HATE it! The though of anal fissures scares the shit out of me!

CarolinaGirl2014 · December 2013

First time participating! I had some great laughs over the sex ones!

I called out of work yesterday for a mild sore throat and headache. Mostly b/c I was tired and emotional and wanted to bum around. I didn't bother to shower or change... Even though I had colostrum stains from the night before. I finally put on a bra b/c these ladies are sagging like something from a national geographic. I feel like false advertising b/c my boobs were no where near the colostrum stains once in a bra

I want my body back, but I feel guilty saying that.

Hkula · December 2013

Unbeknownst to DH, I may have taken $$ out of the cookie jar for a pedicure this weekend.

angiek1 · December 2013

I broke up with a guy in college because he had a small penis.

My H is a super square (which I love), but he loves to eat really random foods (grosses me out!). If he wouldn't freak out on me I would totally sneak him "special brownies" because I want to see what he'd eat. I think his food choices would be epic and that he would be hilarious under the influence.

Roses87 · December 2013

I fart in front of my dh, close family members and best friend (she does the same). Not shameful of it at all. I always say it's better in then out. I get horrible stomach pains when I don't fart, especially with pregnancy.

BuckeyeMommy4 · December 2013

I'm really hoping I go into labor today or tomorrow so I don't have to go to DH's family Christmas on Sunday.

Roses87 · December 2013

megngregk said:
I'm pretty confident I will have an ugly infant. DH and I were not cute babies. I'm sure LO will grow into his looks, but I'm psyching myself up to tolerate being lied to when people tell me "how cute" he is.

Worst mom-to-be ever.

I told my coworkers/friends that they better be straight up and tell me if my baby is ugly or not.

Carmlvsjose · December 2013

Yesterday I was having tummy issues, went to the OB, and forcefully declined the cervical check because I was afraid of sharting on the table!

X_X

Deblondie1 · December 2013

Today is Friday the 13th. I am a pretty superstitious person. Today my superstition is manifesting in total fear of going into labor today. Yesterday was a pretty bad day, pain wise and didn't set me up for comfort today. I have an NST this afternoon and you can bet your ass I'm making sure my hospital bag is in my car.

kschref · December 2013

Roses87 said:

I'm pretty confident I will have an ugly infant. DH and I were not cute babies. I'm sure LO will grow into his looks, but I'm psyching myself up to tolerate being lied to when people tell me "how cute" he is. Worst mom-to-be ever.
I told my coworkers/friends that they better be straight up and tell me if my baby is ugly or not.

If our son ends up looking anything like DH did when he was first born, I am going to give birth to a a bald, wrinkled, yoda-like person. He plumped up and got cute real fast, but oh boy!

CarolinaGirl2014 · December 2013

OH- I have a good one brought on by the sex confessions. I can't masturbate. Just can't. MH and I are seperated atm, which obviously sucks for many reasons. But what's bugging me lately is the lack of sex. Even when we were together but on the rocks, we had great sex. And with pregnancy hormones I want it BAD. I've never been able to masturbate, even with a vibrator. When I hear some of you ladies joke about the love of yours, I'm super jealous and wonder what's wrong with me. Also the word "masturbate" sounds so gross and unsettling to me.

Flame away :-)

casholmes · December 2013

I don't think our baby will be 'ugly', but I am almost positive he will be bald or look it in all the photos. Both DH and I had super thin, white-blonde hair as infants. It got dark when we got older, but our baby pictures show very bald babies

Dishylo · December 2013

I'm only 36w1d but I'm going to the maternity Dr tonight and we're going to have a serious talk about early delivery. The pain has gotten so bad, the headaches are bordering on migraines and I've now been told I have a hernia. I caught a glimpse of myself in a window on Wednesday and cried because I looked like such a goof, all hunched over and limping. It took me over half an hour to walk the 2.5 blocks home.

Having said that, I'm scared about an early delivery after reading @MarBee1214's story. I want a healthy, happy baby but I am on the verge of a meltdown if something doesn't get better soon! That's all.

moosebaby2011 · December 2013

CarolinaGirl2014 said:

OH- I have a good one brought on by the sex confessions. I can't masturbate. Just can't. MH and I are seperated atm, which obviously sucks for many reasons. But what's bugging me lately is the lack of sex. Even when we were together but on the rocks, we had great sex. And with pregnancy hormones I want it BAD. I've never been able to masturbate, even with a vibrator. When I hear some of you ladies joke about the love of yours, I'm super jealous and wonder what's wrong with me. Also the word "masturbate" sounds so gross and unsettling to me.

Flame away :-)

How about "click your own mouse" instead of "masturbate"?

peanutmuse · December 2013

@dishylo -- I am so sorry you are having such a hard time. And I can completely empathize.

FSUNole31 · December 2013

I let my 15 month old try a sip of my orange soda last night...oh and my mom gives him an m&m or three after he eats dinner nightly (we are staying with my parents for another week due to house construction).

I also think sometimes a random y thrown into a name really doesn't look that bad.

One more...I haven't actually stood up and taught much this 6 weeks and I keep meaning too, but I get so worn out by the end of the day I don't want my afternoon classes getting shafted so I just kind of half ass them all. (This one I do feel really badly about, but I know it won't be forever).

Dishylo · December 2013

peanutmuse said:

@dishylo -- I am so sorry you are having such a hard time. And I can completely empathize.

@peanutmuse - thanks. I feel for you every time I read your updates. I had a tough time with the UO yesterday and couldn't even comment on it, you just can't plan on some things sometimes and it's not always kittens, rainbows and unicorns.

My Dr was brilliant last night. She told me that she supports whatever decision I make with the maternity Dr's and that I should go home, have a small glass of wine and a really good cry to let it all out. I did exactly that and I did feel better!

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