FFFC- But let's flame if we want to!

CinemaGoddess

lolyshit.

dubs3

wanger...in your mouth...while you're nursing.

...that's messed up. 

kcl22

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

Vomit

sokmonkee3517

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

  I wonder if he will be proud enough of that to tell his friends? 

biblionerd

Yeah... That seriously crosses a line. That's disgusting and disturbing that 1) he did it 2) you let him because you felt like you had to and 3) that you involved your baby in a sexual situation with your husband. In the same room is one thing, but in your arms nursing while you blow your husband is gross. 

monimonimoni

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

Liz4444

RobinSparkles214

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

I think that both you and your husband are disgusting fu.cking asshoIes. How on earth did he think that was ok? And why in the hell did you continue? You are one seriously messed up couple.

Bonidiebabe

I totally agree its flameworthy.  

happinessisawarmgun

monimonimoni

Bonidiebabe:

I totally agree its vomworthy.  

FTFY

You and your husband are a few sandwiches short of a picnic if you think that it's okay to fellate him whilst nursing your child. And you think you're being a great wife by doing so? SICK in more ways than one, dude.

Sunshine+Luv

Where did these non April moms come from? How did they find the thread? This is the only remotely dramatic thing we have had in weeks. 

RobinSparkles214

Sunshine+Luv:

Where did these non April moms come from? How did they find the thread? This is the only remotely dramatic thing we have had in weeks. 

It's called copy and paste. You're welcome

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Tambcat

funkymonkeyohyeahhh:

i sleep in my underwear. many days, i run a load of laundry and then go back to bed with lo. when we get up, i go out in the backyard in my underwear to hang stuff out to dry. dh saw me do it once and freaked (we have neighbors on all sides of us). i told him i didn't see what the big deal is because we have a fence. he told me to stop doing it and i agreed... but i still do it almost daily, and yesterday i saw a neighbor kid (middle schooler) looking through his fence.

lol!

Bonidiebabe

My son is a happy, healthy, safe loved little boy. I am a great mom that meets all my sons needs. DH is a great dad. He is not some kind of freak. Was that questionable behavior? Absolutely! Do I plan on doing that again? Absolutely not. 

I am proud to be a wife and a mom and I do my best to fulfill all my roles in life. Yes, I agree the roles should not be meshed at certain times. Seriously though, chill the eff out prudes. Btw this board was begging for some drama... Your welcome. 

write2nicole

Sunshine+Luv:

Where did these non April moms come from? How did they find the thread? This is the only remotely dramatic thing we have had in weeks. 

Yes, this is the most important question to answer here.

Bonidiebabe

Oh whoops.... About to be a second round of flaming... You're! Haha 

drpayne

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

Seriously fvucked up.  Tea-bagging a baby is never okay.

gisa886

Bonidiebabe:

My son is a happy, healthy, safe loved little boy. I am a great mom that meets all my sons needs. DH is a great dad. He is not some kind of freak. Was that questionable behavior? Absolutely! Do I plan on doing that again? Absolutely not. 

I am proud to be a wife and a mom and I do my best to fulfill all my roles in life. Yes, I agree the roles should not be meshed at certain times. Seriously though, chill the eff out prudes. Btw this board was begging for some drama... Your welcome. 

I'm pretty sure that us finding this disgusting doesn't make us prudes.  

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KJmashup

monimonimoni:

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

::wheezes:: 

Quesera

SookieFrackhouse68:

I love how you're all

about this. It's not prudish to be shocked that you'd just let your husband stuff his cocckk in your mouth while you were nursing because you wanted to be a good wife.

Weirdo.

 

 

Baby or no baby, don't be shoving that d!ck in my face unsolicited.

And lol at tea bagging the baby.  

DragonflyBelle

Flaming her is futile...she doesn't understand what is socially acceptable so she honestly doesn't care. There will never be anything wrong with what was done in her warped brain...

CinemaGoddess

Bonidiebabe:

My son is a happy, healthy, safe loved little boy. I am a great mom that meets all my sons needs. DH is a great dad. He is not some kind of freak. Was that questionable behavior? Absolutely! Do I plan on doing that again? Absolutely not. 

I am proud to be a wife and a mom and I do my best to fulfill all my roles in life. Yes, I agree the roles should not be meshed at certain times. Seriously though, chill the eff out prudes. Btw this board was begging for some drama... Your welcome. 

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Tambcat

SookieFrackhouse68:

So, did he do a move kind of like this?

I can't stop laughing.

ChibiMommy

gisa886

SookieFrackhouse68:

So, did he do a move kind of like this?

Bahaha. You win.  

SparkleTart

I can't understand how this was a sneak attack.  It seems like you have to see the diick, compute that there is a diick, and then accept the diick.  Does. Not. Compute.

 

Bonidiebabe

DragonflyBelle:

Flaming her is futile...she doesn't understand what is socially acceptable so she honestly doesn't care. There will never be anything wrong with what was done in her warped brain...

I do understand that its not right. I, unlike a lot of people, don't crumble and beg for mercy or forgivenes when people don't agree with me or my behavior. I have a back bone. I knew it had an "ick factor," was warped and flame worthy.

ETA: no, I'm not proud of our behavior, but all these GIF's are awesome.

ChibiMommy

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CinemaGoddess

I call bullshits on "having a backbone" when your husband shoves his wang in your mouth while you're nursing and you do nothing about it. 

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Bonidiebabe

Some of you non-april bumpies have really cute siggy pics.

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SparkleTart

Bonidiebabe

Sookie where do you usually post? I'll stalk there if you guys are always throwing around the Gifs.