Hemherroids can sod off. I hate them. They are absolutely the most uncomfortable thing about this pregnancy. Ugh. Thanks for listening, and sorry for the TMI.
Hemherroids can sod off. I hate them. They are absolutely the most uncomfortable thing about this pregnancy. Ugh. Thanks for listening, and sorry for the TMI.
Ouch I'm sorry. Just the thought of the big H word makes my butt automatically pucker. I'm honestly supper shocked I havn't delt with them more during my pregnancy since I had a little flare up with them last year.
Hemherroids can sod off. I hate them. They are absolutely the most uncomfortable thing about this pregnancy. Ugh. Thanks for listening, and sorry for the TMI.
Ouch I'm sorry. Just the thought of the big H word makes my butt automatically pucker. I'm honestly supper shocked I havn't delt with them more during my pregnancy since I had a little flare up with them last year.
There has to be more to their relationship woes than just farting! There just has to be!
That being said. I desperately try not to fart in front of people. Dh didn't hear me fart until I was pregnant with Ds 1 and then just as in now it literally makes his day when it happens he thinks it's hilarious. my friends would always ask me why I never passed gas (somewhat of a crude bunch) and I was literally a grown woman before I told anyone this story. but when I was in 3rd grade I accidentally farted during a movie in class (keeping in mind I was already mercilessly picked on) and my teacher stopped the movie And demanded to know who had done it. Of course the other kids all pointed to me. Not only did she call me disgusting and make me apologize to the class, but I then had to stand outside (we were in a trailer so literally outdoors) for the remainder of the movie. I was so mortified I will literally do almost anything not to pass gas in public.
Boo up at 1am throwing up thanks to severe indigestion - now I've been up since 4. I found my fitbit died after it was just charged the day before and I use the alarm clock on that to wake up. Today is going to be one long ass friday...
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@Stormiewinter omg that's awful!! I can't believe you were treated like that, how outrageous!!! I didn't have that happen but I do my best to avoid letting DH know I fart. He acts with mock surprise and indignation if I do fart - he loves to tease! @MrsLeanMeanClean eurgh that sucks, one pregnancy symptom I truly hope I avoid! Happy Friday, ladies!!!!
HEYHEYHEY IM BACK! Sorry for the horrible lack of update in on my part! Just so hectic yesterday and I had no charger. We went from ER to my inlaws for kids (my MIL made lasagna and brownies and had wine God bless her!) and then when we got home I was just too stressed to bump, bc baby wasn't moving. BUT ALL IS WELL! I think maybe just all the jostling and stress was enough and he/she decided to just stay quiet and calm for the rest of the day. But since they didn't do an u/s and the ER Doppler was plugged into headphones I never heard/saw anything and I was freaking out a bit. Came home and drank cold OJ and pretended to go to sleep (bc that's when baby always starts to squirm and keep me up of course) and decided I'd go to L&D if nothing after half an hour, and right when I was gonna pack up and head out, little bit decided to wiggle about juussst enough to make me wait. And then I fell asleep bc OMG what a freaking day. Oh and the best part?! Although it was seriously looking deformed for a while, no fractures, no cast, my arm is fine!!! Thank heavens bc idk wth I would have done in a cast. The first doctor came in and was like "umm that's going to need surgery" but X-rays were clear. And the doctor that I worked for before the kids, my best ever most awesome boss was the Ortho on call, and I super trust his opinion (better than the ER docs who miss fractures all the time) so yaayyy!!!! My daughter was terrified but totally recovered - she talked about Santa the whole way to the ER according to the EMT that took the kids. And my baby just snuggled in with a NICU nurse that happened to be on the scene and rode with them too (I was in a separate ambulance). So grateful for everyone's kindness today, and that things had a happy ending (except for my poor van)! Thank you so much everyone for the thoughts and prayers, seriously
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Holy crap I just got up and I am *sore!* Gotta get kiddo off to his last day of school before Xmas break – it's pajama day, and I think I'm going to follow suit here haha!
