FFFC

ccip82

Sorry to start this a bit early...But I totally got permission from @Dishylo and @ANDYLEAH so it's cool.

What do you have today ladies, can we make this as interesting as yesterday??

ccip82

My first FFFC:

This is how I am leaving the house today to run errands and I am *gasp* not going to the gym first.....

God I am such an effing slob....

Edited for words.

tootsscott

One of my first thoughts after scheduling my c/s was to make a post that I was excited to have scheduled my "natural child birth"... Because I think that's funny what with the recent explosion on that "Natural Birth" thread from last week...

Somehow I didn't think people would see the humour in it because it's me.. So I didn't! But I still think it's funny!

megs12914

1. I'd rather talk to the bump ladies about pregnancy problems than DH.
2. I will check who has love titted my comments and have noticed certain people make it a point to never love tit mine and it irks me.
3. As much as I complain about how rough this pregnancy has been (and it has) I am dreading it being over so soon next Wednesday. I am already fearing that if I can get pregnant again it will be rough like this one.

Edit: My grammar was off and it drove me nuts.

Ljessen13

@ccip82. You should not even be allowed in public right now!!!!!!!!

I do think there are such things as "ugly" babies. Gasp!!!! I can't believe I said that outloud!

BuckeyeMommy4

DD3 woke up 6 and I definitely plan on laying her down for a nap at 8. I can't keep my eyes open today. She'll probably just sit in her crib and play for an hour, but at least she's contained!

Ljessen13

@megs12914. I agree with ur number 1 and number 2 100%

sugarland726

I plan on using dry shampoo instead of taking an actual shower before work today.

salsamommy

1. I woke up extra early today due to a coughing fit. I didn't even feel myself peeing until i felt something warm on my foot! Lovely! :-bd

2. I decided yesterday that I'm wearing yoga pants to work AGAIN for the 2nd week in a row! Also not going to the gym!

3. I love tit Snap Chat and totally plan on snapping my labour progress!

jwp325

@megs12914, I'm with you on numbers 1 & 2!

I was at Costco on Tuesday and spent $12 on two pounds of cherries because I craved them like crazy over summer along with lots of other fruits. Slightly excessive amount to pay but I'm sick of eating apples and grapes. I'm also 36 weeks pregnant and at this point I just want what I want!

ETA: I started nesting but in the wrong place. This week I've been organizing and cleaning my classroom in preparation for my sub. I have no desire to nest at home. Maybe my nesting has its own priority list?

megngregk

I'm pretty confident I will have an ugly infant. DH and I were not cute babies. I'm sure LO will grow into his looks, but I'm psyching myself up to tolerate being lied to when people tell me "how cute" he is.

Worst mom-to-be ever.

jgraham80

I just ordered the movie Mannequin on DVD.  I was ridiculously obsessed with it as a kid and still think "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us" is one of the best songs ever.  I was rocking out to it yesterday and traffic and for sure got some looks.

monkeybutt61612

When I get Brazilian waxes, I need to look at the all the hair on the strips. Once, I pulled it out of the trash to sneak a peak while I was getting dressed. I'm so gross.

BuckeyeMommy4

I've been giving DH all of his Christmas presents as they arrive. I'm an impatient gift giver and I also don't feel like wrapping them!

Hkula

 I hadn't been eating lunch meat, but yesterday I broke down and had a ham sandwich.  It went a little something like this...

 I've missed that shit.

Hkula

@Ljessen13 - I feel the same way!

wedbliss5

I attempted some personal grooming with clippers, but gave up quickly since i couldn't see anything. All i can think is the line from the Grinch "nice hack job!". And I'm too scared to look in the mirror.

peanutmuse

@megandgregk, I feel the exact same way. At one of my many ultrasounds over the past few weeks, the tech switched to 3D (without asking us if we wanted it) and he's not really cute. Both my husband and I were pretty ugly. I have only shown our mothers because (a) I think 3D ultrasounds are creepy and (b) he's not really cute.

I really don't understand the love tit obsession. @megs12914, you brought it up this time, but it comes up frequently. I just can't imagine caring about something like that. I don't get it. Love tits barely register for me. I have noticed that some of the people who mention it can be some of our more tender-hearted members, and I feel slightly bad and wonder if I've ever love titted something from them. Then I'm over it and don't really change my ways. Sorry, ladies. Sometimes I feel like love titting, sometimes I don't. And I can't bring myself to care. I guess that's my confession, I can't be bothered to care about love tits.

Edited to fix my tag fail. Sorry. Lack of sleep.

ChuggingWater

I ruined a pool table during sex once.

Also, a water bed.


Two different instances, fwiw.

mommygrams0730

It's been really cold here, like 0 degrees or even below. We had to go to the store on Tuesday bc we needed things like milk, bread, etc. My 5 yr old loves his batman and ninja turtle fleece footed pajamas so I didn't make him change clothes to quick go to the store. I also didn't change my 19mo old out of her fleece footed pajamas because why waste clothes for a quick trip to the store when we're coming right back home.

Yep, both kids went to the store in their pj's and pretty sure I was wearing sweats. Don't care, we were all warm and cozy as we were out! Flame away!

ChuggingWater

Andplusalso ( @bmreid ),

After a one night stand, I found a $20 bill next to the couch we were sleeping on (klassy). I'm 99% sure it wasn't mine, but I took it anyways.

moosebaby2011

1.  Last night I giggle-snorted during prenatal yoga and got the whole class going. In my defense, if the instructor didn't want people to laugh she shouldn't have said "Take a deep breath and feel your belly expand... more" to a class full of pregnant women!

