Ever heard of Springs1?

Liz4444 · October 2013

Springs, do you just cut and paste your rants from one place to another or do you actually retype the whole diatribe each time?

Springs1 · October 2013

Liz4444 said:

Springs, do you just cut and paste your rants from one place to another or do you actually retype the whole diatribe each time?

I cut and paste some like when someone lies says something is isn't the server's fault when it is, I cut and paste that.

Not everytime though.

michnfrankstake2 · October 2013

Jeeze, and you all think I am the crazy one..

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cuterusaurus · October 2013

Grabbing some popcorn. I know which thread I'm going to lurk today.

Springs1 · October 2013

jemasa33 said:

HOWEVER, the majority of the time it was the kitchen or the expo who I HAD to tip out that delivered or made the wrong food

Sorry, the majority of the time it *IS* your server's fault.

Any condiments can be brought out ahead of time, NO EXCUSES you can come up with, because if the food is cooked before you can pour a freakin condiment, SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG WITH THAT!

Two, side dishes and entrees *wrong or missing* if my server brings out my food, that's OBVIOUS to their eyes.

Three, any obvious error you don't have to touch the food to notice the mistakes that includes bacon not crispy if it's not covered up, bbq sauce on ribs rather than on the side if that's the way it was ordered, eggs ordered sunny side up but they are scrambled on the plate, etc.

Fourthly, a number of servers have either admitted or it was on the check that they put in our orders wrong.

So I am sorry, but you are VERY WRONG! It doesn't matter if you had to tip them out, you still are the LAST SET OF EYES to have on the food.

If it's another server, condiments are still always a server error since that can be brought out ahead of time, which that also includes extra raw onions that were ordered on the side or pickles or anything that needs no cooking.

"It's not always your server's fault."

No, but most of the time it's either your server's fault or another server/food runner's fault, because most issues you can *SEE* WITHOUT, WITHOUT, WITHOUT TOUCHING ONE PART OF THE FOOD TO NOTICE IT'S WRONG!

heatherbrownm · October 2013

I would rather have any condiments brought out with my food or AFTER, if the server forgot to bring it with. Not before. Just saying.

heatherbrownm · October 2013

Also, are you a man or a woman? And how old are you? Just curious. @springs1

heatherbrownm · October 2013

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I would rather have any condiments brought out with my food or AFTER, if the server forgot to bring it with. Not before. Just saying.

AFTER is GETTING THE ORDER WRONG! So you'd rather have your order wrong MORON, THEN WAIT TO ORDER YOUR CONDIMENTS THEN! Don't make EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER FOR YOU!

How would that be making everyone else suffer?

You needed to be hugged more as a child.

redhead610 · October 2013

Wow. It must be amazing to be so perfect at every thing you do and never make any mistakes!

For the first couple years DH and I were dating, it always seemed we ended up getting strange or terrible servers. We thought it was kind of fun and gave us something to laugh about together. We still laugh about it now after almost ten years. I guess I should have written (yelled?) blogs about it instead.

jackson290721 · October 2013

So a few weeks ago DH and I went out to red robin. Our bill came to $20 and some change. He paid with cash and sent a twenty and a ten dollar bill to cover the change. well apparently the server thought the rest of the ten dollar bill was her tip. so she got almost a 50% tip. we thought it was hilarious. we just left. Guess I should have called the cops instead. oh, and she forgot my ranch. I had to remind her, twice.
@Springs1

Springs1 · October 2013

hplusb said:

I would rather have any condiments brought out with my food or AFTER, if the server forgot to bring it with. Not before. Just saying.

Another thing, if that really bothers you, then you need to tell your server, because there was a restaurant we had NEVER been to before yesterday, the waitress brought out the tartar sauce AHEAD OF TIME WITHOUT ME REQUESTING THAT. Servers have done this before WITHOUT my request or consent. If condiments on the table bother you that much, then you need to wait until your food arrives to ask for them then.

heatherbrownm · October 2013

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I would rather have any condiments brought out with my food or AFTER, if the server forgot to bring it with. Not before. Just saying.

