I think there may be more going on under the surface of this "outing" stuff than most of us are aware of.
It has now been blown out to astronomical dimensions and should really just be fucking dropped. Not everyone likes everyone but we have all played nice with those that get on our last nerve for the most part.
**~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~** EDD- 06/13/2017 **Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
I've actually met @lovelym13 in person, and she is quite nice. I should have chatted longer with her!
She WAS eyeing a bus behind me though...hmm....
I wish I lived somewhere close to another bumpie, I would totally have a G2G, I think I am closest to the Canadian bumpies....in that case, @Jaytee16, set up your spare room I am coming over!
**~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~** EDD- 06/13/2017 **Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
I'm really a 50 year old man with a big, white, wrinkly body and old balls.
(I'm JK- I've met women from my BMB who can vouche for the fact that my body isn't wrinkly and my balls are perky as hell).
I'm really a 50 year old man with a big, white, wrinkly body and old balls.
(I'm JK- I've met women from my BMB who can vouche for the fact that my body isn't wrinkly and my balls are perky as hell).
No cartman, don't say that!!
I doth know who submitted the man-fession. It was not this BPaws.
Also, @lovelym13 I don't know your real name because I'm not cool enough to hear the TB gossip dramas but I know that you know mine so we should be FB BFFFS for life. We can secretly wish that people get hit by a bus. BECAUSE NO ONE EVER EXAGERRATES COMMENTS, EVER.
Okay we can be frans on the book keeks. I added you and sent you a message but it told me it went to your "other folder", whatever the hell that means.
I've actually met @lovelym13 in person, and she is quite nice. I should have chatted longer with her!
She WAS eyeing a bus behind me though...hmm....
I wish I lived somewhere close to another bumpie, I would totally have a G2G, I think I am closest to the Canadian bumpies....in that case, @Jaytee16, set up your spare room I am coming over!
One of these days I'll visit Alaska again. I went when I was 14 to visit my aunts, and I have two adopted cousins from Barrow that I know want to go back and see their family. I need to win the lottery.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
I have no freaking clue how any of you keep up with who used to be who and who is who now. I don't know Who's Who on TB, but I was in Who's Who in HS.
I can online stalk the hell out of every guy my sister dates from match.com, using just a screen name to find their criminal records (dude, how many DUIs can one guy get and still have a license?) but when it comes to figuring out who you bump ladies are, I don't have a freakin' clue. And I've seen your wedding pics and know when you're expecting your period!
FTR - I'm off to stalk @lovelym13 and see if she'll be my FBBFF.
So it happens like this...I O and he just keeps going, he doesn't give me on opportunity to resist the mouth magic, after the first O they come pretty quickly back to back after 5 I can't take no more :-p
**~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~** EDD- 06/13/2017 **Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Can we get back to the five orgasms thing? Cuz that shit is amazing. I can't even imagine.
I don't want to imagine it, I want it to happen to me.
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Is it not normal? You just keep going after the first...
It's hard for me to O as it is. When I was a teen I was afraid I would never experience one at all. So when I first got to O with my husband I was thrilled. Apparently I've settled!
FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
I want to know if mine's cute or not now.
PSA: You don't have to answer that. Dobes are usually only cute to Dobe people, they're a different kind of cute.
No, I love dobies! Especially when they get to keep natural ears!
My friend had a red one growing up that would get out and come to my house a few blocks away. He was so smart, I'd just walk outside and go, "JACK GO HOME NOW!" and he would go straight back home.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
This morning I took J into McDonald's with me to get my iced coffee and there was an elderly woman with schizophrenia screaming about "bad guys" that rob people in the area. I ordered my coffee and waited for the nice McDonald's employee to make it. The elderly woman sees me and J and starts screaming that the "bad guys" are coming to kill him and rape him tonight. I grabbed my coffee and got the F out of there.
My confession? Even though I know she's old and has mental issues, I still cried the whole way to work.
(((big hugs))) She probably watched too many Antoine Dodson YouTube video mixes. I hope McD's called someone for her.
"A man walking backwards does not see what lies ahead, only what he is leaving behind."
BFP #1-7/22/12 EDD: 4/8/13 It's a Boy!! Born 3/30/13
BFP #2 2/3/14 EDD: 10/15/14 - My Chart
Also, @spookster--5 is my limit too ;-) 6 is just too many; it actually starts to hurt!
*Your friendly resident herbalist. Ask me for facts about herbs--maybe I can help!*
TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
Re: FFFC
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
I've actually met @lovelym13 in person, and she is quite nice. I should have chatted longer with her!
She WAS eyeing a bus behind me though...hmm....
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Team Purple!!!!
I doth know who submitted the man-fession. It was not this BPaws.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I don't want to imagine it, I want it to happen to me.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I can online stalk the hell out of every guy my sister dates from match.com, using just a screen name to find their criminal records (dude, how many DUIs can one guy get and still have a license?) but when it comes to figuring out who you bump ladies are, I don't have a freakin' clue. And I've seen your wedding pics and know when you're expecting your period!
FTR - I'm off to stalk @lovelym13 and see if she'll be my FBBFF.
April 2013: Femara + Trigger + IUI = ???
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Ha, thanks!
It's hard to put IG followers w/different Bumpie names, I need to make a list of whose who.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I am en route to Canada as we speak.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I think your Dobe is cute.
I feel left out because I only have cats too.
No, I love dobies! Especially when they get to keep natural ears!
My friend had a red one growing up that would get out and come to my house a few blocks away. He was so smart, I'd just walk outside and go, "JACK GO HOME NOW!" and he would go straight back home.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
Sorry if the pics post sideways - I am on mobile and don't know how to correct it.
(((big hugs))) She probably watched too many Antoine Dodson YouTube video mixes. I hope McD's called someone for her.
"A man walking backwards does not see what lies ahead, only what he is leaving behind."
BFP #1-7/22/12 EDD: 4/8/13 It's a Boy!! Born 3/30/13
BFP #2 2/3/14 EDD: 10/15/14 - My Chart
TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.
I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.
I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I have, and actually this podcast I listen to sometimes shouts out a promo code for AdamandEve.com for 50% off, so I'm waiting to use that!
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
It's SEXNERD
=] - Props to Sex Nerd Sanda podcast! I think you get 50% most stuff, free DVD's, and a secret prize.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!