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MrsT1108 · July 2012

BrittanyDoesDerby:
JenniatONU:

Unless we want to see how much it takes to make a newborn glow.....

My question is: Who wouldn't want to see that?

OMG yes! Our own glow worms!

JenniatONU · July 2012

In a completely unrelated note, I just got this Im from a friend:

Jenni, you're a married lady. My roommate and i have a question

Can you think of any songs good for strip teases? lol

And I have no idea. Any recommendations to give her? lmao!

blowfish11 · July 2012

BrittanyDoesDerby:
JenniatONU:

Unless we want to see how much it takes to make a newborn glow.....

My question is: Who wouldn't want to see that?

This is a legit inquiry.

blowfish11 · July 2012

JenniatONU:
In a completely unrelated note, I just got this Im from a friend:
Jenni, you're a married lady. My roommate and i have a question
Can you think of any songs good for strip teases? lol

And I have no idea. Any recommendations to give her? lmao!

Sweet Cherry Pie?

Is it sad that I don't know who sings this? I don't want to ask my H. He'll look at me like I'm from another planet.

ndolehan · July 2012

JenniatONU:

If only my husband stayed in retail pharmacy. I could add some oxycontin to the mix too.

Apparently there is a new oxycontin "drink" the kids are doing these days (H is in the know how about these things for work.

It's grape juice, sprite, and oxy. I know what I'm giving my kid! Screw alcohol in the bottle!

JenniatONU · July 2012

ndolehan:
JenniatONU:

If only my husband stayed in retail pharmacy. I could add some oxycontin to the mix too.

Apparently there is a new oxycontin "drink" the kids are doing these days (H is in the know how about these things for work.
It's grape juice, sprite, and oxy. I know what I'm giving my kid! Screw alcohol in the bottle!

Dudes, kids are freaking sneaky.

High school kids were soaking the strings from their hoodies in stuff, and inserting soaked tampons, so they could get buzzed at school.

I've actually learned more alcoholic 'recopies' while subbing at high schools then I did in college.

kerribear1717 · July 2012

I can NOT believe no one else has suggested this ... instead of giving the whiskey in formula what you do is breastfeed so you yourself drink the whiskey and in turn it gives a good dose to your kiddo then you both pass out. Amateurs. You could just smother your child too. Then I guess your problem is solved.

You're Welcome.

BrittanyDoesDerby · July 2012

JenniatONU:
ndolehan:
JenniatONU:

If only my husband stayed in retail pharmacy. I could add some oxycontin to the mix too.

Apparently there is a new oxycontin "drink" the kids are doing these days (H is in the know how about these things for work.
It's grape juice, sprite, and oxy. I know what I'm giving my kid! Screw alcohol in the bottle!
Dudes, kids are freaking sneaky.
High school kids were soaking the strings from their hoodies in stuff, and inserting soaked tampons, so they could get buzzed at school.
I've actually learned more alcoholic 'recopies' while subbing at high schools then I did in college.

What did I just read... Surprise

fckyouall · July 2012

Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

ndolehan · July 2012

kerribear1717:
I can NOT believe no one else has suggested this ... instead of giving the whiskey in formula what you do is breastfeed so you yourself drink the whiskey and in turn it gives a good dose to your kiddo then you both pass out. Amateurs. You could just smother your child too. Then I guess your problem is solved.
You're Welcome.

You are a genius.

BrittanyDoesDerby · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

oh, you're back again.

LLK122207 · July 2012

JenniatONU:

In a completely unrelated note, I just got this Im from a friend:

Jenni, you're a married lady. My roommate and i have a question

Can you think of any songs good for strip teases? lol

And I have no idea. Any recommendations to give her? lmao!

You're welcome.

ndolehan · July 2012

BrittanyDoesDerby:
JenniatONU:
ndolehan:
JenniatONU:

If only my husband stayed in retail pharmacy. I could add some oxycontin to the mix too.

Apparently there is a new oxycontin "drink" the kids are doing these days (H is in the know how about these things for work.
It's grape juice, sprite, and oxy. I know what I'm giving my kid! Screw alcohol in the bottle!
Dudes, kids are freaking sneaky.
High school kids were soaking the strings from their hoodies in stuff, and inserting soaked tampons, so they could get buzzed at school.
I've actually learned more alcoholic 'recopies' while subbing at high schools then I did in college.
What did I just read...

H comes back from conferences and staff training with all kinds new things kids are up to these days (he works with delinquent kids). I'll have to post his recipes from now on. Hell - we can make them into menus for our kids!

blowfish11 · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

Wait, wait... Did i just read this correctly?

1. You used to word racist/racism FAR too much. A thesaurus is your friend.

2. You called US crackers. How on earth do you know what race we all are? And even if we WERE all white, isn't "cracker" a derogatory term for a white person?

3. You are dumb.

ETA: 4. You sound about as educated as my dog. And let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.

LLK122207 · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

.. your avatar is white...

ShellShockedMama · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

You're the only one implying racism and you're the ONLY one using racial slurs. I was gonna give you a pass for a lame troll attempt. But, seriously, did you miss your meds today?

What stereotypes are you even TALKING about? nobody said anything remotely similar to what you're implying.

Direct me to the exact post where anyone said anything about a 40 and weed.

BrittanyDoesDerby · July 2012

JenniatONU · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

1. I'm not you. I won't create my own thread asking about song recommendations for a friend's strip tease. Sorry.

2. I am not racist, but thank you very much for your random finger-pointing.

3. You are the true definition of an attention hor.

4. Poking fun at people who resort to giving their young kids alcohol has nothing to do with race. You seem to be the only one making that connection.