Another thing, if that really bothers you, then you need to tell your server, because there was a restaurant we had NEVER been to before yesterday, the waitress brought out the tartar sauce AHEAD OF TIME WITHOUT ME REQUESTING THAT. Servers have done this before WITHOUT my request or consent. If condiments on the table bother you that much, then you need to wait until your food arrives to ask for them then.

I never said it bothers me either way. I just said I prefer it with or after. Duh.

jackson290721 · October 2013

Citrusfamily said:
@jackson290721 I don't know how you are still able to exist after what was clearly a diabolical plot by your server to ruin your life.

I hid in the closet and cried for a week....dark dark times.
Oh and my enraged novel about the expierence comes out next month. Full of !!!!!!!!!! and **********

heatherbrownm · October 2013

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Springs1 · October 2013

hplusb said:

I never said it bothers me either way. I just said I prefer it with or after. Duh.

If you rather it after, you'd rather have your order wrong, sitting waiting to eat let's say your sandwich or burger for several MINUTES, WHY? I am not understanding that one?

You'd rather sit there while EVERYONE ELSE is eating to WAIT to eat because you don't have your condiments, WHY?

coco2787 · October 2013

Seriously lmfao that every example involves ranch dressing at some point

heatherbrownm · October 2013

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I never said it bothers me either way. I just said I prefer it with or after. Duh.

If you rather it after, you'd rather have your order wrong, sitting waiting to eat let's say your sandwich or burger for several MINUTES, WHY? I am not understanding that one?

You'd rather sit there while EVERYONE ELSE is eating to WAIT to eat because you don't have your condiments, WHY?

I guess it wouldn't stop me from eating? I guess I must not be as passionate about condiments as you are.

heatherbrownm · October 2013

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jackson290721 · October 2013

LivvyKH said:

hplusb said:

Also, are you a man or a woman? And how old are you? Just curious. @springs1

She was born in 1977 according to herself elsewhere on the interwebz.

maryannespier said:
@springs1 eats only 500 calories on Fridays so she can gear up for her weekend of eating out. So she wants her condiments immediately because she is starving and wants to eat NOW.

I learned this with Google.

amazing what you can find on the interwebz.

jackson290721 · October 2013

LivvyKH said:
So ravenous that she has no time for pickles or tomatoes:

When taking the order, DON'T ask, for example: If a customer states ONLY lettuce, onions, and cheese, DON'T ASK "Do you not want the pickles or tomatoes?" If they state ONLY, that is what they mean. DON'T WASTE TIME asking something that is being told already.

Damn it. I forgot to get pickles at the store today. ugh.
haha sorry, unrelated. BACK TO RAGE AND ***RANCH*****

Lelo2006 · October 2013

This is hilarious! Is this woman having a baby? Is she going to try to reason with the baby in this manner?

If the *BABY* is screaming for a bottle but then you give them the bottle and they go to sleep instead, the baby just WASTED MY MILK. Baby gets 20% less milk next time. And rice cereal.

heatherbrownm · October 2013

I google image searched @springs1 and this is what came up..

heatherbrownm · October 2013

maryannespier said:
I wish Springs were here now because I am cooking this bacon and need to know when to take it out of the pan.

Once the bottom of the pan turns black and smoke is billowing from you kitchen. Only then is your bacon cooked properly.

Carrie3102 · October 2013

Good lord. Get a freaking grip. If you get this pissed off about when your fucking ranch shows up maybe just maybe you should stay home and prepare your own food. Just a thought because you're definitely way over reacting. WAY ***WAY*** OVERREACTING !!!!!!!

You may end up giving yourself a heart attack.

