in laws uggghhh.

ShellShockedMama

We all chipped in for your baby shower present 

 

blowfish11

Also, LadyNikon... My DS didn't sleep through the night until just before his second birthday.  And even still wakes up in the middle of the night on occasion.  He nursed 4-5 times a night for 18 months and insisted on sleeping right on top of me. 

Never in my sleep deprived, frustrated, and sometimes desperate attempts to get him to STTN, did I even THINK of providing my child with alcohol to achieve it.  That is SELFISH and CRUEL. Get your head out of your a$$. 

blowfish11

ShellShockedMama:

We all chipped in for your baby shower present 

 

And this is why we are LB's.  I LOVE YOU.

*smothers SSM with love... and drowns her in booze*

Body shotssss!!!11! 

fishy24

fckyouall:

It is not a full shot. Its like a quarter of a shot. You guys are mean. You are mean to me under my real user name also. Whenever I bring up things you guys don't like everyone jumps all over me. If I say something that accidentally rubs the wrong way everyone jumps on me. Its happend within the last couple of days even. Its not some made up ***. You first timers haven't ecperienced not sleeping for months becaise of a fussy baby. You become desperate and try all sorts of things to try to get them to sleep at night. I may have exaggerated on the amount before in my rush but it is honestly the only thing that worked. The in laws just don't care and want to make my husband believe I am sooo awful. Have some sympathy.

Ok, I'll play.  Perhaps our reactions should show you our answer.  No one here thinks it is appropriate to feed your child alcohol, no matter how small an amount on a daily basis.  So unfortunately, no one is going to help you come up with a response to your in-laws because we agree with them.  

BrittanyDoesDerby

ShellShockedMama:

We all chipped in for your baby shower present 

 

ily 

ShellShockedMama

blowfish11:

And this is why we are LB's.  I LOVE YOU.

*smothers SSM with love... and drowns her in booze*

Body shotssss!!!11! 

Sadly, you can fit a shot glass in my belly button. That's not even a lie. 

blowfish11

This is why we put them between our bewbies! Surely those are big enough!

ShellShockedMama

EVERYTHING is big enough. This is my problem. hahaha.

fishy24

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

blowfish11

ShellShockedMama:

EVERYTHING is big enough. This is my problem. hahaha.

Total meant to quote you before.

In all seriousness, I'm a blimp.  I could use a shot or six.  I always feel GREAT about my body when I'm drunk. HA. 

blowfish11

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

Don't those call for vodka? I believe the OP is a whiskey fan.

But my kids LOVE vodka.  

JenniatONU

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

ilenegrace

I'm so bored today Thank you Lady Nikon!

Also some advice: Keep your IL's drunk and they'll prob stop giving you a hard time about giving your child alcohol! Good luck!

ShellShockedMama

JenniatONU:

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

Well JEEZ don't you know anything about babies? They can't eat gummies. Soak fruit in vodka. Put the fruit in a mesh teether. 

DUH! 

JenniatONU

ShellShockedMama:

JenniatONU:

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

Well JEEZ don't you know anything about babies? They can't eat gummies. Soak fruit in vodka. Put the fruit in a mesh teether. 

DUH! 

I'm so glad I have you ladies to show me the way. Perhaps I'll bring some gummy bears for me.

So, legit question. Should I try to get the baby ready now for their upcoming diet? Or will that negate the calming effects later?

blowfish11

ShellShockedMama:

JenniatONU:

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

Well JEEZ don't you know anything about babies? They can't eat gummies. Soak fruit in vodka. Put the fruit in a mesh teether. 

DUH! 

You both are terrible mothers.  Why, in the name of all things holy, wouldn't you give your child straight vodka?!  

ShellShockedMama

You gotta condition their livers, so DRINK UP!

BrittanyDoesDerby

JenniatONU:

ShellShockedMama:

JenniatONU:

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

Well JEEZ don't you know anything about babies? They can't eat gummies. Soak fruit in vodka. Put the fruit in a mesh teether. 

DUH! 

I'm so glad I have you ladies to show me the way. Perhaps I'll bring some gummy bears for me.

So, legit question. Should I try to get the baby ready now for their upcoming diet? Or will that negate the calming effects later?

Start 'em early so you have a drinking buddy sooner rather than later. 

LLK122207

ShellShockedMama:

JenniatONU:

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

Well JEEZ don't you know anything about babies? They can't eat gummies. Soak fruit in vodka. Put the fruit in a mesh teether. 

DUH! 

/dead.

And all this post is making me want is alcohol.. way to go ladies! The boys will be drunk tonight!

blowfish11

JenniatONU:

ShellShockedMama:

JenniatONU:

fishy24:

You know what's convenient for teethers?  Jello shots! 

DUDES! I love this idea.

How about Gummy Bears soaked in rum and fruit punch?

I know what I will be taking with me to the park!

