Wednesday's spam needs a fresh start

jennipalmer

In nap jail outside my house. I don't want to risk taking him in because he was Mr Fussy pants my entire doctor visit. But I hit a drive through so I just ate my lunch which was followed by food guilt. Eating a chili cheese burger and fries your car, outside your home could make you feel like a binge eater, hiding so no one will see you. Just FYI
@Encchanted‌ That is so adorable
@somerandomchick‌ I get frustrated with dog owners like that. I always pick up after my dogs. Also, even though my dogs love babies they are big girls so I never let them near kids unless someone wants to pet them. Then I make them sit and let the kid approach to avoid them getting to excited. But being a large dog owner it drive me crazy when I hear certain comments. Such as, I have said, "She does like kids." and someone responded, "as a meal." Or "your dog will eat my dog" etc

kaylakim

Go @ramy3‌ You're An Inspiration!

@lancomechica‌ poor Vinny! Hope he feels better soon!

Stacey099

We have a christmas/holiday party to go toin a few weeks. Blazer casual... can someone explain this to me? I don't go to many parties and this is confusing to me. :-??
Also my phone wouldn't let me space to and in. [-(

ashie624

blairwitch said:

ashie624 said:

A cat was declawed today. Apparently the owner wants to take his nails home. :-?

Um...huh?

Dh wanted to bbring home his dogs manhood in a jar. I refused.

Lol I had a lady ask once for her cats balls. Once she had them she decided it was gross and she didn't. She said she wanted them because her kid was studying biology or something. Lol

Stacey099

ashie624 said:

A cat was declawed today. Apparently the owner wants to take his nails home. :-?

Um...huh?

Eww

Maybe to make a sweet necklace for etsy? I know people that would probably buy that.

PrimRoseMama

lancomechica said:

Pedi sent us to ER. Just got home. Long day. The fever is still high. No RSV, no PNA, no flu, no strep.

I'm sorry @lancomechica‌ !

blairwitch

ashie624 said:

blairwitch said:

ashie624 said:

A cat was declawed today. Apparently the owner wants to take his nails home. :-?

Um...huh?

Dh wanted to bbring home his dogs manhood in a jar. I refused.

Lol I had a lady ask once for her cats balls. Once she had them she decided it was gross and she didn't. She said she wanted them because her kid was studying biology or something. Lol

He just wanted them to say he had them. He's a special snowflake.

theuntaggablek

So I haven't had a chance to read beyond page 2.

Poor S....he is celebrating his fourth birthday with a fever and feels awful. He never asks to rest. Except today.

I thought he might want to play with his new toys. Or help make a cake. Nope. Just rest mama.

As eye is still contagious.
No sign of more pink eye or lice yet for S. But I am knocking on wood.
And that damn mouse: 6 traps set. No dice.

kaylakim

Oh Lord, What A Wonderful World just came on Pandora and here are the tears again. Holy cow I think I need a nap!

lancomechica

atlvol said:

Hugs @lancomechica  So what do you do? Just wait it out? 

If not gone by day 5 of fever go back to ER. But check in with pedi over the weekend. Keep medicating.

KikiCohen

Encchanted said:

We're the play area in the mall and a little girl fell off the slide. Muppet went over and kissed her. Her mom got pissed and left muttering about germs.

Lady, if you don't want your kid exposed to germs, don't bring her to a mall play area. My kid was being nice and it made you daughter start giggling instead of crying.

That's the sweetest thing! Boo to the other mom!

dontgiveupnomatterwhat

Hope everyone is doing well today! Fr what I could read before my app loses its mind:
@valstulas‌
Glad you got a sitter!!!!!!

@lancomechica‌
Im so so sorry LO is sick!

@gutsymama‌
Luke is so flippin cute!

Went to my OBGYN today...met with the head of the practice...and he had a giant wall to wall illustration of a vagina prior to birthing a baby...complete with butthole illustration and all...it was the most awkward wall art I have ever seen in my life.

