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"What's your Excuse" Poster- Discuss.

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Re: "What's your Excuse" Poster- Discuss.

  • @HilarityEnsued, my niece once dipped an M&M in hummus, and I died at her reaction. She totally thought it was nasty, but didn't want to show it because we all told her it would be gross.



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  • edited October 2013
    White "chocolate" = vom.

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  • PEOPLE DONT LIKE CREAM CHEESE?!?!?
    Cream Cheese is gross.  Always.  

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  • I love cream cheese but I HATE CHEESECAKE. It's awful.

    This is my only contribution in this whole 10 page thread.
    Opposite, except only banana cream pie cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory.  

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  • I'll eat all of of the goddamn cheesecake.  ALL OF IT!! Except when I eat  too much prior to shopping with @Loislayn23 and @sookiefrackhouse68.


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  • edited October 2013
    I like turkey bacon....... *hangs head in shame*

    ETA: AND regular bacon too! Dont worry.

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  • I am clutching my pearls so hard at someone disliking the taste of bacon.
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  • I like floppy bacon only. If the bacon can hold its flat shape on its own... overcooked.
    NO.
    Sorry you're wrong.  I seriously like bacon barely cooked. 

    Barfaroni!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The bacon has to be fully cooked and all the fat pieces have to be picked off and fed to the dog.

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  • I like floppy bacon only. If the bacon can hold its flat shape on its own... overcooked.
    NO.
    Sorry you're wrong.  I seriously like bacon barely cooked. 
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  • Mom2Oli said:
    Floppy meat is never any good
    TWSS


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  • What the... Who feeds the fatty bits to the dog? You know that's where all the delicious flavor comes from, right?
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  • I gag at any fatty part on beef/pork/chicken.  I immediately spit it out if I chew on gristle or fat. 

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  • @lexilupin broke my heart today. 

    ::tear::

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  • bullybutt said:
    I gag at any fatty part on beef/pork/chicken.  I immediately spit it out if I chew on gristle or fat. 
    Bacon fat basically melts in the mouth. It should be exempt.
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  • bullybutt said:
    I gag at any fatty part on beef/pork/chicken.  I immediately spit it out if I chew on gristle or fat. 
    I do the same. 

    But if the bacon is cooked properly, there will be no gristle or fat.  Just delicious bacon crispiness.  

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  • I love oatmeal raisin cookies. They're my favorite. I also love raisin bran and I put raisins in my oatmeal.

    And I used to eat cream cheese plain off the block.

    I'm prepared to be shunned.

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  • @hilarityensued I've eaten all types of cheesecake and I've loathed every.single.one. There is no good cheese cake. Sorry.

    My mom makes cheesecake with cream cheese and cool whip. It's delicious. Very light and airy. So you can eat a lot.

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    Jacob, 1/14/13
  • I could go for a med-rare steak right now. I rarely eat red meat, but it's so, so tasty.
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  • I will eat the shit out of cheesecake.  I also love Grape Nuts and any other old people cereal.  I will trim off every ounce of fat or non-beefy part of a steak (like a surgeon) until its to my liking.  The rest goes in the dog food bowl. 

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  • Well-done steak is the best ever.  

    Drench that shit in A1 or bearnaise sauce or grilled onions and I will be all over it. 

    You guys and your blood-flooding-the-plate-like-the-steak-just-got-it's-first-period people can go sat down.   

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  • One of the maybe 5 foods I don't really like (but will eat sometimes) is steak.


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  • Mom2Oli said:
    should we start the steak debate? and how I like mine brown all the way?
    We are having all the food debates in here...

    Steak debate.

    We can also talk about how those folks from Iowa eat freaking cinnamon buns and chili TOGETHER.

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    What the fuck is that shit?
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  • speer06 said:
    Well-done steak is the best ever.  

    Drench that shit in A1 or bearnaise sauce or grilled onions and I will be all over it. 