March 2016 siggy: babies - expectation vs reality Brian's Whovian wife (5/'09)
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but i still feel bigger on the inside Autism mama!
@oceanchild I am so glad you and the kids are alright and that you got some rest and pampering last night!! Keep it up and take it as easy as you can. You will probably be sore for a while.
Thanks @JLaVO888. It sucks to be desperately want to go to the bathroom and be desperately avoiding it as well.
@stormiewinter what an awful teacher!! I'm so sorry that happened to you.
@oceanchild I'm so glad y'all are all ok! @cmerribury now I'm sorry about your butt! @Stormiewinter Seriously that teacher was an ass! That's so wrong to do to someone!
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@Stormiewinter Your story makes me want to cry. I cannot believe people like that are allowed to teach. I have the gassiest bunch of first graders this year. I'm pretty sure someone accidentally farts almost daily and they torture themselves enough when it happens. I just kindly remind the class that we all do it and we need to refocus on the learning. I try to give as little attention to the situation as possible so the moment is over for the kiddo. (Even in my first tri when the smell almost made me barf at times.)
@oceanchild That sounds like such a horrible day but it could have been so much worse. Thank heavens all your babies are safe. I'm so sorry you are sore.
Edit: tagged wrong username--twice! Also, I used aloud instead of allowed and I clearly should know the difference.
A bit of an egocentric post. Had my check up at the midwive (think you call it like that, here are the regular check ups done, first every 4 weeks, than 3, 2 etc). She measured my belly (uterus to pubic (?)bone) and turns out that baby with this theory is at the bottom end of growing curve, it's just a fraction under the minimum but i have to do an extra ultrasound to check the baby. She told me about 10 times not to worry and that she think it's all fine but just to be sure. Ofcourse now i am worried....;( End vent...sorry had to share it..
Wow that was a lot to catch up on. Thank you for the second tri pointer - I will never be the same. And bravo ladies for all of your gifs - notice that March ladies ROCK the leader board right now. I feel like a proud mama seeing all of your gifs in that thread. Like amazing googling skills.
Hopefully everyone's butts heal quickly. Especially the second tri lady.
@oceanchild I've been thinking/praying about you so much over the last day. So glad to see no broken bones and everyone is fine! You had Someone watching over you, definitely.
DS1 has a preschool Christmas program today - they're acting out the nativity. Prepare for this pregnant mama to cry. DS2 FINALLY slept through the night last night after his stomach bug. I woke up this morning praising Jesus for that Christmas miracle. Now if I could get a whole day in bed, that would be great.
DS1 - 9/21/11
DS2 - 7/4/14
DS3 - 2/21/16 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
Sooo I've had this cramp/ache/cool feeling in my foot/ankle/calf since last night. I was mentioning it to the new nanny because it kept me up a lot last night and she was like well you might have a blood clot. Thankssssss so I'm waiting for my doctor to call me back. Mild panic
@oceanchild so relieved that you don't have any actual breaks and the kiddos are ok. Hoping you have a quick recovery!
I'm finally home and so relieved to be able to pee whenever I damn well please without having to notify nurses and unassisted!
Wahoooooooo! Did they ever figure out what the infection was?
DS1 - 9/21/11
DS2 - 7/4/14
DS3 - 2/21/16 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
Ohmygod @SarahFoley725...you don't have a blood clot! Why do people say things like that? You probably just have some swelling there that is pressing on a nerve or something.
(BTW, I'm so glad TB on computer is not autofilling usernames!!)
@cmerribury I have no ideaaaa it really isn't helpful at all. Not like my Drs office is any help id probably drop dead before anyone actually called me back lol
I was sooo tired last night that I let my puppies sleep in the bed with me. (I have been making them sleep in kennels these past few months due to a behavior issue with on dog that we have been working though, the previous 8+ years they had always slept with me.) And last night might have been the best sleep I have had in a LONG time.....puppy love FTW!
@skruhmin No the lab cultures will take a few days but the antibiotics they gave me seem to be killing it off, baby is doing well and I have no fever so they sent me home with more until my follow up next week.
