FFFC (4/14)

dogperson11

Rarely flame free...

carries2018

DD1 is obsessed with getting married. ok, well really the ring that comes along with it. anyhoot she is a nose picker AND EATS IT!  i have tried everything to get her to stop. discipline, talking it out, ignoring, you name it. so i just started telling her she can't get married if she picks her nose and eats it. i mean i wouldn't marry a booger eater  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bluejeanbabi05

Oh I saw an AW your ring thread in another BMB awhile back. That might be cute. And helpful for our catfish to know who to target...

natleilynn

DH texted me to say he just got hit on at work and my first response was "did she buy anything? Maybe she can be your sugar momma?"

I'm the worst wife ever.

yasandson

@natleilynn my reaction extacly when H tells me he picked up a woman from the airport who hit on him and he had to talk continuously about me because she was agressive...: why you had to talk about me? Just play along baby... bigger tip!, Lool

Edited cause of spelling

bluejeanbabi05

natleilynn said:

DH texted me to say he just got hit on at work and my first response was "did she buy anything? Maybe she can be your sugar momma?"

I'm the worst wife ever.

Haha I encourage DH to flirt with the older designers he works with (he sells commercial flooring) to increase his sales. He works in Miami so this applies to men and women...

carries2018

bluejeanbabi05 said:

natleilynn said:

DH texted me to say he just got hit on at work and my first response was "did she buy anything? Maybe she can be your sugar momma?"

I'm the worst wife ever.

Haha I encourage DH to flirt with the older designers he works with (he sells commercial flooring) to increase his sales. He works in Miami so this applies to men and women...

hey your H and i are in the same industry! i bet he is at the same trade shows as us!

bluejeanbabi05

Two FFFCs today:

-I only made my bed for my Bump pics. I also made sure the background was clean so @carries2018 couldn't accuse me of photobombing with sex toys.

-DH has today off, and I pretty much do except for a noon conf call, so DH and I have music playing and we're basically having a series of dance parties.

carries2018

i flirt with guys at bars, with or without H there. i think flirting is healthy. it is all in good fun. one of our first kid free dates we were at the bar, and like after an hour of talking about the kids we were lost on topics to talk about. so he started talking to the chick next to him, and i talked to to dude next to me. it was hilarious.

bluejeanbabi05

@carries2018 oh that reminds me of a UO. I hate when my friends get pissy at their H's for discreetly checking another woman out. I had to listen to this the other day, my friend droned on and on to me about how her H quickly glanced at a girl's ass. Caused a blowout fight and she spent the night at her moms. COME ON. Hell, I check out some women's asses. I check out some men's asses. It's human nature. 

Eta: creepy and/or obvious and/or extended checking out is different.

NervousNelly825

I took today off to clean the house for my patents visit for Easter (also because I really need a day off). So far I've showered and snuggled with my dog on the couch. I would make the worst housewife ever.

beezeee

@bluejeanbabi05 I only made my bed for bump pics too. Also, there's a giant mound of clothes strategically hidden behind my bed 

bluejeanbabi05

@beezeemarie Sometimes, when DH needs the dryer and I have a load of clothes chilling in there, I just take them and dump them on the floor in my closet. DH likes to tell me I'm never allowed to get on our kids for cleaning their rooms because hi hypocrisy.

yasandson

@bluejeanbabi05 with you on that one. We check em together. Most of the time it goes "omg H look at that butt" and we rate it. 

bluejeanbabi05

yasandson said:

@bluejeanbabi05 with you on that one. We check em together. Most of the time it goes "omg H look at that butt" and we rate it. 

Hahahahahahaha. I haven't rated before, but I have called DH's attention to a great butt before. We're strange wives.

yasandson

GREAT. STRANGE. WIVES 

sjohns908

@bluejeanbabi05 @beezeemarie add me to that list as well. I made my bed and cleared off the crap on my nightstand. Ended up cropping it all out anyways. 

carries2018

i used to think that Hawaii was right next to Alaska. Maps are confusing ok?!

yasandson

I just take whatever's on the floor/bed/night stands put it in the bathroom (close the door so I dont have to deal with it until the next time i use it) and then take my hdbd pic. 

sjohns908

I'm in absolutely no hurry for a big baby bump. I see so many comments in HDBD about wanting to pop and I'm over here like nah, I like my regular clothes 

I'm almost to the point where even attempting my regular jeans is just dumb, but I haven't given up completely. I hate my maternity jeans. I hate the panels altogether

carries2018

@sjohns08 +1 i hate maternity jeans.

beezeee

@sjohns08 I'm in denial. I'm wearing regular jeans today, which I can button standing up ok, but they're seriously uncomfortable sitting down. My usual dress pants for work are much more forgiving. I'm going to end up sitting at my desk with my pants unbuttoned all day. I'm not ready to embrace maternity clothes yet.

sjohns908

@beezeemarie that's me too. I will wear my regular jeans if I'm going to the store because I'm ok standing up. I unbotton them in the car and then button back up before getting out. This baby hates it though, I can feel little kicks along my pants line when I'm sitting.

