This seems awkward

gisa886

No. No. Nope. No. Just no!

ModernJune

KyleTrigger:

Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.

There is so much wrong with this I am still trying to recover my breath. Having any kind of sexual activity in front or even in the same room as your child is wrong, disgusting and creepy and to top it off illegal! And family bed? Fine co-sleep whatever but you basically invited your child into a threesome...for reals, some peeps like to watch...its still a threesome.

Good God woman...get right with yourself. 

lorist202

KyleTrigger:

Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.

I have no words.

This is so NOT the same as my dilemma about changing my clothes.....

Just plain wrong.

RobinSparkles214

KyleTrigger:

Our DD is 15 months and started really watching and paying attention when we werre having sex or I was shaving when she was in the shower with me. I don't feel that weird about it because she is a girl, well the sex thing I do but not her looking at me. I will probably feel weird about my son staring at me when he gets there.

He probably can see a difference in mommy vs daddy but I wouldn't make it weird. If you don't he probably won't either.

RobinSparkles214

MikeHoncho

First of all: 

 

Second:

What exactly are you shaving in front of your child? 

SunDrop11

Schwiingybaby

MikeHoncho:

First of all: 

 

Second:

What exactly are you shaving in front of your child? 

I was wondering the same thing. . .

ateal2490

Jessys_Girl

fredalina:

Even the clarification isn't clear. At what age is the latest your child saw you have sex? And what were the circumstances leading LO to see you having sex? Because it sounds like you have had sex knowingly with an awake toddler in the room and your husband wants more of that.

This!!

Venus04d:

If she's going to open the door, don't do it when she's awake, jack hole. Or at least, don't fuckings finish. Are you insane? Scientifically, toddlers are already sexual beings. Expert advise not even watching sexual programming in their presence so as not to press fast forward on that part of their brain. This is incredibly irresponsible and disgusting.

Also, of you're behind the temporarily closed door getting it on, who is watching your child? Your not freaking teenagers. Keep it in your pants until a safe, appropriate time.

I am just....wow. Just wow.

And this....

policewife314:

And this FTW!

RobinSparkles214

Kramer is just as shocked as all of us.

MikeHoncho

Schwiingybaby:

MikeHoncho:

First of all: 

 

Second:

What exactly are you shaving in front of your child? 

I was wondering the same thing. . .

 

You know, cause every toddler needs to learn how to lady/manscape EARLY. The earlier the better I say.

 

Beener0514

KyleTrigger:

Yeah that is what I said. She hasn't been in the room for awhile because she was always just sleeping in the room when we had sex but when she started running around and paying attention, I wouldn't do it with her in the room anymore. MH didn't think she would notice anyting and still tries to convince me she doesn't know but it feels weird. And we co-slept with our kids until my dd was older so yes I have doors in my house. She can push them open though anytime she wants.

Most of my post was about her watching me when she is in the shower with me or I am getting dressed or shaving or going to the bathroom. It isn't anything bad or wrong with any of these actions. You go ahead and raise your kids the way you want and I will raise mine the way I want.

So you want to raise your child in an environment where they are engaging in sexual activities at 15 months old? WTF is wrong with you? And it is even more disturbing that your husband is trying to convince you to continue with this. So basically, you're telling us your husband is a pedophile?

RobinSparkles214

Beener0514:

KyleTrigger:

Yeah that is what I said. She hasn't been in the room for awhile because she was always just sleeping in the room when we had sex but when she started running around and paying attention, I wouldn't do it with her in the room anymore. MH didn't think she would notice anyting and still tries to convince me she doesn't know but it feels weird. And we co-slept with our kids until my dd was older so yes I have doors in my house. She can push them open though anytime she wants.

Most of my post was about her watching me when she is in the shower with me or I am getting dressed or shaving or going to the bathroom. It isn't anything bad or wrong with any of these actions. You go ahead and raise your kids the way you want and I will raise mine the way I want.

So you want to raise your child in an environment where they are engaging in sexual activities at 15 months old? WTF is wrong with you? And it is even more disturbing that your husband is trying to convince you to continue with this. So basically, you're telling us your husband is a pedophile?

The fact that her H can keep it hard while their kid is aware/watching them is disgusting.

isacdimi10

KyleTrigger:

Yeah that is what I said. She hasn't been in the room for awhile because she was always just sleeping in the room when we had sex but when she started running around and paying attention, I wouldn't do it with her in the room anymore. MH didn't think she would notice anyting and still tries to convince me she doesn't know but it feels weird. And we co-slept with our kids until my dd was older so yes I have doors in my house. She can push them open though anytime she wants.

Most of my post was about her watching me when she is in the shower with me or I am getting dressed or shaving or going to the bathroom. It isn't anything bad or wrong with any of these actions. You go ahead and raise your kids the way you want and I will raise mine the way I want.

I'm sorry wait "Doesn't know" as in present tense? AS IN YOUR STILL HAVING SEX IN FRONT OF YOUR BABY?

I'm sorry I don't even know if I can gif for this anymore.

Guess what I have raised/helped raised children who have been victems of sexual abuse. HAVING SEX IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILD IS SEXUAL ABUSE.