@SarahFoley725 did your calf cramp recently? I had both calves cramp up and they were sore for a few day but they're fine now. Hope you get some answers soon.
@SarahFoley725 did your calf cramp recently? I had both calves cramp up and they were sore for a few day but they're fine now. Hope you get some answers soon.
No it's more of a sore cool feeling but it's been growing up my leg. Dr is sending me to ER
Any other STM+ find that your kids liked the same/similar position in your womb? Like all of my kids have liked having their butts right under my right boob.
DS1 - 9/21/11
DS2 - 7/4/14
DS3 - 2/21/16 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
@SarahFoley725 did your calf cramp recently? I had both calves cramp up and they were sore for a few day but they're fine now. Hope you get some answers soon.
No it's more of a sore cool feeling but it's been growing up my leg. Dr is sending me to ER
STOP IT!!! All of you ladies are breaking the rules!!
DS1 - 9/21/11
DS2 - 7/4/14
DS3 - 2/21/16 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
@SarahFoley725 hope all is well, maybe just a weird cramp? Creepy internet hugs to you!
Honestly guys both DH's brothers are sick and I don't even want to leave the room because one has had a fever and headache with a sinus infection for days and the other was up throwing up last night. Like seriously, quarantine please and thank you. I feel like my child has doubled in size since last week and it's not a pleasant feeling in there. Sooooooo tight right now.
On the bright side..... Only 7 days till Christmas!!!!!
Any other STM+ find that your kids liked the same/similar position in your womb? Like all of my kids have liked having their butts right under my right boob.
My first set the standard for womb comfort as well, so this one is following suit with head low, booty hanging to the right (I remember patting DS's booty regularly in the same spot), and feet directly under my right ribs.
I feel like you all have a master sense of your body and of course your LO inside of you. I literally have no idea where this little dude is, how he is positioned, etc.
I feel like you all have a master sense of your body and of course your LO inside of you. I literally have no idea where this little dude is, how he is positioned, etc.
Hey I'm right there with ya lol. Doctor says it feels like baby is head down but all I feel is a smooth belly. And all movement I feel is still kinda low- so maybe baby is trying to walk on his hands? And its weird/funny to think that at times when I'm rubbing my belly I may be rubbing baby's butt.
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I feel like you all have a master sense of your body and of course your LO inside of you. I literally have no idea where this little dude is, how he is positioned, etc.
I have no idea where baby is. Everytime my doppler monitor fell off I'd try to put it back on. The nurse would come in and baby would always be somewhere completely opposite.
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Hemherroids can sod off. I hate them. They are absolutely the most uncomfortable thing about this pregnancy. Ugh. Thanks for listening, and sorry for the TMI.
That being said. I desperately try not to fart in front of people. Dh didn't hear me fart until I was pregnant with Ds 1 and then just as in now it literally makes his day when it happens he thinks it's hilarious. my friends would always ask me why I never passed gas (somewhat of a crude bunch) and I was literally a grown woman before I told anyone this story. but when I was in 3rd grade I accidentally farted during a movie in class (keeping in mind I was already mercilessly picked on) and my teacher stopped the movie And demanded to know who had done it. Of course the other kids all pointed to me. Not only did she call me disgusting and make me apologize to the class, but I then had to stand outside (we were in a trailer so literally outdoors) for the remainder of the movie. I was so mortified I will literally do almost anything not to pass gas in public.
I didn't have that happen but I do my best to avoid letting DH know I fart. He acts with mock surprise and indignation if I do fart - he loves to tease!
@MrsLeanMeanClean eurgh that sucks, one pregnancy symptom I truly hope I avoid!
Happy Friday, ladies!!!!
Oh and the best part?! Although it was seriously looking deformed for a while, no fractures, no cast, my arm is fine!!! Thank heavens bc idk wth I would have done in a cast. The first doctor came in and was like "umm that's going to need surgery" but X-rays were clear. And the doctor that I worked for before the kids, my best ever most awesome boss was the Ortho on call, and I super trust his opinion (better than the ER docs who miss fractures all the time) so yaayyy!!!!
