FFFC

DrinknDerive

Omg, Heather. Vom.

scoutkate

I don't understand why DLD is getting so much shiit.  Did I miss something?

DLD102

GhostMonkey:

DLD102:

LilyRose28:

It annoys me when old posters (on any board, not just this one) come out of the woodwork and right off the bat are nasty to people who have been posting on a regular basis. I get that they were probably well-liked a year ago but I feel like more than half of the current regular posters have no idea who the heck they are so they just come off as being rude.

TOTES agree... 

FFFC: I just don't understand why people can't quit smoking...boggles my mind. It's gross and it can KILL you.

Be happy you don't have first hand understanding of addiction. It's a mother fuvcker.

 

FFFC: My car registration is due this month. I have no clue when I can get to the DMV since I can't do it online (my insurance renewed this month and that system gets updated with new dates after the first of the month). I have had the money all month, I just don't want to part with it.

 Oh, I do know firsthand.  I smoked for seven years...I guess because I did it, I think all people can do it.  But that's I know that's snobbish...

ETA: quit...I quit after seven years.  It was hard, yo.

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Mom2Oli:

DLD102:

KoalaBear103:

I'm struggling A LOT with my post baby body/image. I felt very sexy and comfortable with myself when I was pregnant with E (which I've never felt before, ever), and now I feel terrible. I can barely look in a mirror these days. I don't know what to do about it.

This happened after I had my first.  And can I just say that yoga, in all forms, helped me lose the baby weight...and add tone.  

I have heard so many people say good things about yoga. I need to bite the bullet and try a couple classes at my gym. I just remember I hated Pilates and keep thinking they are the same.

They aren't though, are they?

Ummmm....same. but different.  Pilates is a form of yoga, but more intensive.  It focuses on muscle tone in specific areas.

KJmashup

scoutkate:

I don't understand why DLD is getting so much shiit.  Did I miss something?

This. 

jandy09

Nothing scandalous, just a bit liberating. Yesterday H, DD and I were out in the front yard doing some yard work. DD decided she wanted to nurse so I took her to the rocker on the porch and whipped it out right there. It was my first time NIP w/o a cover.

Can this excite gel please be shared? P.L.E.A.S.E.

Yules

scoutkate:

1.  I'm pretty sure a neighbor saw me picking cilantro in the garden yesterday wearing nothing but a cami, hose, and heels. 

That's fantastic, and I love that you grow your own cilantro.  

J+MS

KJmashup:

scoutkate:

I don't understand why DLD is getting so much shiit.  Did I miss something?

This. 

Do y'all think its because we "know" her? 

 

 

'cause I love some DLD. 

Jillibean85

DLD102:

GhostMonkey:

DLD102:

LilyRose28:

It annoys me when old posters (on any board, not just this one) come out of the woodwork and right off the bat are nasty to people who have been posting on a regular basis. I get that they were probably well-liked a year ago but I feel like more than half of the current regular posters have no idea who the heck they are so they just come off as being rude.

TOTES agree... 

FFFC: I just don't understand why people can't quit smoking...boggles my mind. It's gross and it can KILL you.

Be happy you don't have first hand understanding of addiction. It's a mother fuvcker.

 

FFFC: My car registration is due this month. I have no clue when I can get to the DMV since I can't do it online (my insurance renewed this month and that system gets updated with new dates after the first of the month). I have had the money all month, I just don't want to part with it.

 Oh, I do know firsthand.  I smoked for seven years...I guess because I did it, I think all people can do it.  But that's I know that's snobbish...

ETA: quit...I quit after seven years.  It was hard, yo.

My DH quit after 10 years... did the patch for one day and then just stopped cold turkey! Kudos to you!

DLD102

J+MS:

KJmashup:

scoutkate:

I don't understand why DLD is getting so much shiit.  Did I miss something?

This. 

Do y'all think its because we "know" her? 

 

 

'cause I love some DLD. 

You biiitches are funny. 

Yules

I forgot to bring water to the gym two days ago. So I went back to the babysitting room and took DS's sippy cup, filled it up with water and brought it on the treadmill with me. It made funny noises when I drank from it. 

