When you start bawling thinking about how tired you are and how much you have to do with DS1, and are totally overwhelmed by the thought of adding a new little one to the mix! Can't help but admit that I'm not ready! But ready or not...
Same exact boat! My first son already drives me crazy I don't know if I'll ever sleep with a newborn also.
When you have been dutifully avoiding deli meat for 8 and a half months and finally decide, f*** it, I'm having a turkey sandwich.
My doctor has let me have 1 a week the whole pregnancy. I love him for that. My F it moment is that I'm having a non well done steak at our anniversary dinner in 2 weeks!
I ate corn dog nuggets yesterday! First hot dog in almost 9 months!
When your mouth waters over all those wine bottles you bought over Labor Day weekend thinking you would be able to enjoy more then two bottles before the stick turned positive.
My mother and I went on a wine run around Omaha to a bunch of vineyards over Labor Day weekend. I wanted one last wine weekend with my mom before my husband and I started trying for a baby. I stocked up on so much wine and was so excited to drink it while trying to get pregnant. I never thought I would get pregnant late September during the first cycle of trying.
When more than one stranger asks, "you got two in there?!" after seeing your belly. Two strangers in one day.
Yes!!!! I get this all the time! I'm just all baby! And it's only one!
Went for a walk with DS1 and DH this evening.. Older gentleman riding by on his bicycle says hello to "all 4" of us, then quickly corrects himself to add, "or should I say 5 of you?!"
I think I've had at least 5 or 6 random people ask if I'm having twins, probably more too but those are just how many I remember. The best was when my dad's landlord said "are you sure there's only one in there?"
People keep telling me that we're having "surprise twins" or that our EDD must be way off. No thank you to both? How about you just hand me the damn cookies and shut your face...
When people on your commuter train look really uncomfortable that you are on the train near them! And one lady asks when you are huffing and puffing, " you aren't in labor are you?" (Nervous chuckle).
When your well intentioned solo trip to Costco to stock up on easy post-baby meals results in NINE trips back and forth to the car to bring it all inside and avoid lifting something super heavy
My current situation: sitting in a nice warm bath finally getting the weight of baby off your hips after a long day. Then, you sniss yourself and have to clean the bathtub and start all over. *sigh*
Re: You know you are almost there, when...
My first son already drives me crazy I don't know if I'll ever sleep with a newborn also.
My mother and I went on a wine run around Omaha to a bunch of vineyards over Labor Day weekend. I wanted one last wine weekend with my mom before my husband and I started trying for a baby. I stocked up on so much wine and was so excited to drink it while trying to get pregnant. I never thought I would get pregnant late September during the first cycle of trying.
At least people have started giving up their seats for me in the bus! :-/
Hardy har.. Keep on riding old man..
For the 1st time today I had to use them to get out of the car lol
Yup. That just happened.
I typed it in exactly like this:
If it's a computer you can just use the insert image button on the toolbar and use the link only!
Woo hoo! Welcome the the gif club! Use your power for good and not evil!!!!