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Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

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  • mrscrcallimrscrcalli member
    edited December 2013

    Wow the bump seriously emotionally disturbed me today. I was out and about all day shopping with my Ma and came home to check in and the first post I opened made me want to punch someone and the second one made me cry my eyes out. I am done with the interwebs for today.

    All week it's a wreck up in here.. Must be all the wine everyone is unsafely drinking.
    Seriously. I'm on my second bottle and no matter how many times I've smacked my 6 month-old's behind she just won't stop fussing. She's just SO manipulative, that's why I drink so much.
    She sounds like a jerk you should just keep her in we room while you have martini and stripper night.
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  • Wow the bump seriously emotionally disturbed me today. I was out and about all day shopping with my Ma and came home to check in and the first post I opened made me want to punch someone and the second one made me cry my eyes out. I am done with the interwebs for today.
    All week it's a wreck up in here.. Must be all the wine everyone is unsafely drinking.
    Seriously. I'm on my second bottle and no matter how many times I've smacked my 6 month-old's behind she just won't stop fussing. She's just SO manipulative, that's why I drink so much.
    I was all jacked up on too much caffeine so I had to drink a bottle of Sirah to calm myself down after my sinner toddlers wouldn't eat the liver I made for dinner! The church ladies and I discussed that the best course of action is to assert my dominance immediately and take a switch to their manipulative asses! They will never forget who is boss in my house!


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  • Congrats @celticlullaby! Your DS is so cute and also, I NEED THAT CAKE. The frosting looks awesome.

    Wegmans bakery with whipped cream frosting! They're really tasty and relatively cheap. I made some very serious threats to DH when he ordered buttercream, but I fixed the order in time, and he was spared.

    Ugh buttercream frosting.. Groos!!!
    You are such a good mom for saving that cake!
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  • Nothing screams holiday spirit like Christmas Crunch... I accidentally just ate half the box :)
  • I'm having rib pain- not sure if it's from growth, coughing, or puking.
    If it's puking then I've definitely earned a merit badge because I also have ruptured blood vessels on my face AND eyeballs too. That's right kids, my whites are bloody. I look like a scene from a horror movie.

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  • I am just so unbelievably excited about my secret Santa gift I got today! Again, thanks so much @karissamonzo!


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  • DH is sleeping on the couch tonight... He's gonna be pissed when he wakes up & is not in bed, but I don't care mr. awnry pants! [-(
  • @mrscrcalli he is such a baby! It's funny because he never even remembers what he argued about with me by the time morning rolls around (because he does it in his sleep, I swear he has epilepsy).

    Ha this is the first time I haven't dragged a pissed DH up to bed, but carrying 2 tiny humans up the stairs in my belly is enough these days for me! I hope he freezes... Is that mean? Oh shwell!
  • Ugh I'm awake for no good reason at 3 am, and my husband is still up playing video games, talking just loudly enough to be annoying. I just want to sleep! I am lamenting the fact that I may never sleep through the night again

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  • Wow the bump seriously emotionally disturbed me today. I was out and about all day shopping with my Ma and came home to check in and the first post I opened made me want to punch someone and the second one made me cry my eyes out. I am done with the interwebs for today.

    All week it's a wreck up in here.. Must be all the wine everyone is unsafely drinking.
    Seriously. I'm on my second bottle and no matter how many times I've smacked my 6 month-old's behind she just won't stop fussing. She's just SO manipulative, that's why I drink so much.
    Well that's your mistake right there. Switch to pot.
  • @sisimama10 what a great gift! Tommee tippee bottles are my fav. When I worked in a daycare those were my favorite to give the infants! I'm registering for those as well fingers crossed my little man likes them.
  • Joining in this random thread 2.whatever posts in but it's amazing how predictable men are. My SO was in an AWFUL mood the last 4 days. Had sex last night and boom he woke up early made my breakfast and coffee.. Asked if I wanted a date night tonight sent sweet texts after he went to work. Nope how about you do everything you've been avoiding the last week.
  • I keep thinking today is Friday. My days are all running together. 
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  • Snowmadegon is coming this afternoon till tomorrow. And I stupidly waited till last night to go leigit grocery shopping. Big mistake.

    It's three inches people, you won't be stuck in your house for a month!!
  • -36*F with wind chill. I'm afraid to open the door. The poor kids, they're still being sent to school.
  • -36*F with wind chill. I'm afraid to open the door. The poor kids, they're still being sent to school.

    That is just too damn cold!! Brrrrr!
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  • AprilMay9 said:

    I've always wondered. When license plates say "livery" is the liv part pronounced like give or eye?

    I thought it was liv like rhymes with give. I thought it was short for delivery bc it's always the plates of a taxi or limo. Maybe I just made that up though.
  • I think its like in give. Not 100% sure though.
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  • I am just so unbelievably excited about my secret Santa gift I got today! Again, thanks so much @karissamonzo!

    My pleasure! It was so fun to shop for a girl!

     

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  • I need to sweep and mop the floors today, but I'm doing everything but that right now. 
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  • Stopped at mcdonald's on the way home because I had to pee and decided I would treat myself to a double cheeseburger and hot mustard to dip it in. Hot mustard has been discontinued?! WTF???
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  • Today is not a good day.. Started off bead and keeps getting worse..
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  • My toilet paper smells like popcorn, every time I blow my nose I think what the popcorn, where?
  • Today is not a good day.. Started off bead and keeps getting worse..

    I feel ya sister

     

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  • poru said:
    Today is not a good day.. Started off bead and keeps getting worse..
    Maybe you should move to Australia!

    (referencing Alexander's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day  --- my DS's new fav book for some reason)
    freakin love that book! :x
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  • eireyeseireyes member
    edited December 2013
    Work sucks today for two three four reasons:

    1) I am a total idiot.  My job is heavily based on math, and for some reason I forgot how to subtract and determine how much $6.87M exceeds $6.81M...

    2) I completely overwrote last month's data in my system and couldn't figure out why November wasn't updating. Maybe because I didn't advance the month before I put in the update? Ugh.

    2) The elevator I took downstairs to get lunch smelled like cat pee. I know there are no cats in this building, so why would the elevator smell like a day old litterbox?

    3) Someone informed me that my work badge allows me to drive during a level three snow emergency.  I don't know if this is really true or not (and could always plead ignorance I suppose), but it totally destroyed my dream of a potential snow day!

    Edit: had to add another reason...
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