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DD1 is obsessed with Annie and it is coming to town next month. so i want to take her but DD2 will not sit still through the whole thing so i think we have to leave her behind. this makes me feel so guilty. i want to do it all of us. but it just isn't worth it. even though i am pretty sure this won't ruin a 2yo's life, i feel like it will.
once in college i misjudged a fart and pooped in my pants. i was at a bar and there was nothing i could do besides tie a sweatshirt around my waist and tell everyone i got my period.
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@carries2018 Once in college, I poll danced at a bar. [I was trying to keep the conversation going here, so you didn't have to talk to yourself, but I have no idea what else to reply back to your college bar experience ]
*Siggy warning - loss mentioned* Preemie ID DDs; then DS; then natural M/C; now due 10/17 High risk for pre-term: weekly Makena injections
in my last pregnancy, i was like 8 months pregnant and i was so sick. some type of cold or something. i went to my primary and they told me since i was pregnant there is nothing they could really do and told me to take Tylenol. My OB's office was right down the hall so in pure panic i walked down there. in my walk i just starting sobbing.
i got to the office and went to the front desk...still sobbing...and said "i am sick i need medicine!" my OB comes around the corner and was like are you ok? and I started crying even harder, and shouted NO! she gave me a list of meds i could take and RXed a z-pack. i finally pulled myself together and i hear "carries2018?" from the waiting room. it was my best friend. she just saw me make the huge scene.
I kind of want to take one of my vacation days to stay home and sleep.
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I can't say I've pooped my pants, but one time in high school, I was wearing this pair of pants that kept riding up... so annoying. So I stood up in the library and attempted to shimmy the pants down a bit but somehow overestimated and pulled them down below my butt. How does that even happen?!?!
I pooped my pants in Kindergarten. My teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, so I blame her.
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I rolled down a street in a drunken giggle fit one Halloween. "The spins" hit me as the sober friends were trying to get me and two other drunk friends into the car so I laid down in the street and starting rolling awayyyyy
I pooped my pants when I was playing outside in the snow once. Underestimated a fart that turned out to be explosive diarrhea. In a snow suit. I was like 7 or 8 and was mortified and threw away my clothes, burying them in the outside trash so my mom wouldn't find them
Never pooped my pants, but one time in middle school I wore overalls with a shirt that was a little bit too small and kept riding up so you could see the skin of my torso on both sides of the overalls. Obviously that was mortifying, so in an effort to keep the shirt down, I ingeniously tucked it into the giant purple Hanes underwear I was wearing. I was getting a book from my locker when my teacher came up and fake-whispered that everyone could see my underwear -- instead of the underwear keeping the shirt down, the shirt pulled the underwear up so everyone could see that my shirt was tucked into my underwear and my underwear was bright purple. That moment of realization is the closest I've ever been to passing out ... I'm pretty sure I faked sick the rest of the week and my mom never knew why.
I just opened the sunglasses compartment in this badass Durango hoping that someone left a super expensive pair.
Pooping stories....I got nothing. I do have plenty of embarrassing stories from college, though. Most of them (haha, ok all of them) involve large amounts of rum.
I don't have any pooping stories that involve me. Just lots and lots of puking.
As for DD - we were out shopping in November at a discount warehouse store tucked back by itself and it was dark outside. DD said she had to go pee pee and because we were potty training it was all hands on deck. No bathroom to be found. So we ran out to the car and had her pee in the grass median in front of it. No one was coming it was all good. Then she says "mommy I have to poop too!" And left a giant turd on the grass as 2 cars pulled in and people left the store. Not my proudest mommy moment but I'll never forget it. We went back inside and there was a bathroom right there. I blame DH for not finding it before we went outside ...
This is my only poop story. And I wasn't even the "pooper." In high school I had one of my friends over and I had to leave the house for some reason and she stayed at the house. When I got back she was acting weird and said she had to leave. A little while later I go into my bathroom and find that the toilet had clogged and over flowed, and she had used all my bathroom towels to soak up the mess on the floor.
