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I HAVE TROUBLE GETTING A BABY.

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I NEED TO GET PREGNANT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR REASONS. CAN YOU HELP ME?
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  • ukcats27ukcats27 member
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    FET #1 - 9/16/13 - BFN

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  • gplove94gplove94 member
    No sorry I have a vagina, I can't get anyone pregnant.


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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member

    What would you like us to do? Send some sperm? Have sex for you? I don't understand.

    What are the reasons you need to be PG asap?

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  • MamaMercyMamaMercy

    imageminombre:
    I NEED TO GET PREGNANT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR REASONS. CAN YOU HELP ME?

    I smell MUD

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  • ansi29ansi29 member
    minombre! Bless your heart. Thank goodness you're here. I need these instructions asap.
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  • SpartanGirl24SpartanGirl24 member

    MUD

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    DX - Unexplained IF
    3/13-9/13 - 2 Clomid IUIs & 3 Injectable IUIs - All BFN
    Cycle 25 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol - ER 11/18 (11R, 9F) - ET 11/23 (1 "good" early blast) - none left to freeze - BFN
    Cycle 26 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol  - ER 1/17 (12R, 11M, 8 F) - ET 1/22 (2 "good" expanded blasts) 
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  • minombreminombre
    CAN YOU NOT AND JUST ADVICE ME HOW TO GET A BABY IN MYUMVARY RIGHT AWAY.
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  • MouseKT22MouseKT22 member
    This isn't even good MUD.
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  • SpartanGirl24SpartanGirl24 member

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    minombre! Bless your heart. Thank goodness you're here. I need these instructions asap.

    Yes 

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    Me:29 DH:30
    TTC since 10/11
    HSG, BW, Ultrasound, SA, Genetic testing, Karyotype - all normal
    DX - Unexplained IF
    3/13-9/13 - 2 Clomid IUIs & 3 Injectable IUIs - All BFN
    Cycle 25 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol - ER 11/18 (11R, 9F) - ET 11/23 (1 "good" early blast) - none left to freeze - BFN
    Cycle 26 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol  - ER 1/17 (12R, 11M, 8 F) - ET 1/22 (2 "good" expanded blasts) 
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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member

    imageminombre:
    CAN YOU NOT AND JUST ADVICE ME HOW TO GET A BABY IN MYUMVARY RIGHT AWAY.

    NO CAN'T ADVICE YOU. SADLY

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  • Juicy71Juicy71 member

    What's an umvary?

    Also, if you guys figure out how to get HER pregnant, can you help me too?  I need to get baby quickly too!!

    My guess is that she lied to someone that she was pregnant so they'd marry her and she'd get her green card... now she has to figure out how to fill her umvary so that she isn't deported!

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  • kristykay123kristykay123 member
    Me too
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  • CMSullivan326CMSullivan326 member

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    Have sex... Don't use condoms.

    Best advice EVER!....

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  • Svenny1011Svenny1011 member
    I might be able to help, but first you need to tell me what a myumvary is.
    Married since 2008 | TTC #1 since 2011

    2 losses: Nov '11 and Aug '12
    Dx: Feb '13 - HSG shows clear tubes but minor diverticulitis; Borderline DOR; Low DHEA and low testosterone.
    Moving on to IUI or IVF.

    3.4.13:  Holy crap! Surprise natural BFP on cycle #19. EDD 11.12.13
    We've got a peen.....it's a boy! 
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  • minombreminombre
    YOU KNOW ABOUT IMMIGRANTS LAWS? I NEED ADVISE.
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  • kristykay123kristykay123 member
    imageCMSullivan326:

    imagebdcram:
    Have sex... Don't use condoms.

    Best advice EVER!....

    ::Waves at Sully in ridiculous thread::

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  • gplove94gplove94 member

    imageminombre:
    CAN YOU NOT AND JUST ADVICE ME HOW TO GET A BABY IN MYUMVARY RIGHT AWAY.

    Well I usually don't want to give out my secret for how to get babies in umvaries, but if you tell me why you need one asap maybe I'll make an exception and advice you.



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  • mrsjollybrownmrsjollybrown member

    imageminombre:
    YOU KNOW ABOUT IMMIGRANTS LAWS? I NEED ADVISE.

    MUD! 

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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member

    imageminombre:
    YOU KNOW ABOUT IMMIGRANTS LAWS? I NEED ADVISE.

    You'll have to get the mud out of your cooter first.

