I HAVE TROUBLE GETTING A BABY.

KNemo · January 2012

I do, I do!!!

SpartanGirl24 · January 2012

This is quickly turning into my favorite post ever!

gplove94 · January 2012

TammyDoubleB:
OMG...the funniest thread ever!

It really is. I'm cracking up so hard my umvaries hurt. I hope it won't affect me getting pregly.

rrcraz7 · January 2012

rrcraz7:
dawn2zzs:

Ever see Super Troopers. They play the game Meow. To see how many times they can each say meow to people pulled over. Hilarious. Meow.

Also, I certainly hope you aren't suggesting a fraudulent marriage to stay in the country. Thats just as bad as having a baby to stay in the country.

If it's her boyfriend and not just some guy that she's trying to keep in the country, than I'm assuming that it wouldn't be a fraudulent marriage, just a better decision - but, I'd rather have her do that than try to have a kid. I don't agree with you that it is just as bad because with a marriage, there is no child involved... (at least right now).

I see your point. I guess I just don't agree with either.

luciddreamer106 · January 2012

MamaMercy:
minombre:

UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.
I thought it was called a uterus. OVARY is where your eggs come from.

UMVARY= uterus + ovary

duh.... Confused

argonne · January 2012

KNemo:
dawn2zzs:

I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.

Yesssss! My initial thought when I saw "right meow"

KNemo · January 2012

I'm freaking out man!!

SpartanGirl24 · January 2012

Susana1990 · January 2012

Find some one who gives you an orgasm with lots of fresh sperm... don't have a donor go shopping for some... but If you do, orgasms and lots of them that how accidental babies happen to my friends in highschool lol joking friends I love you but really you need a really good orgasm around ovulation...

Staceyew · January 2012

WOW! This post is great. I'm having fun reading it, even though OP is MUD.

KNemo · January 2012

bdcram:
"You are freaking out... Man"

I could seriously do this all day. But I have to get work done. One last one:

These snozberries taste like snozberries.

rrcraz7 · January 2012

Susana1990:
Find some one who gives you an orgasm with lots of fresh sperm... don't have a donor go shopping for some... but If you do, orgasms and lots of them that how accidental babies happen to my friends in highschool lol joking friends I love you but really you need a really good orgasm around ovulation...

What?

KNemo · January 2012

rrcraz7:
Susana1990:
Find some one who gives you an orgasm with lots of fresh sperm... don't have a donor go shopping for some... but If you do, orgasms and lots of them that how accidental babies happen to my friends in highschool lol joking friends I love you but really you need a really good orgasm around ovulation...

What?

???

SpartanGirl24 · January 2012

Nemo, this was fun. I have to go do some work too ladies. Have a great day!

MamaMercy · January 2012

luciddreamer106:
MamaMercy:
minombre:

UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

I thought it was called a uterus. OVARY is where your eggs come from.

UMVARY= uterus + ovary

duh....

OH how silly of me lol

Susana1990 · January 2012

If she doesn't have a person with a functional penis (on who does is called donor) Go Shop for sperm at the sperm bank they have many selections. If you have sperm donor. Then let the orgasms begin... Sorry thinking faster than I can type..

kelnyc · January 2012

Susana1990:
If she doesn't have a person with a functional penis (on who does is called donor) Go Shop for sperm at the sperm bank they have many selections. If you have sperm donor. Then let the orgasms begin... Sorry thinking faster than I can type..

Dude... no.

Susana1990 · January 2012

LOL... What its just a thought...

PenelopePond · January 2012

Susana1990:
If she doesn't have a person with a functional penis (on who does is called donor) Go Shop for sperm at the sperm bank they have many selections. If you have sperm donor. Then let the orgasms begin... Sorry thinking faster than I can type..

Wtf do orgasms have to do with it? As a person who has never had an orgasm, I can assure you it makes no difference *points to ticker*

kelnyc · January 2012

Susana1990:
LOL... What its just a thought...

Not a coherent one!

Susana1990 · January 2012

Dude she wants to have a baby if you read the advice on the website you will see that orgasm gives you a pulsation that helps the sperm swim to your egg... Never had an orgasm hah if you had one you would know... read mama read.. you'll learn something... matter of fact let me find it for you... on this site...

gplove94 · January 2012

AndreaR1983:
Susana1990:
If she doesn't have a person with a functional penis (on who does is called donor) Go Shop for sperm at the sperm bank they have many selections. If you have sperm donor. Then let the orgasms begin... Sorry thinking faster than I can type..
Wtf do orgasms have to do with it? As a person who has never had an orgasm, I can assure you it makes no difference *points to ticker*

I think she means a male orgasm..for the sperm... I think. Hard to comprehend.

luciddreamer106 · January 2012

Susana1990:
If she doesn't have a person with a functional penis (on who does is called donor) Go Shop for sperm at the sperm bank they have many selections. If you have sperm donor. Then let the orgasms begin... Sorry thinking faster than I can type..

Hmm I'm gonna say that's bad advice.

rrcraz7 · January 2012

Susana1990:
If she doesn't have a person with a functional penis (on who does is called donor) Go Shop for sperm at the sperm bank they have many selections. If you have sperm donor. Then let the orgasms begin... Sorry thinking faster than I can type..

What?