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dontgiveupnomatterwhat

@MrsGiantPenis‌
Extremely dedicated...so dedicated he likes to look at vaginas and buttholes when he's not looking at vaginas and buttholes. I'm confident he enjoys his job.

lancomechica

Audrey1787 said:

econmama said:

Stacey099 said:

We have a christmas/holiday party to go toin a few weeks. Blazer casual... can someone explain this to me? I don't go to many parties and this is confusing to me. :-??
Also my phone wouldn't let me space to and in. [-(

Jeans and a Blazer?

With shoulder pads. Blazer casual sounds like something for the 80's. Keep in mind I was born in the late 80's so I probably don't know what I'm talking about.


It does make me think of my mom c. 1987 with a blazer (shoulder pads) and popped collar

hollandmama

@Encchanted I'd be happy if Muppet gives a kiss to G  :x  

@missymr that webpage is very very scary... but outdated as it doesn't list yesterday's spam thread as "hot"  

@somerandomchick you should never live here, I tell you: sometimes dogs > children in here. Mostly because they're very well behaved. You can get them into supermarkets, public transport and most of the restaurants and cafe's... I don't like that but I have to live with it.

@buggunsbo poo is a problem here too... but in this there are no bad dogs only bad owners... God I'd like to spy on people and if I catch them I'd bring the poo in front of their door so they have a surprise in the morning... *sighs* 8->

@gutsymama now I don't know which one of your 2 Xmas pics is better :P

is it weird that even though I'm on the other side of the world I trust a lot of you? I also envy all of you who can be friend IRL and wish I can GTG with any J13 mamas in the near future... which doesn't seem impossible because you ladies are all over the US and by coincidence it's one of the countries we really want to travel and extensively in the next years... but maybe you'll be the ones not trusting me :P  

 

... to be continued (I need to catch up but I wanted to post already :P  )

hollandmama

yay I caught up! 

@Audrey1787 yay for pizza... finally

@lancomechica>:D<   ugh... I hope LO gets better soon!

@N0702:-bd for your boss!!

ashie624

DH makes a Christmas cd almost every year. I don't think he did last year..but last minute he decided to do one again this year. He has to go through like every version of every song and pick the best.

We usually give a cd to every family. We have a Christmas on Saturday. DH better get a move on because then I have to wrap them.

I really don't know why he does it. I'm sure only like 2 families ever even listen to them. Lol

KateJuly2013

casey78 said:

Just finished The Red Tent. Set practical Magic to record tomorrow. So good.

@casey78 just add Steel Magnolias and you will have yourself a vagina movie triumvirate

KateJuly2013

Steel Magnolias is saved.on our DVR as my "I need a cathartic cry" catalyst.

Works every time

KateJuly2013

@econmama ya. Bit they are drag queens duh. 8-}

valstulas

My nipple is getting twiddled as I type this. :-q

kaylakim

Well crap! Just got Hailey after school and poor girl has a temp of 103.4. She fell asleep on our 5 minute drive home. Guess I'll be keeping her home tomorrow.

equinus

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biggunsbo said:

Mamasighs said:

Sky rockets in flight

Afternoon delight

F B-)

High five. :-bd

I want afternoon delight. AF is a cock blocking biznatch.

Hi there moon sister!

We went for it anyway. \:D/

That's what we call the red badge of courage

equinus

Spam is hard to keep up with! My mind is still trying to absorb it all.

@casey78‌ feel better, that's sounds terrible.

We are at my parents for chicken soup and first day of Hanukkah, we can't find any candles anywhere, so we lit one big one and set it on the menorah. We are terrible Jews.

arlingirl

Sorry @valstulas‌

Alicia0817 said:

Stacey099 said:

My shutterfly photo cards and calendar were supposed to arrive yesterday. Just tracked the order and they are sending it back! It says they have a bad address but it's the right one!! I need to send out those damn cards! So mad right now. Why did I waste all that money??

@Stacey099‌ Our cards were supposed to arrive the 16, now it says the 20. And they didn't upgrade my shipping even though I had the code. I sent them an email yesterday that after all our order with them, we will be going elsewhere next year. I'll let you know what they say...