My daughter was terrified but totally recovered - she talked about Santa the whole way to the ER according to the EMT that took the kids. And my baby just snuggled in with a NICU nurse that happened to be on the scene and rode with them too (I was in a separate ambulance). So grateful for everyone's kindness today, and that things had a happy ending (except for my poor van)!
Thank you so much everyone for the thoughts and prayers, seriously
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Gotta get kiddo off to his last day of school before Xmas break – it's pajama day, and I think I'm going to follow suit here haha!
March 2016 siggy: babies - expectation vs reality
Brian's Whovian wife (5/'09)
Autism mama!
Thanks @JLaVO888. It sucks to be desperately want to go to the bathroom and be desperately avoiding it as well.
@stormiewinter what an awful teacher!! I'm so sorry that happened to you.
@Stormiewinter Seriously that teacher was an ass! That's so wrong to do to someone!
@oceanchild That sounds like such a horrible day but it could have been so much worse. Thank heavens all your babies are safe. I'm so sorry you are sore.
Edit: tagged wrong username--twice! Also, I used aloud instead of allowed and I clearly should know the difference.
I'm going to cry all day I swear.
@oceanchild I am so happy to hear that everyone is safe and well!
@SarahFoley725 Good luck today
sending positive thoughts your way 
@SarahFoley725 hang in there sweets, it will over before you know it.
She measured my belly (uterus to pubic (?)bone) and turns out that baby with this theory is at the bottom end of growing curve, it's just a fraction under the minimum but i have to do an extra ultrasound to check the baby. She told me about 10 times not to worry and that she think it's all fine but just to be sure. Ofcourse now i am worried....;(
End vent...sorry had to share it..
@oceanchild; glad to hear you all are oke!!
Hopefully everyone's butts heal quickly. Especially the second tri lady.
@oceanchild I've been thinking/praying about you so much over the last day. So glad to see no broken bones and everyone is fine! You had Someone watching over you, definitely.
DS1 has a preschool Christmas program today - they're acting out the nativity. Prepare for this pregnant mama to cry. DS2 FINALLY slept through the night last night after his stomach bug. I woke up this morning praising Jesus for that Christmas miracle. Now if I could get a whole day in bed, that would be great.
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Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
I'm finally home and so relieved to be able to pee whenever I damn well please without having to notify nurses and unassisted!
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Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
(BTW, I'm so glad TB on computer is not autofilling usernames!!)
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soxfan9968 - glad you are finally home!
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Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
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Our family of 5 is complete!! Love our boys!
@sarahfoley725 Hugs! On the upside, when you're pregnant, there's no ER wait.
@soxfan9968 Glad you were able to go home and are feeling better!
@herfst80 Hopefully baby was just nestled in and comfy instead of stretching to his full size
Feel better everyone!!!
DD1 - BFP 7/23/15 (EDD 3/31/16). "We believe in you rainbow" DOB 4/2/16
DD2 - BFP 2/9/18 (EDD 10/19/18). "Grow baby grow!" DOB 10/24/18
BFP 11/16/20 (EDD 7/31/21). "Round 3 FIGHT!"
@oceanchild glad you're okay! Rest up!
@SarahFoley725 hope all is well, maybe just a weird cramp? Creepy internet hugs to you!
Honestly guys both DH's brothers are sick and I don't even want to leave the room because one has had a fever and headache with a sinus infection for days and the other was up throwing up last night. Like seriously, quarantine please and thank you. I feel like my child has doubled in size since last week and it's not a pleasant feeling in there. Sooooooo tight right now.
On the bright side..... Only 7 days till Christmas!!!!!
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Married 10/13/12
TTC Since 8/2016
Hey I'm right there with ya lol. Doctor says it feels like baby is head down but all I feel is a smooth belly. And all movement I feel is still kinda low- so maybe baby is trying to walk on his hands? And its weird/funny to think that at times when I'm rubbing my belly I may be rubbing baby's butt.
E: I can't engrish