Trollin, trollin, trollin...keep those doggies trollin...RAWHIDE!

ghostof5letters

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12444980/rude-bitches-w-no-life/p1

I'm a newbee to the forum & honesly the few threads I have read, they was replied with rude comments. This forum is for pregnant women or mothers to be able to ask each other how they experience certain things. I'm sure some of you feel the same way. It's kind of like asking your mother how she felt during pregnancy, or how she dealt with morning sickness, etc.. But, my point is I'm glad I found a forum just where mothers can ask each other personal questions. So cut out all the bull crap. Start acting like mature parents who have concerns too. Not make fun of people for any reason. Just let it roll off your shoulders.

And her second response:

Well aren't you a rude little bitch. Maybe you need to fuck off somewhere that conerns you. People like you need a reality check. Seems like your creeping on here to start drama. If you are, your barking up the wrong tree.

Nichole8787

Oh how I miss this Kind of drama...so entertaining

SuperTinkerham

Lol for realsies at thread title and the douchecanoe poster

littlemissmarla

ghostof5letters

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443806/wow-i-post-once-and-get-bullied-immediately/p1

I see Tundra and Bliss hanging out on this one. The WK just took it to another level telling Prim that her kids will probably grow up to be assholes like her. 

This is gonna get good. 

ghostof5letters

"ligament question" 

*giggle snort*

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12442615/sorry-i-asked/p1

nolemomma14

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12444774/early-pregnancy-testing#latest

should she or should she not take the test early??

glitterclaws

ghostof5letters said:

"ligament question" 

*giggle snort*

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12442615/sorry-i-asked/p1

This made me LOL before I even clicked.  

Also - this.  

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12444980/rude-bitches-w-no-life/p1

I'm a newbee to the forum & honesly the few threads I have read, they was replied with rude comments. This forum is for pregnant women or mothers to be able to ask each other how they experience certain things. I'm sure some of you feel the same way. It's kind of like asking your mother how she felt during pregnancy, or how she dealt with morning sickness, etc.. But, my point is I'm glad I found a forum just where mothers can ask each other personal questions. So cut out all the bull crap. Start acting like mature parents who have concerns too. Not make fun of people for any reason. Just let it roll off your shoulders.

And her second response:

Well aren't you a rude little bitch. Maybe you need to fuck off somewhere that conerns you. People like you need a reality check. Seems like your creeping on here to start drama. If you are, your barking up the wrong tree.

I believe that March15 has been part of our little corner of the interwebs before.  They seem to have a high level of the BSC.  Makes for excellent reading when I'm trying to not snack my way through the afternoon.

jensavicci

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443806/wow-i-post-once-and-get-bullied-immediately/p1

I see Tundra and Bliss hanging out on this one. The WK just took it to another level telling Prim that her kids will probably grow up to be assholes like her. 

This is gonna get good. 

Man, if this were face to face and she was calling my kids assholes, all reason would fly out the window.

But for now I'll just glare at my iPod viciously.

hgtvmom

@Nichole8787‌ @SuperTinkerham‌

What I miss is the word douchecanoe. We clearly don't put that one out there enough when the drama is lacking.

TugboatSheila

I don't even need to read that first thread becasue Ghosty quoted... All I have to say 

"They was replied"...

[Deleted User]

cko521 said:

Gotta love 1st Tri. The WK's the best part of this:
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/84252184#Comment_84252184

Hilarious. While I didn't freak out totally, I did buy the scent free stuff because of crazy pregnant lady super nose.

reg202

The original post is outrageous but the WK that shows up later on is even better!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12447381/deleted/p1

okay so this may sound really strange.. But my period is late, (scared to test) and I just noticed the toilet seat is suddenly blue. I looked it up on google and it's apparently a weird occurance that happens when you're pregnant. Has anyone else had this happen to them? I just find it to be extremely weird.

ADC1979

tundrabunny said:

This one has left me stumped.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12447666/good#latest

Entire text of the post: 

Good

Observe, the most eloquent troll post of all time!

ghostof5letters

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/dirty-delete/p1 

darkangel42

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/dirty-delete/p1 

o.0

What the what?

ghostof5letters

Dawn5481

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/dirty-delete/p1 

Troll thread lurker from Aug '14. #1 - I think the fact that the thread title was changed to "dirty" delete is ironic and hilarious. #2 - It sounds like OP needs her anal glands expressed. I'm a vet tech but I call 1,2,3 not it.

[Deleted User]

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/dirty-delete/p1 

I got to the bottom of page one and saw like ten more pages. I can't. But...

"He described it as old collard greens, but I hadnt had any to eat."

Omg. Omg. Omg. Hahahahaha.

hgtvmom

ghostof5letters said:

Holy hell! This gif caused a burst of laughter that sent a cat and a dog off my lap. Thankfully, it didn't wake the baby!

ghostof5letters

Pup4gdb said:

Holy hell! This gif caused a burst of laughter that sent a cat and a dog off my lap. Thankfully, it didn't wake the baby!

I hadn't gotten through the entire thread. Was it not used? This is a classic. 

ghostof5letters

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12449071/i-got-a-little-shock-on-my-index-finger/p1

Csltdk

I want to be supportive but all I can think of are "it's shocking that you posted this" puns.