I haven't read all the replies, but they're pretty good about giving you free stuff if you've had an issue. Free stuff always makes me happy.

jennipalmer

Someone post in my FB mommy swap and trade group she is in need of black women's or predominantly black women's clothing...WTF does that mean!

[Deleted User]

Just caught up in today's spam. I'll try to catch up on yesterday's later. I don't like to miss anything!

I am utterly exhausted after today. I was supposed to go time my brothers swim meet tonight but I just can't. Haddock might've taken a 25 minute nap today and he's being a meanie

I got everything carried into the house, separated and into gift bags. Now I just need to make tags and pick up some pretty tissue paper. I'm not wrapping anything but Haddock's gifts this year. Sorry, not sorry.

I got both of us fed and showered and now we're watching crap tv.

So tired!

I'm glad you found a sitter @valstulas!

@DC faction, you could always changed the date of your GTG

@casey78 hope you and everyone else I've missed feel better soon!

@lancomechica I'm sorry Vinny is so miserable, poor fella

Bye diary.

ashie624

econmama said:

So this am, Noelle made poo face and ran to the toliet. Tonight, I put her on the toliet before her bath and she poop. Then in the tub, she started pointing at the toliet again. I put her back on and she pooped again!

Way to go Noelle!

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MRads

Boom. Officially graduated from PT and Early Intervention. His highest score was in motor (both gross and fine). So many feels!

Stacey099

:-h busy day!! We made, christmas crack toffee, m&m cheesecake with pretzel crust, three dozen peppermint chip cookies, and three dozen pretzel butterscotch chip cookies. =P~
Then DH made curry for dinner. I'm stuffed!

PrimRoseMama

MRads said:

Boom. Officially graduated from PT and Early Intervention. His highest score was in motor (both gross and fine). So many feels!

Awe yay!!!!!

merc5411

My ILs informed me today that they will do whatever we want. If we want them to stay, they'll stay THROUGH CHRISTMAS!!!!! Oh sweet baby Jesus!!! That cannot happen. After silently panicking for a few mins, I discreetly texted my dh (who's out of town and trying to make me deal with his parents) and told him to get them to leave tomorrow. He finally called his mom and told her we had plans this weekend. Now she's sulking, dh is annoyed she didn't pick up on hints, my fil is oblivious, and everyone's gone to bed. Fun!

theuntaggablek

@valstulas‌ and @opheliainwaders‌ sorry about babysitter troubles! It's so stressful and frustrating to juggle work & kids. I know the panic frenzy and derailed job all too well. Hugs.

Team humans over dog and neighborly over grouchy. I also think dogs are petrifying at fast pace and would flip out if they ran towards my child.

@ramy @kaylakim @casey78 @lancomechica‌ @too many to remember : sorry about the puking. Awful.

valstulas

I'm about to watch the finale of Masterchef Jr. I don't know why. I already know Samuel is going to win and I hate that smarmy little douche.

theuntaggablek

@lizabethann06‌ Still plague stricken?

theuntaggablek

Sebastian's funny-pathetic comments of the last 24 hours:

1:30 am. Doing Tylenol dose.
M:c'mon ththe medicine will help you.
Takes first sip
S: Mama, does this have sugar in it?
M: yep.
S: oh no! I want to be healthy! (Sugar in his mind = not so healthy).
M: it's OK in moderation hon.

Regarding his new robot.
S: I want another robot for Christmas
M: not sure that that is going to happen sweetie- probably your only robot.
S: Oh no.
M: why do you want two robots?
S: well robot is all alone. He doesn't have a wife.

Goes on to agonize about how he will ever find a wife.

How my son of feminist kid has become wife obsessed I dunno. We have lots of single and gay friends. I blame nursery rhymes.

theuntaggablek

lizabethann06 said:

theuntaggablek said:

@lizabethann06‌ Still plague stricken?

Jack is back to normal.
Brynne has a horrible cough but is happy as ever.
DH is back to normal.
I have a horrible cough and need to sleep for 48 straight hours.

How are you doing?

Last one standing.
A is no longer sporting a goopy eye, just irritated.
S's fever is finally responding to meds.
DH is shivering in a blanket.
I am exhausted and imagining my eyes itch without real symptoms.