Wtf pregnancy brain? I did such a great job packing for our three-night getaway. I even remembered to pack some heartburn meds and Tylenol just in case. I remembered my prenatals, my contact solution, an extra phone charger...
We got to our destination 4 hours away from home, and I realized I forgot my prescription anti-depressant. You know, the one thing I should take daily to avoid withdrawal symptoms.
Luckily, I can call my FIL who is also a doctor for a quickie refill if it gets bad. I've forgotten them before for a day or two and had mild symptoms. The weirdest is an electrical shock feeling in my hands and feet. Weird and annoying, but not harmful at least.
Wtf heartburn. I woke up at 4 am and have been up since with a ball of fire in my stomach. None of my go to remedies are working and I'm so tired i want to cry.
This morning I woke up and went to get DS up so we could take DH to work. Well, the first thing out of his mouth was "Is it die? Is Daddy die? Is it die, boy?"
Translation, (in case you're not fluent in Two Year Old): "Something about someone dying. is daddy going to die? Is the boy going to die?"
And all this was said with a perfectly calm voice, just like if he was asking if Daddy was going to work. His next question was "Is Daddy boy?" Yes, kiddo, daddy is a boy. We can talk about that . . .
WTF???????
Where is he getting these thoughts? I don't let my son watch anything violent on TV, ever, and I ask DH not to play violent video games around him. We never talk about this kind of stuff.
The only thing I can think is it might've been a nightmare, but he didn't wake up crying this morning. The other day, we were awakened at 5:30 and when I went to DS's room and asked why he was crying, he said "is it scared? (I'm scared."). Maybe he heard some of our neighbors yelling overnight?
Anyway, questions about death, especially about someone in the family, that come out of nowhere . . . This is not something a mom wants to hear from her two year old!
WTF. How did I not know that my graduate funding runs out this month? Thank doge for my awesome advisors, who are trying to move some money around so I can stay at my current salary instead of taking a huge cut and having to teach on top of it.
WTF is up with me being so calm? I came to terms with my neurotic tendencies years ago, yet pregnancy has made me crazier on some things yet strangely serene with others. For one, I was diagnosed with complete previa at 18 weeks, and at 28 weeks it hasn't moved, not one bit, and it probably won't, either. Yet I'm not even bothered by it or the restrictions in place. Who knew pregnancy would keep me from stressing over things I can't control?
My husband wakes up his peacefully sleeping pregnant wife to bitch at 1:30 am that he is hot and then starts moving fans around.
Have my GD test at 4 today and my boss decides to order Olive Garden for lunch today!!!!! Seriously dude! Chicken Alfredo is my favorite thing on the planet. But I am abstaining because don't thinK 6 lbs of pasta and bread would help my results. But I will,be eating that shit tomorrow!
Wtf sleep. I fell asleep at 11, DH came home at 3 am, the dogs barked but he didn't let them out of our room while he piddled around for the next hour so I had to get up to let them out. Then I didn't fall back asleep until 5:30 and only after having a sobbing melt down and DH smacking me in his sleep with a hand that smelled severely like cigarettes. And had to be up for work at 6:30. I'm so cranky today and I look God awful.
I have several. -wtf bladder. I pee like 78 times a day. -wtf insomnia!!! I came in to work 3 hours early simply because I couldn't sleep. I didn't take into consideration I'd then be here for 12 damn hours. -wtf hunger! I FEEL LIKE HULK SMASH!! FOOOOOD!!!! my appetite subsided for a few weeks and now it's back with vengeance! -wtf to whoever broke into my car. And BTW didn't take anything. I think they just took a nap?? Fuckin weird...there was an ipod and phone charger and a good amount of change...but no...just the seat laid down..nothing missing. :-??
My husband wakes up his peacefully sleeping pregnant wife to bitch at 1:30 am that he is hot and then starts moving fans around.