DLD102

SookieFrackhouse68:

Butter update:

Went downstairs to get a cup of ice for my mid-morning soda indulgence.

SOMEONE HAS REMOVED THE BUTTER FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.

My favorite effing GIF in the whole wide world...you made my day.

Jillibean85

Yules:

scoutkate:

1.  I'm pretty sure a neighbor saw me picking cilantro in the garden yesterday wearing nothing but a cami, hose, and heels. 

That's fantastic, and I love that you grow your own cilantro.  

Bonus points if it was your neighbor's garden.

scoutkate

Yules:

scoutkate:

1.  I'm pretty sure a neighbor saw me picking cilantro in the garden yesterday wearing nothing but a cami, hose, and heels. 

That's fantastic, and I love that you grow your own cilantro.  

It has changed my life.  I think we've had cilantro in everything we've made this week. 

hannahbagels

mooshagirl:

I was taking a bath with DD1 a couple of days ago and she kept trying to go for my boobs and kept saying she wanted to drink mommy's milk like Stella. So to get her to shut up about it, I gave her a sippy of my pumped breast milk. She loved it. ETA: fixed shiit to shut cuz I can't spell!

Lol my DS1 was asking for some too. I thought I was so weird that I gave some to him, but glad im not alone. My kid spit it out and gagged though. 

Im having a hard time with PP body image after this one too (didn't after my first kid ). I'm starting Insanity workout next week. 

Manateearmz

DLD102:

SookieFrackhouse68:

Butter update:

Went downstairs to get a cup of ice for my mid-morning soda indulgence.

SOMEONE HAS REMOVED THE BUTTER FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.

My favorite effing GIF in the whole wide world...you made my day.

For serious, snot just flew from my nose because I snort-laughed at this.

FFFC: I said I had to poop last night. I sat on the toilet and did nothing but bumped and Facebook stalked. I just needed 5  minutes alone away from my draft watching husband and screaming kid.  

wife1014

Now that all the class below us has moved on over, I have no idea who anyone is.  I actually think their drama is crazier than ours and also have no interest in learning about it.  The story was awesome but I truly had no clue about any of it. 

I also thought about DLD in the FFFC posted above.  But I don't care. I love the chick so she does no wrong in my book. 

I am on so infrequently but lurk from my phone all day.  At the end of the day when I finally get a chance to post the threads I am interested in are so old that no one cares.  That makes me sad.

DLD102

LilyRose28:

It annoys me when old posters (on any board, not just this one) come out of the woodwork and right off the bat are nasty to people who have been posting on a regular basis. I get that they were probably well-liked a year ago but I feel like more than half of the current regular posters have no idea who the heck they are so they just come off as being rude.

Okay, I'll say it because I know I'm probably one of "those old posters"...

My original FFFC was I hate when posters hide behind general statements and are all passive-aggressive and shizz.  Pull up your BGP and be specific...at least you won't go down as obtuse and ambiguous.

DLD102

Yules:

I forgot to bring water to the gym two days ago. So I went back to the babysitting room and took DS's sippy cup, filled it up with water and brought it on the treadmill with me. It made funny noises when I drank from it. 

Guilty of that too.  Is that wrong?

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peakboo5

SookieFrackhouse68:

SOMEONE HAS REMOVED THE BUTTER FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.

LOL. If it was at my workplace it probably would have been there for weeks. Not many people use the stairs.

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Manateearmz

LoisLane23:

LilyRose28:

It annoys me when old posters (on any board, not just this one) come out of the woodwork and right off the bat are nasty to people who have been posting on a regular basis. I get that they were probably well-liked a year ago but I feel like more than half of the current regular posters have no idea who the heck they are so they just come off as being rude.

I agree with this. I've stayed pretty consistent with my posting and all of a sudden when old favorites but now random posters pop in all "Hey, y'all, remember me and my awesomeness. Suck it."

Eeeepppp!!! I hope this is me. I say "ya'll" and I am awesome! It's nice to be noticed.

