That's Awkward!

RosyGlow · July 2013

Awkward moment #547682, courtesy of being a frequent flyer at the RE's office:

Was at the RE's office over 5 hours ago, and JUST NOW realized that my leggings and panties have been on backwards for that entire time! I've been to the grocery store, out to walk the dog, to the pharmacy, and home again. ETA: I was in a rush to get dressed after my time with the magic wand and I must've just pulled them on blindly! Remember when it was your first few visits to the RE and you even planned your outfit carefully? ha! Now I can't even get dressed properly following an appointment and I clearly don't care at all!

Who else wants to share?

Happy Friday, friends...!

sorrellam30 · July 2013

Ha! I used to try to look nice, which meant on wknds and holidays when we had to leave at 5am for appointments two hours away I would get up at like 4. Now I'm out of bed at like 4:50. I feel like ivf 2 is a completely different experience that way lol

vegasbound0606 · July 2013

Ha! At my ET Wednesday my RE had a bottle in his hand and for some reason I thought it was a bottle of water and he wanted me to drink more. (I had to relieve myself a tad when I got there because I was dying.) so I said, "Is that water? Because if so, I'm good." He opened his hand and I saw "cervix wash" written on it. He said it was really his flask that he carries around all day to keep people from getting suspicious. It took awhile for him for him to get my personality, but I think he finally "gets me" now. I'm the queen of speaking now, thinking later.

RosyGlow · July 2013

vegasbound0606:
Ha! At my ET Wednesday my RE had a bottle in his hand and for some reason I thought it was a bottle of water and he wanted me to drink more. (I had to relieve myself a tad when I got there because I was dying.) so I said, "Is that water? Because if so, I'm good." He opened his hand and I saw "cervix wash" written on it. He said it was really his flask that he carries around all day to keep people from getting suspicious. It took awhile for him for him to get my personality, but I think he finally "gets me" now. I'm the queen of speaking now, thinking later.

HAHA awesome! Please pass the cervix wash. Cheers!

whoberry · July 2013

I can't tell you how many times I've put my underwear on inside out when I left the RE's office! The most embarrassing thing I did was about a week ago. I put my skirt back on after the appointment and went to the grocery store, then home. DH looked at me and asked if I'd been "walking around like that the whole time." I looked down to discover I'd hooked the top of my skirt together but never zipped the zipper! I was showing a big chunk of hip skin and underwear to the whole world! Fortunately it was a side zipper, if I'd been showing my butt crack it would have been awful! I almost died of laughter and embarrassment.

megs3084 · July 2013

When they took dh back to give his contribution, I told him "have fun.". Loudly. In front of the whole waiting room. And then I realized what I did and got the giggles so bad!

RosyGlow · July 2013

whoberry:
I can't tell you how many times I've put my underwear on inside out when I left the RE's office! The most embarrassing thing I did was about a week ago. I put my skirt back on after the appointment and went to the grocery store, then home. DH looked at me and asked if I'd been "walking around like that the whole time." I looked down to discover I'd hooked the top of my skirt together but never zipped the zipper! I was showing a big chunk of hip skin and underwear to the whole world! Fortunately it was a side zipper, if I'd been showing my butt crack it would have been awful! I almost died of laughter and embarrassment.

I'm seriously laughing out loud at this and Megs' story above - too funny. I'm rolling!

whoberry · July 2013

RosyGlow:
whoberry:
I can't tell you how many times I've put my underwear on inside out when I left the RE's office! The most embarrassing thing I did was about a week ago. I put my skirt back on after the appointment and went to the grocery store, then home. DH looked at me and asked if I'd been "walking around like that the whole time." I looked down to discover I'd hooked the top of my skirt together but never zipped the zipper! I was showing a big chunk of hip skin and underwear to the whole world! Fortunately it was a side zipper, if I'd been showing my butt crack it would have been awful! I almost died of laughter and embarrassment.
I'm seriously laughing out loud at this and Megs' story above - too funny. I'm rolling!

Thank goodness I didn't see anyone I knew at the grocery store! Megs' story is hilarious!

kc1218 · July 2013

Ha. These stories made me laugh out loud. They remind me that we are all human and that we need to lighten up and laugh at ourselves. I am known for awkward situations. I needed the laugh. Thanks for sharing.

BeeBee08 · July 2013

kc1218:
Ha. These stories made me laugh out loud. They remind me that we are all human and that we need to lighten up and laugh at ourselves. I am known for awkward situations. I needed the laugh. Thanks for sharing.

me too. So funny.!!