Mine fell asleep on the couch, when he came to bed he grabbed my boob and started talking to me...like, really? But then he put his hands on my belly and felt little dude moving, so I forgave him.
Oh, WTF is up with my husband now changing his mind on our name for the SECOND TIME?!? And once again he says, "we can worry about it later. We have other things to focus on." NO. Our baby needs a name.
Wtf, why does my puppy have to deal with so many medical issues?! I dont mind taking her to the vet every other week, I just want whats best for her, but gosh darnit she doesnt deserve to have so many things bothering her. She's the kindest most loving dog I've ever met, and she's so incredibly patient with everything.. She doesnt deserve all this crap.
Yesterday night, a cyst on her paw burst, blood everywhere. It obviously hurt her yet she followed be into the kitchen, laid down when i told her to, and let me clean her up and bandage her. All while wagging her tail with 0 objections. She's such a good girl, I'm fed up with her getting hurt. She deserves to be healthy.
Food allergy, bursting cysts, recovering from a tapeworm infection, yeasty ears that require ointment twice daily, and thats just the past few weeks. Yet she's still super happy-go-lucky and loving of everyone and everything. It's not fair.
@MelMel92 I'm sorry!! It is so hard to see them go through pain when we can't do anything. And they just stay so happy through it all! Breaks my heart. We have had our fair share of doggy illnesses, including lymphoma, which sucks big time.
O there are so many. .. wtf right tit?! It feels like there is a deep bruise inside my right breast only for three days or so now. It's killing me! I'm also ocd and need things to feel even. I feel like I need to punch the left one to even things out. Ugh driving me bonkers!
@leighann1 Ugh, I just feel so powerless. Just let me be hurt instead, at least I know whats going on, poor thing has no clue. She just comes over to me wagging her tail with her head down low, wanting to be cuddled up to me whenever she's hurt. I'm calm under it because she feels me big time and if I panic so will she, but gosh do I just want to lay down and cry my eyes out sometimes. Hormones dont help there either.
She's a lab/boxer mix, super sweet and amazingly patient. She even loves going to the vet and will whimper at the door if the vet leaves the examination room for a while. "Oh you just stuck 3 needles in me and made me yelp for a good minute or 2? Thats ok I still want to love on you and play!"
#1- WTF girl the other day in one of the "Bash Brooklyn" posts who said "we wear pink on Tuesdays." Ummm...we definitely wear pink on Wednesdays! Check my HDBD photo! Hello!!!
#2- WTF coworker, that I already can't stand, asking me last night how much weight I've gained!!! Umm, you've been working there for 2.5 weeks. Why would this ever seem appropriate?!?? I wish I hadn't been so caught off guard or else I would have had a better come back. All I said was , "I don't pay attention. As long as my doctor is happy, than I'm happy." What a tacky b*tch!
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#1- WTF girl the other day in one of the "Bash Brooklyn" posts who said "we wear pink on Tuesdays." Ummm...we definitely wear pink on Wednesdays! Check my HDBD photo! Hello!!!
HOLD ON. I was supposed to wear pink today? :-SS I screwed up and wore blue.. Ugh now I cant sit with you.
WWWWtFFFFF to the dental tech who just asked me if there was any chance I could be pregnant before taking x rays of my kid!!! I realize I am overweight, but how many normal fat people do you see with a giant hard pregnant belly and waddling. Jerk face lady!
Here's a real first world wtf, I'm desperate to put the kids down for a nap so i can jam out to The Weeknds new song The Hills. Yes there's a radio edit but I'm not bout that life. And it is not even remotely a song i want my kids learning.
Wtf US Airways?! My flight is majorly delayed and I just want to get home and sleep for 3 days straight. Also, wtf to every single person in this airport. Stop running into my belly with your luggage, stop cutting in front of the pregnant lady in the bathroom line, and for the love of God stop coughing on me and spewing your germs everywhere. Aghhhhh!