2. If LO is a girl we are going to name her Eloise. This is only a confession because I'm so friggin excited that DH and I finally agreed on something.

megs12914

@jessicabcairns did you still get it on after you fell out?

ChuggingWater

jessicabcairns said:

@ChuggingWater - please explain!

Fingernails, sex juices, and pool table felt do not mix.

The side came off of the water bed, thus poking a hole in the water mattress part.

megngregk

@peanutmuse, I think you meant me instead of @bethughknee. Totally ok because I have a huge girl crush on her, so I'm flattered We had a 3D U/S, and he was cute enough but that was at 22w and I'm sure it was mommy bias. I looked like a grandma infant, had a serious case of Benjamin Button syndrom. DH strongly resembled a monkey. I will have an elderly primate look-a-like.

megngregk

My other confession is that I love when people talk about sex.

Ljessen13

There are some good ones today..... 1. Last night when I was trying so hard to sleep and my husband was seriously snoring in my Effin ear I seriously contemplated putting a pillow over his face! 2. I hate neighbors that don't acknowledge you....rude asses. 3. My 10 yr old son is a nerd.....I have just started accepting this. 4. I hate it when my mom rubs my bump.

peanutmuse

megngregk said:

@peanutmuse, I think you meant me instead of @bethughknee. Totally ok because I have a huge girl crush on her, so I'm flattered We had a 3D U/S, and he was cute enough but that was at 22w and I'm sure it was mommy bias. I looked like a grandma infant, had a serious case of Benjamin Button syndrom. DH strongly resembled a monkey. I will have an elderly primate look-a-like.

Yes, I did. I actually went back and fixed it, but probably after you read it. And then I noticed that you tagged me, haha. Oops. My brain is mush this morning. I didn't go to bed until 3:30am last night and then woke up at 7:30. I don't know how I'm going to function today.

Hkula

@jessicabcairns - I can't even sit on a hammock never the less attempt having sex on one!  ^:)^

monkeybutt61612

My husband had to dig a tampon out of me after a sloppy drunken sex attempt when we first started dating. He still brings it up when he needs to point out how much he loves me.

ChuggingWater

peanutmuse said:

I really don't understand the love tit obsession..

@Peanutmuse The only time I notice us HDBD. We all know I am not tenderhearted.

ChuggingWater

monkeybutt61612 said:

My husband had to dig a tampon out of me after a sloppy drunken sex attempt when we first started dating. He still brings it up when he needs to point out how much he loves me.

I once woke up, after a night of drinking, with two tampons in.

kschref

None of my panties fit anymore so I've just been going commando because I've been too lazy to go find giant ones.  

mommygrams0730

monkeybutt61612 said:

My husband had to dig a tampon out of me after a sloppy drunken sex attempt when we first started dating. He still brings it up when he needs to point out how much he loves me.

4 days into out honeymoon I got my period, it was anticipated so I expected it. Luckily it was pretty light, anyway we were in Jamaica and did a bus tour to negril where we stopped to watch people cliff jump. Last minute I decided I wanted to do it bc when would I ever get that opportunity again. After 2 jumps I went to the bathroom and couldn't find the tampon string. When we got back to our resort I made my husband dig it out for me bc I was paranoid about it getting stuck up there, lol.

megngregk

BMReid said:

@moosebaby2011 -- I LOVE Eloise!

When we were still just dating, H always tried to get me to do anal. I told him I was saving my ass for marriage. We still haven't done it, and I don't intend to.

 

 

I'm only going to say this once. Dooo it.

peanutmuse

@megandgregk -- FWIW, the reason why I sometimes I get the two of you (you and @bethughknee) mixed up in my head is because I think of the two of you as the two cute blondes.

bethughknee

@ChuggingWater Were we having sex with the same person? I also ruined a pool table having drunk sex on it, one time. High five.

@ANDYLEAH I am jealous that you're rocking my usual Friday uniform. My dumb office holiday lunch is today and I am in a dress for fuck's sake. A DRESS. Fuck me, I want to go home. H even said he wouldn't judge me for a glass of wine tonight. Is that my confession? I can't wait to get home and have a glass of local red.

@ccip82 you look so stinkin' cute and I hate you BECAUSE LIKE I SAID I AM WEARING A DRESS.

I don't know if I have anything else. I am drinking wine tonight. That's it.

megngregk

peanutmuse said:

@megandgregk -- FWIW, the reason why I sometimes I get the two of you (you and @bethughknee) mixed up in my head is because I think of the two of you as the two cute blondes.

That just made my day! Thank you @peanutmuse

MrsGraham06

I have never found Brad Pitt to be sexy. Ever. But especially now.

peanutmuse

ChuggingWater said:

I really don't understand the love tit obsession..

@Peanutmuse The only time I notice us HDBD. We all know I am not tenderhearted.

@ChuggingWater, yes, I should have put a caveat stating that fact. I get what you were saying yesterday, but I just don't have the energy to care.

bethughknee

Oooooh wait. Maybe I do have one. So when I got pregnant when I was 19, I was on BC but my Dr. had warned me she didn't think it was working because I was having heavier periods with more intense cramps. We were going to switch me up in a month or two if it hadn't worked itself out.

BUT I thought I couldn't get pregnant because after I did it, all the stuff would fall out. So I thought my body was rejecting what it took to get pregnant. And that's how I became a birth mother.

I swear I am marginally smarter, now.