This seems awkward

RobinSparkles214 · June 2012

KNemo · June 2012

Lately, this is how I picture many TB husbands:

adoubleu12 · June 2012

Schwiingybaby:

I'm in a GIF mood, and this thread is just asking for it.

I am trying to laugh quietly so I don't wake up the LO's, but it is SO hard. This is the funniest thing I have seen.

eav2c · June 2012

KyleTrigger, you are srs a POS.

[Deleted User] · June 2012

Mackalien13:
Just to clarify, I was quoting a movie facetiously, not being a perv.
Edited for Spelling fail.

I think I'm the ONLY person who got exactly what you were quoting. GO me!!!

pawstech09 · June 2012

Kitiara5512 · June 2012

Kitiara5512 · June 2012

Kitiara5512 · June 2012

RobinSparkles214:

So wait, let me get this straight. You guys are like this

and your kid is sitting there like this

and you just continue with something like this

but it's ok, because you're not totally naked? your H is like

and you're not worried that she may end up like this??

ILY so so soooooo much. Marry me. But, just in case you were curious, our kids CANNOT watch us doing it, mmmkay?

Ashfurable · June 2012

I know that I'm a newbie and I don't post that much...but as a mother of two toddlers this is just disgusting and I could not hold my tongue. There is no way to justify having sex with your child watching. That's the kind of *** you see in a horror movies. I feel sad for your children and I hope that someone close to you sees what's going on, and intervenes.

Kitiara5512 · June 2012

Mackalien13:
Kitiara5512:
Mackalien13:
EloiseWeenieSkipperdee:
KyleTrigger:

Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex.

Do you not have doors in your home? Do you only have a one room home? In what situation would you ever find it appropriate to have sex in front of your 15 month old child? This is so wrong and disgusting.

Maybe they have a family bed?

Do you hide your love making from your child???

What with possible charges of indecency with a minor or even sexual abuse, yes, we do not get our jollies in front of our kid. Again, did I mention it's illegal? Someone else mentioned it too? You should take notes.

Just to clarify, I was quoting a movie facetiously, not being a perv.

Edited for Spelling fail.

Embarrassed Sorry, I didnt get the movie reference. And I am ever so glad to know that it was not serious, because I liked you earlier, and can continue liking you now.

latnprincess · June 2012

RobinSparkles214:

^^ Awesome, lol..

latnprincess · June 2012

RobinSparkles214:

^^ Awesome, lol..

RobinSparkles214 · June 2012

Kitiara5512:
RobinSparkles214:

So wait, let me get this straight. You guys are like this

and your kid is sitting there like this

and you just continue with something like this

but it's ok, because you're not totally naked? your H is like

and you're not worried that she may end up like this??

ILY so so soooooo much. Marry me. But, just in case you were curious, our kids CANNOT watch us doing it, mmmkay?

LOL. Put a ring on it Wink

Kitiara5512 · June 2012

RobinSparkles214:
Kitiara5512:
ILY so so soooooo much. Marry me. But, just in case you were curious, our kids CANNOT watch us doing it, mmmkay?

LOL. Put a ring on it

Schwiingybaby · June 2012

Manateearmz · June 2012

klondikebar · June 2012

GIFSoup

LuffJoo · June 2012

lorist202:
KyleTrigger:
Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.
I have no words.
This is so NOT the same as my dilemma about changing my clothes.....
Just plain wrong.

Umm...you're not too far off...if you're perved out enough by your 1 year old watching you change to go change behind closed doors, then you have problems too... Why on EARTH would your reaction be your first one?

quidditchcapn1120 · June 2012

LuffJoo:
lorist202:
KyleTrigger:
Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.
He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.
I have no words.
This is so NOT the same as my dilemma about changing my clothes.....
Just plain wrong.
Umm...you're not too far off...if you're perved out enough by your 1 year old watching you change to go change behind closed doors, then you have problems too... Why on EARTH would your reaction be your first one?

Respectfully, I disagree, a lot. I don't think it is even close to the same. The OP was wondering if it would be harmful for her child to learn about the differences in male and female bodies by looking at their mom's body while changing. Of course at some point, this will have to be addressed, the question is at what point in a child's life should a parent not undress in front of their child. Kyle was nonchalantly having sexual intercourse with her partner while her toddler watched. A sexual act in front of a child, not simply changing clothing. I don't understand how it could even be construed as the same thing?

nikkivonnekro · June 2012

quidditchcapn1120:
LuffJoo:
lorist202:
KyleTrigger:

Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.

I have no words.

This is so NOT the same as my dilemma about changing my clothes.....

Just plain wrong.

Umm...you're not too far off...if you're perved out enough by your 1 year old watching you change to go change behind closed doors, then you have problems too... Why on EARTH would your reaction be your first one?

