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  • J+MSJ+MS member
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    Izzy is watering the sunflowers. Child labor at its finest.

    Tessa put away the tupperware yesterday. She loves that cupboard anyways, I figured she may as well practice her stacking skillz and put away while I did the glass stuff.

    Also, I love that our kids love to help.

    Natty insists on cleaning the changing pad after every diaper change.  Also, when I change Katie's pee diapers, Natty will pick the dirty diaper up and walk it over to where we keep the diaper pail and drop it on the floor in front of the diaper pail.

    Lol I'm jealz you have two you can order around. 
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    FYI Your siggy is my FB profile pic. Thank you.

     

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  • My DS has been on a bath strike for weeks now. He hates it for some reason. So I'm lucky if he gets a bath once a week.

  • I don't hate TB drama.  I love call outs when they're actually call outs and not pile-ons.

     

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
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    imageCinemaGoddess:
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    imageCinemaGoddess:

    1.  I don't remember DLD.  Should I?

    2.  I feel like the board has gotten super judgy in the last week or so.  I don't like it.

     

    If you start posting less as a result, I'll probably have to send 50 fruit pies to your house.

    Do not make me do that.

    No.  I'll still be here, but I'll be going "WTF is wrong with you hors?" a lot. 

    You've been warned.

    Rut-roh. 

    ::fist pumps::

    You're happy because I'm on warning with CG?

    OK. 

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  • Also - I hate going out to dinner on my birthday and having the waitstaff told it's my birthday.  Strangers singing to me in public disturbs me greatly. 

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    Thanks for all the love, ladies.  I know no one ever expects these things, but holy hell do we ever feel run over by a truck.

    And I usually don't feel bad about looking out for myself first, but I hope she just doesn't go.  Because I'd love to get completely shmammered and talk about nonsense with my girlfriends for a night. 

    Im sorry, and I kind of hope she doesn't go either.  

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    imageCinemaGoddess:

    I don't hate TB drama.  I love call outs when they're actually call outs and not pile-ons.

     

    IMBE, majority of call outs that are warranted end in pile ons. 
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    Thanks for all the love, ladies.  I know no one ever expects these things, but holy hell do we ever feel run over by a truck.

    And I usually don't feel bad about looking out for myself first, but I hope she just doesn't go.  Because I'd love to get completely shmammered and talk about nonsense with my girlfriends for a night. 

    You have to look out for number one in this case. Of all cases, especially this one. Much love to you. 

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    Now that all the class below us has moved on over, I have no idea who anyone is.  I actually think their drama is crazier than ours and also have no interest in learning about it.  The story was awesome but I truly had no clue about any of it. 

    I also thought about DLD in the FFFC posted above.  But I don't care. I love the chick so she does no wrong in my book. 

    I am on so infrequently but lurk from my phone all day.  At the end of the day when I finally get a chance to post the threads I am interested in are so old that no one cares.  That makes me sad.

    I <3 DLD.  And me too, everything is over by the time I get to it.

    I love you more.

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    imageCinemaGoddess:

    1.  I don't remember DLD.  Should I?

    2.  I feel like the board has gotten super judgy in the last week or so.  I don't like it.

     

    If you start posting less as a result, I'll probably have to send 50 fruit pies to your house.

    Do not make me do that.

    No.  I'll still be here, but I'll be going "WTF is wrong with you hors?" a lot. 

    You've been warned.

    Rut-roh. 

    ::fist pumps::

    You're happy because I'm on warning with CG?

    OK. 

    LOL!

    Not you, KJ.  The whole board. 

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  • C has been sick with two ear infections for the past 2 days. He's never had a fever or ear infections before so we have no idea how to handle it and C is really being a baby jerk about it. So after waking us up at 5:00 (I get up at 5:30) I said screw it and got ready for work, I told DH that he had to take C to daycare today because I was bringing all my nurses coffee and donuts today.

    I just wanted to get out of the house, not listen to see C be cranky and make my DH see how hard it is to get yourself and your child ready by yourself in the AM. 

    He texted me at about 7:30 and said "Hope your nurses enjoyed their delicious donuts, C punched me in the face after you left and told me No 100 times" 

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    I'm struggling A LOT with my post baby body/image. I felt very sexy and comfortable with myself when I was pregnant with E (which I've never felt before, ever), and now I feel terrible. I can barely look in a mirror these days. I don't know what to do about it.

    I know how you feel. It has been 14 months since A and my husband and I have not done the deed in over two months because I still hate my PP body. Everything else went back to normal but my stomach looks gross. H deserves better than that.

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    1.  I don't remember DLD.  Should I?

    2.  I feel like the board has gotten super judgy in the last week or so.  I don't like it.

     

    If you start posting less as a result, I'll probably have to send 50 fruit pies to your house.

    Do not make me do that.

