Let's name Bristol Palin's baby!

MixedBerries88

https://www.people.com/article/bristol-palin-pregnant-second-child-month-after-wedding-cancellation

wassuphoes

Mystaike Palin.

maxinelund

Tripp and...

Falll
Reagyn
Nixxyn

They're all unisex.

MixedBerries88

@maxinelund Fall came to mind for me too! Maybe she can use Autumn as like, a clever cover up?

I think her ex-fiancé named his baby girl Breeze Beretta so we could go with more gun names perhaps. Zapp would also fit here too. Kind of ammunition themed.

maxinelund

Gunner
Bullet
Colt

Hunter for a girl?

CaboBride2015

maxinelund said:

Gunner
Bullet
Colt

Hunter for a girl?

You mean Huntyr I think.

MixedBerries88

I think a nature name:
Glacier
Forrest
Bear
Pine

Or maybe go all in and name it Alaska. That's unisex, obvi.

groovylocks

there is already a Trig in that mix.

Uh.. I mean i'd say "Algebra" but i'm guessing she doesn't know what that is. So.. "Remedial Math"?

maxinelund

Seriously though, I bet it's something like Paisley or Brantley.

gonetothesea

Bexxleigh Moose?

CaboBride2015

Pistol
Bear
Looney (that's a family name)

Mamabeagle

maxinelund said:

Gunner
Bullet
Colt

Hunter for a girl?

I believe the gun you couldn't think of for a girl was "Kimber".

LizWhiz87

Twig? Branch? 

OOOOOHH, how about Hyppocraseigh??

Carazona5

maxinelund said:

Tripp and...

Falll
Reagyn
Nixxyn

They're all unisex.

Fall with an extra L!!! That was brilliant!! Lmao!!!

MississippiCatfish

Trapp.

4N6s

Sno or Rox

astrat017

Forest
Camille (NN camo?)
Glacier

MixedBerries88

Tripp and Trapp. Amazing.

g8trkim

MixedBerries88 said:

Tripp and Trapp. Amazing.

But what if it's a girl... Trapplynn?

crf4

Part of me just wants the name Zapp to go viral like Neveah so it essentially ruins the you-neekness of the name. Then I think of all those poor children named Neveah and well, never mind.

CaboBride2015

I vote for Trap or Trappleigh...

Carazona5

CaboBride2015 said:

I vote for Trap or Trappleigh...

But it should be spelled Trapplyie. It's cuter that way and more trendy.

MixedBerries88

Trappleigh. OMG.

dramaphile

Maybe some names that could help her out in the future:
Mirena
Yasmin
Nexplanon
Nuvaring
Abstinence (Abby for short!)

Rabbitheart15

MixedBerries88 said:

I think a nature name: Glacier Forrest Bear Pine Or maybe go all in and name it Alaska. That's unisex, obvi.

Ha, Alaska was my first thought too! (What if she's actually on thebump, looking for inspiration? Could totally happen. Sorry girl, you're in tough spot.)

mattandlora

I have the perfect fn / mn combo if it's a boy.

Trapp Zapp

You heard it here first.

wassuphoes

Rabbitheart15 said:

MixedBerries88 said:

I think a nature name: Glacier Forrest Bear Pine Or maybe go all in and name it Alaska. That's unisex, obvi.

Ha, Alaska was my first thought too! (What if she's actually on thebump, looking for inspiration? Could totally happen. Sorry girl, you're in tough spot.)

Lol. If she is, you know she is the specialist of the special snowflakes on the BMB's. 

MixedBerries88

Bristol: If you're reading this, I am so sorry. I am absolutely not making fun of your situation. But when you come from a family that includes Track, Trigg and Tripp, you have to know this conversation is happening. Pick well, young padwan. I say you go with Alaska.

magsugar13

Zapp Echo

Echo Zapp

mattandlora

magsugar13 said:

Zapp Echo

Echo Zapp

Zapp Echo is more masculine. That has to be the boy name.
Echo Zapp for a girl

wassuphoes

MixedBerries88 said:

Bristol: If you're reading this, I am so sorry. I am absolutely not making fun of your situation. But when you come from a family that includes Track, Trigg and Tripp, you have to know this conversation is happening. Pick well, young padwan. I say you go with Alaska.

