You know you are almost there, when...

mamayo26

You have to have your DH tie your shoes, cause your belly is just too big to reach...not sure if this is sad, funny, or both.

SweetnessG

I'm so glad it's flip flop season!!!! But I have been there, and SO had to tie my shoes most of the winter. So glad it's almost over with, and the only thing I will miss about being preggo, is the belly rubs, and eating what I want when I want.

dancegurl1118

I have to make him put on my compression socks every night before work, and someone at work has to take them off for me in the AM before I go home. I slip on my sneakers so that helps. The groaning noises I make while trying to bend down or do anything below hip level are really super attractive.

jesscmv

When you feel like a baby is gonna fall right out of you!

mrs1374a

^^^ yup!!! Every time I stand up I swear she's just going to come out. Lol

rklinge0

I can still tie my shoes but it kills me when the 1st graders ask me to tie theirs. I just wave them away. It takes me 5 minutes to do mine. Why would I need to do theirs?

virginiaunicorn11

Every person you walk past on the street turns their head and STARES at your belly as you walk by

Sammy K

DH starts sleeping in the guest bed because there is no room in your queen bed.

ewiley63

rklinge0 said:

I can still tie my shoes but it kills me when the 1st graders ask me to tie theirs. I just wave them away. It takes me 5 minutes to do mine. Why would I need to do theirs?

The other day, I had to have a first grader tie my shoes.

HayesRN13

When your hubby without looking or thinking, automatically puts his hand out to help you off the couch every time you get up

teather5

Your own snores wake you up. I-)

mamameghan

Rolling over in bed is impossible but imperative!

lauash03

I drop something on the ground and miserably stare at it for 30 seconds, first in denial that actually just happened, then moving on to the acceptance phase and building up enough courage and effort to bend over to pick it up.

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kaila8

When even DHs tshirts are barely covering my bump..... X_X

casey06022015

@kaila8 I'd have to agree with you! Today I retired all my maternity clothing into a box because APPARENTLY MOTHERHOOD MATERNITY DOESNT CATER TO THOSE OF US PUSHING 9 MONTHS PREGNANT! ( My belly just hangs out so I've resorted to maxi skirts with long tank tops. Needless to say hibernation starts now!

MrsWiggleWaggle

casey06022015 said:

@kaila8 I'd have to agree with you! Today I retired all my maternity clothing into a box because APPARENTLY MOTHERHOOD MATERNITY DOESNT CATER TO THOSE OF US PUSHING 9 MONTHS PREGNANT! ( My belly just hangs out so I've resorted to maxi skirts with long tank tops. Needless to say hibernation starts now!

This is my daily uniform! You know I rock it! MOTHERHOOD MATERNITY synthetic fabrics were not made for the southern heat!

lindsladle15

Everything is hard to do. Period.

Westypet

When you're starving, too full, too tired, too full of nervous energy, and waddling all at the same time!

Raymer2

) there is this stupid "how long did you survive a zombie apocalypse" On FB well I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake and why I died was because my shoe kept coming untied and I kept falling. I cant reach to tie my shoes thank God for flip flops!

KaLikeAWind

Raymer2 said:

) there is this stupid "how long did you survive a zombie apocalypse" On FB well I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake and why I died was because my shoe kept coming untied and I kept falling. I cant reach to tie my shoes thank God for flip flops!

Yeah. My reason for dying was pretty apt. I was hungover.
#-o

ETA - and you can run in flip flops?! Bravo! =D>

lovethatcolosun

My ass hurts from sitting too long, but I can't stand still in one place for long either. I'm "most comfortable" when moving around or laying down with a pillow between my legs. If I lay down without said pillow...sharp pain in my hip/butt ensue once I stand.

frankengibbs

When not only do you not give a flying F that you desperately need a pedicure and wear your brown flip flops out of the house with your all black outfit. That was me today.

Also, when your bath towel barely closes around your belly...

celliott72

... When your nightly schedule becomes: 1:30 pee, 3:30 pee and 1-2 loads of laundry, fall back to sleep for an hour..... And then wake up for the day. Ugh!

klkonwi

@celliott72 I think it might be nice to switch that routine up with 1:30 breastfeed 3:30 breastfeed, 1-2 loads laundry ..... you know it'll be exciting to switch it up..... Lol

kissell

Awe!! I can't wait to switch it up to late night feedings. I am so sick of dealing with these issues of my own but for LO there isn't anything that I would do. Cue emotional tear and overcome with joy at the thought of having her here any moment.. That's my you know your there moment... When you have that last little emotional roller coaster ride of intense emotions!!!

Oh also breathing so heavy your husband says you sound like a beached whale and you actually agree.

celliott72

@klkonwi Haha!! I know, right! I figure that I'm waking up because the baby is moving around at those times and has already determined when they'll be hungry! By the time I actually get ready for work, I feel so accomplished!

mrsmartorana2014

Girl I am right there with you! Also, you know your almost there when.....bending over makes you nauseous, eating is something you can do very little of, and even maternity shirts don't seem to cover the belly anymore!

Westypet

When you spill sticky gatorade all over yourself while taking a bath... twice... and don't flinch, because, well, eh... "I'm in the bath."

frankengibbs

When DH constantly thinks you're mad or short with him because you're always sighing but in reality you just feel like you can't breathe.

ElRuby

You have to wash your pants every day because of incontinence...

MixedCurlsXo

When you make any type of loud sound & your SO comes running into the room thinking that it's time to go to the hospital.

lindsladle15

ElRuby said:

You have to wash your pants every day because of incontinence...

Dangit! I may have to wash my pants now, because I lol'd reading this and may have leaked!

Ah, nope...panty liner for the save once again.

klkonwi

I am so sick of washing the same crummy 3 tee shirts over and over because they are the only ones that fit.

SammeMotley

klkonwi said:

I am so sick of washing the same crummy 3 tee shirts over and over because they are the only ones that fit.

THIS. Only one of them are mine. I've taken over all of DH's SNAP ON shirts. Every Thursday the truck comes to his shop and he's asking about more shirts. I'm just about ready to go to Walmart and just buy some huge plain white tees. But I'm sure I'll stain them first wear bc everything I eat and drink gravitates to my boobs and bump. For shame.

Mandisclark

klkonwi said:

I am so sick of washing the same crummy 3 tee shirts over and over because they are the only ones that fit.

Ugh, yes!! I have 3 t shirts and 3 tanks that are just big enough to fit still. My husband does the laundry and hates how I do it so don't touch it. (Plus I don't care because I'm too big now to apply the effort of going into the basement). Anyway, when they're all dirty and he hasn't gotten to them yet, I'm stuck with regular shirts and just let my belly hang out (if I'm at home).

 

...Just too tired and big to care anymore.

eeyorefan215

Your belly turns on the automatic faucet in the bathroom.

Sammy K

Your bellybutton enters the room before you do.

thedo

People laugh when they see you at work... There's no need for actual conversation; I just laugh with them.

CurlyMom78

When I'm tired of my huge maternity pillow...

slr1229

This all makes me laugh. Can relate to no shirts fitting, cannot ties tennis shoes for a walk, rolling over in bed and getting up from the couch without help. I have 4 1/2 weeks left too and everyone says how small I look. Sure don't feel it!