Complete absurdity. I don't think there was any thinking actually involved in that typing.

rrcraz7 · January 2012

Susana1990:
Dude she wants to have a baby if you read the advice on the website you will see that orgasm gives you a pulsation that helps the sperm swim to your egg... Never had an orgasm hah if you had one you would know... read mama read.. you'll learn something... matter of fact let me find it for you... on this site...

Relax on the ellipses. An orgasm is not necessary to pregnancy. I've had two, both without orgasm. I think she knows whether shes had an orgasm, she hardly needs your "hah". I think you sound like an idiot.

NJMom050911 · January 2012

This thread is GOLD! I love you ladies.

Susana1990 · January 2012

I give up when you guys find the article on the website hit me up... until then have fun making babies is all it boils down to dang you all so up tight with your mood swings chill... Have fun... you all act like some of you guys never made a baby while you climaxed... JUST Chill I didn't think I struck a nerve that bad it went from being fun to being serious because I told her have lots of orgasm for get the orgasm then and keep it moving she can take it of leave it... do the same move on lol...

rrcraz7 · January 2012

Susana1990:
I give up when you guys find the article on the website hit me up... until then have fun making babies is all it boils down to dang you all so up tight with your mood swings chill... Have fun... you all act like some of you guys never made a baby while you climaxed... JUST Chill I didn't think I struck a nerve that bad it went from being fun to being serious because I told her have lots of orgasm for get the orgasm then and keep it moving she can take it of leave it... do the same move on lol...

I act like I've never made a baby when I climaxed because I haven't. One article on The Bump does not make fact.

Do you have a brain?

mrsadamc 05 · January 2012

Susana1990:
I give up when you guys find the article on the website hit me up... until then have fun making babies is all it boils down to dang you all so up tight with your mood swings chill... Have fun... you all act like some of you guys never made a baby while you climaxed... JUST Chill I didn't think I struck a nerve that bad it went from being fun to being serious because I told her have lots of orgasm for get the orgasm then and keep it moving she can take it of leave it... do the same move on lol...

Are you drunk?

Because you are typing like a drunk girl talks.

NJMom050911 · January 2012

Susana1990:
I give up when you guys find the article on the website hit me up... until then have fun making babies is all it boils down to dang you all so up tight with your mood swings chill... Have fun... you all act like some of you guys never made a baby while you climaxed... JUST Chill I didn't think I struck a nerve that bad it went from being fun to being serious because I told her have lots of orgasm for get the orgasm then and keep it moving she can take it of leave it... do the same move on lol...

Yes there is an article out there that says that a female orgasm can pull the sperm in but it's absolutely not necessary. There are also articles for the shettles method that advise you NOT to have an orgasm. There are lots of articles that tell you how to get pregnant and lots of them make no sense and should be taken with a grain on salt.So if anyone should go read is you. Maybe your comment would have been funny if you wrote it in a way that we could comprehend.

KNemo · January 2012

Susana1990:
I give up when you guys find the article on the website hit me up... until then have fun making babies is all it boils down to dang you all so up tight with your mood swings chill... Have fun... you all act like some of you guys never made a baby while you climaxed... JUST Chill I didn't think I struck a nerve that bad it went from being fun to being serious because I told her have lots of orgasm for get the orgasm then and keep it moving she can take it of leave it... do the same move on lol...

Did you bother to read this thread past OPs nonsense. I don't think a lack of fun times is why you are getting quoted, dear. It's due to your nonsensical statements.

I have orgasms all the time. I've been pregly once. You do the math!

catahoulatte · January 2012

Susana1990:
I give up when you guys find the article on the website hit me up... until then have fun making babies is all it boils down to dang you all so up tight with your mood swings chill... Have fun... you all act like some of you guys never made a baby while you climaxed... JUST Chill I didn't think I struck a nerve that bad it went from being fun to being serious because I told her have lots of orgasm for get the orgasm then and keep it moving she can take it of leave it... do the same move on lol...

OMG. WTF is with this chick?

There is so much nonsense in these confusing, one or two sentence posts of hers it's making my head spin.

Susana1990 · January 2012

Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

Mother Meghan · January 2012

CMSullivan326:
minombre:

UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

It's a OVARY. And it's actually NOT where the baby grows, it's where the egg comes from....

Bless your heart.

Hey lady! I was ready to roll my eyes and get the heck out of this thread, but I can't stop laughing! OP, thank you, you made my day. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at MUD before. The typos are just hilarious. Umvary is officially my new favorite word.

PenelopePond · January 2012

Susana1990:
Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

I didn't question whether you had ever had one. I said I had never had one.

KNemo · January 2012

Susana1990:
Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

1. I can barely read this crap.

2. Who is "main girl?"

3. There is a button on the right of each post of the thread labeled, "quote." Use it.

Susana1990 · January 2012

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

TammyDoubleB · January 2012

bdcram:

Susana1990:
Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

None of this made sense. Thanks for attempting to clear that up though.

True.

catahoulatte · January 2012

Susana1990:
Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

None of this makes any sense. Seriously.

Neither does this gem: accidental babies happen to my friends in highschool lol joking friends I love you but really you need a really good orgasm around ovulation

Trust me, no one is twisting your words. This is all just impossible to read.

gplove94 · January 2012

Susana1990:
Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

I think someone needs to twist your words so that maybe they'll actually make sense.

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