Holy Dicks, Batman.... NSFW

mandi195

Anyone else see this story?  

Woah.... science!

(Be warned: There IS an actual picture of this man's genitals so if you aren't wanting to see a double dick pic... don't scroll to the bottom, and continue onward with caution.)

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-born-two-penises

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scrappypom

I totally read this reddit when it came out and I am in awe! My husband is bothered by my fascination.... The things you could do with two!

mandi195

@scrappypom I was both scared and fascinated... I mean... a) that's just plain interesting, b) imagine the possibilities, and c) I have about a million questions for that guy. Is it demented that I'm debating buying his book just to get the answers to my questions?

wishiwaspreggo

I just saw this on Facebook!  He could make a fortune in the adult film industry...  Hello Ron Jeremy.

I wonder what orgasms would feel like with two dongs...  Do they orgasm simultaneously?  One at a time?  So many questions...

Skrittens

Oh wow! Very interesting. I just wonder...if he has had over 1,000 partners why hasn't this been all over the news much earlier. I would think people would talk. Unless his partners don't all know....

kellbell1982

Damn anyone else thinking this dude is double blessed?? Holy giant dicks batman lol

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nlinscott11

Holy dicks is right... Good God. The places you could go, the things you could see. This guy would be porns dream boy!! Wow...

mandi195

ToasterCat said:

Does anyone know where this guy lives? Or his phone number? For research and science of course. Yes... Science...

Exactly!

*sigh* I swear, every day you comment something so perfect I can't help but adore you.

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jarrard1983

That is pretty amazing.

scrappypom

Guys, read the Reddit! So many questions answered without buying the book. DH has made it clear he will be really creeped out if I buy this book...

I'm totally buying this book!

He does not want to do porn because he would become a novelty and he has dignity, ok guys! He is not a piece of meat, he is my future husband and I would like him treated with respect!

 

mandi195

@scrappypom I will try to respect your future husband and his dueling cocks... and I'm buying the book and I have zero shame about it!

janda426

How does he run? They must just smack against eachother, that cannot be comfortable...

As for jerking off, talk about double fisting... Thank you, I'm here all night

scrappypom

RQuinlin said:

I just want to know how he pees. Does it come out of both at once, just one side, or can he choose which side? The logistics of everything fascinates me.

@rquinlinBoth!!! It is in the redditt!

 

He also ejaculates out of both!!!!!!!!!!

ngolimento

I am unduly fascinated by the fact that they are completely separate and functioning organs. Usually genital defects like this result on one organ not really being effective, or a partial fusing.

Also, dude has to be a foot long on both. Nooooo thank you.

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janda426

Of course he's a shower and not a grower. I always found non-erect massive dicks to be creepy lol

scrappypom

janda426 said:

Of course he's a shower and not a grower. I always found non-erect massive dicks to be creepy lol

Yeah, 1 massive flacid penis is creepy, but 2 on one man is fancy! There are better (more appealing) pics of his junk on the interwebz. I don't like the picture on the IFLS article, they look kinda gross, but I have seen others that are lovely.

Akrystofiak

What the actual..... I'll be honest, I'm not sure whether I'm horrified or impressed. And I thought one flaccid penis was weird. 

MalVough

Oh my... X_X

metzger9243

I seen this on FB today and spent my free time at work totally reading the reddit A&Q!!! Totally weirdly fascinated by this......

CoozieInMyPurse

I read this in between naps today (day five of being sick) and I really thought I dreamed it.

stellarsoundz

Well, that's enough internet for today... Lol!

But seriously, I saw this yesterday and immediately linked DH. I still can't even decide how to react. Abject fascination maybe?

cafecreme

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious! 

ruemorgan

Im in complete awe. And I agree its amazing no one has outted him yet.

scrappypom

happymamax2 said:

I am amazed. Lol.

What's crazy is he has supposibly has had sex with over 1,000 people. I can't believe none of his partners haven't "outted" him. I wonder if he made them all sign consent forms like celebrities supposibly do.

@happymamax2‌ & @ruemorgan‌ I'm sure they talked, but who would believe them!?

salmphil

Some things you can't unsee. And I'm not sure I want to... The AMA is completely fascinating.

cafecreme

Me and DH were discussing this yesterday, and we call bull on this guy. The photos have to be photoshopped, or something. 

His story is crazy, and doesn't make sense. So, let's see...he's in a relationship with a man AND woman. He had sex with 1000+ people, and his whole high school knew about his dicks (but yet never told anyone who he is), oh, and BOTH his dicks are 10 inches long. What guy do you know has 1, 10 inch dick, let alone 2? Normally with deformities, one is smaller than the other, and barely functional/non-functional. Think like an extra finger or pinky toe. Both his dicks are proportionate, both fully functional...it's sounds extremely fake.  

Also, he just published a book. He's looking to make money on his bullshit story. Oh, and he doesn't want to do porn because obviously he doesn't have 2 real dicks.

That is all. 

jpavenski

My hubby said fake too!