One more!!: WTF Hair stylist... I asked for a TRIM and she cut like 2 inches off... It's like a long bob if I don't bobby pin it down.... and today it's feeling especially spikey because she used those stupid razor things. I feel like Animal from the Muppets....
@jefinley1 I totally agree; a bad haircut TOTALLY effects my life....
WTF taste buds!? Before getting pregnant I LOVED pesto. I've made it twice - once in my first trimester and I inhaled it and almost puked. Made it again today and I just can't stand the taste! Which just sucks because I have a HUGE basil bush! Hopefully once this baby comes out I will be able to eat it again
@BrooklynBroussard I am so sorry you are dealing with this disgusting behavior! Unfortunately that is why a troll is called a troll. I know it's hard but personally I feel like the best course of action is to ignore the troll. When you acknowledge it that's how you give a troll power! You'll probably just make them angrier by ignoring it.
Here is a gif of a bunny falling over to make you feel better
Omg- I completely agree with you ladies about the Incidents That Must Not Be Named but I feel like you all are standing in front of a mirror saying "Candyman" right now and I'm so scared about the horror show that may be summoned! Don't say any names 3 times! I got my first warning too. But it's a'ight, it was totally worth it. There's some ish you can't let slide.
@BrooklynBroussard Its totally not you who had the childish behavior. I've never seen someone actually make multiple screen names just to torment someone. It was craziness! I'm sorry you had to go through that and got a warning out of it. The truth is in the posts. You are never offensive or awful and I hope the cruelty of others doesn't make you want to be here less. It seems many of us have dealt with warnings or outbursts from others, but now we know to avoid that person since some people take things more seriously than others.
Wait - I missed a lot because I was gone for a few days, but she actually called out your child? Is this the same one that went through all that infertility trouble and would pull the "be thankful you're even pregnant" card?
Omg- I completely agree with you ladies about the Incidents That Must Not Be Named but I feel like you all are standing in front of a mirror saying "Candyman" right now and I'm so scared about the horror show that may be summoned! Don't say any names 3 times!
I got my first warning too.
But it's a'ight, it was totally worth it. There's some ish you can't let slide.
@BrooklynBroussard you can't leave, you are so nice. I'm so sorry they are harassing you @MelMel92 I hope your puppy feels better. Big hugs from my kitties to your puppy.
My WTF is where did my ability to sleep go? I was up crying at 2:30 because I was in pain and couldn't sleep. I feel bad for my poor hubby who came over to my side of the bed to hug and calm me down. I've had a rough week with my blood sugar going low yesterday, UTI on Monday, and was going to treat myself to a trip to the comic book store. I woke up with a migraine and an eye twitch and really sore ribs. I ended up back in bed. My obgyn recommended Unisom to help me sleep, I may take them up on it
WTF body. I feel like this is my rant every week. Puked again. Heart rate spiked up to 120 so I laid down. It's almost back to normal now. This just sucks.
I'm so incredibly lazy today. The days I have left to get things done are slipping away, but all I'm doing is laying down. I feel guilty DH doesn't get to take me out to the beach and hikes like we normally spend our summer. But he's playing his video games all day so I think he's fine. I just feel like we are wasting beautiful day after beautiful day indoors.
I'm in a funk. I think I am experiencing some workplace depression, my job (in a call center) has me on this horrible shift Wed and Sat 5pm-11pm. The day of work I lay around until I have to leave dreading that my day has been wasted. But have no desire to do any major house chores before I need to go to work . Vicious cycle.
@BrooklynBroussard Girl, you better stop apologizing for shit that isnt your fault. We all have your back, dont you worry about it. You and your precious little one can always sit with us.
Re: WTF Wednesday
This morning I woke up and went to get DS up so we could take DH to work. Well, the first thing out of his mouth was "Is it die? Is Daddy die? Is it die, boy?"
Translation, (in case you're not fluent in Two Year Old):
"Something about someone dying. is daddy going to die? Is the boy going to die?"