Respectfully, I disagree, a lot. I don't think it is even close to the same. The OP was wondering if it would be harmful for her child to learn about the differences in male and female bodies by looking at their mom's body while changing. Of course at some point, this will have to be addressed, the question is at what point in a child's life should a parent not undress in front of their child. Kyle was nonchalantly having sexual intercourse with her partner while her toddler watched. A sexual act in front of a child, not simply changing clothing. I don't understand how it could even be construed as the same thing?

^^agreed

J+MS · June 2012

LuffJoo:
lorist202:
KyleTrigger:
Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.
I have no words.
This is so NOT the same as my dilemma about changing my clothes.....
Just plain wrong.
Umm...you're not too far off...if you're perved out enough by your 1 year old watching you change to go change behind closed doors, then you have problems too... Why on EARTH would your reaction be your first one?

hass2001 · June 2012

You need help and there is something seriously wrong with your husband. Clearly you are questioning your actions and need some validation either way because this is not the first time you posted something about having sex while your children watch.

And I quote from 3-6 month boards from last week:

KyleTrigger:
Okay I thought I was the only one!! My girlfriends all role their eyes and think I am a freak that we had sex 1-2 times a DAY all through my pregnancy then started having sex 9 days after my son was born and 13 days after my daughter was born. But I had very very easy actual pushing parts of labor and didn't tear with either baby, only bled for a couple days and felt great after the babies were here.
Luckily my husband doesn't seem to feel weird about doing the deed with either baby around. We just discussed and I wanted to ask on here when we should stop having sex around our daughter. She is 15 months old now. She doesn't notice anything but is starting to pick up on basically everything so I feel weird about it.
Anyway sorry to go off on a tangent. Just wanted to let you know you aren't alone! and thanks for letting me know I am not either.

Freak.

Duffgurl · June 2012

Wow this is just sick and wrong in SO many levels.

I have to say it is so sick/sad to see so many women and men that do these terrible things and that they are actually parents.

RobinSparkles214 · June 2012

hass2001:

You need help and there is something seriously wrong with your husband. Clearly you are questioning your actions and need some validation either way because this is not the first time you posted something about having sex while your children watch.

And I quote from 3-6 month boards from last week:

KyleTrigger:

Okay I thought I was the only one!! My girlfriends all role their eyes and think I am a freak that we had sex 1-2 times a DAY all through my pregnancy then started having sex 9 days after my son was born and 13 days after my daughter was born. But I had very very easy actual pushing parts of labor and didn't tear with either baby, only bled for a couple days and felt great after the babies were here.

Luckily my husband doesn't seem to feel weird about doing the deed with either baby around. We just discussed and I wanted to ask on here when we should stop having sex around our daughter. She is 15 months old now. She doesn't notice anything but is starting to pick up on basically everything so I feel weird about it.

Anyway sorry to go off on a tangent. Just wanted to let you know you aren't alone! and thanks for letting me know I am not either.

Freak.

Kyle Trigger

monimonimoni · June 2012

DAFUQ

monimonimoni · June 2012

BarbourWales04 · June 2012

I lurk on the "older kids" boards even though my son isn't born yet. This is mostly to sort of see ahead and anticipate what I might have ahead of me.I can safely say that I will NEVER, ever have sex with my husband with our son in the room.

And Kyle, no, this is not "you raise your kids your way, I'll raise mine my way." You're wierded out by it (as evidenced by multiple posts on multiple boards) because it is wierd. Honestly, I will be very surprised if your husband stops- and I will be even more surprised if your children grow up to be well-adjusted human beings.

My first memory is my first birthday party. Admittedly, the memories are broad brushstrokes- I mostly remember that the cake was chocolate and really good, and that my grandmother was there- but my memories just get sharper and clearer from there. I can safely say that if I had any concrete memories of my parents having sex in front of me,I would have major issues having a relationship with them now. There are certain things parents just don't need to share with their children.

LadyDelilah · June 2012

Winning! two days in a row with crap that is all the way over on the wrong o meter.

pearlofwisdom1 · June 2012

Welp that is another patient for my hospital. I will never be out of a job with all of these screwed up bump children.

groovygrl · June 2012

nikkivonnekro:
quidditchcapn1120:
LuffJoo:
lorist202:
KyleTrigger:

Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.

I have no words.

This is so NOT the same as my dilemma about changing my clothes.....

Just plain wrong.

Umm...you're not too far off...if you're perved out enough by your 1 year old watching you change to go change behind closed doors, then you have problems too... Why on EARTH would your reaction be your first one?

Respectfully, I disagree, a lot. I don't think it is even close to the same. The OP was wondering if it would be harmful for her child to learn about the differences in male and female bodies by looking at their mom's body while changing. Of course at some point, this will have to be addressed, the question is at what point in a child's life should a parent not undress in front of their child. Kyle was nonchalantly having sexual intercourse with her partner while her toddler watched. A sexual act in front of a child, not simply changing clothing. I don't understand how it could even be construed as the same thing?