Well JEEZ don't you know anything about babies? They can't eat gummies. Soak fruit in vodka. Put the fruit in a mesh teether. 

DUH! 

I'm so glad I have you ladies to show me the way. Perhaps I'll bring some gummy bears for me.

So, legit question. Should I try to get the baby ready now for their upcoming diet? Or will that negate the calming effects later?

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

robyn2201

blowfish11:

Also, LadyNikon... My DS didn't sleep through the night until just before his second birthday.  And even still wakes up in the middle of the night on occasion.  He nursed 4-5 times a night for 18 months and insisted on sleeping right on top of me. 

Never in my sleep deprived, frustrated, and sometimes desperate attempts to get him to STTN, did I even THINK of providing my child with alcohol to achieve it.  That is SELFISH and CRUEL. Get your head out of your a$$. 

This! My almost two year old still does not STTN on a consistent basis and I still have to get up at 5:30 every morning and go to work. You just deal. You don't give your child alcohol.

BrittanyDoesDerby

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

For sure, yo. 

JenniatONU

BrittanyDoesDerby:

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

For sure, yo. 

 My DH has to work at 1am on weekends... I could easily guilt DH to take care of her before he leaves. So perhaps I'll spike his bottle, so Dh will never know I get the easy shift.... 

Oh, the ideas are brewing now!

ShellShockedMama

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

Do I have to give up the weed brownies? 

fckyouall

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

JenniatONU

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

Um. Yeah. 

Another notch in the "This is Lady Nikon" post.

If you really want to refute us, why not post under your "Real" screen name you told us you have? 

Until then, LadyNikon, you are.

tmp-5890041997738927

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

 

Well, I'm black and I think you're a twatwaffle. So, does that make me a self-hating racist? 

blowfish11

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

Ooookay. And now we have the "racist" card.  Congrats.

Not a single poster besides yourself brought up race. Ever. You, my dear, are a fuckings idiot.

And I agree with JenniatONU. LadyNikon, you are. 

blowfish11

ShellShockedMama:

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

Do I have to give up the weed brownies? 

Oh, of course not.  As long as you share them with me. 

BrittanyDoesDerby

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

lol, wut crazycakes?

ShellShockedMama

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

I think you've been drinking too much tonight dear, nobody said anything about her race. And some people think it is her b/c they think the writing style and grammar/spelling/syntax errors are similar. 

I don't know or care who this is, other than a boring troll that I'm trying to turn into a fun time. 

ShellShockedMama

blowfish11:

ShellShockedMama:

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

Do I have to give up the weed brownies? 

Oh, of course not.  As long as you share them with me. 

PM me your address.

bwahahahaha 

aussiedaze

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

 

LadyNikon is black?? 

BrittanyDoesDerby

blowfish11:

ShellShockedMama:

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

Do I have to give up the weed brownies? 

Oh, of course not.  As long as you share them with me. 

And me! Baby likes a snack to go with its vodka! 

blowfish11

aussiedaze:

fckyouall:

Y'all are wrong and racist. You think im this ladynikon person for no reason whatsoever. Amyll you know is my due date and I give an extremely small amount of liquor to my child to aid in sleeping. Is it because this. Lady nikon is black? Shame on all of you racists and I am not lady nikon. You are really going to hurt her feelings when she finds out. If I were lady nikon wouldn't I have responded a long time ago to make myself seem like im not me. Wouldn't I use two browsers to post at near the same time to refute this

 

LadyNikon is black?? 

This.

Her DD looks like she is of a mixed race, but that doesn't mean Lady Nikon is black.  Perhaps her DH is.  We don't know.  We've never seen her. 

And besides, this isn't about race. It's about giving alcohol to a toddler.   

blowfish11

Dup

blowfish11

ShellShockedMama:

blowfish11:

ShellShockedMama:

blowfish11:

Let's conduct an experiment.

BrittanyDoesDerby has been taking about 4 shots a day since her BFP.

Let's have you wait until LO is born.  

Then we can all come together and compare the babes and see which one behaves more conveniently. 

Do I have to give up the weed brownies? 

Oh, of course not.  As long as you share them with me. 

PM me your address.

bwahahahaha 

No need for PM.  It's 420 Mary Jane Lane. In Fort Collins Colorado.

JenniatONU

Hey, how did I get left out of the brownie play date?

I'm so sad. :-(

If only my husband stayed in retail pharmacy. I could add some oxycontin to the mix too.

But now all I could get him to steal is radioactive material. Not as fun.

Unless we want to see how much it takes to make a newborn glow.....

BrittanyDoesDerby

JenniatONU:

Unless we want to see how much it takes to make a newborn glow.....

 

My question is: Who wouldn't want to see that? 

MrsT1108

Thanks for the fabulous entertainment ladies (except you, Ladynikon, you are boring me still).  Alcohol and pot brownies for all!