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malibu5880 · June 2012

Bonidiebabe:
My son is a happy, healthy, safe loved little boy. I am a great mom that meets all my sons needs. DH is a great dad. He is not some kind of freak. Was that questionable behavior? Absolutely! Do I plan on doing that again? Absolutely not.
I am proud to be a wife and a mom and I do my best to fulfill all my roles in life. Yes, I agree the roles should not be meshed at certain times. Seriously though, chill the eff out prudes. Btw this board was begging for some drama... Your welcome.

I can say with 110% certainty that anyone who thinks what you and your disgusting H did while your infant was nursing was wrong is not prude. And echoing a PP...you do not have a backbone if you allowed this.

Quesera · June 2012

Bonidiebabe:
Sookie where do you usually post? I'll stalk there if you guys are always throwing around the Gifs.

ML on thenest.

ShelbehhRawrr · June 2012

Bonidiebabe:
Sookie where do you usually post? I'll stalk there if you guys are always throwing around the Gifs.

You just don't understand, your baby was probably like

GIFSoup

ateal2490 · June 2012

Bonidiebabe:
DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time.

MissusTexas · June 2012

Quesera:
Bonidiebabe:
Sookie where do you usually post? I'll stalk there if you guys are always throwing around the Gifs.

ML on thenest.

You should totes go play with them, they are definitely not prudes

j_luvs_r · June 2012

twatley:
Am I the only one who thinks it's really skeevy that her husband even got a boner when he saw his wife was nursing their child? Because that's all I can focus on.
I'm so grossed out, dudes.

Right there with you!

ModernJune · June 2012

I am all for a sneak attack now and again and I am far from prude, hell I had to wash my couch cover today before my kids got up because the hubs and I just didn't make it to our room last night BUT head while nursing is just wrong in so many ways and has absolutely nothing to do with being a "good wife" it has everything to do with being a bad mommy & daddy. B A D.

SparkleTart · June 2012

j_luvs_r:
twatley:
Am I the only one who thinks it's really skeevy that her husband even got a boner when he saw his wife was nursing their child? Because that's all I can focus on.
I'm so grossed out, dudes.
Right there with you!

Right? I think the part that I keep coming back to, that I wish I could un-see, as it were - and there is no delicate way to put this - the idea of an erect penis so close to an infant. ::shudder::

esthergreenwood14 · June 2012

The face my DH made when I told him this made me 1) lol & 2) realize that your H is a sicko

dragonmommy422 · June 2012

well. that was fun.

6sour6grapes6 · June 2012

heatherlyn81:
well. that was fun.

yes, it was. I needed a laugh today, and this thread did not fail.

WildcatPrincess · June 2012

Bonidiebabe:
Sookie where do you usually post? I'll stalk there if you guys are always throwing around the Gifs.

Toddlers 12-24 is good for GIF amusement. I don't know anyone there anymore, but enjoy lurking.

ThePolishHammer · June 2012

Ew.

AshleyC0117 · June 2012

heatherlyn81:
well. that was fun.

Agreed! Our board needed this!

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lifesthebeach · June 2012

I'm so fricking disgusted by you and your pervert husband, and I'm no prude. The idea that he could even keep a boner so close to your sweet baby, and that you thought it was just fine to slobber away on it while nursing... My gag reflex can barely handle the image in my head. Obviously the fact that you're still trying to joke and justify proves what kind of "mom" you are, but the whole thing makes me really sad and sickened for your LO. This is not a "oops, I made a bad judgment. Silly me" type of confession. This is child abuse as far as I'm concerned.

klondikebar · June 2012

gisa886 · June 2012

KirksMcGirks:
Remember that time Bonidiebabe performed fellatio on her H while nursing?

Prudes!

Harper'smom · June 2012

11k views

gekeler6 · June 2012

twatley:

Am I the only one who thinks it's really skeevy that her husband even got a boner when he saw his wife was nursing their child? Because that's all I can focus on.

I'm so grossed out, dudes.

I'm very late to this game, but I'm also hoping she didn't swallow cus that shiit goes full potency in breastmilk! Surprise

gisa886 · June 2012

gekeler6:
twatley:

Am I the only one who thinks it's really skeevy that her husband even got a boner when he saw his wife was nursing their child? Because that's all I can focus on.

I'm so grossed out, dudes.

I'm very late to this game, but I'm also hoping she didn't swallow cus that shiit goes full potency in breastmilk!