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  • minombreminombre

    UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

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  • LadylecLadylec member
    Between this and the "TTC while on the pill" post I have a migraine.
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  • Juicy71Juicy71 member

    Here's a quote from her same post on the BOTB board: 

    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     
    Ummm... meow?  You can get kittens pretty easily - just go to craigslist.
     
    They also gave you good advice there that you getting KU is not going to keep your boyfriend in the country.  Try getting married... that's a little better chance.  Personally I don't find keeping your boyfriend in the country to be a good enough reason to make you a mother.
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  • JellyTwoPointOJellyTwoPointO member
    *giggle*

    I'm actually entertained by this thread.  *sigh* If only the drama and MUD on TTCAL was this silly, we'd actually have some peace around there.
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    I love my rainbow baby!


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  • CMSullivan326CMSullivan326 member
    imagerrcraz7:

    imageminombre:
    YOU KNOW ABOUT IMMIGRANTS LAWS? I NEED ADVISE.

    You'll have to get the mud out of your cooter first.

    OK seriously...I just laughed so loud I scared my DS..he jumped & then looked at me like, "WTF is wrong with you?!"

    LMAO!

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  • ahbEsqahbEsq member
    imageminombre:

    UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

    Looks like someone decided that the boards were a little too quiet today.   


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  • CMSullivan326CMSullivan326 member
    imageminombre:

    UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

    It's a OVARY. And it's actually NOT where the baby grows, it's where the egg comes from....

    Bless your heart.

    <3 *Evan Michael* <3
    {06/15/2010 ~ 9lbs. 4oz, 22.5in.}
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  • KNemoKNemo member
    imagedawn2zzs:
    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     

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  • MamaMercyMamaMercy
    imageminombre:

    UMVARY IS PLACE BABY GROW BEGIN.

    I thought it was called a uterus. OVARY is where your eggs come from.
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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member
    imagedawn2zzs:

    Here's a quote from her same post on the BOTB board: 

    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     
    Ummm... meow?  You can get kittens pretty easily - just go to craigslist.
     
    They also gave you good advice there that you getting KU is not going to keep your boyfriend in the country.  Try getting married... that's a little better chance.  Personally I don't find keeping your boyfriend in the country to be a good enough reason to make you a mother.

    Ever see Super Troopers. They play the game Meow. To see how many times they can each say meow to people pulled over. Hilarious. Meow.

    Also, I certainly hope you aren't suggesting a fraudulent marriage to stay in the country. Thats just as bad as having a baby to stay in the country.

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  • SpartanGirl24SpartanGirl24 member
    imagedawn2zzs:

    Here's a quote from her same post on the BOTB board: 

    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     
    Ummm... meow?  You can get kittens pretty easily - just go to craigslist.
     
    They also gave you good advice there that you getting KU is not going to keep your boyfriend in the country.  Try getting married... that's a little better chance.  Personally I don't find keeping your boyfriend in the country to be a good enough reason to make you a mother.

    Meow, all I can say is Super Troopers! This thread might be MUD, but I'm laughing over here! Right MEOW!

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    Me:29 DH:30
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    HSG, BW, Ultrasound, SA, Genetic testing, Karyotype - all normal
    DX - Unexplained IF
    3/13-9/13 - 2 Clomid IUIs & 3 Injectable IUIs - All BFN
    Cycle 25 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol - ER 11/18 (11R, 9F) - ET 11/23 (1 "good" early blast) - none left to freeze - BFN
    Cycle 26 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol  - ER 1/17 (12R, 11M, 8 F) - ET 1/22 (2 "good" expanded blasts) 
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  • gplove94gplove94 member
    imageKNemo:
    imagedawn2zzs:
    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     

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    Exactly what I thought of Nemo hahahaha



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  • SpartanGirl24SpartanGirl24 member
    Damn, you beat me Nemo!
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    Anniversary

    Me:29 DH:30
    TTC since 10/11
    HSG, BW, Ultrasound, SA, Genetic testing, Karyotype - all normal
    DX - Unexplained IF
    3/13-9/13 - 2 Clomid IUIs & 3 Injectable IUIs - All BFN
    Cycle 25 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol - ER 11/18 (11R, 9F) - ET 11/23 (1 "good" early blast) - none left to freeze - BFN
    Cycle 26 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol  - ER 1/17 (12R, 11M, 8 F) - ET 1/22 (2 "good" expanded blasts) 
    2 frosties - Beta 2/4 - BFP! 2104, 2/7 -  4780, ultrasound 2/12 - holy shiz, there are 2!
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  • KNemoKNemo member

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    Damn, you beat me Nemo!

     I can't help it. It's my favoritest movie in the whole wide world! Now, off to find a "chicken fcuker" gif...