If your kid walks in and your traumatized and it takes you .3 seconds to get as far away from your SO is one thing. BUT TO CONTINUE MAKES YOU ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

ateal2490

Soooooo.....what do you do with your younger baby while you two hump away? Does he get a front row seat too?

 

Your kids are going to be all sorts of fucked up. 

Beener0514

Huntsvillemama2012:

Beener0514:

KyleTrigger:

Yeah that is what I said. She hasn't been in the room for awhile because she was always just sleeping in the room when we had sex but when she started running around and paying attention, I wouldn't do it with her in the room anymore. MH didn't think she would notice anyting and still tries to convince me she doesn't know but it feels weird. And we co-slept with our kids until my dd was older so yes I have doors in my house. She can push them open though anytime she wants.

Most of my post was about her watching me when she is in the shower with me or I am getting dressed or shaving or going to the bathroom. It isn't anything bad or wrong with any of these actions. You go ahead and raise your kids the way you want and I will raise mine the way I want.

So you want to raise your child in an environment where they are engaging in sexual activities at 15 months old? WTF is wrong with you? And it is even more disturbing that your husband is trying to convince you to continue with this. So basically, you're telling us your husband is a pedophile?

I'm getting the vibe they're both walking the pedo line. She is continuing to do it even though it's wrong, and he knows it's wrong and tries to convince her otherwise. 

I couldn't agree with you more. I am so disgusted and just want to rescue that child from her environment and whacked out parents.

Schwiingybaby

kissyfitt

RobinSparkles214

KirksMcGirks:

RobinSparkles214:

Kramer is just as shocked as all of us.

This gif is my fave!

Also, what is wrong with people not understanding what inappropriate behavior is these days? First we have nursing blowjob girl, and now this?

I just don't get it. At all.

ChibiMommy

Schwiingybaby

 

I'm in a GIF mood, and this thread is just asking for it.

ModernJune

Schwiingybaby:

 

I'm in a GIF mood, and this thread is just asking for it.

 

O M G hilarious

kissyfitt

pearblossom

fredalina:

I just can't move past this. I've been brainstorming possible explanations. Like, suppose they had sex with LO in a crib in their room sleeping. Not my bag but not BJ nursing level. And then LO woke up. Now, I know I'd sure as hell stop but maybe they were SO into it they didn't notice. And then they finished and saw LO staring with eyes agape and they were like, "Holy hell, what have we done?" But then in what universe does the husband say, "Aw, baby, she didn't know what we were doing? Let's go again!"???????????????????

The one in which these parents are self-centered horndogs and incredibly fuckings ignorant about how much a 15 month old can understand and process.

I'm still not sure that equates to pedophilia, but I do think it is abusive.  

CootieQueen170

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. 

 

quidditchcapn1120

lurchbaby:

Has anyone brought up the movie Precious, yet? I think someone should...

Grody, just grody.

I was just thinking this. 

UFCasey

kissyfitt:

There are so many funny gifs in here, but this one was my personal favorite!

To the person having sex in front of their 15 month old daughter - W.T.F.

quidditchcapn1120

Kyle, there is a reason that you feel weird about this.  It's because it is WRONG.  Very WRONG.  

I am hoping you are just ignorant to what a toddler can process and that you feel uncomfortable but don't want to be an overprotective mom and are just continuing to do this because you don't know better.  But somehow, despite my best efforts, I don't believe that anyone is that naive.  This is child abuse, in some way.  Your child is going to have to spend a lot of time in therapy for this, I am certain of that.

And your H is a total creeper.  For that matter, so are you.  Please stop this behavior, immediately. 

ETA:  I did not mean OP, sorry.  Although I don't think anyone had a problem distinguishing between which poster I meant and which one I didn't. 

kissyfitt

Even Charlie Sheen won't go there.

ateal2490

KirksMcGirks:

 

RobinSparkles214

So wait, let me get this straight. You guys are like this

and your kid is sitting there like this

and you just continue with something like this

but it's ok, because you're not totally naked? your H is like

and you're not worried that she may end up like this??

 

kissyfitt

justAphase:

Seriously. No need for a college fund, you need a therapy fund

 

LuckyLavender10

Ok, I have a cousin whose mother was the crappiest parent I have ever met. She used to have sex and make my cousin watch. My cousin turned out to be an emo, wacked out, depressed person. Now I'm sure that there were more contributing factors to her issues, but it was a factor.

 

Also, our pedi said that toddlers can remember things at 15 months old. So yea, your kid will remember seeing you DTD. Gross.

LokiTTGP

KyleTrigger:

Yeah that is what I said. She hasn't been in the room for awhile because she was always just sleeping in the room when we had sex but when she started running around and paying attention, I wouldn't do it with her in the room anymore. MH didn't think she would notice anyting and still tries to convince me she doesn't know but it feels weird. And we co-slept with our kids until my dd was older so yes I have doors in my house. She can push them open though anytime she wants.

Most of my post was about her watching me when she is in the shower with me or I am getting dressed or shaving or going to the bathroom. It isn't anything bad or wrong with any of these actions. You go ahead and raise your kids the way you want and I will raise mine the way I want.

It is all wrong on so so many levels.

LadyXaverian

SweetPea681

What the fluck is wrong with you? 

RobinSparkles214

adoubleu12

So full of win.

RobinSparkles214