But if I'm going to be sitting somewhere for a long period of time, I cave and wear maternity pants. I hate how itchy the panels are and these ones I've had since dd1 over 8 years ago, so they're flared at the bottom and ugly as sin. They're also like an inch too short so I feel like a nerd lol

yasandson

+1 on hating maternity jeans. Plus, i didnt buy any, SIL who suffered a loss gave me all her stuff. Really generous of her. 
But she is 5' and im over here 5'10... So all her jeans are actually capris on me lol. 
It also helps that im a sweatpants addict. I can still wear mine since i bought them all large and comfy. 

beezeee

Has anyone tried the side panel pants? They seem the most normal and more comfortable not to have the panel squeezing my belly, but I feel like they'd fall down easily. I'm planning to just wear dresses all summer.

yasandson

@beezeemarie am going to google that lol didnt know it existed. I plan on wearing maxi dresses all summer too

carries2018

this comes from yesterdays UO, but i felt weird telling my parents i was pregnant after 2 years of marriage. bc now they KNOW i have sex. i like working under the assumption we are all virgins. my parents are, i am, everyone is.

bluejeanbabi05

@carries2018 I envy you that ability. My dad and stepmom don't really understand boundaries or overshare.

beezeee

@yasandson they just have little stretchy panels by the pockets instead of over your belly. Trying to attach a picture but this app sucks.

yasandson

carries2018 said:

this comes from yesterdays UO, but i felt weird telling my parents i was pregnant after 2 years of marriage. bc now they KNOW i have sex. i like working under the assumption we are all virgins. my parents are, i am, everyone is.

I didnt announce to anyone. H did for both our fams, exactly for that reason lol. Mind you i was married once before for 5 yrs so they knew i wasnt a virgin anymore. Still too weird for me to do it 

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carries2018

bluejeanbabi05 said:

@carries2018 I envy you that ability. My dad and stepmom don't really understand boundaries or overshare.

i just have to black out that one memory of the time i walked in on them.

yasandson

Loool @carries2018 Ooooor the headboard sound i used to hear (my room was right under theirs) 

dumbledoredies

I highly encourage my DH to check out other people. I check out other people. Men, women. One time we were out eating and our waitress had the best ass EVER and I was like "BUT DID YOU SEE THAT ASS?!" And he tried to deny it.. liar! It was impossible to not notice.

Yesterday I ate pizza for lunch and french fries, chips and spinach dip, and a (small) salad for dinner. In my defense the pizza was at a work function and my friend and I had plans to go out to eat. But I feel guilty.

natleilynn

Y'alls are crazy. Maternity pants are like wearing sweatpants to work every day and it's acceptable.

I mean, when it starts getting crazy hot, I'm going to switch to dresses, but right now I'm too lazy to shave sooooo.

Myelhsa

carries2018 said:

i used to think that Hawaii was right next to Alaska. Maps are confusing ok?!

This is valid. Maps are stoopid.

Myelhsa

I'm about to lose my shit on TB. They did some stupid update and now I don't have an option to gif or add a picture. I honestly don't know how to communicate effectively without gif...

bluejeanbabi05

@myelhsa I know!!!! I've had to go on the computer to post any images or gifs. LAME

natleilynn

@Myelhsa I'm so glad you posted that. I downloaded the app last night, thinking I might be more likely to participate after hours if I have it on my phone, but couldn't add a picture to save my life. I thought I was just getting too old and technologically challenged.

PizzaMonster3

@Myelhsa I KNOW! I am struggling with this new app bug that won't pop up the text box for gif or photo. When I go to mobile webite - same thing! Have to "request desktop site" to finally get it to work properly. 

[[ IMAGINE AN ANGRY GIF ]]

migdala

Oh man I guess I have a UO and a FFFC... The UO is that I do get mad on the very rare occasion DH checks out another woman in front of me -- I think it's happened only once and it did end in a fight.  It's a weird thing because I didn't feel jealous, I felt disrespected.  And I also felt like a hypocrite because she was wearing see-through leggings and bent over and we were both staring at her.  DH just stared a little bit longer and I had just gotten another BFN that day and I blew the eff up like a crazy person.

My FFFC is that DH is in the mountains and last night I ate an entire medium Domino's pizza by myself.  And a lava cake.  The pizza had extra toppings.  I haven't worked out in 3 months and I feel like a heifer but goddamn it was good.

Myelhsa

I tried to send a bashful [[Oh youuuuuu...]] gif to @natleilynn yesterday but I couldn't. So I just basically ignored her instead. TB IS RUINING FRIENDSHIPS.