Juicy threads for lurkers

lovethatcolosun

I thought I'd start a thread for those of us looking for entertainment elsewhere. Post your 'Juicy Thread' finds here. )

lovethatcolosun

The November board has been my guilty pleasure lately. I remember fondly when we were all uncomfortable and ready to pounce on stupid posts. People are getting banned over there left and right. Sound familiar? Lol my latest find was the 'Hacked' thread. It quickly turned from nasty comments to tacos. I ❤️ pregnant women.

dancegurl1118

Ugh I couldn't find anything great on November! I am so happy that this thread is created I need some entertainment. Because I just responded to a Scary Mommy post on FB where someone commented that "VBACS are extremely dangerous and shouldn't be performered"...so that's how I know it's time to put down the wine.

KaLikeAWind

Not helpful to any ladies here (I'm sorry!) but I just this morning was super glad for a post in a secret group on fb I am part of (its about beer, go figure). Someone basically said the league was all posers because he didn't see anyone at an event last night, and the regulars blew up on him. I found myself wishing I could tag you all so you could get a dose of snark, beer league style.

Good thread idea! I'll keep my eyes open around the way so we can all drop in with some popcorn...

lovethatcolosun

dancegurl1118

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KaLikeAWind

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lovethatcolosun

This is a good one.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12632906/castor-oil-to-induce-labor#latest

Eta: @klkonwi this made me think of you.

dancegurl1118

That one was good! I hate that the bump gods close threads now. CAN YOU JUST LET US LIVE?!

lindsladle15

Noooooooo. It won't let me click on that link! Come on, it's 2:50am. Give me a break, app!
I've been reading June 2016 and have been surprised at how tolerant they are so far in general of newbie's stupid questions. My personal fave was a ? about bending over and squishing the baby (at 3-4 wks pregnant). Really.

KaLikeAWind

I have spent the past TWO HOURS of insomnia looking thru so many boards for juicy threads and didn't find any! Wth, man? (I stayed away from November since lovethatcolosun has that on lock). I did find a 'Cats' thread in December, tho it was nowhere near as fun as ours was

There is a smoking thread in 3rd trimester that got a lot of replies, but you can imagine how that went

Sammy K

This is great! Keep 'em coming!

Addelie

I haven't been on TB for ages - I kinda lost touch when I went crazy overdue into July. I came to get some night-feeding advice but have gotten distracted by this thread - made me realise I've missed the fun this group has

klkonwi

@lovethatcolosun did anyone break out the nope octopus on that OP ?!?! OMG......... Ridiculous/ my doctor says it's okay......... Is your doctor in a 3rd world country or maybe it was her dentist........ Could not have been her OB!!!!

lovethatcolosun

@klkonwi to answer your question....

lovethatcolosun

ANOTHER great castor oil thread!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/87855099#Comment_87855099

lovethatcolosun

Mild snark on this one, but I have a feeling it could get better.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12633439/is-this-normal#latest

lovethatcolosun

Oh Lord! November is a gold mine!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12632780/twin-pregnancy#latest

dancegurl1118

Bahaha dying at that twins thread.

lovethatcolosun

This one got ugly fast...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12630732/how-true-is-it#latest

cbrtncanadian

@dancegurl1118 did you appreciate the velociraptor comment as much as I did? Lol

KaLikeAWind

lovethatcolosun said:

Oh Lord! November is a gold mine!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12632780/twin-pregnancy#latest

Velociraptors!



Edit - I have been trying to post this since before I went to bed! Stupid tb with your stupid stupidness

KaLikeAWind

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12628656/deleted-post-due-to-several-rude-comments/p1

Not quite as interesting as velociraptors, and the OP deleted her question and no one thought to QFP, but you get the jist

KaLikeAWind

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12633004/stressed-about-my-shower-theme#latest

Not super snarky, but the OP... Wow.

addingon

^^ Weird ass shower theme!

lovethatcolosun

All I could think was how this sounded a lot like Ted...

Sammy K

No cake for you!

I know pregnant women are hormonal and crazy but seriously? You're upset that your teddy bear can't attend your shower? I love these.

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