I didn't even think of that. Now I am even more disgusted.

lifesthebeach · June 2012

twatley:
Bonidiebabe:

My son is a happy, healthy, safe loved little boy. I am a great mom that meets all my sons needs. DH is a great dad. He is not some kind of freak. Was that questionable behavior? Absolutely! Do I plan on doing that again? Absolutely not.

I am proud to be a wife and a mom and I do my best to fulfill all my roles in life. Yes, I agree the roles should not be meshed at certain times. Seriously though, chill the eff out prudes. Btw this board was begging for some drama... Your welcome.

Also, as a reminder, you've only been a mom for 5 weeks. FIVE WEEKS and already you've out-shittied the majority of the moms on this entire site. YES!

If I knew you IRL I would absolutely, without hesitation report you and your husband to the authorities. And absolutely YES! In fact, I am praying that she laughingly tells this story to someone IRL and they call CPS. A baby should not be involved in their parents' sex life.

AshleyC0117 · June 2012

KlondikeBar:

DYING!!

SusanDelgado · June 2012

If it had been another man at your breast, that would be called a threesome. So you had a threesome with your infant and your husband.

How you could possibly continue to feed your child while sucking off your husband is vile and disgusting and borders on sexual abuse.

TeamM678 · June 2012

Bonidiebabe:
For as much as I forced myself on him while PG I had a hard time stopping him. I really don't think the baby even opened his eyes. Yeah, not my proudest mommy moment but I like to be a great wife too.

Wait, I'm sorry I don't understand, & I haven't read all they reply's yet but.... How dose letting your husband shove his *** in your mouth while your breastfeeding make you a great wife? Sorry he has no respect for you.

biblionerd · June 2012

I like how she DD'ed her first post. Like that would do any good.

gisa886 · June 2012

biblionerd:
I like how she DD'ed her first post. Like that would do any good.

Did she really? She does know that the quote button allows it to live forever.

mrs+harlow · June 2012

RobinSparkles214:
Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time.

I think that both you and your husband are disgusting fu.cking asshoIes. How on earth did he think that was ok? And why in the hell did you continue? You are one seriously messed up couple.

Um. This. I clearly am too effin' old. That ish is crazy.

struttonnorf · June 2012

Are YOU Mom enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Ivana_Stolichnaya · June 2012

Sunshine+Luv:
Where did these non April moms come from? How did they find the thread? This is the only remotely dramatic thing we have had in weeks.

The link was C&P'd on another board. Hard to resist when people are pretty much saying, "check out the shlt going on over in April 2012 Moms"

BabyMakes6 · June 2012

Seriously. Did that just happen? W.t. to the eff! I'm gone a day and miss everything.

Maybe he should have used his dickydoo to smack some sense into her while he was perched up there instead of shoving it in her pie hole.

Gawd. What is wrong with some people?

KFCupcake · June 2012

I'd just like to take this time to thank the almighty Gisa. I think about 100 of the over 18,000 views are mine alone. This shiz shall go down in Bump history. I'd give you a trophy if I weren't on my phone!

lauranicole91 · June 2012

KFCupcake:
I'd just like to take this time to thank the almighty Gisa. I think about 100 of the over 18,000 views are mine alone. This shiz shall go down in Bump history. I'd give you a trophy if I weren't on my phone!

Yes This. Plus I just realized I hadn't posted on this yet and kinda want it in "my posts" so it will forever be easily found for a rainy day.

stephlas8 · June 2012

I just read this while nursing and feel like I violated DD! Eeesh!

PinkSapphires · June 2012

:-O

I can't believe I missed this. This might surpass Cockasaurus.

MsCat19 · June 2012

PinkSapphires:
:-O

I can't believe I missed this. This might surpass Cockasaurus.

Does this one need a badge too? I think it may!!!

OrganicTeacher · June 2012

I would say yes... def badge worthy... like an "I survived COCKK attack 2012!"

stephlas8 · June 2012

OrganicTeacher:
I would say yes... def badge worthy... like an "I survived COCKK attack 2012!"

Yes Yes

gisa886 · June 2012

KFCupcake:
I'd just like to take this time to thank the almighty Gisa. I think about 100 of the over 18,000 views are mine alone. This shiz shall go down in Bump history. I'd give you a trophy if I weren't on my phone!

Me too. I couldn't stop myself from coming back.

eav2c · June 2012

OrganicTeacher:
I would say yes... def badge worthy... like an "I survived COCKK attack 2012!"

Yes, please!!!

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