@yellowrose314 omg I can't tell you how many times I've been afraid I was going to just rip some huge fart during and ultrasound our appointment!!! I would have turned so red and been so humiliated!
@camichael84 I'm terrified of doing the same!!! Even though at work all the time I'll go roll patients around in bed and they'll let a huge one rip and I just cheer on "Yeah! Good one! Get it out!", But when it comes to me being in front of my husband, totally terrified.
I've never been a shy farter. It's a normal bodily function to me, and if I have to ask my patients daily if they're pooping and/or "passing flatus" then IDGAF who hears me fart. When DH and I first started dating, I used to pretend there was a farting ghost. Legit, the first time I farted in front of him I wildly looked around and I was like... "Dead people are here", and he wildly looked around with me before being like "that was you wasn't it?". He doesn't care if I fart in front of him, unless it's a wild rank fart and then he sprays me with air freshener. He farts like an old man, they're like little pfffft's that barely make a sound and don't smell, it's weird. My farts on the other hand... I fart like a 300lb trucker named Bubba who exists solely on 7/11 taquitos and Budweiser. It's so glamorous
I have successfully held back farts from my husband until this pregnancy. We just don't address it when it happens. I should probably say 'excuse me' but I figure if I don't address it, maybe he didn't hear it?
This is something I just cannot comprehend. I think DH and I would amaze/disgust all of you ladies with our bodily function comfort level. Farting hard since date #2!
I have successfully held back farts from my husband until this pregnancy. We just don't address it when it happens. I should probably say 'excuse me' but I figure if I don't address it, maybe he didn't hear it?
This is something I just cannot comprehend. I think DH and I would amaze/disgust all of you ladies with our bodily function comfort level. Farting hard since date #2!
Hahah I have never heard him fart or even go to the bathroom. We are very private about those things. Growing up, my mom would always go to the bathroom with the door open, fart loudly in front of my dad, etc and he would get so disgusted. I grew up seeing no affection between the two of them (no hand holding, kissing, anything) and am still not convinced they even like each other. I think I associated the two things in my mind growing up! Like her lack of discretion with bodily functions led him to be disgusted with her and led them to not kiss. Hah! Deep psychology over here.
I am lol'ing over here. I'm with you @RG1. 6.5 years with H and he still never heard me fart. Unless he has and hasn't told me. Not sure why I feel the need to hide it because that man blows up any room at any time.
First time I farted in front of my husband was one of the first times we were having sex shortly after we started dating. I was MORTIFIED and was ready to crawl out of his house with my head bowed in shame. Instead he also farted and laughed about it. It still took me a few months to be comfortable with farting in front of him. Nowadays, the only thing we don't do in front of each other is poop or when I have to change my pad/tampon. Those two activities we keep private
When my husband and I started dating I'd be in excruciating pain after eating Pizza Hut, etc and never knew why my stomach hated me so badly.. it's because i was refusing to pass gas in front of him. When not pregnant, I still try to somewhat hold them back - either released in the bathroom or at least another room... just out of decency because mine can be horrendously smelly. During pregnancy there is no holding back, baby pushes them out for me. I always say excuse me, but if I haven't yet my husband will say "excuse you!" and I have to explain to him that I fully intend on saying it, but the fart just isn't over yet. bahahah, oh well! I don't think I farted during labor but I most likely pooped. We don't really address it.
This is something I just cannot comprehend. I think DH and I would amaze/disgust all of you ladies with our bodily function comfort level. Farting hard since date #2!
Same boat here! DH and I fart in front each other, and it has gotten worse/more hilarious since I've been pregnant.
The other day, he lovingly called me "the woman of 1,000 smells." I've always thought farts were funny, so it works out for us!!
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DD #3 8/25/16
I'm honestly trying to get over this. I'm sick of holding in my farts. I don't really know how to be all out-there-farty, but I'm gonna try!
I always say excuse me, but if I haven't yet my husband will say "excuse you!" and I have to explain to him that I fully intend on saying it, but the fart just isn't over yet. bahahah, oh well! I don't think I farted during labor but I most likely pooped. We don't really address it.
The other day, he lovingly called me "the woman of 1,000 smells." I've always thought farts were funny, so it works out for us!!
hahahaha