Toriables · July 2013

megs3084:
When they took dh back to give his contribution, I told him "have fun.". Loudly. In front of the whole waiting room. And then I realized what I did and got the giggles so bad!

When DH had his first SA, they sent him into this horrible, 3 stall, public bathroom to "beat it like it owed him money" (his expression- not mine)!

Well. Fast forward a year to Shady Grove. DH gets escorted into a collection room. Apparently, the nurse showed him around, pointed out the TV, the tissues, and the magazines. When he emerged 2 minutes later, he said to me, and to everyone else within ear shot "They had magazines....but none with midgets or grannies". Then he burst out laughing. And I spent the entire drive home thinking that they are never going to let us 2 twisted individuals reproduce.

vegasbound0606 · July 2013

Toriables:
megs3084:
When they took dh back to give his contribution, I told him "have fun.". Loudly. In front of the whole waiting room. And then I realized what I did and got the giggles so bad!
When DH had his first SA, they sent him into this horrible, 3 stall, public bathroom to "beat it like it owed him money" (his expression- not mine)!
Well. Fast forward a year to Shady Grove. DH gets escorted into a collection room. Apparently, the nurse showed him around, pointed out the TV, the tissues, and the magazines. When he emerged 2 minutes later, he said to me, and to everyone else within ear shot "They had magazines....but none with midgets or grannies". Then he burst out laughing. And I spent the entire drive home thinking that they are never going to let us 2 twisted individuals reproduce.

I like his attitude! This stuff makes you lose all modesty!

RosyGlow · July 2013

Toriables:
megs3084:
When they took dh back to give his contribution, I told him "have fun.". Loudly. In front of the whole waiting room. And then I realized what I did and got the giggles so bad!
When DH had his first SA, they sent him into this horrible, 3 stall, public bathroom to "beat it like it owed him money" (his expression- not mine)!
Well. Fast forward a year to Shady Grove. DH gets escorted into a collection room. Apparently, the nurse showed him around, pointed out the TV, the tissues, and the magazines. When he emerged 2 minutes later, he said to me, and to everyone else within ear shot "They had magazines....but none with midgets or grannies". Then he burst out laughing. And I spent the entire drive home thinking that they are never going to let us 2 twisted individuals reproduce.

LOL! It's so awesomely awkward. I just love it!

Viasatalyte · July 2013

On my second day of menopour, DH tried to be helpful with the mixing. He accidentally quirted some in his eye! He has horrible vision so we joked that his vision would be 20/20! We also joked that's how you get a third eye. The nurses died laughing when I told the story, we lost a lot of the med and were really scared!

LeggyJeggy · July 2013

Ha! These are too funny! Thanks for the laughs

sorrellam30 · July 2013

I thought my vagina flashing at my RE was enough embarrassment for appointments, well this morning I was chugging water..someone told me it helps veins w blood draws..and I realized instead of drinking my new bottle of water I was drinking one that DH had in his car for two weeks, eww. THEN I dumped it ALL over myself. Now I'm sitting in the waiting room completely soaked and looking like an idiot.

RosyGlow · July 2013

sorrellam30:
I thought my vagina flashing at my RE was enough embarrassment for appointments, well this morning I was chugging water..someone told me it helps veins w blood draws..and I realized instead of drinking my new bottle of water I was drinking one that DH had in his car for two weeks, eww. THEN I dumped it ALL over myself. Now I'm sitting in the waiting room completely soaked and looking like an idiot.

Hahaha this is good. Thanks for the laughs, ladies!

RosyGlow · July 2013

Viasatalyte:
On my second day of menopour, DH tried to be helpful with the mixing. He accidentally quirted some in his eye! He has horrible vision so we joked that his vision would be 20/20! We also joked that's how you get a third eye. The nurses died laughing when I told the story, we lost a lot of the med and were really scared!

This is hilarious and stressful at the same time! I'm sure you can look back and laugh now, but yikes! I can't believe it went in his eye!

LittleLady77 · July 2013

Best.post.ever

Viasatalyte · July 2013

I have one more that's worse than Menopour in DH's eye! After waking from my egg retrieval, I told the nurse assisting me that she looked like King Kong! She didn't thank goodness. Five minutes later I apologized. She said she thought I said I liked King Kong. Not! Boy was I high!

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