Bristol, if you're reading this, I am making fun of you, cause you probably shouldn't try shaming other people for not being conservative enough when you keep getting knocked up by different dudes. 

I'm not making fun of you because you're a conservative christian, I'm making fun of you because you're a hypocritical bitch. 

magsugar13

mattandlora said:

Zapp Echo

Echo Zapp

Zapp Echo is more masculine. That has to be the boy name. Echo Zapp for a girl

PERFECT!!

magsugar13

wassuphoes said:

MixedBerries88 said:

Bristol: If you're reading this, I am so sorry. I am absolutely not making fun of your situation. But when you come from a family that includes Track, Trigg and Tripp, you have to know this conversation is happening. Pick well, young padwan. I say you go with Alaska.

Bristol, if you're reading this, I am making fun of you, cause you probably shouldn't try shaming other people for not being conservative enough when you keep getting knocked up by different dudes. 

I'm not making fun of you because you're a conservative christian, I'm making fun of you because you're a hypocritical bitch. 

ME too@

I just read she makes over $200,000 a year being the spokesperson for an abstinence organization....BWAH

g8trkim

But you ladies have it all wrong! She announced that the baby was planned. All is well with the world.

I don't buy it. I'm not judging whether it was planned or not. Babies are a blessing and good for her. But the lying is unnecessary.

mattandlora

Un, so why is she famous again? Because her mom lost as a VP candidate? But does anyone follow Paul Ryan's kids? Or geez, who ran with Kerry? Jon Edwards? Anyone follow his kids? No. So why is she famous again?

MixedBerries88

I don't buy that it was planned either. I don't think you'd start ttc before the wedding if you value not having children outside of wedlock. It doesn't make sense.

g8trkim

magsugar13 said:

mattandlora said:

magsugar13 said:

Zapp Echo

Echo Zapp

Zapp Echo is more masculine. That has to be the boy name.
Echo Zapp for a girl

PERFECT!!

But if it's either of these, do you say the word Echo or just repeat Zapp (like you are Echoing the word)? Tough call.

MixedBerries88

Zapp Echo has a better image in my mind. Like the echos of the gunshot ringing through the air.

wassuphoes

g8trkim said:

But you ladies have it all wrong! She announced that the baby was planned. All is well with the world. I don't buy it. I'm not judging whether it was planned or not. Babies are a blessing and good for her. But the lying is unnecessary.

When did she do that? Did she issue a retraction for the announcement when she said she didn't want lectures and knew the baby was a disappointment to her family?

bbiutmcph

wassuphoes said:

g8trkim said:

But you ladies have it all wrong! She announced that the baby was planned. All is well with the world.

I don't buy it. I'm not judging whether it was planned or not. Babies are a blessing and good for her. But the lying is unnecessary.

When did she do that? Did she issue a retraction for the announcement when she said she didn't want lectures and knew the baby was a disappointment to her family?I


Today US weekly had a small thing on it being planned and it's ok because she is 24 now been working at the same dr office for six years and owns a home. It's totally a different situation she claims. So as predicted the more she talks the worse she looks, it's the Palin famous trait.

wassuphoes

bbiutmcph said:

g8trkim said:

But you ladies have it all wrong! She announced that the baby was planned. All is well with the world. I don't buy it. I'm not judging whether it was planned or not. Babies are a blessing and good for her. But the lying is unnecessary.

When did she do that? Did she issue a retraction for the announcement when she said she didn't want lectures and knew the baby was a disappointment to her family?

I Today US weekly had a small thing on it being planned and it's ok because she is 24 now been working at the same dr office for six years and owns a home. It's totally a different situation she claims. So as predicted the more she talks the worse she looks, it's the Palin famous trait.

Yeah, I'd own a home too if I got knocked up as a teenager, had a rich conservative family that scored me a sweet 200k abstinence speaking gig.