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  • SpartanGirl24SpartanGirl24 member
    imageKNemo:

    imageSpartanGirl24:
    Damn, you beat me Nemo!

     I can't help it. It's my favoritest movie in the whole wide world! Now, off to find a "chicken fcuker" gif...

    Hahaha let me help

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    Me:29 DH:30
    TTC since 10/11
    HSG, BW, Ultrasound, SA, Genetic testing, Karyotype - all normal
    DX - Unexplained IF
    3/13-9/13 - 2 Clomid IUIs & 3 Injectable IUIs - All BFN
    Cycle 25 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol - ER 11/18 (11R, 9F) - ET 11/23 (1 "good" early blast) - none left to freeze - BFN
    Cycle 26 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol  - ER 1/17 (12R, 11M, 8 F) - ET 1/22 (2 "good" expanded blasts) 
    2 frosties - Beta 2/4 - BFP! 2104, 2/7 -  4780, ultrasound 2/12 - holy shiz, there are 2!
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  • KNemoKNemo member
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    CAN YOU ALSO FIND A CARRAMROD ONE?!?!?  :) 

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    DONE!!!!!!

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  • Juicy71Juicy71 member
    imagerrcraz7:
    imagedawn2zzs:

    Here's a quote from her same post on the BOTB board: 

    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     
    Ummm... meow?  You can get kittens pretty easily - just go to craigslist.
     
    They also gave you good advice there that you getting KU is not going to keep your boyfriend in the country.  Try getting married... that's a little better chance.  Personally I don't find keeping your boyfriend in the country to be a good enough reason to make you a mother.

    Ever see Super Troopers. They play the game Meow. To see how many times they can each say meow to people pulled over. Hilarious. Meow.

    Also, I certainly hope you aren't suggesting a fraudulent marriage to stay in the country. Thats just as bad as having a baby to stay in the country.

    If it's her boyfriend and not just some guy that she's trying to keep in the country, than I'm assuming that it wouldn't *necessarily* be a fraudulent marriage, just a better decision - but, I'd rather have her do that than try to have a kid.  I don't agree with you that it is just as bad because with a marriage,  there is no child involved... (at least right now).

    Edited for a little more ambiguity ;)

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    Mommy to Sami (IVF), Born 8.30.13
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  • TammyDoubleBTammyDoubleB member
    OMG...the funniest thread ever!
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    Stage 1 Endo and Uterine Polyp removed and Cervix widened on July 9, 2012.
    IUI #1 Clomid 50 mg - 3/6/13 BFN
    IUI #2 Clomid 50 mg - 4/3/13 BFN
    IUI #3 Clomid 50 mg - 10/4/13 BFN
    IUI #4 Clomid 100 mg + HCG trigger - 11/2/13 BFN
    Cycle #28 - Clomid 100 mg + HCG trigger + TI (IUI #5 cancelled) - 2/5/14 BFN
    IUI #5 Clomid 100 mg + HCG trigger - 3/5/14 BFN
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  • luciddreamer106luciddreamer106 member
    imageKNemo:
    imagedawn2zzs:
    I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I GET A BABY IN MY UMVARY RIGHT MEOW.
     

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    That's exactly what I was thinking!

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    BFP #1: EDD 4/16/13~~blighted ovum w/ 2 gestational sacs~~Loss on 9/18/12
    BFP #2: EDD 9/3/13~~Slow HB at 1st U/S~~MMC -Loss on 2/13/13
    9/13, 10/13, 1/14: letrozole + trigger + TI = All BFNs
    3/14: IUI#1 letrozole/Bravelle/Menopur + trigger = BFN
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  • SpartanGirl24SpartanGirl24 member
    imageKNemo:
    imagebdcram:

    CAN YOU ALSO FIND A CARRAMROD ONE?!?!?  :) 

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    DONE!!!!!!

    YYEESSSSSSS!

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    Me:29 DH:30
    TTC since 10/11
    HSG, BW, Ultrasound, SA, Genetic testing, Karyotype - all normal
    DX - Unexplained IF
    3/13-9/13 - 2 Clomid IUIs & 3 Injectable IUIs - All BFN
    Cycle 25 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol - ER 11/18 (11R, 9F) - ET 11/23 (1 "good" early blast) - none left to freeze - BFN
    Cycle 26 - IVF w/ antagonist protocol  - ER 1/17 (12R, 11M, 8 F) - ET 1/22 (2 "good" expanded blasts) 
    2 frosties - Beta 2/4 - BFP! 2104, 2/7 -  4780, ultrasound 2/12 - holy shiz, there are 2!
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