RTT

KaraEpp16

@jessfragione there are big wearhouse types abandoned near the mall of nh, too. I grew up in Manchester. Ikea is really missing out by not taking advantage of the traffic they'd see travel to a sales tax free state.

I avoid Mass. like the plague. lmao I'm closer to Maine, now and I'm like ugh outlets...so close yet more $$$

Monilee1017

I'm not birping but I am farting like crazy, probably all the sparkling water. And I also have never been to Ikea. The closest one is 3 hours away and in another country.

BabyRut2015

I never normally burp pre-preggo at all, but had a few small ones. But the gas is reeeeal!

Because this is a RTT:

-@Monilee1017 you NEED to experience Ikea....preferably before baby. Make it happen.

-I am way more than excited to go make myself scrambled eggs with hot sauce, I haven't been able to eat it for months because of MS and I'm 15 weeks and finally feel normal again and can have the things I enjoy.

-I am semi depressed because the only way I can feel my bump is if I'm laying down. I thought I has a real one sticking out....then one day I pooped and it disappeared on me, and I'm back to a bump in hiding.

arose3eb

Because this is a RTT, I've been peanut butter and jealous about all those fun GIF's you guys post, so I thought I'd try my first GIF here...

KaraEpp16

If I just ignore emails like she ignores mine - will my blood pressure go back to normal?!

I want to Office Space everything in my life right now.

DaphneMoon1

IKEA is an amazing land of cheap shit. And I want it all. I love going there just to browse.

You ladies with warnings need back up plans ASAP! Please don't get banned! We've just started having fun!

sherks11

Paige6410 said:

I just got a second mother effing warning.... Over my summary of the Forever 21 post.

Must have been more vulgar/inappropriate than the dildo gif?? :-??

nanamp

@Snoopylovesbelle - Regarding gender: Someone should write, "Looks male, identifies female."

essentialpeace

Paige6410 said:

I just got a second mother effing warning.... Over my summary of the Forever 21 post.

It was soo informative though! I had a dream last night concerning that stupid post. My DH was trying to return ugly patio chairs he bought hours earlier to some store. The guy was a jerk and said because he took so much time with him, he wouldn't refund. I, pregnant lady, got involved and asked him to speak up. He announces to the store he is talking to (insert my name) over the intercom! I was soo pissed I asked for a manager and came over the counter at the guy. (I am NOT a fighter BTW.)

Not sure if I should be reading so many posts.... It is fueling my dreams...

steph_pegasus

sherks11 said:

Paige6410 said:

I just got a second mother effing warning.... Over my summary of the Forever 21 post.

Must have been more vulgar/inappropriate than the dildo gif?? :-??

Lol I think it's because when they close threads part of their nastygram says "continuing to post about this topic is grounds for warning" or some such.

steph_pegasus

vvitchhazel

I've been applying for jobs in my new home town all morning... Should I post a new thread asking when to tell any potential employers I'm KTFU???

Snoopylovesbelle

Maybe ask them to guess the gender?

KaraEpp16

In all seriousness: Can we do a Winning Wednesday thread, too? I love the WTF Wednesday. Buttttttt - I think it would be cool if people could post awesome things or pregnancy perks.

Like I'm REALLY digging how my nails have not been breaking and are growing like crazy. (That could be because of the "job change" housekeeper to couch potato.)

AND I think I'm winning because I went into the delicious pizza place near my work and ordered a salad, instead. (I will be honest and say I have already had a piece of pizza from there this week.)

Not even one letter.

Edit: Typing and I are not friends today.

nanamp

@KaraEpp16 - I love the pregnancy perks idea! I've been feeling the same thing.

KaraEpp16

@vvitchhazel u da best.

Paige6410

I really have to go grocery shopping, but have a headache. The boys are being hell beasts and I'm telling myself that I'll get a milkshake or something on the way to help get my ass up and out of the door.

Lljbean

You guys, I have been on and off TB all day(ish) and I completely missed this thread. 

vvitchhazel

fail @lljbean

Lljbean

fragglemom

Now I need to watch Finding Nemo

sck601

everyone with an avocado food ticker makes me want some guac.

wyomama0427

I haven't been able to eat eggs since about six weeks in. Even the thought of eggs makes me gaggy!

sherks11

I really want a blizzard thanks to @vvitchhazel

kemerson531

I finally decided to be bad today and secretly ate sushi for lunch. It was totally worth it

vvitchhazel

sck601 said:

everyone with an avocado food ticker makes me want some guac.

boom

ChipMonster

Speaking of stores, I know I've probably said this a million times before, but I really miss target! As if they came to Canada and teased us, only to leave me heartbroken!!!!

fragglemom

ChipMonster said:

Speaking of stores, I know I've probably said this a million times before, but I really miss target! As if they came to Canada and teased us, only to leave me heartbroken!!!!

I'd be so lost. My condolences.

Sovvy

I'm watching Inception right now because I'm fairly certain this baby will be named after one of the characters.

steph_pegasus

je&moeder said:

I'm watching Inception right now because I'm fairly certain this baby will be named after one of the characters.

Ariadne?

steph_pegasus

God, intentionally tagging bump admin totally felt like Frodo when Eye of Sauron sees him.

Sovvy

StephPegasus said:

I'm watching Inception right now because I'm fairly certain this baby will be named after one of the characters.

Ariadne?

I'm having a boy.

steph_pegasus

je&moeder said:

StephPegasus said:

je&moeder said:

I'm watching Inception right now because I'm fairly certain this baby will be named after one of the characters.

Ariadne?

I'm having a boy.

I didn't know. It was the only name I could remember off the top of my head lol. Other than Cobb.

Sovvy

kemerson531

Hey guys, according to nub theory, what do you think the gender of my child will be??

Sovvy

Congrats! You're having an ediable arrangement. 

Lljbean

It's going to be a velociraptor. 

fragglemom

Now I want Juicy Pear Jelly Bellies. Mmmmm.

Snoopylovesbelle

You are having a snack

KaraEpp16

It always comes back to the food.