She said she is glad we are going to Ireland this Christmas, because that means we will be here next Christmas. Why is that so important?
She'll get this new baby's first Christmas.
I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. Really? Because that's what it is all about, right? I get that she is excited, but seriously, calm down.

Re: My mother is ridiculous, BTW
omg you're pg!!!!!! congrats wee!!!!!!!!!! i feel like ive missed so much on here these past 3 weeks.
im so happy for you!
Your mom needs a throatpunch.