5. Why haven't you just admitted your true vendetta here? This is normally around the post count that you finally say what you really want to say.

blowfish11 · July 2012

BrittanyDoesDerby:

I would like to announce that thanks to my weak bladder control and Brittany, I have now urinated a tiny bit in my trousers.

tmp-5890041997738927 · July 2012

This flame has fully devolved. This makes me a sad panda.

JenniatONU · July 2012

I told my DH about this thread.

We are watching Teen mom, and one of the kids is screaming "NO!"

So my DH says "NOOOOO. Shut the kid up! Give him some booze!"

blowfish11 · July 2012

JenniatONU:
I told my DH about this thread.
We are watching Teen mom, and one of the kids is screaming "NO!"
So my DH says "NOOOOO. Shut the kid up! Give him some booze!"

Can you bishes stop making me piss myself!? It's getting to be a hazard.

MrsT1108 · July 2012

Damn my phone for not letting me PIP! Oh the gifs I would post in here.

LuffJoo · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

You have the nerve to call anyone racist for making fun of the fact that you want to give your child liquor to shut them up (which has nothing to do with race, but with poor parenting decisions), yet you had prematurely decided that everyone here was racist based on their sarcastic demeanor towards some crazypants post from earlier simply because the OP was black... do you know what having preconceived judgement of someone based on personal characteristics/trait is? Its the definition of prejudice...And do you know what basing opinions on a situation solely due to someone's skin color is? Its racist. So the way I see it, you are both racist and prejudice yourself, and therefore really need a serious reality check.

ShellShockedMama · July 2012

Y'all, feel bad for whomever this is because she's ALL ABOARD

JenniatONU · July 2012

I just saw this on pinterest, and it totes made me giggle.

ClarissaExplainsItAll · July 2012

You did what? With who? For HOW many cookies?!

JBM1204 · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

Reported for using racial slurs against previous posters.

Feel free to report them for being racist, although that may be hard b/c there was not a single racist comment made by any other poster in this thread but thanks for playing.

ETA: I also reported you for your s/n. Some may find it highly offensive.

MissusTexas · July 2012

Now I'm craving whiskey and crackers.

amazing22324 · July 2012

JenniatONU:
I told my DH about this thread.
We are watching Teen mom, and one of the kids is screaming "NO!"
So my DH says "NOOOOO. Shut the kid up! Give him some booze!"

Lmao! I read this post to DH and he was like "whats wrong with a little whiskey??" lol. Then he didnt understand how this could be fake, who would do such a thing?? haha

mlangs · July 2012

My baby

Jenni's baby

Brittany's baby

MrsT's baby

Blowfish baby

ShellShocked Baby

Ndoles baby

The rest of the gang

Welcome to Dec 12 BMB!

ShellShockedMama · July 2012

It's really quite expensive to share my damn booze.

Damn kids.

JenniatONU · July 2012

Alright, I just want to say that I seriously hope my original belief that this is LadyNikon was wrong.

I do not believe she is BSC like this bad troll.

And, I love the pictures of our LO's in their natural state. ;-)

mlangs · July 2012

ShellShockedMama:
It's really quite expensive to share my damn booze.
Damn kids.

Well you are giving baby cheap beer, but alot of it... maybe you can snag 1-2 of those for yourself!

blowfish11 · July 2012

JenniatONU:
Alright, I just want to say that I seriously hope my original belief that this is LadyNikon was wrong.
I do not believe she is BSC like this bad troll.

And, I love the pictures of our LO's in their natural state. ;-)

I was thinking this also. This troll is really dumb. I thought Lady Nikon was pretty normal and of average intelligence at the very least.

ndolehan · July 2012

mlangs:
Ndoles baby

This is totally my kid! Not to mention I LOVE a good frozen beverage!

mlangs · July 2012

ndolehan:
mlangs:
Ndoles baby

This is totally my kid! Not to mention I LOVE a good frozen beverage!

Who needs OWT?? You guys have me! I see the real future!

akasha0624 · July 2012

sorry to be a lurker, but i was visiting the "babies on the brain" board and saw reference to this thread from ms "fkyouall"/ladynikon/whatever her other name was herself, and had to check it out. First of all, wow, secondly, i am new to the boards so i am a bit naive regarding people and fake/crude posts, but lastly (and most importantly in my opinion) you ladies are HILARIOUS. especially the pics of all of the babies with the alcohol. ;-) well played ladies, and congrats to you all and best of luck through your continued pregnancies. thx for the chuckle, had no idea there were so many crazies (and i actually work with the mentally ill, wait till i tell the office lol) whew...

MelleTX · July 2012

fckyouall:
Race may not be mentioned but the racism is more than just a little implied. If this were truly unrelated then wouldn't you create a new thread? Or is this another subtle racist jokes about black people stripping, drinking liquor, knocking back 40's while smoking weed? You racist crackers act like I can't see the stereotype jokes y'all are making. I am educated and know these stereotypes. If its one thing I have learned is that racism has evolved and racists can't just come out and call us the n wordt they must be subtle and imply their racism so they have deniability.

Whatever... I'm black.

Luckie519 · July 2012

ironmom5:

Guys, I think you're being way to judgemental. Maybe doing shots with your baby is okay in the future. Maybe she came back in her Dolorean to give us knowledge to help us and y'all are just being snatches.

THE FUTURE!!!!!!1!!1!

LMAO. I literally am LOLing at my desk and my coworkers are looking at me funny!

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