@duewithpu2 I literally whispered to my coworker yesterday that I couldn’t fit in our little office (it’s basically a hallway) between a chair that doesn’t push into the desk hole and a dude on the phone right across from said chair. She laughed so f*cking hard!! I did, too!! 🤣
@lillywonderland@duewithpu2 This reminds me of the story my MIL recently told me about the time she was at the end of her pregnancy with MH. They went to the diner and she was able to get into the booth just fine but he must have shifted forward while she was eating because she literally got stuck in the booth. And now this is my worst nightmare.
@cmdesigner once I was at the grocery store with my kid and she wanted to do the little quarter operated merry go round. So I put her on, and was walking around the thing with her. Well, I was too pregnant to make the turn where it was closest the wall but not aware of my wide status and totally got stuck in between the ride and the wall. Husband had to pull the horses backward to set me free. Horrifying. 🤣
@kiddiesandkitties I am so sorry! I’m absolutely dying of laughter over here! That is totally something that would happen to me! Oh my goodness! I probably would have peed myself!
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