 ::lives in denial with delusions of grandeur::

DLD102

wife1014:

Now that all the class below us has moved on over, I have no idea who anyone is.  I actually think their drama is crazier than ours and also have no interest in learning about it.  The story was awesome but I truly had no clue about any of it. 

I also thought about DLD in the FFFC posted above.  But I don't care. I love the chick so she does no wrong in my book. 

I am on so infrequently but lurk from my phone all day.  At the end of the day when I finally get a chance to post the threads I am interested in are so old that no one cares.  That makes me sad.

But how could you NOT?? I was up until midnight reading that shiit.

Love you, yo.

 

LILBIT1221

KJmashup:

I'm more than slightly disappointed that no one, except Sookie, found my siggy pic to be humorous.

i just don't get it.

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J+MS

car seat:

J+MS:

DLD102:

It's probably me...I piissed off some people yesterday.  I'm over it.

I both thought of you and Car Seat. I'm pretty sure I could fall in the category, too.

Have you really not been around a lot?  Haha, I thought you'd stayed here regularly!  You've been pretty consistent since I started batting around the idea of coming back. 

I really am not on as often as I used to be. I took a good long hiatus, popping in very seldomly.  I think you and I started posting again 'round the same time. 

DLD102

Manateearmz:

LoisLane23:

LilyRose28:

It annoys me when old posters (on any board, not just this one) come out of the woodwork and right off the bat are nasty to people who have been posting on a regular basis. I get that they were probably well-liked a year ago but I feel like more than half of the current regular posters have no idea who the heck they are so they just come off as being rude.

I agree with this. I've stayed pretty consistent with my posting and all of a sudden when old favorites but now random posters pop in all "Hey, y'all, remember me and my awesomeness. Suck it."

Eeeepppp!!! I hope this is me. I say "ya'll" and I am awesome! It's nice to be noticed.

 ::lives in denial with delusions of grandeur::

scoutkate

DC2London:

Yules:

scoutkate:

1.  I'm pretty sure a neighbor saw me picking cilantro in the garden yesterday wearing nothing but a cami, hose, and heels. 

That's fantastic, and I love that you grow your own cilantro.  

She's coming to steal it, yo.  Hide yo plants, hide yo wife.

 

lol

STAY OUT OF MY GARDEN, YULES!

Manateearmz

LILBIT1221:

KJmashup:

I'm more than slightly disappointed that no one, except Sookie, found my siggy pic to be humorous.

i just don't get it.

This makes me sad, because you are missing out. It's really funny.

peakboo5

KoalaBear103:

I'm struggling A LOT with my post baby body/image. I felt very sexy and comfortable with myself when I was pregnant with E (which I've never felt before, ever), and now I feel terrible. I can barely look in a mirror these days. I don't know what to do about it.

Creepy internet hugs. I know how you feel, hormones are a biitch. Don't let people brush off your comments by saying you look fine (which I am sure you do) but, if you're really down on yourself that's not good. I would maybe call your Dr. and mention it to them if you haven't already.

KJmashup

Mom2Oli:

mbenit4:

KJmashup:

I'm more than slightly disappointed that no one, except Sookie, found my siggy pic to be humorous.

I can't see most siggies and pics because work has it blocked.

KJ I was going to say the same thing, I can't see any images at work and getting to TB on my phone drives me to shoot myself in the head. I have been informed that's detrimental to my health so I try not to do it too often.

I'll describe it, but it won't be funny:

It's the cover of Prince's "Purple Rain," you know, where he sitting on the motorcycle. But the title is "Purple Rain Main," and it has Dustin Hoffman's Rain Man face superimposed on Prince's body.

I was crying when I first saw that ridiculous pic. I had to have it. 

megzway

As a smoker who quite for almost 4 years and than returned to it I get really frustrated when people say, "just put a patch on yo." Do you think if it was really that easy people would have such a hard time with it? That on average, smokers quit & restart a total of 7 times before finally quiting for good. Smoking has been known to be as hard to quit as heroin or cocaine.

