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  • FFFC:  I find this all rather amusing. 

    Also, I didn't think gamergirl's name change was a secret.
    I don't think I paid attention. 
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  • My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it. 
  • BPaws said:
    I'm really a 50 year old man with a big, white, wrinkly body and old balls. (I'm JK- I've met women from my BMB who can vouche for the fact that my body isn't wrinkly and my balls are perky as hell).
    No cartman, don't say that!! :(
  • FFFC:  I find this all rather amusing. 

    Also, I didn't think gamergirl's name change was a secret.
    you're welcome slappy.
  •  @Spookster - that would be awesome!  I'm on it!  ::runs off to prepare spare room:: 
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  • lovelym13 said:
    BPaws said:
    I'm really a 50 year old man with a big, white, wrinkly body and old balls. (I'm JK- I've met women from my BMB who can vouche for the fact that my body isn't wrinkly and my balls are perky as hell).
    No cartman, don't say that!! :(
    I doth know who submitted the man-fession.  It was not this BPaws.
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  • Also, @lovelym13 I don't know your real name because I'm not cool enough to hear the TB gossip dramas but I know that you know mine so we should be FB BFFFS for life. We can secretly wish that people get hit by a bus. BECAUSE NO ONE EVER EXAGERRATES COMMENTS, EVER.
    Okay we can be frans on the book keeks. I added you and sent you a message but it told me it went to your "other folder", whatever the hell that means.
  • Spookster said:
    tealowl said:

    I've actually met @lovelym13 in person, and she is quite nice. I should have chatted longer with her!

    She WAS eyeing a bus behind me though...hmm....

    I wish I lived somewhere close to another bumpie, I would totally have a G2G, I think I am closest to the Canadian bumpies....in that case, @Jaytee16, set up your spare room I am coming over!
    One of these days I'll visit Alaska again. I went when I was 14 to visit my aunts, and I have two adopted cousins from Barrow that I know want to go back and see their family. I need to win the lottery.

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  • I'll use you for your dogs.

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  • Can we get back to the five orgasms thing? Cuz that shit is amazing. I can't even imagine.

    I don't want to imagine it, I want it to happen to me.
    ------------------------- Is it not normal? You just keep going after the first...
    It's hard for me to O as it is. When I was a teen I was afraid I would never experience one at all. So when I first got to O with my husband I was thrilled. Apparently I've settled!
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  • IronEgg said:
    FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
    I am obsessed with your ig.

    Ha, thanks!

    It's hard to put IG followers w/different Bumpie names, I need to make a list of whose who.

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  • EmeJay said:
    FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
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    I am en route to Canada as we speak.

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  • tealowl said:
    FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
    I want to know if mine's cute or not now. ;)


    PSA: You don't have to answer that. ;) Dobes are usually only cute to Dobe people, they're a different kind of cute. ;):)

    I think your Dobe is cute. :)
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    tealowl said:
    FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
    Damn. I don't have any dogs. I have some pretty awesome cats though. ;)

    I feel left out because I only have cats too. :(
  • tealowl said:
    FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
    I want to know if mine's cute or not now. ;)


    PSA: You don't have to answer that. ;) Dobes are usually only cute to Dobe people, they're a different kind of cute. ;):)

    No, I love dobies! Especially when they get to keep natural ears!

    My friend had a red one growing up that would get out and come to my house a few blocks away. He was so smart, I'd just walk outside and go, "JACK GO HOME NOW!" and he would go straight back home.

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  • cramcakes said:
    This morning I took J into McDonald's with me to get my iced coffee and there was an elderly woman with schizophrenia screaming about "bad guys" that rob people in the area. I ordered my coffee and waited for the nice McDonald's employee to make it. The elderly woman sees me and J and starts screaming that the "bad guys" are coming to kill him and rape him tonight.  I grabbed my coffee and got the F out of there.

    My confession? Even though I know she's old and has mental issues, I still cried the whole way to work.

    (((big hugs)))  She probably watched too many Antoine Dodson YouTube video mixes.  I hope McD's called someone for her.

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  • Give me all the cats!!!  I LOVE cats!!!

    Also, @spookster--5 is my limit too ;-)  6 is just too many; it actually starts to hurt!


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  • Maybe this is more of a UO: 
    I frankly don't care what happened in a gif fail thread almost a year ago. I have my orgasms to worry about bishes!

    bah
    The End
    I freaking puffy heart you so much. <3 
  • My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it. 
    What?! Gurl you are missing out!

    I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.

    I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.

    I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!

    "Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."

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  • My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it. 
    What?! Gurl you are missing out!

    I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.

    I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.

    I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!

    ------------------ Have you looked online?

    I have, and actually this podcast I listen to sometimes shouts out a promo code for AdamandEve.com for 50% off, so I'm waiting to use that!


     

    "Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."

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  • jefa621 said:
    tealowl said:
    My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it. 
    What?! Gurl you are missing out!

    I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.

    I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.

    I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!

    ------------------ Have you looked online?

    I have, and actually this podcast I listen to sometimes shouts out a promo code for AdamandEve.com for 50% off, so I'm waiting to use that!


     

    PLEASE SHARE THIS CODE!!!

    It's SEXNERD

     

    =] - Props to Sex Nerd Sanda podcast! I think you get 50% most stuff, free DVD's, and a secret prize.

    "Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."

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