    No.  I'll still be here, but I'll be going "WTF is wrong with you hors?" a lot. 

    You've been warned.

    Rut-roh. 

    ::fist pumps::

    You're happy because I'm on warning with CG?

    OK. 

    LOL!

    Not you, KJ.  The whole board. 

    *exhales, feels further mollified* 

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  • imageJ+MS:
    Izzy is watering the sunflowers. Child labor at its finest.

    I give DD a bottle of water & vinegar & let her go to town when I clean. She also loves the hose attachment on the vacuum. Get it girl, momma hates bending to get the sideboards.  

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  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    1.  I don't remember DLD.  Should I?

    2.  I feel like the board has gotten super judgy in the last week or so.  I don't like it.

     

    No...I mean I was cool and all, but no,  Nothing I did really stood out.

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  • DH got laid off three weeks ago and has been home with us.  He has an interview today and we are leaving for vacation tomorrow. I am irrationally annoyed that of all days, today is the day he is gone for 6 hours. I am trying to pack and have the neediest kids. 

    BTW, we did not cancel vacation due to lay-off because it was all paid for.   Ya know in case you judgy hors want to know.

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    imageCinemaGoddess:

    1.  I don't remember DLD.  Should I?

    2.  I feel like the board has gotten super judgy in the last week or so.  I don't like it.

     

    No...I mean I was cool and all, but no,  Nothing I did really stood out.

    Oh. 

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  • This is random, but last night while I was brushing Louie's teeth in the tub, she started touching the tooth brush to her lady bits and cracking up. Then she started brushing her vagina area like she brushes her teeth. She was so proud of herself.  I had a total, WTF do I do moment. I want her to feel comfortable self exploring, but I kept thinking that this was the most awkward toddler moment thus far. Needless to say, her toothbrush took a bath in the dishwasher last night. 
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    Also - I hate going out to dinner on my birthday and having the waitstaff told it's my birthday.  Strangers singing to me in public disturbs me greatly. 

    It disturbs me too. It's awkward enough when family does it.

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  • I would go insane if I left TB.

    I'm not joking.

    I need the interaction with adults, even if it's just on the internets. 

    If anyone is judging me for this they can fuuuck right off. 

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    imageCinemaGoddess:

    Also - I hate going out to dinner on my birthday and having the waitstaff told it's my birthday.  Strangers singing to me in public disturbs me greatly. 

    It disturbs me too. It's awkward enough when family does it.

    I agree!
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  • imagewife1014:

    DH got laid off three weeks ago and has been home with us.  He has an interview today and we are leaving for vacation tomorrow. I am irrationally annoyed that of all days, today is the day he is gone for 6 hours. I am trying to pack and have the neediest kids. 

    BTW, we did not cancel vacation due to lay-off because it was all paid for.   Ya know in case you judgy hors want to know.

    Hope your H has a successful interview. And enjoy your vacation!
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    This is random, but last night while I was brushing Louie's teeth in the tub, she started touching the tooth brush to her lady bits and cracking up. Then she started brushing her vagina area like she brushes her teeth. She was so proud of herself.  I had a total, WTF do I do moment. I want her to feel comfortable self exploring, but I kept thinking that this was the most awkward toddler moment thus far. Needless to say, her toothbrush took a bath in the dishwasher last night. 
    Is it inappropriate that I chortled and giggled and then cracked out laughing reading this? My kid touches his penis but he hasn't attempted to brush it yet

    I was cracking up too. The worst part was that it's a Yo Gabba Gabba tooth brush that plays "There's a Party in my Tummy" while they brush. It was just a while mess of wrong.  

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    I would go insane if I left TB.

    I'm not joking.

    I need the interaction with adults, even if it's just on the internets. 

    If anyone is judging me for this they can fuuuck right off. 

    All my friends live in my computer these days.

    samesies.
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    imageCinemaGoddess:

    I would go insane if I left TB.

    I'm not joking.

    I need the interaction with adults, even if it's just on the internets. 

    If anyone is judging me for this they can fuuuck right off. 

    I deleted my account and was back in two weeks. Yeah. 

    Also, I saw this on Pinterest last night and thought of you. Take that how you will.

     

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    LOL!  I would prefer to cuddle and make out with Doctor Who, tho. 

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  • Sorry Car Seat. ((hugs))

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    I got this new excite gel for my lady bits for sex and I love it. So sometimes I will put it down there just whenever because I like the feeling, then later when hub gets home jump his bones.

     

    come on, share the name of this wonderous product; my in-laws have been visiting this whole week and the hubby and I are sleeping on the floor in the study with glass doors. So, you know, when they leave tomorrow, we need to get some sexytime going

    Its called excite (feel the passion). I got it at Walmart for 6$ then after I used it and loved it I bought it for 4 of my friends haha. It's amazing.  

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