 Even though I was able to quit, something no one thought I could do, I still craved a cigarette almost everyday I didn't smoke. The desire to enjoy a cigg was always there. It was just as if I was a recovering alcoholic. I had to take it one day at a time and tell myself that just one cigg would lead to another. Well that is just what happened. I was extremely stressed, started smoking one a night w/ DH & BAM I was back to buying my own pack again.  

Here is some reading to educate you.

https://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,149368,00.html

https://www.news-medical.net/news/20100422/Stopping-smoking-may-be-harder-than-quitting-heroin.aspx

https://www.acsh.org/healthissues/newsid.798/healthissue_detail.asp 

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2928221/?tool=pmcentrez 

wife1014

KJmashup:

Mom2Oli:

mbenit4:

KJmashup:

I'm more than slightly disappointed that no one, except Sookie, found my siggy pic to be humorous.

I can't see most siggies and pics because work has it blocked.

KJ I was going to say the same thing, I can't see any images at work and getting to TB on my phone drives me to shoot myself in the head. I have been informed that's detrimental to my health so I try not to do it too often.

I'll describe it, but it won't be funny:

It's the cover of Prince's "Purple Rain," you know, where he sitting on the motorcycle. But the title is "Purple Rain Main," and it has Dustin Hoffman's Rain Man face superimposed on Prince's body.

I was crying when I first saw that ridiculous pic. I had to have it. 

ahh, I see it now.

KJmashup

car seat:

Manateearmz:

LILBIT1221:

KJmashup:

I'm more than slightly disappointed that no one, except Sookie, found my siggy pic to be humorous.

i just don't get it.

This makes me sad, because you are missing out. It's really funny.

KJ, I was going to respond to this on the first page, but then I didn't because I'm lazy.  But I laughed my ass off.  Can we still say ass?  Ass.

Car Seat and Manatee have given me validation. I am mollified now. Thank you.

KJmashup

KJmashup:

car seat:

Manateearmz:

LILBIT1221:

KJmashup:

I'm more than slightly disappointed that no one, except Sookie, found my siggy pic to be humorous.

i just don't get it.

This makes me sad, because you are missing out. It's really funny.

KJ, I was going to respond to this on the first page, but then I didn't because I'm lazy.  But I laughed my ass off.  Can we still say ass?  Ass.

Car Seat and Manatee have given me validation. I am mollified now. Thank you.

Oh, and Ass. 

J+MS

megzway:

As a smoker who quite for almost 4 years and than returned to it I get really frustrated when people say, "just put a patch on yo." Do you think if it was really that easy people would have such a hard time with it? That on average, smokers quit & restart a total of 7 times before finally quiting for good. Smoking has been known to be as hard to quit as heroin or cocaine.

 Even though I was able to quit, something no one thought I could do, I still craved a cigarette almost everyday I didn't smoke. The desire to enjoy a cigg was always there. It was just as if I was a recovering alcoholic. I had to take it one day at a time and tell myself that just one cigg would lead to another. Well that is just what happened. I was extremely stressed, started smoking one a night w/ DH & BAM I was back to buying my own pack again.  

Here is some reading to educate you.

https://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,149368,00.html

https://www.news-medical.net/news/20100422/Stopping-smoking-may-be-harder-than-quitting-heroin.aspx

https://www.acsh.org/healthissues/newsid.798/healthissue_detail.asp 

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2928221/?tool=pmcentrez 

Here ya go, DLD, she has some "light" reading for you.

 

scoutkate

DC2London:

My kid is driving me BSMFC today.  So far he has thrown multiple cups of water, an entire box of Cheerios, a tub of TJ's cat crackers, a canister of slivered almonds, and an entire bowl of oatmeal on the floor.  He also took his diaper off and deliberately peed on Elmo.  I've had it.  I'm thisclose to putting him on the deck and letting him play out there by himself.  Except he's not supposed to play outside until the pollen count drops. DUDE.  CHILL THE EFF OUT.  I need a break.

I'm sorry.  But this cracked me the hell up.

ETA:  I hope your day gets better!