No pooping stories, but after I went back to work from having my son I accidently farted really loud in a patient's room. In my defense, I just had lunch and felt bloated. Well then I needed to sneeze and the next thing I know I farted from the sneeze. Luckily the patient slept through it all and didn't have any family in the room. I did peak into the hall to see if anyone at the nurses station heard it, it was that loud. So ladies, be sure to do your kegals!!!
i listen to country music. you could say i am kind of a big deal. lately DDs have been making me put on the trolls soundtrack in the car. now its like club carries2018 up in my mom-mobile. and we be like...
You ladies have had me dying here at work with your poop stories. Omg. So funny.
I don't have any poop stories because I have so much anxiety. I won't even fart in public, even in the bathrooms. I'm so worried that further into this pregnancy when I start to lose more control of my body that I'm going to accidently rip one at work.. and I work in an open concept office where EVERYONE will hear. I've thought about it a lot. Way more then a normal person should.
I don't want to work at all because of this fear. "HI I'm a SAHW because I'm afraid of farting at work".
I have been feeling terrrible the past two days. I spent pretty much all of yesterday on the couch, and today I'm working from home in bed. My dumb fit bit keeps going off on the :50 every hour telling me to get up and move. Stop judging me, bro.
I pooped at a Home Depot once. My mom was very much against us using the bathroom out in public. I thought I could hold it and I was wrong. I was a child. I am not sorry about it because I hate that place.
Me: 29 DH: 32 Married 9/27/2014 TTC Since 1/1/2017 BFP: 2/6/2017 Due Date: 10/13/17
@carries2018 My girls are almost always matching too. I even fold their match outfits together so I only have to grab one pile in the morning.
My random is that hubs and I finished off our kid free weekend (after cleaning up the flood mentioned in the weekend thread) with the completely erotic experience of...sitting at the table together to repair our glasses...while having a convincing about astrophysics...because apparently we are both elderly and nerdy now.
Also to continue about things that happen in our pants, I once got stung in the ass by a bee in college while walking across campus. A guy I liked was across the parking lot and totally saw me take off my pants while screaming and crying uncontrolably...
@carries2018 Your picture makes me want a little girl so bad! They are SOOOO cute!
My only recent story about poop involves my toddler, not me. Saturday night we are out to dinner, at a fairly nice restaurant to celebrate DH's birthday. DS starts pooping in his diaper. I let him finish and thankfully we were done at that point and I walked him to the bathroom to change him. And upon getting him up to change, I find poop. Everywhere. All down the back of one leg, like clear to his socks, all over the inside of his other leg. And the best part, he was in shorts. I'm pretty sure we left poop across the floor of the restaurant when he walked. I came out of the bathroom with a half naked kid, my husband is outside the door and he says, "This place is too nice, you can't let him walk out with out pants on." I just let him know that was the least of our worries at that point and to walk fast.
I don't have any cool poop stories. I guess my most embarrassing story would be puking out of my supervisor's car a few weeks ago due to MS. It was an hour car ride each way to the jail and back. On the way, I felt nauseous but was able to overcome it. On the way back, I started to feel nauseous right away, so I tried to take a nap to make the time pass faster. It worked, but when I woke up about 10 minutes from town, I felt sooooo sick. I tried to hold it in, but finally started to tell her, "I don't feel so good---" and it started coming up! Luckily she had fast reflexes and pulled the car over super fast. I opened the door and puked out onto the ground (still seatbelted in and everything). When I was done, she simply said, "That was efficient." Needless to say, I was mortified.
I feel sorry for you non-public poopers. I poop at work on the daily and if I got to go, I've got to go and I am not holding that (literal) shit in.
Hell, I don't even like waiting to pee and sometimes DH has to pull on a gravel road if we aren't close to a bathroom. #ipeeoutsideifihaveto
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I don't have any randomness other than the fact that I would forget my ass if it wasn't attached to me lately...... #pregnancybrain
Preemie ID DDs; then DS; then natural M/C; now due 10/17
High risk for pre-term: weekly Makena injections
in my last pregnancy, i was like 8 months pregnant and i was so sick. some type of cold or something. i went to my primary and they told me since i was pregnant there is nothing they could really do and told me to take Tylenol. My OB's office was right down the hall so in pure panic i walked down there. in my walk i just starting sobbing.
i got to the office and went to the front desk...still sobbing...and said "i am sick i need medicine!" my OB comes around the corner and was like are you ok? and I started crying even harder, and shouted NO! she gave me a list of meds i could take and RXed a z-pack. i finally pulled myself together and i hear "carries2018?" from the waiting room. it was my best friend. she just saw me make the huge scene.
