I HAVE TROUBLE GETTING A BABY.

KNemo

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

Reading this killed more brain cells than huffing paint, only without the high! 

Susana1990

Well I'm Sorry hun for reading wrong and I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong. but thats besides the point I really don't want to argue about orgasm its stupid Like this Is my last comment for the day. I'm sorry if I offended any one. it was not my intentions I was trying to tell her to try having one it might help. but I see its a sensitive subject. so I'll leave it alone. and I'm still new to the site I don't know nothing about brackets and am to lazy to use them and main girl is the girl who started this bored of how to get pregnant fast...

JellyTwoPointO

OMG this thread is a riot.

Thanks for brightening my sh*tty day! :-D

EllaBelle2010

bdcram:

Susana1990:

Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

None of this made sense.  Thanks for attempting to clear that up though. 

Oh.Em.Geee!!! You can conceive peace?! How cool is that? I definitely want peace to come from my umvary!

Peace to you, and to you, and to you! Peace to all!

salt78

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

 

JellyTwoPointO

EllaBelle2010:

bdcram:

Susana1990:

Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

None of this made sense.  Thanks for attempting to clear that up though. 

Oh.Em.Geee!!! You can conceive peace?! How cool is that? I definitely want peace to come from my umvary!

Peace to you, and to you, and to you! Peace to all!

Maybe I can pull the next Ghandi out of my umvary.

JumpAroundBucky

Susana1990:

Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

Thanks, but I'd rather conceive a baby.

What in the name of God is happening in this thread? I'm getting outta here right meow.  

luciddreamer106

salt78:

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

 

This made me laugh so hard, I cried!

chop2428

I'm so glad I lurked here today...made up lady bits, Super Trooper GIFS, a poster more drunk than the OP! It can't get any better than this!

MiniSteph

KNemo:

dawn2zzs:

I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.

 

 

This exactly! Thank you knemo, this was necessary.

Thank you OP for the entertainment. Snow day here.  

MissGOP

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

Susana1990--

I'm an English professor and I think I may be able to help. Your ideas are muddled due to issues with grammar and punctuation. This often causes issues with clarity.

I'm available to help with tutoring at reasonable rates if you're interested. Our first lesson might involve comma usage and run-on sentences. Send me a PM if you'd like to know more.

I hate to post and run, but I'm off to teach another class. In the meantime, here is a link that might help you with some basics about sentence structure: https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/598/02/

landosmommy

Wow, looks like I missed out on a "lot". LOVED the super troopers gifs!!! thanks Nemo!!!

calli0pe00

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

 

MiniSteph

Susana1990:

Well I'm Sorry hun for reading wrong and I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong. but thats besides the point I really don't want to argue about orgasm its stupid Like this Is my last comment for the day. I'm sorry if I offended any one. it was not my intentions I was trying to tell her to try having one it might help. but I see its a sensitive subject. so I'll leave it alone. and I'm still new to the site I don't know nothing about brackets and am to lazy to use them and main girl is the girl who started this bored of how to get pregnant fast...

Oh dear lord...the grammar...::cries::

Every English teacher in the world is cringing right meow.  

Be responsible, use your grammar correctly. Thank you.

kje120

I think Susana and the OP are the same person because none of that shiit is readable.

Shayliz

WHO WROTE THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE NOTE? HORRIBLE HORRIBLE GIRLS...

sorry... the polish woman from Two Broke Girls this past week is who I picture is posting. 

BankerBSN

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

I am so glad that you stopped by to give advice.  I got a good laugh.  Can't wait to hear what other tricks you have up your sleeve for conceiving peace...if you are willing to share...

daisy19782011

I am laughing so hard right now---I'm sure the people at work wonder what on earth I am doing!

daisy19782011

slightlyslapdash:

Shayliz:

WHO WROTE THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE NOTE? HORRIBLE HORRIBLE GIRLS...

sorry... the polish woman from Two Broke Girls this past week is who I picture is posting. 

Shay FTW!!  

love that show!

Ashbear2

gplove94:

No sorry I have a vagina, I can't get anyone pregnant.

BAHAHAHA!!! 

SaraOflaherty

Just feeling the need to point out that babies do NOT help you get through the immigration process any easier.

That is all. 

Ashbear2

minombre:

CAN YOU NOT AND JUST ADVICE ME HOW TO GET A BABY IN MYUMVARY RIGHT AWAY.

No, cuz it's funny.

It's a uterus, not a umvary.

And if you don't even know what it's called, GL trying to get a baby in it. 

tatercater

This is the best thing I've read since the fisting incident of 2011.  I have been laughing so hard reading this.  Thanks to everyone who contributed to my giggles!

LovestruckAJ

bdcram:

Susana1990:

Hold up she came at me wrong... but like I said Chill out it really not that serious. I don't like sounding like a B. but I will its not that serious some of Yah insulting main girl who ask the questions intelligence. and Yah get mad at me for tell her to have a orgasm. Funny just keep it moving... and she was questioning me whether I ever had one... so main girl who ask the question for get the ignorance that has came up to you. it got way out of hand there is really no way of speeding the process of sperm meeting egg. but have fun doing it... and don't let uptight people discourage you. just do what make you happy... in the end I'll get hate mail idc I'm worried more about mine... Have fun conceiving peace.

None of this made sense.  Thanks for attempting to clear that up though. 

Seriously. Please just stop before my IQ drops any further from trying to decipher what the hell you're trying to say.

happilyeverafterxo

KNemo:

Susana1990:

Did I said it was necessary no... I said have one it will help she ask for advice... you guys said what do they have to do with what she ask me. I told her have an orgasms lots of them it will probably help. so you sound like the idiot because I never said that that was the only way she could get pregnant. I only advise her to try it duh. I don't want to argue with you I have better things to do but stop twisting my words and like I said before she can take it or leave it. if she leaves it it her choice just like it was your choice to argue over some one else opinion. GET OVER IT...

Reading this killed more brain cells than huffing paint, only without the high! 

I'm so late to this party, but this is another reason why I love you, Nemo! Bahahah!

bridetobemo

TammyDoubleB:

OMG...the funniest thread ever!

I couldnt agree more!! I'm a dying laughing over here!

OneHotMama89

slightlyslapdash:

minombre:

UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

 

 

shediva1

Glad I lurked today, this thread is awesome. "Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...Littering and smoking the reefer." -Thorny

canthardlywait426

slightlyslapdash:

Shayliz:

WHO WROTE THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE NOTE? HORRIBLE HORRIBLE GIRLS...

sorry... the polish woman from Two Broke Girls this past week is who I picture is posting. 

Shay FTW!!  

Yes!! Love the show! Horrible horrible girls.

Da0419

chop2428:

I'm so glad I lurked here today...made up lady bits, Super Trooper GIFS, a poster more drunk than the OP! It can't get any better than this!

This!

My apologies for being a lurker, but you gals are hilarious!  Btw, I think she meant "Have fun conceiving" [comma] "peace."  Personally I think it would be more fun to keep going at it until peace is conceived.  Keep doing it for world peace...someone should put that on a tshirt of something.

Da0419

slightlyslapdash:

Da0419:

chop2428:

I'm so glad I lurked here today...made up lady bits, Super Trooper GIFS, a poster more drunk than the OP! It can't get any better than this!

This!

My apologies for being a lurker, but you gals are hilarious!  Btw, I think she meant "Have fun conceiving" [comma] "peace."  Personally I think it would be more fun to keep going at it until peace is conceived.  Keep doing it for world peace...someone should put that on a tshirt of something.

Make love, not war! 

...or that...

KNemo

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