    You guys and your blood-flooding-the-plate-like-the-steak-just-got-it's-first-period people can go sat down.   
    Good steak doesn't need A1.
    Truth.
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  • I hate BBQ sauce. 
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  • I do eat some steak, but it isn't served on a plate.  HEYO!


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  • ew.
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  • I have lived in this state all of my life and had never heard of cinnamon buns con chili until TB. 


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  • A1 is delicious by itself.  

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  • I'm really sad you guys aren't letting your tastebuds enjoy the delight of A1 covered steak.  

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  • I'm really sad you guys aren't letting your tastebuds enjoy the delight of A1 covered steak.  
    I'm really sad you aren't letting your tastebuds enjoy the delight of properly cooked, flavorful cow meat.
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  • I'm really sad you guys aren't letting your tastebuds enjoy the delight of A1 covered steak.  
    I'm really sad you aren't letting your tastebuds enjoy the delight of properly cooked, flavorful cow meat.
    I did for years.  Then I discovered well done covered in A1 and my tastebuds rejoiced.  

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  • When I waited tables at Red Lobster, I got addicted to eating baked potatoes with cocktail sauce.  It was delishushhhh.

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  • You guys are so wrong. 

    So very very wrong.  

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  • LaCally4 said:
    What I don't understand is those of you saying you don't have time to workout because you only have an hour or so after work with your kid until they go to bed.  Well if your kid goes to bed at 7/7:30, that's like 3 hours that you have to exercise before you have to go to bed.  I would kill to have my kids go to bed that early.  They usually aren't asleep until 9pm and then I put in my workout DVD.  Sometimes I don't finish working out until 10:30pm, which sucks, but I do it because I'm not going to make excuses.  If you really want to be healthy and exercise, you'll make it happen,  While, I don't really agree with the line in her photo, because I think it comes off as bitchy, I do think she is right.
    But you don't workout every night, do you? I could probably find it in me to do it 2-3x a week after my kids go to bed at 8:30 but that leaves about 0 time for my husband and I to spend time alone. As much as I'm sure my husband appreciates me looking good, it will mean nothing if I sacrificed all that time we spend just talking and enjoying each others' company to do so.

    5 days a week.  And I don't do it so that my husband can appreciate me looking good.  I do it to be healthy.
    Yes, of course. :)  I couldn't devote myself to 5x a week because pretty much the only time we get to have sex is around 9 p.m. LOL
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  • LaCally4 said:
    LaCally4 said:
    What I don't understand is those of you saying you don't have time to workout because you only have an hour or so after work with your kid until they go to bed.  Well if your kid goes to bed at 7/7:30, that's like 3 hours that you have to exercise before you have to go to bed.  I would kill to have my kids go to bed that early.  They usually aren't asleep until 9pm and then I put in my workout DVD.  Sometimes I don't finish working out until 10:30pm, which sucks, but I do it because I'm not going to make excuses.  If you really want to be healthy and exercise, you'll make it happen,  While, I don't really agree with the line in her photo, because I think it comes off as bitchy, I do think she is right.
    But you don't workout every night, do you? I could probably find it in me to do it 2-3x a week after my kids go to bed at 8:30 but that leaves about 0 time for my husband and I to spend time alone. As much as I'm sure my husband appreciates me looking good, it will mean nothing if I sacrificed all that time we spend just talking and enjoying each others' company to do so.

    5 days a week.  And I don't do it so that my husband can appreciate me looking good.  I do it to be healthy.
    Yes, of course. :)  I couldn't devote myself to 5x a week because pretty much the only time we get to have sex is around 9 p.m. LOL

    Sex burns calories.
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  • MH was dared to and completed a challenge to chug an entire bottle of A1 once.


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  • Sex burns calories.
    I don't think our sessions during the week last long enough for any substantial calorie burning. I think a blowjob will burn 100 calories in 30 minutes but my jaw can't handle that long.
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