This. All day. Hahahaha

rachelchristina

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/dirty-delete/p1 

I love the chimpanzee gif on that thread...I was rolling! ...thanks for posting

shamyfowler

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12449071/i-got-a-little-shock-on-my-index-finger/p1

I think I laughed hardest at the "get off my balls" portion of the thread!

Katieryan13

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12448655/dirty-delete/p1 

The first post on page two was hilarious. Definitely one of the better threads I have read!

ghostof5letters

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451036/cider-and-cider-donuts#latest

ghostof5letters

Also, I've never had a cider donut even though I live smack in the middle of like 15 different orchards and could easily walk to one. 

Are they really that delicious? I'm a big fan of donuts, but cake like ones are just meh to me. Unless they're double-chocolate cake like ones. 

[Deleted User]

Cider anything = yummy. Now I need to get pregnant again to justify shoving my face with cider doughnuts....

darkangel42

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451036/cider-and-cider-donuts#latest

How do people even think of this stuff?

littlecookiee

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451026/to-tell-or-not-to-tell

"Okay. Whatever. So for the sake of semantics we'll say I'm "not showing". However, I do LOOK pregnant, and I am. Therefore, for the sake of this post, let's say I "look pregnant". I do not look like this, ever, when not pregnant. Therefore, people will likely conclude upon seeing me that I am pregnant. So, given this rationalization, do I tell or not?"

TugboatSheila

MSUDucks said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451026/to-tell-or-not-to-tell "Okay. Whatever. So for the sake of semantics we'll say I'm "not showing". However, I do LOOK pregnant, and I am. Therefore, for the sake of this post, let's say I "look pregnant". I do not look like this, ever, when not pregnant. Therefore, people will likely conclude upon seeing me that I am pregnant. So, given this rationalization, do I tell or not?"

I love her braggy complaint about how she's a size double zero -so it's totally obvious when she gains weight. *insert eyeroll here*

Stuck in the Grey

I DON'T MEAN TO HUMBLE BRAG, BUT I'M SUPER SKINNY AND WAY HOT, 

darkangel42

What is she wearing that it would be obvious? A lycra body stocking perhaps?

Csltdk

darkangel42 said:

What is she wearing that it would be obvious? A lycra body stocking perhaps?

This made me snort

marsalisails

.

littlecookiee

browneyedtornado said:

MSUDucks said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451026/to-tell-or-not-to-tell "Okay. Whatever. So for the sake of semantics we'll say I'm "not showing". However, I do LOOK pregnant, and I am. Therefore, for the sake of this post, let's say I "look pregnant". I do not look like this, ever, when not pregnant. Therefore, people will likely conclude upon seeing me that I am pregnant. So, given this rationalization, do I tell or not?"

I love her braggy complaint about how she's a size double zero -so it's totally obvious when she gains weight. *insert eyeroll here*

Stuck in the Grey

I DON'T MEAN TO HUMBLE BRAG, BUT I'M SUPER SKINNY AND WAY HOT, 

She's all, walking into her dinner...

And I'm all...

ETA: I don't know how to GIF... I DID IT!

jensavicci

ghostof5letters said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451036/cider-and-cider-donuts#latest

I would gladly shove all that poisonous cider and those donuts down my throat for her. For the baby's sake of course..

Give me all the cider things!

Btw, the donuts are delish and @Matthew930‌ is right about linvilla! They make great Apple everything. They sell them at BJ's too for more convenient access.

TugboatSheila

CParker011 said:

browneyedtornado said:

MSUDucks said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12451026/to-tell-or-not-to-tell "Okay. Whatever. So for the sake of semantics we'll say I'm "not showing". However, I do LOOK pregnant, and I am. Therefore, for the sake of this post, let's say I "look pregnant". I do not look like this, ever, when not pregnant. Therefore, people will likely conclude upon seeing me that I am pregnant. So, given this rationalization, do I tell or not?"

I love her braggy complaint about how she's a size double zero -so it's totally obvious when she gains weight. *insert eyeroll here*

Stuck in the Grey

I DON'T MEAN TO HUMBLE BRAG, BUT I'M SUPER SKINNY AND WAY HOT, 

She's all, walking into her dinner...

And I'm all...

ETA: I don't know how to GIF... I DID IT!

This is fantastic.

darkangel42

tundrabunny said:

I love how we can still derail any thread with the talk of food, even though we are not pregnant anymore.

I did that before, during and after pregnancy anyway...

I'm pretty sure my inner child is the cookie monster

ghostof5letters

Hehehehehe 00 humble bragger is getting pissy. 

ghostof5letters

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12452066/may-be-tmi-but-help/p1

ok so I'm 38 weeks with first child, last night my husband and I had sex, I drank orange juice with castor oil, and we went walking for an hour. After we had sex (I was in top) not sure if that matters but after we had sex there was a pinkish brown liquid on our white sheets. Was that my mucas plug? We've never had the problem of bloody discharge after inter course so I can't help but think it may have been...I'm having very few lower abdominal cramps, like period cramps, we didn't go
In because I've had Braxton Hicks worst then what I've been feeling so we didn't want to go to the hospital again just to get sent back home. & I have no clue if my water broke or not.