^^agreed

triple agreed. seriously? OP ignore this one for sure.

lmpdjc · June 2012

Kyle Trigger, are you reading all of this? If you can get past all of the gifs, there are many things that you need to read and hopefully understand.

MsCraftsy · June 2012

Wow. I have to say that people need some serious help. Things like having sex in front of your children, giving bj's while nursing, leaving graphic materials around your house so your kids might find them, viewing explicit things while your kids are around because you think your kids won't understand, all have impacts on your children.

Children are becoming more sexually aware at younger ages and I think instances like this are to blame because irresponsible parents do not think it will have any effects on their children.

This will screw up your children. Please stop. It's gross, it's unhealthy for ALL involved and as others have said, it's illegal. I also don't understand why you felt the need to post this again. It seems like you're not that uncomfortable with it, if you keep reposting about it. It appears to me that you are looking for encouragement and acceptance.

CinemaGoddess · June 2012

acesup · June 2012

RobinSparkles214:
hass2001:

You need help and there is something seriously wrong with your husband. Clearly you are questioning your actions and need some validation either way because this is not the first time you posted something about having sex while your children watch.

And I quote from 3-6 month boards from last week:

KyleTrigger:

Okay I thought I was the only one!! My girlfriends all role their eyes and think I am a freak that we had sex 1-2 times a DAY all through my pregnancy then started having sex 9 days after my son was born and 13 days after my daughter was born. But I had very very easy actual pushing parts of labor and didn't tear with either baby, only bled for a couple days and felt great after the babies were here.

Luckily my husband doesn't seem to feel weird about doing the deed with either baby around. We just discussed and I wanted to ask on here when we should stop having sex around our daughter. She is 15 months old now. She doesn't notice anything but is starting to pick up on basically everything so I feel weird about it.

Anyway sorry to go off on a tangent. Just wanted to let you know you aren't alone! and thanks for letting me know I am not either.

Freak.

Kyle Trigger

THIS! I am disgusted by you, Kyle.

ames71 · June 2012

fredalina:
lmpdjc:
Kyle Trigger, are you reading all of this? If you can get past all of the gifs, there are many things that you need to read and hopefully understand.
This This This! I'm all for entertainment on these boards but I don't want all the jokes and gifs to give Kyle the idea that this situation is even a little bit funny. No way. I'd say it's "serious as a heart attack" but it's not; it's way worse. It's serious as child abuse. You are DESTROYING the normalcy and innocence in your babies just because you can't wait for naptime or bedtime to get frisky. Tell your husband to go ha e a hand sandwich while you pack the kiddies off to the therapist. Seriously.

Meh. I think the board's collective disgust is pretty evident. The next step is mockery by gif. TB isn't for therapy.

delg23 · June 2012

Mackalien13:
EloiseWeenieSkipperdee:
Mackalien13:
EloiseWeenieSkipperdee:
KyleTrigger:
Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex.
Do you not have doors in your home? Do you only have a one room home? In what situation would you ever find it appropriate to have sex in front of your 15 month old child? This is so wrong and disgusting.
Maybe they have a family bed?
Do you hide your love making from your child???
Always. Spectating kids turn us off. Plus, it's worth it for us to wait until we can have some privacy so that we aren't breaking the law and screwing with our kids' minds.
Did you see that Maya Rudolph movie "Away We Go"? In the movie there is a scene when Maggie Glyenhall says "You're planning on hiding your lovemaking from your child?!"

God I love that movie. Actually it was kind of boring, but I loved the message. hilarious.

I was wondering why this post had so many comments now as I looked at it before. Now...I understand. lol.

kcl22 · June 2012

hass2001:
You need help and there is something seriously wrong with your husband. Clearly you are questioning your actions and need some validation either way because this is not the first time you posted something about having sex while your children watch.
And I quote from 3-6 month boards from last week:

KyleTrigger:
Okay I thought I was the only one!! My girlfriends all role their eyes and think I am a freak that we had sex 1-2 times a DAY all through my pregnancy then started having sex 9 days after my son was born and 13 days after my daughter was born. But I had very very easy actual pushing parts of labor and didn't tear with either baby, only bled for a couple days and felt great after the babies were here.
Luckily my husband doesn't seem to feel weird about doing the deed with either baby around. We just discussed and I wanted to ask on here when we should stop having sex around our daughter. She is 15 months old now. She doesn't notice anything but is starting to pick up on basically everything so I feel weird about it.
Anyway sorry to go off on a tangent. Just wanted to let you know you aren't alone! and thanks for letting me know I am not either.
Freak.

Oh this is bad. This is very bad. Kyle you and your H need to seek some guidance in learning boundaries with your children. It's not funny, it's disturbing.

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