I mean sure there are instances where a lower tip may be acceptable... having to ask for your ranch twice isn't one of them. @Springs1

heatherbrownm · October 2013

I wonder if she uses ranch dressing to rehydrate her over-cooked bacon?

jackson290721 · October 2013

I am curious. Because I do have a ridiculous love of ranch.( pretty sure I'm having dh make fried chicken and french fries tonight for my ranch dipping pleasure after this thread.)
Anyway, @Springs1 where has the best ranch? what is your favorite brand? I personally love litehouse.

Springs1 · October 2013

hplusb said:

I guess it wouldn't stop me from eating? I guess I must not be as passionate about condiments as you are.

Then WHY the HELL DID YOU ORDER IT DUMMY?

michnfrankstake2 · October 2013

@springs1 Didn't you start this whole thing years ago? Why are u bringing it up again to get the same reaction that you got on your blog??

jackson290721 · October 2013

michandfranks said:
@springs1 Didn't you start this whole thing years ago? Why are u bringing it up again to get the same reaction that you got on your blog??

Are you apart of this BMB? not even snarky, just curious. I mobile bump so I can't see siggys.

michnfrankstake2 · October 2013

Sorta

PrimRoseMama · October 2013

KittenD said:
Ok who invited that lunatic to our board?

Guilty as charged

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jackson290721 · October 2013

michandfranks said:
Sorta

sorta? Did or did not a baby born in or around July become yours? The sorta really has me confused..

heatherbrownm · October 2013

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I guess it wouldn't stop me from eating? I guess I must not be as passionate about condiments as you are.

Then WHY the HELL DID YOU ORDER IT DUMMY?

******OMG******* WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!!

also, according to google, she is an out of work food critic from *bitchville* by the name of *biotch*

jackson290721 · October 2013

hplusb said:

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I guess it wouldn't stop me from eating? I guess I must not be as passionate about condiments as you are.

Then WHY the HELL DID YOU ORDER IT DUMMY?

******OMG******* WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!!

also, according to google, she (also took this out

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I thought the driving blog she said she lived somewhere else.
edited to be less specific. although can't change its children. sorry. brownie points for trying? ranch points?

heatherbrownm · October 2013

jackson290721 said:

hplusb said:

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I guess it wouldn't stop me from eating? I guess I must not be as passionate about condiments as you are.

Then WHY the HELL DID YOU ORDER IT DUMMY?

******OMG******* WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!!

also, according to google, she is an out of work food critic from *bitchville* by the name of *biotch*

I thought the driving blog she said she lived in Louisiana

From what I found, she used to work for the *bitch* She got canned last summer.

coco2787 · October 2013

OMG this is all way too hilarious. GIF people, please add more to this thread, there has to be some good ones!

jemasa33 · October 2013

@springs1. I would hate to go around life with the negative attitude that you have. Please leave our board.

Did daddy leave mommy for a waitress?

PrimRoseMama · October 2013

Can you imagine this person @springs1 behind the wheel in traffic? I would pay money to see her losing her shit.

Also, I love ranch, but not on every bite of food. I predict this poor woman/man dies of a heart attack or heart failure before the age of 45.

I also wonder how many gallons of ranch she consumes daily? I know she is married. Her husband must be an extraordinarily patient (or deaf) man. I would be mortified to dine with someone like this.

coco2787 · October 2013

Maybe one of these people?

heatherbrownm · October 2013

KittenD said:

jackson290721 said:

hplusb said:

Springs1 said:

hplusb said:

I guess it wouldn't stop me from eating? I guess I must not be as passionate about condiments as you are.

Then WHY the HELL DID YOU ORDER IT DUMMY?

******OMG******* WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!!

also, according to google, she is an out of work food critic from *bitchville* by the name of *bitch*.

I thought the driving blog she said she lived in Louisiana

Whoa, I thought we didn't do this here. Even if they're crazy hoars, we don't post identifying info about people.

I figured since it was easily found on google by typing in her screen name, it was fair game. My bad.

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