And all this was said with a perfectly calm voice, just like if he was asking if Daddy was going to work. His next question was "Is Daddy boy?" Yes, kiddo, daddy is a boy. We can talk about that . . .
WTF???????
Where is he getting these thoughts? I don't let my son watch anything violent on TV, ever, and I ask DH not to play violent video games around him. We never talk about this kind of stuff.
The only thing I can think is it might've been a nightmare, but he didn't wake up crying this morning. The other day, we were awakened at 5:30 and when I went to DS's room and asked why he was crying, he said "is it scared? (I'm scared."). Maybe he heard some of our neighbors yelling overnight?
Anyway, questions about death, especially about someone in the family, that come out of nowhere . . . This is not something a mom wants to hear from her two year old!
My husband wakes up his peacefully sleeping pregnant wife to bitch at 1:30 am that he is hot and then starts moving fans around.
Have my GD test at 4 today and my boss decides to order Olive Garden for lunch today!!!!! Seriously dude! Chicken Alfredo is my favorite thing on the planet. But I am abstaining because don't thinK 6 lbs of pasta and bread would help my results. But I will,be eating that shit tomorrow!
-wtf bladder. I pee like 78 times a day.
-wtf insomnia!!! I came in to work 3 hours early simply because I couldn't sleep. I didn't take into consideration I'd then be here for 12 damn hours.
-wtf hunger! I FEEL LIKE HULK SMASH!! FOOOOOD!!!! my appetite subsided for a few weeks and now it's back with vengeance!
-wtf to whoever broke into my car. And BTW didn't take anything. I think they just took a nap?? Fuckin weird...there was an ipod and phone charger and a good amount of change...but no...just the seat laid down..nothing missing. :-??
#2- WTF coworker, that I already can't stand, asking me last night how much weight I've gained!!! Umm, you've been working there for 2.5 weeks. Why would this ever seem appropriate?!?? I wish I hadn't been so caught off guard or else I would have had a better come back. All I said was , "I don't pay attention. As long as my doctor is happy, than I'm happy." What a tacky b*tch!
Here's a real first world wtf, I'm desperate to put the kids down for a nap so i can jam out to The Weeknds new song The Hills. Yes there's a radio edit but I'm not bout that life. And it is not even remotely a song i want my kids learning.
@BrooklynBroussard I am so sorry you are dealing with this disgusting behavior! Unfortunately that is why a troll is called a troll. I know it's hard but personally I feel like the best course of action is to ignore the troll. When you acknowledge it that's how you give a troll power! You'll probably just make them angrier by ignoring it.
Here is a gif of a bunny falling over to make you feel better
I got my first warning too.
But it's a'ight, it was totally worth it. There's some ish you can't let slide.
@MelMel92 I hope your puppy feels better. Big hugs from my kitties to your puppy.
My WTF is where did my ability to sleep go? I was up crying at 2:30 because I was in pain and couldn't sleep. I feel bad for my poor hubby who came over to my side of the bed to hug and calm me down. I've had a rough week with my blood sugar going low yesterday, UTI on Monday, and was going to treat myself to a trip to the comic book store. I woke up with a migraine and an eye twitch and really sore ribs. I ended up back in bed. My obgyn recommended Unisom to help me sleep, I may take them up on it
I'm so incredibly lazy today. The days I have left to get things done are slipping away, but all I'm doing is laying down.
I feel guilty DH doesn't get to take me out to the beach and hikes like we normally spend our summer. But he's playing his video games all day so I think he's fine. I just feel like we are wasting beautiful day after beautiful day indoors.
I'm in a funk. I think I am experiencing some workplace depression, my job (in a call center) has me on this horrible shift Wed and Sat 5pm-11pm. The day of work I lay around until I have to leave dreading that my day has been wasted. But have no desire to do any major house chores before I need to go to work . Vicious cycle.