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My car is in the shop so I'm driving a gorgeous new limited edition Durango. I hope the shop takes a looooong time to fix my car.
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It was a dead end street so no threat of cars lol
@jessafishy I want to use a sick day so badly, but I need to save every single one of them for maternity leave in the fall.
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Pooping stories....I got nothing. I do have plenty of embarrassing stories from college, though. Most of them (haha, ok all of them) involve large amounts of rum.
As for DD - we were out shopping in November at a discount warehouse store tucked back by itself and it was dark outside. DD said she had to go pee pee and because we were potty training it was all hands on deck. No bathroom to be found. So we ran out to the car and had her pee in the grass median in front of it. No one was coming it was all good. Then she says "mommy I have to poop too!" And left a giant turd on the grass as 2 cars pulled in and people left the store. Not my proudest mommy moment but I'll never forget it. We went back inside and there was a bathroom right there. I blame DH for not finding it before we went outside ...
I've never shared that story with anyone before.
Neither one of us have ever spoke of this.
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No pooping stories, but after I went back to work from having my son I accidently farted really loud in a patient's room. In my defense, I just had lunch and felt bloated. Well then I needed to sneeze and the next thing I know I farted from the sneeze. Luckily the patient slept through it all and didn't have any family in the room. I did peak into the hall to see if anyone at the nurses station heard it, it was that loud. So ladies, be sure to do your kegals!!!
Everyone squeeze on 3!
May Siggy Challenge: Parenting Fails
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I don't have any poop stories because I have so much anxiety. I won't even fart in public, even in the bathrooms. I'm so worried that further into this pregnancy when I start to lose more control of my body that I'm going to accidently rip one at work.. and I work in an open concept office where EVERYONE will hear. I've thought about it a lot. Way more then a normal person should.
I don't want to work at all because of this fear. "HI I'm a SAHW because I'm afraid of farting at work".
Married 9/27/2014
TTC Since 1/1/2017
BFP: 2/6/2017
Due Date: 10/13/17
My random is that hubs and I finished off our kid free weekend (after cleaning up the flood mentioned in the weekend thread) with the completely erotic experience of...sitting at the table together to repair our glasses...while having a convincing about astrophysics...because apparently we are both elderly and nerdy now.
Also to continue about things that happen in our pants, I once got stung in the ass by a bee in college while walking across campus. A guy I liked was across the parking lot and totally saw me take off my pants while screaming and crying uncontrolably...
My only recent story about poop involves my toddler, not me. Saturday night we are out to dinner, at a fairly nice restaurant to celebrate DH's birthday. DS starts pooping in his diaper. I let him finish and thankfully we were done at that point and I walked him to the bathroom to change him. And upon getting him up to change, I find poop. Everywhere. All down the back of one leg, like clear to his socks, all over the inside of his other leg. And the best part, he was in shorts. I'm pretty sure we left poop across the floor of the restaurant when he walked. I came out of the bathroom with a half naked kid, my husband is outside the door and he says, "This place is too nice, you can't let him walk out with out pants on." I just let him know that was the least of our worries at that point and to walk fast.
I don't have any cool poop stories. I guess my most embarrassing story would be puking out of my supervisor's car a few weeks ago due to MS. It was an hour car ride each way to the jail and back. On the way, I felt nauseous but was able to overcome it. On the way back, I started to feel nauseous right away, so I tried to take a nap to make the time pass faster. It worked, but when I woke up about 10 minutes from town, I felt sooooo sick. I tried to hold it in, but finally started to tell her, "I don't feel so good---" and it started coming up! Luckily she had fast reflexes and pulled the car over super fast. I opened the door and puked out onto the ground (still seatbelted in and everything). When I was done, she simply said, "That was efficient." Needless to say, I was mortified.
Hell, I don't even like waiting to pee and sometimes DH has to pull on a gravel road if we aren't close to a bathroom. #ipeeoutsideifihaveto
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