FFFC- But let's flame if we want to!

OrganicTeacher

AMAZING!!!! Can we get this on the site to use??? HOLY CRAP.

gisa886

I say this is more appropriate on a onesie for her baby. 

gisa886

crystalbaby:

gisa886:

I say this is more appropriate on a onesie for her baby. 

We should all pitch in and have it put on a nursing cover for the baby.  

Yesss! 

steph0501

SookieFrackhouse68:

Hahaha!!

sleepingbeauty825

I'm actually really curious about the aftermath of this situation. Did you finish him off and what..? Laugh? Feel like a disgusting human? Feel like a receptacle? That is all sorts of yuck.

BabyMakes6

I have to say this is the best showing of GIFs ever! Lmfao! Has bonidie posted anything since all this? I'll never be able to read anything from her again without a wicked side-eye and thinking of this shizz. 

Musiclover2012

crystalbaby:

 

Yes!!!!!! This completely surpasses fingernail of feta and the thread that had the random *** photo for sure!!!

theblksheep89

crystalbaby:

 Oh my... That's amazing! 

Mrs.Teddy

This is wrong but sadly I know others who've done similar. I'm glad I'm not the only prude who wouldn't do this, we co sleep with our babies and secksy time happens in a different room.

cookinitup

Too much Shades of Grey - gone wrong.

kissyfitt

struttonnorf:

Are YOU Mom enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Heh.  This.

This thread is a meme maker's dream. 

Also, it's the worst thing I've ever read and I used to read poorly written Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fiction.

hass2001

lauranicole91:

KFCupcake:

I'd just like to take this time to thank the almighty Gisa.  I think about 100 of the over 18,000 views are mine alone.  This shiz shall go down in Bump history.  I'd give you a trophy if I weren't on my phone!

This. Plus I just realized I hadn't posted on this yet and kinda want it in "my posts" so it will forever be easily found for a rainy day.  

Same here! I've just been taking it all in. I told hubby about what's been going on over here and today he says he can't stop thinking about it. 

AmandaR204

So after your husband blew his disgusting load in your mouth did you kiss your sweet little baby? You. are. sick.

gracefulash

Is anyone using the sig yet? I was debating on using it with a crying LO photo by it. 

gracefulash

Just to keep this sht going. I lurked on another board where they posted our lovely FFFC. Found that someone on there thinks it's all cool to have sex while baby is laying next to them on the bed. I could probably not be disturbed by it if the baby was in something else in their room, but really laying beside you? 

MrsT2008

stephlas8:

I just read this while nursing and feel like I violated DD! Eeesh!

*I* feel violated!

helloshannon

SusanDelgado:

If it had been another man at your breast, that would be called a threesome. So you had a threesome with your infant and your husband. 

How you could possibly continue to feed your child while sucking off your husband is vile and disgusting and borders on sexual abuse.

amen! i haven't posted in a long ass time but had to log in to respond to this shiiit. i am sorry but that is absolutely vile. actually i am not sorry, they are both disgusting human beings and certainly not good parents. having a med free birth, BFing and CDing does not excuse you from putting a d!ick within inches of your baby's face. 

KatieMcClure86

I think this deserves the MOTY award: A threesome with your infant!  Scum bag.... 

ateal2490

I wonder what her "new" username will be.

Hopefully we can spot the perv the next time she comes around.

 

Monkeybabe

ateal2490:

I wonder what her "new" username will be.

Hopefully we can spot the perv the next time she comes around.

 

Right? I hadn't posted on here yet, but this totally grosses me out. My H would be all kinds of sorry if he put his *** in my face while I was BFing. I can't even imagine thinking, "Oh, there's a weiner, let me just suck this!" blegh. 

AshleyDG83

Just....wow...

KFCupcake

I know I'm tardy for the party but this appeared on my FB feed this morning and it was too perfect not to pass up.  

egingras

This showed up on TWO of my mom boards.  That's just...nasty.   And wrong on so many levels.

aaimee

crystalbaby:

LOVE IT!

kkfeb04

KBaker421

I would punch my husband in the fu*king face

RobinSparkles81

RobinSparkles214:

Sunshine+Luv:

Where did these non April moms come from? How did they find the thread? This is the only remotely dramatic thing we have had in weeks. 

It's called copy and paste. You're welcome

Your screen name is awesome 

pearlofwisdom1

Yep, this kid will be a patient at the psychiatric hospital I work in. We have a whole side for sexually acting out children. This is just sad.

Lovely Lauren

KBaker421:

I would punch my husband in the fu*king face

 

Screw the face, I'd punch him straight in the baby maker!!! Oh wait, screw the face is what he did to her.
This is so overly disturbing. I saw it on the November 2012 board and kind of wish my curiosity wouldn't have got the best of me. I seriously just want to erase this from my mind. 

ARMYmarriedNAVY

I must say this was brilliantly handled by the April Mommies. She is a sick **.

 

You must play the cards you're dealt - Well played ladies - well played. 

artichoken

katieh1017 said:

Bonidiebabe:

DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 

<p

I'd bite it off!# 10000% inappropriate in front of a child, no matter what age they are.