TMI Tuesday 3/21

NotAPlaya-JustCrushAlot

And here I was judging my doctor's office for using Dixie cups instead of regular plastic urine cups. 

MrsFox2008

Whoa, reusing a pee cup! at my drs office they use little plastic cups that get thrown away. Also I leave a sample each and every visit. 

My TMI is I sweat a lot these days. More so then ever. I shower 2x a day. About one hour after my shower I feel so gross down there that I want to shower again. Ugh 

jayandaplus

Okay, my TMI: got a skin tag (first ever) on my neck, noticed it Sunday night. It hurt soooo bad! Noticed Tuesday morning it was gone. The thing done fell off! Gross.

nda_roxybabe

jayandaplus said:

Okay, my TMI: got a skin tag (first ever) on my neck, noticed it Sunday night. It hurt soooo bad! Noticed Tuesday morning it was gone. The thing done fell off! Gross.

I seriously lol'd at that.

SKZW

TMI & WTF: Hey kid, you're only 3 years old! I'm so happy that you're doing great with the potty training... but HOW do you have adult-sized poops?! I mean, how can that even legitimately come out of you?! You are such a small little guy, and you barely eat, and that seriously puts your parents' to shame! Damn, kid!!

hp_momma

SKZW said:

TMI & WTF: Hey kid, you're only 3 years old! I'm so happy that you're doing great with the potty training... but HOW do you have adult-sized poops?! I mean, how can that even legitimately come out of you?! You are such a small little guy, and you barely eat, and that seriously puts your parents' to shame! Damn, kid!!

I wonder the same thing from my teeny tiny DD2! Like WTF where did that even come from?! 

ShadeofGreen816

I have spent a considerable amount of my shift hiding in the bathroom reading this board today. I'm trying to hydrate since I had tons of BH last night so I literally am peeing once an hour. So I decided to just sit on the toilet and go a few drops ever few minutes for as long as I can get away with it!

NotAPlaya-JustCrushAlot

SKZW said:

TMI & WTF: Hey kid, you're only 3 years old! I'm so happy that you're doing great with the potty training... but HOW do you have adult-sized poops?! I mean, how can that even legitimately come out of you?! You are such a small little guy, and you barely eat, and that seriously puts your parents' to shame! Damn, kid!!

We call DD's "man logs."

CarmCeG

@ShadeofGreen816 I am guilty of this as well. I drag in the bathroom for as long as I feel I can get away with it. lol

0408Bear

Haha! Yeah, sooo this is my appointment:
(collect first urine upon waking after 6am)
bring cup to appt
walk back with nurse to exam room
unscrew lid, place lid on counter and full cup in sink
nurse uses dip stick for lord knows what kind of tests
nurse rinses cup out and screws on lid
nurse hands cup back to me and says "see you next week"
nurse leaves, dr comes in

same cup, since about week 22...I agree it's gross!

bubsalicious

@0408Bear Oh my goodness that is so gross and soooo not how it works!! That is exactly how you don't get accurate test results (but probably "accurate enough")...

OmegaRose3

@0408Bear Are you allowed to put it in the dishwasher? I don't know about this whole reusable cup thing...it seriously baffles me. Also, I would have to have some sort of ziplok baggy because I like to keep snacks in my bag...

@NotAPlaya-JustCrushAlot Dying at the phrase "man logs"

Jens_Hoes

I 100% peed myself this morning.  Had a sneezing fit after I got out of the shower and legit peed myself.  Had to clean the floor & jump back in the shower to clean myself.  I was glad I was the only one awake to witness it.

clebl24

0408Bear said:

Haha! Yeah, sooo this is my appointment:
(collect first urine upon waking after 6am)
bring cup to appt
walk back with nurse to exam room
unscrew lid, place lid on counter and full cup in sink
nurse uses dip stick for lord knows what kind of tests
nurse rinses cup out and screws on lid
nurse hands cup back to me and says "see you next week"
nurse leaves, dr comes in

same cup, since about week 22...I agree it's gross!

I think I'd "forget" the cup at home regularly. 

Yiggle09

So I know it's Friday but I'm completely grossed out. I felt like I had to poop for my whole car ride. Got to work pooping stung a smidge. Looked down because I can't help checking out my poops and the first half was covered in red blood. I was worried it came from vagina so I took tp just to there; normal. Patted butt; got a bunch of blood. Great now my hemorrhoids are breaking. 

WombThereItIs

I'm glad someone revived this but I am very sorry about your butt @Yiggle09

Last night I asked my husband if he would help our toddler out of his booster seat at the table and clear dinner. This exchange followed:
Me: "please, honey, I really have to go to the bathroom"
Him: "can't it wait?"
Me: "you know that feeling like you have a giant booger and need to blow your nose?"
Him; "Yeah. So?"
Me: "Well its like that but in my underwear"
Him: "OH MY GOD, WOMAN"

Yiggle09

@WombThereItIs lol no one should ask a pregnant woman to wait to go to the bathroom! I am thankful that I carry preparation h wipes for ladies with aloe and all that good stuff so hopefully my butt stops this nonsense. 

RainyDays86

I'm right there with you @Yiggle09.  Hemmorhoids are the bane of my existance this pregnancy.

And @WombThereItIs he deserved that description.